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12:51 AM
Chris sits on a cot in a hastily assembled canvas tent in the mountains, no more than three miles away from their target location. It is apparently a metahuman terrorist training camp, which he and Adrian both were suspicious about labelling as "evil" until Harcourt explained that technically, there's just one guy… and roughly 19 clones he had made of himself. All are working towards the singular goal of finding (and in all likelihood, kidnapping) a metahuman woman also capable of self-cloning, making her his bride, and breeding their clones to create a hyper-eugenicist cult compound.
Yeah, Chris feels fine about killing this dude.
The last leg of their journey starts at sunup, so they set up camp to rest the night before. Chris had a rare opportunity to go to bed at a normal time. He did not do this. Instead, he's been jerking off for the last twenty minutes. It should have taken ten, fifteen minutes, maximum - but he doesn't have anywhere for his mind to go, so it keeps wandering to places that immediately kill his erection. Over and over, he gets into a nice rhythm and spaces out enough to stop thinking, only to see his father in the corner of his mind's eye.
He is expecting a lecture from Harcourt, who has the next tent over, in the morning. Every time he loses his focus (and subsequently his temper) he wakes her up with grunts of frustration and poorly-stifled shouts. Still, he won't give up. After spending this long, the amount of energy used has to have some kind of payoff or he won't be able to sleep.
In situations like these, Chris plays by Who Wants to be a Millionaire rules. Unfortunately there is no audience to ask (he wouldn't be opposed to one) and he doesn't have enough options for 50/50 to be helpful, so he does the 2022 equivalent of phoning a friend.
He opens Signal.
12:53 AM
CS: Hey.
CS: U up?
VG: yea
CS: Cool.
CS: U busy?
VG: nope
12:58 AM
VG: so on a scale of 1 to 10
VG: how hard are you right now
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1:02 AM
CS: 12
VG: sounds painful
VG: 😎
CS: Can u make it a little less fucking obvious how much you enjoy watching me suffer??
VG: im not even watching you
VG: id enjoy it a lot more if i was
VG: remember when i used to make you come all the time? that was hilarious
VG: i was so dumb back then this is way more fun
CS: Dude. Come on.
VG: cool so where did you want me to cum?
VG: LOL
CS: Adrian this isn't funny will you please help me out here
CS: the wifi at this campsite isn't good enough for any of my porn to load
VG: as if youd be able to finish without my assistance regardless
CS: I did fine in prison without you
VG: lie
1:10 AM
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1:13 PM
VG: take your time liar
CS: You realize ur gonna pay for this once i'm back right?
VG: bring it on motherfucker!
VG: just been sitting here waiting
VG: i have jacked off like twice today btw and both times it was great
VG: 🧜
VG: haha so how hard are you now?
CS: fuck dude i don't know. 13? what number is enoughto get you to say some nasty shit to me right now??
VG: idk i think i'll know it when i see it
VG: send cock pic
CS: The lighting here sucks .
VG: like it matters
VG: send it coward!!!
VG: what r you scared i'm not gonna like it now that it's committed war crimes
CS: I'm not even AT WAR! WE ARE IIN COLORADO
VG: o ok. so the american govt cant do human rights violations on its own people. good to know.
VG: i can hear those cultists rising from his grave
VG: saying "thank you peacemaker for finally telling me im not murdered after all"
CS: Can you PLEASE stop watching so many waco dofumentaries while im gone they get you really riled up
VG: absolutely not
VG: fucked up youd even ask
VG: kinda suspect to be honest
CS: FUCK man all i fucking meant is that you infodump on me nonstop during and after yuor little marathon and ijust want to have a fuckin forgasm riht ntow
VG: whats a forgasm? sounds awesome
CS: Adrian i sawear to gdo
VG: send pic
1:23 AM
Chris concedes and sends a photo of his throbbing cock, taken with the flash on. The lighting is so terrible that Adrian visibly cringes when the photo loads, but he did warn him.
VG: ok well you weren't wrong
VG: its okay though
VG: but holy fuck
VG: your hand must be so sore
His shoulder is tense and he knows it's going to be stiff as hell tomorrow. He'll have to warm it up on the hike up there and just hope his grip strength doesn't suffer. At no point since leaving the hospital has Chris listened to the doctor's orders to take it easy with his right shoulder.
It's so much easier when Adrian is there. He holds Chris's attention, keeps his mind from wandering to patricidal places, and allows him to let go enough to have a satisfying orgasm. It works when nothing else does. It also keeps him from overexerting his shoulder. Overall, a tremendous relief. He hasn't told Adrian this, but he's pretty sure he knows from the expression on Chris's face after.
CS: yea
CS: yes
VG: how long have you been trying
CS: 45mjn
CS: Off and on
VG: poor guy
VG: i mean your dick
CS: ovufosusly
VG: obviously indeed lol
VG: youre so cute
VG: this time im talking about you 🙂
VG: i think youre cutest when youre like this
VG: sooo fucking desperate and sad
VG: and obviously it is sad that youre mentally ill and stuff. what makes it fun is how much you get off on being reminded that youre pathetic
VG: youre not pathetic because your brain is broken youre pathetic because im the only person who can help you right now
VG: me
VG: do you know what that says about you
CS: Its less hotwehn you bag on yourself only I get to do thta
VG: okay okay lol
VG: it is true tho
VG: youre disgusting even to me which is significant
VG: i mean i love it but thats my problem
VG: i made you my problem
Now and forever, asshole.
Adrian's words would be more insulting if Chris didn't know how incredibly genuine they were. He's been called disgusting a lot of times by a lot of people, most notably his father, in anger and repulsion. When Adrian says it, it's almost like he's praising Chris for being his true disgusting self despite a lifetime of intense judgement. Adrian wouldn't like him so much if he was less gross, less of a jackass, more of a people-pleaser. Chris releases his lip from between his teeth, wincing when the night air touches his skin.
VG: if i was there
CS: yes
CS: Go on
VG: god i bet youre drooling on your fucking phone right now
He is.
1:40 AM
CSmith is typing…
Hold on, it's getting in between the buttons. Fuck. Does that break phones? He does not have any rice so he substitutes with the hem of his dirty t-shirt.
1:47 AM
VG: dude whered you go
CS: Srry
CS: I was cleaning my ohone.
VG: you get drool on it?
CS: Can you PLEASE keeep goign.?
VG: if i was there id have you on your knees
VG: getting my cock wet for me
VG: maybe facefucking you a little bit cuz i know you like when i go a little ummm
CS: Fucking feral? yes
VG: mmhm
VG: remember when you went to your barber and he asked where you got the scratches behind your ears
CS: How coculd I forget that ?? you told him they wereyours
CS: I had to find a new barber after 6 years
VG: ok you were in prison for four of them so i think its really just two years?
CS: ADRIAN
VG: i wanna make you gag
VG: your eyes water
VG: you look so good with a thread of spit connecting your mouth to my cock
VG: so handsome
VG: do you still have any hickeys or have they faded
CS: Just thte ones where you went reeally hard
VG: right right the ones on your tits
Chris audibly groans, frustrated -
1:52 AM
CS: Theyre not
1:52 AM
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but also knows Adrian is trying to get a reaction out of him.
1:53 AM
CS: fine shut up Yes those ones.
VG: 🧜
VG: good are you touching em
VG: you should just be touching your tits in general its not like id be letting you jack off while i skullfucked you
CS: Seriously?
VG: seriously
Chris actually stopped jerking off a while ago - he has his fingers wrapped around his dick, tight at the base, trying to slow himself down enough to get on the same page as Adrian.
VG: i'd let you touch your boobs though
VG: i know how hot it gets you
VG: gets you worked up when i fuck your mouth too even if you hate to admit it
VG: and this is an exercise in how much do i need to bully you for you to cum
CS: can i out my ohone down
VG: sure but why?
CS: Nevrmind
VG: 🙄
CS: I need both hansd is all.
VG: for what?
CS: YOU ARE SO ANNOYING,!!!
VG: tell me!!!
1:57 AM
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1:58 AM
He puts his phone down in an act of defiance and tries once more to get himself to cum. His hand is covered in lube, squeezing up from the bottom and alternating between swiping over and grinding the pad of his finger into his slit. When his hand moves back down, he uses the other to stroke the back of his middle finger over the skin usually hidden by his foreskin. Chris bites his tongue, (ow, fuck,) and whimpers when he realizes even that was not enough.
2:01 AM
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2:03 AM
CS: I need to suck nn my fingeqrs.
VG: awww
VG: go ahead
VG: i can take over
VG: as if thats any different than what's already happening 🙏
CS: That emoeji doesnt eevn make sense in thsi conftext
VG: sorry 🧜
VG: put your fingers in your mouth!!
He does as he's told. His left hand slowly rises to his mouth, which opens, only to shut again as Chris licks his lips. They part, swollen after being repeatedly bitten for the past forty-five minutes, and he slides his middle and ring ringers into his mouth. Chris cannot fit more than three of his fingers in his mouth at once - they're too thick, and he has a fairly sensitive gag reflex. Two is enough. He rests them on his tongue down to the second knuckle, at which point his fingers bend, hooking onto his jaw so he can suck them and let his arm go slack.
2:08 AM
VG: im assuming you did. it would be fucked up if you hadn't by now
VG: so you were sucking my cock
VG: that's where we left off
VG: because somebody needs to fuck his own mouth just to get himself off
VG: you really need a travel dildo i wonder if they make collapsable ones
VG: jsyk im not going to make you wait that much longer
VG: youve already been at it for an hour and i feel bad
VG: its super hot when i do though. like literally hot
VG: the first time i did it i had deja vu to what i later realized was a fever dream
VG: that was the best flu of my life
VG: get kind of rough on those boobies for me
Chris is going to kill him.
Still… he slaps himself on the tit and moans. It is his ability to do as he's told even when very pissed off that makes him such an asset to ARGUS and an enjoyable partner for Vigilante.
2:11 AM
VG: as rough as i would
VG: and then once theyre kind of sore move your hand down to your dick
VG: god i wanna see it. do not send me another picture though it wont do it justice and thatll really bum me out
VG: ill just imagine it
VG: i bet your stomach is all wet with pre cus we both know you leak just as much as you cum
VG: wooow look how long its been since youve sent anything
VG: such a good boy
VG: id be looking down at you so proud! im always proud of you though
VG: even when youre being disgusting
VG: and squirming
VG: and chewing through your lip rather than let any of those sounds through
VG: i think thats why youre so good at black ops. you can be really quiet when you want to be
VG: not gonna be quiet the next time i get my hands on you thats for sure!
VG: ok
VG: stop sucking me
He pulls his fingers out and lets his tongue hang limp from his mouth, imagining Adrian cumming on it. His right hand has been twisting and flicking at his nipples, alternating between the two. Every so often, he gives his pectoral a heavy smack.
2:21 AM
VG: i want you to fuck me now.
VG: im sitting on your lap
VG: we repositioned dont worry about it
VG: you can touch your dick now
VG: actually! i insist on it
VG: start at the head and move down like i would
VG: ill get more active in a minute. right now just put it in me
VG: do you feel it?
VG: im a little stretched out already cus i fingered myself in the shower earlier
VG: your shower
VG: i think i got jizz on your razor btw i'll get you a new one
VG: does it feel good?
VG: bet it does
VG: what a cutie patootie
VG: youre like if rainbow brite was an adult
2:28 AM
CS: and a man???.
VG: excuse you maybe he made some realizations in late adolescence that made him reevaluate his gender identity and now he looks just like you
VG: or maybe she's a butch lesbian bodybuilder now
VG: dont act like you know her just because you share a color scheme you dont see me doing that with whatever character or brand uses black and teal
VG: do you want to fuck me or no
CS: i want to fuck you.
VG: do it then coward
VG: fuck me harder slam your hips up into your hand
VG: im riding you are you just gonna take it or are you gonna try and buck me off into submission like a mighty cow
VG: or bull or whatever. they didnt let me do 4H they said i would be a bad influence on the horses
Shocker.
VG: bet i wouldve been good at it
VG: i mean i tamed you
No he did not, and that is not what kids do in 4H.
Chris does not respond.
VG: if you did try to fuck me senseless id just turn it around on you cus all i gotta do is pull on your nipples and youre goooone
VG: its so funny you just go 😵 and lay there and let me fuck you until i cum
VG: and you love it
VG: youd be inside me while i came too what do you think that would feel like?
VG: try to remember
VG: i hope it feels half as good as it does when you cum in me
VG: i want you to cum in me
VG: go on
VG: squeeze that cock for me chris i want you to cum
VG: i want you to cum inside me im all yours
VG: i am all yours
VG: you can keep your dick inside me as long as you want i just want you to have an orgasm
VG: all i want is for you to cum
VG: think about how id look after you pull out
That did it.
Chris cums with his whole hand around the middle of his cock. He raises it to stroke his cockhead and lengthen the orgasm as much as he can. It feels maybe half as good as actually cumming in Adrian, but it is in no way a bad fuck.
2:45 AM
VG: i feel like my eyes would probably be really watery. and id have scratch marks on my veeerrry open legs
VG: cum leaking out of me
Reading those messages makes him whimper. He can picture it. A few final drops of jizz land on his t-shirt, and finally, he releases his dick and picks up his phone to respond.
CS: V
VG: whats up?
VG: did you finish?
CS: Yea
VG: good boy!
VG: clean up
VG: text me when youre done
Chris uses a wet wipe to clean off his chest before leaving his tent to piss and wash his hands with bottled water. When he returns, he lets out a deep sigh and drops back down onto the cot. He wishes Adrian was here.
2:52 AM
CS: All done
CS: Thank you.
CS: Im really tired but I am going to talk to you tomorrow. You got work?
VG: closing shift
CS: Fuck.
CS: Well I'll be home when you get off.
VG: oh im sure you will 😘
CS: So long as Im not too tired. Or dead.
VG: i am knocking on wood right now
CS: As expected
CS: I'll see you tomorrow, V
CS: Adrian
VG: good night chris
VG: xo
That's so fucking cheesy. What a dork.
3:00 AM
CS: xo
VG: 🧜