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It was the ass-crack of dawn and lee Minho had woken up from his 6 hour long sleep to go take a shit in the toilet.
he disconnected his phone from its charger and took the phone with him to the toilet, so what if he wanted to look at Ryan Reynolds face while taking a dump?
nobody is going to walk in on him at 5am i the morning.
just then a wave of wind came.
and a small blue flickering light was seen being formed on top of his sink, the light got bigger and bigger and by now it attained a portal like look that Minho used to see in comic books.
but the most interesting thing was that a man, or so it seemed, emerged from the said portal. He had night black hair and honey like skin , his overall attire was black but his cloths where adorned with red jewels, and as you go down you would see thick black boots with a sliver lining, who the fuck this guy was surely was someone important.
The man then stood pridefully on his bathroom floor. with wind blowing at the mans face he said " I make my demonic presence known mortal "
Minho just stared at the man ,now demon . where the fuck is the wind coming from.
"....... what- are you not going to say anything?" Minho just stared at the the demon, who apparently got summoned in his bathroom. while he was taking a shit.
*PLoP*
The sound of his shit going in the toilet resonated though the bathroom.
The demon only made direct eye contact and blocked his nose.
" dude what in gods name did you eat last night-"
throughout the span of 15 minutes Minho had said nothing.
so Minho did what he did best, he stared.
and so did the demon.
and you see both of them were very stubborn so they ended up staring at each other for the next 10 minutes, that was until Minho was sure that he was not being delusional and an actual demon was in his bathroom at 5am in the morning while he was taking a dump, a massive dump, and that reminded him that he had to still wash his ass.
"ummm...could go out for sometime i kinda need too.." Minho gestured down, the demon quickly understood.
" oh yeah sure man! ill come back in once ur done wiping your buttocks "
The demon then disappeared.
Minho then realised the demon had seen him sitting here with his pants down , ding dong visible, on the toilet ,with a Ryan Reynolds photo on his screen.
Minho then stared at the wall.
oh and he wiped his ass.
to be continued....