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lawless 💪
6:17 PM
gorou: @maple.wind is it true!?
gorou: do you have a baby!? with Tomo???
RealAyatoKamisato: Those two? Have a baby? That’s a good one.
RealAyatoKamisato: @tomato Think we should borrow that joke?
shirasagi_himegimi: I don’t think that’s a good idea.
tomato: ahaha Ayaka is right, I don’t know about that one… your dad would kill me.
tomato: why are we talking about this again?
sangonomango: When Gorou and I went to the arcade Tomo’s working at, we invited him to game with us. But he said he couldn’t because he needed to go shopping for his baby.
sangonomango: Gorou confronted him, and Tomo told us he and Kazuha have a daughter.
tomato: there’s no way tomo has a baby
oneandoni: no way
oneandoni: babe they may havee us beat at kids but well def beat them at marriage right!!
gorou: why am i even dating you?
oneandoni: cause im cool anf handsome
gorou: you’re also burying my og question!
oneandoni: oop sorry babe
gorou: @maple.wind so?? why did Tomo say you have a baby together?
maple.wind: He’s talking about Tama.
maple.wind: Most likely…
tomato: wait so it’s true?
tomato: why is this the first time we’re hearing about her?
goldie: what I want to know is why they picked the name tama
goldie: is that supposed to be tama as in ‘egg’?
maple.wind: Tomo liked the idea of matching names. I didn’t have any better alternatives.
maple.wind: Which reminds me @tomo_dachi
maple.wind: You remember which brand of food to buy, right?
tomo_dachi: yessir
tomo_dachi: i promise everything is in order babe :) you’re gonna come back from liyue and be proud
gorou: that’s what you told him last time he came home over winter break too
tomato: the time he ended up getting into a fight with Ei, right?
oneandoni: and also lost lol
tomo_dachi: shut up guys they ganged up on me and u all know it!!
tomo_dachi: no shade on ur gf kokomi but sara fr hit me when i was already down
sangonomango It’s alright, I understand. :)
sangonomango: I want to know more about your daughter though. How old is she?
maple.wind: I believe we adopted Tama a month after moving in together. She was only a few months old then. So she should be around 3 and a half years old.
gorou: there’s no way!! I’ve been to your house so many times and I’ve never seen a baby once. right itto?
oneandoni: nah, just a cat
tomato: I’ve also seen the cat around a lot
tomato: she’s so cute! :)
tomato: but, uh, no babies
tomo_dachi: LOL
tomo_dachi: u guys r so funny
gorou: i wasn’t joking though
tomo_dachi: ??
RealAyatoKamisato: Lol, Thoma is literally like (ó . ò) right now.
shirasagi_himegimi: In other words, I don’t think he was making a joke either.
oneandoni: i mean hey i won’t say no to a compliment ykwim
gorou: he has no idea what joke you’re talking abt either
tomo_dachi: holy shit
tomo_dachi: you guys don’t know the name of my cat?
maple.wind: I see the misunderstanding now. Apologies, I was under the impression you all knew our cat’s name is Tama.
RealAyatoKamisato: Well, isn’t that a twist. It looks like we all knew about the baby in the end after all.
tomo_dachi: YEAH
tomo_dachi: ITTO THOMA AYATO YOU GUYS ARE SOME FAKE FRIENDS FR
tomato: I’m sorry! I had no idea what your cat’s name is!
oneandoni: yea idr you sver telling me it
tomo_dachi: fake smh
gorou: so… there is no literal baby? just a cat?
maple.wind: Yes, that is correct.
sangonomango: In hindsight, this makes so much more sense.
maple.wind: Tomo and I are still a little too young for an actual baby. But Tama is just as important to us.
tomo_dachi: yeah for sure i don’t want a baby rn
tomo_dachi: except for tama
tomo_dachi: but maybe someday after we graduate and get married right kazuha? <3
maple.wind: Sure. I think you’d be a great dad, Tomo.
tomo_dachi: kazuhaaa ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
tomo_dachi: i am gonna kiss u sm when you come back
gorou: woah take the rest to dms guys!
tomo_dachi: does our love scare u?
maple.wind: It’s okay, I have to go now anyway and finish up an essay. When I come back home, why don’t you all come over and say hi to Tama? I’m sure she’d be happy.
oneandoni: hell yea!!! welcome back/baby party!!
oneandoni: wait is this like one of those baby shower things or is it normal…?
RealAyatoKamisato: People hold baby showers BEFORE their baby is born. So this is just a regular thing, I presume.
RealAyatoKamisato: I’ll be sure to bring Thoma and Ayaka with me.
tomato: I’d drop by either way ofc! I would love to meet Tama properly :)
gorou: i’ll come too! i’ve missed you sm Kazuha
sangonomango: I’ll come as well. It’ll be good to see you again, Kazuha.
goldie: I’ll come too
goldie: we have a bunch of new party stuff around the store, I think you’ll all enjoy them a lot
goldie: and I’ll bring the usual sparklers as well of course
tomo_dachi: look at that babe, everyone’s excited to come and see you (and Tama)
tomo_dachi: bet no one’s more excited than me tho
maple.wind: I’m touched to have made so many good friends. I’m looking forward to coming home too.