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Kramer realizes the hallway outside their apartments doesn't follow the layout of Jerry's kitchen. He runs back and forth between the hallway and Jerry's kitchen, with various tools to measure the walls. Everyone thinks he's delusional. Just Kramer being Kramer again.
The hallway slowly starts to get bigger, but is unnoticeable until Elaine, Jerry, and George are talking while they walk to the elevator. They're all so into the conversation they don't notice that they've been walking down the hall for a few minutes without reaching the elevator.
They slow their steps, looking around the hallway. There’s doors without numbers on them, some without any door knobs. Just slabs of wood covering holes that shouldn’t be in the walls.
George claps his hands, “Alright! I’m out of here.”
He turns around and starts heading back to the apartment without looking back. Jerry and Elaine watch until he becomes smaller and smaller, until he’s just a speck of shadow. And then he’s gone.
“Jerry, what should we do?” Elaine asks, clutching her purse close to her chest.
“I-I guess we should keep going?” Jerry suggests, his usual confidence draining from him like a tire with a nail slashed through it.
Elaine drops her arms and glares at him, “The hell with that. I’m going back to the apartment.” She stands up straight and begins walking back with her head high.
Jerry hesitates. The elevator must be right there. It’s not this far from his apartment. But he can’t even see George anymore. . .
A chill washes over him. It caresses over his ears like a whisper, sharing a secret - a threat - he can’t hear but can certainly understand.
“Elaine! Wait for me!” Jerry yells, running back to the apartment.
It takes him five and a half minutes to get back to his apartment.
When he busts inside, he slams the door shut behind him. The apartment, usually so loud and expressive, is quiet and still. Elaine is holding the phone in her hands, furiously pressing buttons then holding it up to her ear. She grits her teeth and begins pressing buttons again, a dark desperation filling her eyes with each press. Kramer is in the kitchen with a measuring tape. He presses the yellow plastic against the walls and shakes his head.
The most concerning picture is George, leaning his head out the window and talking quietly to himself. Jerry strains to hear what he’s saying, but his words sound like gibberish.
Kramer is in his apartment, measuring the wall in the kitchen when Jerry busts inside, slamming the door behind him. George has his head outside the window, talking quietly to himself in words no one can understand. Elaine is holding the phone, furiously pressing buttons then holding it up to her ear, desperation in her eyes.
After eccentrically telling Kramer what they went through, Kramer declares they need to investigate. They need to see how far it goes.
In an instance, everyone begins to yell.
Elaine is refusing to leave the apartment - there’s something strange outside. The never ending hallway, the doors with no numbers, and now the phones aren’t working. It’s not safe!
But - Kramer argues - there has to be something on the other end, maybe the exit or maybe another world.
It’s not dangerous, Jerry explains as he begins to remember where they are. They’re in his apartment, not a haunted house. There’s got to be a reasonable explanation for this.
“I’ll climb out the window!” George suddenly shouts, ending all other words.
Before anyone else speaks, George turns and runs to the window, sticking his head out. Elaine and Jerry follow him, commanding him to get away from the window before he falls. All their words begin to blur as they speak over each other.
“That's it!” Kramer calls but no one turns around, too caught up in themselves, “I’m going to figure this out!”
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Kramer starts walking with only a bag strapped to his back and a watch that says it’s only five minutes after two in the afternoon. After what feels like hours walking down the hallway, his watch says it’s ten minutes after two.
The end of the hallway can’t be seen on either end. Kramer keeps his eyes forward, worried that he’ll lose direction if he doesn’t focus.
He keeps walking.
He sits on the floor once to eat an apple he took from Jerry’s apartment and rest his eyes. Before he finishes eating, a cold air settles over him. Something whispers in his ear in words he doesn’t understand. Kramer jumps up quickly after that and begins to power walk away from the sound.
The hands on his watch hardly move, but he’s exhausted. He feels like he’s been walking for days. He hasn’t slept once in fear he’d wake up somewhere else. His eyes strain from lack of sleep.
By now, the unmarked doors have started to appear less often. He’s sure they’ll all be gone soon.
He’s unsure how long he’s been walking - his watch says it’s only been an hour - but he feels like he’s going stir crazy. The hallway stretches on forever. He’s dehydrated and hungry, having finished his preserves long ago. Worse yet, the voice caught up to him. It whispers gibberish in a stern tone. Every time he looks, there’s nothing behind him.
Finally, he reaches a door with a number. Neither excitement nor relief overcome him.
5B . .
This is his door - but that doesn’t make sense. The hallway doesn’t circle like this, and Jerry’s door isn’t across from his. He’s positive he never turned around. How is this happening?
Hesitantly, he opens the door. A dog barks. Why is there a dog in his apartment?
His apartment looks different. It’s empty, nothing but bread on the counters and dog hair on the floor. In the living area, there’s a gold retriever laying on the floor, but he hardly focuses on that. The sight of the man standing in the middle of the room draws his attention - a man who looks just like him.
“What are you doing in my apartment?” Kramer asks. The man-who-looks-like-him glances at him in surprise, but there’s no confusion or fear from seeing his double. His dog barks.
“Your apartment? This is my apartment!” The man-who-looks-like-him says with certainty. He laughs like Kramer is playing a joke.
“Noooo.” Kramer drags the word out, too stunned to form a better argument. He asks, “Who are you?”
The-man-who-looks-like-him stands and offers his hand,
“I’m Kessler.”