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Denki just finished class and was going to his boyfriend, Shinsou's, dorm when he heard noise coming from inside. He quietly opened the door to a disgusting sight. Shinsou was fucking Jirou!? "Hito..." Their heads snapped up. "Wait Kami, it's not what it looks like!" Denki snorted, "Really, then what is it Hitoshi? 'Cause I'm pretty sure you're fucking Jirou, who knew we were dating!" Shinsou stared, "What do you mean were?" Denki walked over and slapped both of them. "I'M SAYING WE'RE DONE SHINSOU!!!!"
He ran out of the dorm holding his tears. He looked up, just to run into someone. "Ack!" Denki looked at who he ran into and blushed slightly.
He had ran into Midoriya who was wearing a tight fitting shirt, showing his muscles. "Kaminari? What's wrong?" At that question Denki burst into tears. "What happened Kami?" Izuku picked him up bridal style. Denki just sobbed into his chest. "Sh-shinsou cheated on me! With Jirou!" Izuku's gaze darkened as he took him to his dorm.
Izuku opened Denki's door and shut it softly behind him. Denki had fell asleep, his arms were wrapped around Izuku's neck and his face was buried in his chest. Izuku carefully sat on the bed and pulled the covers over them. He rested against the headboard and carefully got his phone out of his pocket and called Kirishima. "Come to Kami's dorm. Quietly." He hung up and waited.
A few minutes Kirishima opened the door and locked it behind him. "What happened?" He sat down on the floor, noticing how Izuku held Denki. "Izu, you know Kamibro has a boyfriend right?" Izuku flushed at this statement. "That's the thing Ei, that bitch just broke his heart." He waited for Kirishima to register what he said while absentmindedly playing with Denki's hair. Kirishima stood up with his quirk activated. "Hey!" Kirishima looked at him, "Wait for me Ei!" Kirishima froze as Izuku cracked his knuckles. He placed a kiss on Denki's head and grabbed Kirishima's arm and tugged him down slightly. They kissed for a moment before leaving.
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They dragged Shinsou and Jirou to the commons area. "OI! What gives!?" They ignored him as they saw the rest of the Bakusquad. "What the fuck are you to doing Deku?" Kirishima answered, "These bitches broke Kamibro's heart!" It took a moment to register when the Dekusquad walked in. "Midoriya! That is not appropriate be-"
Iida got cutoff as Mina screeched and leaped at the two. "YOU ASSHOLES! HOW COULD YOU!?" She got held back by Tsuyu's tongue. That didn't stop Sero from tying them up with his tape. Todoroki struggled as he held back the Pomeranian. "YOU FUCKERS! LET GO OF ME ICY-HOT! THOSE BASTARDS FUCKED EACH OTHER JUST NOW!" This caused in uproar from the entire class. The murderous one were held back by the others.
"IIDA GET AIZAWA WE CAN'T HOLD THEM FOR LONG!" Momo screamed as she held back Uraraka. Iida nodded and ran out.
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Aizawa ran into the commons to see two people about to get Detroit Smashed, kicked in the gut with a hardened foot, and exploded. He activated his quirk, Izuku punching them. Their heads snapped to Aizawa as he wrangled them up in his scarf. "What's going on here!?" Everyone looked at him before pointing to the two in the middle. It was Shinsou and Jirou. "Those bitches broke Kami's heart!" Mina was still struggling to attack them. The class nodded and glared at the two.
Aizawa sighed as he released the three. "You two! My office! Now!" Sero untaped them and they followed Aizawa. The greenette and false redhead were gone.
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Izuku sighed as he curled into Kirishima's chest. He pulled Denki closer and put his face in his hair. "Izu, when are we going to tell Kamibro that we like him?" Izuku sighed again, "Never, he just broke up Ei. He probably sees us as friends." They both froze as Denki turned around. "Says who?"
Denki kissed Izuku, wrapping his arms around his neck. Izuku kissed back. Kirishima whined behind them. Denki laughed softly as he kissed Kirishima, who greedily kissed back. They all laughed and cuddled, slowly falling asleep. Kirishima spooning Denki from behind and Izuku cuddling him infront.