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"The what now?" Zack asked as he looked at his idiot boyfriend with confusion.
"You know, those floating lanterns you talked about a few months back. You want to go see them now?" Vin answered back as Zack looked more confused as he tilted his head. Vin took the shopping basket from Zack's hand and took Zack's hand to guide him towards the floating lanterns.
"Why would there be floating lanterns in the fucking supermarket?" Zack asked as he tried to piece all of this together but couldn't. The only reasonable idea Zack got was that in the electronic part of the big ass store had TV screen display floating lanterns. But Zack got confused when they went past the TV screens.
"You'll see", Vin said as he was dragging Zack towards the lights section.
"Vin, I don't get it", Zack said when Vin was done dragging Zack and letting go of Zack's hand. They were surrounded by different lights and lamps. Vin still had his stupid smile on his face.
"Here", Vin said as he gave his own high tinted sunglasses to Zack. Zack was taken by surprise that Vin just took off his sunglasses without worrying what other people would think about his eyes. Vin placed the sunglasses nicely on Zack.
"How the fuck do you see through these?" Zack asked as he looked at the ground, not able to see his feet almost at all. Then Zack lifted his head up to look around and saw the lights in a different light. The shades dimmed the lights to look like they were floating and all blurry. It looked pretty. Zack realized that this was the corniest shit Vin has pulled on Zack.
"This is the most corniest and most dumbest yet romantic thing you've ever done, asshole", Zack said as he looked around more. Admiring the different coloured lights with the really high tinted sunglasses. Zack was about to walk forward when he got stopped by something in front of him. Zack frowned his face in confusion and lifted up the sunglasses and saw Vin on one knee.
Zack put his hands on his mouth as he saw the ring box in front of him. Zack was about to get all emotional until Vin opened the ring box revealing a condom inside it.
"Will you let me hit?" Vin asked and Zack started to laugh so fucking much.
"You fucking asshole!" Zack yelled between his laughs as Vin was still too deep into his bit to stop acting. Zack closed the ring box for Vin and told Vin to get up but Vin wasn't moving. Vin instead grabbed Zack and pulled Zack into submission. Zack yelled not to do the lock holds on the dirty floor but Vin wasn't listening as he was having too much fun.
They laid on the floor as the lights were shining bright on them. They definitely made some people question a lot what just happened.
"So, can I-"
"Yes, I'm very much in the mood. Also this was the most you thing to do"
"Do you think I should propose to you for real when I'm deep ins-"
"DO NOT!!"
"Okay, noted", Vin responded to Zack as he was planning on proposing to Zack tomorrow at the aquarium.
"Why do you have a ring box anyway?" Zack asked.
"I'm going to propose to you when I'm fucking the living sh-"
"I SAID DO NOT!!!! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!"