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[ Wednesday 3 July 2024 19:28]
Daniel Ricciardo created Grill the FIA and F.E.A..
Daniel Ricciardo added Max Verstappen, Carlos Sainz Jr, Oscar Piastri, George Russell, Charles Leclerc, Fernando Alonso, Yuki Tsunoda, Alexander Albon, Logan Sargeant, Pierre Galsy, Zhou Guanyu and Lewis Hamilton to the group.
Daniel Ricciardo
Welcome to my humble abode
George Russell
What is this?
Oscar Piastri
Hello?
Daniel Ricciardo changed George Russell’s name to Russell George.
Daniel Ricciardo
This is the grid group chat
Yuki Tsunoda
Hi
Russell George
Why? We already have a group chat.
Daniel Ricciardo changed Yuki Tsunoda’s name to Yuki-san.
Daniel Ricciardo
Because I can
The other one is boring
Oscar Piastri
That is true actually
Daniel Ricciardo changed Oscar Piastri’s name to Aussie 2.
Aussie 2
Right. Thanks.
Alexander Albon
Not even everyone is here tho???
Also can u change my name Dan
Daniel Ricciardo
Yessir 🫡
Daniel Ricciardo changed Alexander Albon’s name to Albono.
Daniel Ricciardo changed Daniel Ricciardo’s name to Danny Ric.
Albono
Fair enough
Aussie 2
Why isn’t Lando here?
Carlos Sainz Jr
Sí where is Landito
Danny Ric
Because he never answers anyway
Max Verstappen
That is true he’s been ghosting me for six days
Danny Ric changed Max Verstappen’s name to Maxi Taxi.
Maxi Taxi
And I thought I was safe
Albono
Wait Lando hasn’t talked to you since Austria???
Maxi Taxi
Since before Austria
Honestly he’s just lazy
Aussie 2
He always answers me
Danny Ric
Does he now? 😏
Yuki-san
I wonder why
Aussie 2
???
Fernando Alonso
You are too innocent
Logan Sargeant
Oscar, I love you man, but god you are stupid
Aussie 2
Thanks Logan.
Danny Ric changed Fernando Alonso’s name to Nando.
Aussie 2
I’m really confused
Carlos Sainz Jr
Don’t worry about it Piastri
Charles Leclerc
👀
Jealous much?
Lewis Hamilton
Who is jealous?
Carlos Sainz Jr
I am not jealous
Danny Ric
Carlos is
Carlos Sainz Jr
No I am not
Why would I be jealous if him
Charles Leclerc
Because he’s Lando’s new teammate
And Lando obviously “likes” him 🙄
Aussie 2
What do you mean “like”??
Carlos Sainz Jr
Lando does not “like” him.
Danny Ric
Yeah he does
Maxi Taxi
He definitely does
It’s like all he talks about
Carlos Sainz Jr
I thought you hadn’t talked to Lando.
Maxi Taxi
I have, he just hasn’t answered by text
Danny Ric
Awww did he leave you on read Maxy?
Aussie 2
I am still very confused
Maxi Taxi
Shut up
Lewis Hamilton
Don’t worry, so am I kid
Nando
You’re all idiots
Aussie 2
I don’t understand why can’t we just add him?
Russell George
Why should we when he will just leave all of us on read anyway
Like he doesn’t do that daily
Albono
Tbf tho so do you george
Russell George
No I don’t.
Albono
Yes, all the time.
Russell George
Name one time
Aussie 2
I feel like I’m watching a divorce
Albono
Yesterday
Danny Ric
I think we are tbh
Russell George
You didn’t even text me yesterday, Alex.
Yuki-san
Should we stpo them??
Albono
Yes I did
You probably forgot because you LEFT ME ON READ.
Danny RIc
Nah I’m enjoying this
Russell George
I DIDN’T LEAVE YOU ON READ.
Albono
*Screenshot of sent texts to “Georgie”, sent 13:58, read 14:03, unanswered*
Russell George
It seems I have been defeated
Alex. I apologise for leaving you on read.
Danny Ric
At least he apologized
Charles Leclerc
Why was his name georgie??
Russell George
Already better than Lando
Logan Sargeant
Alex calls him Georgie literally 24/7 I’m used to it
Danny Ric changed Charles Leclerc’s name to Charlie.
Charlie
Thanks Danny
Logan Sargeant
Can you change mine too?
Danny Ric changed Logan Sargeant’s name to Logie.
Logie
Thanks
Danny Ric
Of course neighbor
Aussie 2
That was weird
Albono
Agreed
Carlos Sainz Jr
Not as weird as you and Lando
Lewis Hamilton
Here we go again
Aussie 2
I don’t understand, what is weird about us???
We’re friends.
Danny Ric
Ouch
Albono
Good thing Lando isn’t here
Aussie 2
I’m so confused can someone please explain
Carlos Sainz Jr
It’s none of your business
Aussie 2
I literally think it is???
Danny Ric
You know what
I’m up for the drama
Danny Ric added Lando Norris to the group.
Russell George
Oh Lord.
Maxi Taxi
He probably won’t even answer
Albono
Max aren’t you and Lando fighting?
Maxi Taxi
What? Why would we?
Aussie 2
Austria
Russell George
You crashed in Austria
Maxi Taxi
Oh no we talked it out
We’re fine
Danny Ric
Guys what should I name Lando
Carlos Sainz Jr
Landito
Yuki-san
💀
Aussie 2
“Lando”?
Danny Ric changed Lando Norris’s name to Sleepy Little Lando
Maxi Taxi
Omg he’s gonna hate that
Russell George
If he even sees it
Aussie 2
I’ll text him
Carlos Sainz Jr
I will text him
Charlie
👀
Carlos Sainz Jr
No, I will text him.
Aussie 2
I already have
Russell George
You know I’m actually starting to like this group chat
Nando
Me too
Sleepy Little Lando
what the hell is this
and why is that my name
Albono
HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED WHAT 😭
Aussie 2
Told you
Carlos Sainz Jr
He would have answered me too.
Danny Ric
Sure he would have
Carlos Sainz Jr
He would.
Right Lando?
Sleepy Little Lando
i’m so confused can someone plz explain what’s goin on thx
Albono
LMAO IMAGINE GETTING GHOSTED IN A GROUP CHAT 💀
Aussie 2
Danny made a group chat for the grid
Sleepy Little Lando
but we already have one??
Danny Ric
But that one’s boring
Sleepy Little Lando
true
wait is the whole grid here?
Russell George
No, just most.
Sleepy Little Lando
do I wanna know why i was added last?
or is there a reason i don’t want to know
Albono
Nobody wanted you here except Oscar
Aka your boyfriend
Aussie 2
???
Sleepy Little Lando
he is not my boyfriend. we’re friends.
Carlos Sainz Jr
I also wanted Landito here
Russell George
But you wish he was your boyfriend.
Charlie
👀
Sleepy Little Lando
of course not. we are FRIENDS.
Aussie 2
Can someone PLEASE explain
@logansargeant
Logie
Sorry Oscar. You’re on your own in this one
Aussie 2
I don’t even know what “this” is
Danny Ric
Are we gonna talk about how Carlos just got ignored again?
Sleepy Little Lando
i don’t either osco
Lewis Hamilton
Nando do you know what’s going on??
Nando
No, but it is entertaining
Aussie 2
Lando want to hang out?
Charlie
👀
Sleepy Little Lando
sorry i can’t rn Osc
Albono
WHAT
Aussie 2
Oh okay, tomorrow after media?
Russell George
Did I see that right?
Sleepy Little Lando
yeah sounds good
Danny Ric
Don’t cry Osc, it’s hard to get rejected
Aussie 2
Rejected??
Sleepy Little Lando
hey that’s my nickname for him.
Albono
Don’t worry, Oscar. It’s okay to cry.
Danny Ric
Jealous Little Lando? ;)
Aussie 2
I’m just gonna leave
Sleepy Little Lando
i’m not
Albono
Sure you aren’t
Danny Ric
Leave doing what Pastry
Sleepy Little Lando
i am not jealous.
Aussie 2
Talk to Lily??
Albono
Ouch
Danny Ric
That one hurt so much even I felt it
Russell George
I’m not dealing with this today
Albono
Anything to say Lando?
Danny Ric
He went offline
Yuki-san
💀
Albono
Guess that’s it for today
Lewis Hamilton
Finally
Danny Ric
Should we call it a day?
Carlos Sainz Jr
Lando do you want to hang out?
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