Chapter Text
“No idiot you were supposed to only put 2 cups of bisquick” said the blu scout
The blu scout was teaching the red scout to make pancakes, but it was going very badly. In just 10 minutes, the red scout had already poured too much vanilla extract, forgotten the eggs and he just messed up the amount of pancake mix because he’s fucking stupid.
“Okay well uh you could’ve told me man” the red scout retorted.
“Well, that was the whole box of bisquick so just mix it and then cook it; these pancakes a re shit but I’m not dumping it” the blu scout sighed.
As the red scout mixed it, he was very clumsy and splashed it everywhere.
“You fucking fa-“ the blu scout sighed “sighhhhhh ugghhh just put it in the pan”
“Hey man, don’t underestimate my cooking skills,” the red scout pours the batter into the pan. “I’ll redeem myself, you’ll see and weep, dumbass—is that somke?”
You see, the red scout left the frying pan to heat up for too long, and when he poured the pancake batter into the pan, it burned very quickly
“Ay carumba, this is fucking bullshit” the red scout is fuming and tosses the pan in the air and the pan just so conveniently rips the red scouts pants off as it falls to the floor.
“What the flip man” the blu scout exclaims.
“How? Anyways, is this about to be like one of those fanfics I’ve seen where people just write how we fuck each other”
“You know red scout, I actually have feelings for you and I’m actually homosexual”
“Okay lets fuck”
And then they sexed or something idk I’m not writing that out leave that to your imagination