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Scaramouche and the Time Venti’s Balls Exploded

Chapter 1: Gay boys are always hotter when they’re gay — when you are a guy

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1:17

Venti: guys wake up

Scaramouche: stfu hoe

Kazuha: What are you doing go to sleep-

Xiao: Then why’re you up bitch

Xiao changed Kazuha’s name to liar  

liar: I was up because a certain someone just gave me a good sucking

Heizou: And I was up doing... stuff, yeah stuff

Venti: YOURE DATING KAZUHA WHAT THE FUCK SISJSOWNSONSKSHSJ 

Heizou: No comment

liar: Yes

Heizou changed liar’s name to Kazuha

Scaramouche: yalls ugly asses are all gay get outta here 

Xiao: Nah bitch you’re just jealous

Scaramouche: jealous huh then why arent you

Venti: iiiiiiiiimmmmmmm gonnnnnnaaaaaa swiiiiinnnnnnnngggggg froooommmmmmm theeee chandeliiiiiieeeeeerrrrrrr