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  1. Public Bookmark 73

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    Wemmbu makes a choice he’s never been good at making: he listens.

    After an impersonator forces his hand, he follows Eggchan’s advice, changing his armor trims and voicechanger to assume a new identity. Now, with a different anchor, Wemmbu refocuses on a quieter goal: get Eggchan out of the End, disappear, and build something that can’t be taken away from them. Together, they create new identities and a hidden home; thus, peace is finally earned.

    But choices, like stones cast into a river, only ever disturb the surface. The current keeps moving; the river stays the same. No matter how carefully Wemmbu changes his path, trouble still knows where to find him.

    It’s only a matter of when.

    Or,

    Wemmbu runs away with Eggchan. Doesn’t he know devotion like that attracts jealous eyes?

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    18 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    Technoblade, also known as the Blood God—the anarchist of the Dream SMP who toppled governments and reduced kingdoms to ruins—finds himself cast into a universe where reality itself is unstable.

    This world is even more chaotic than the one he left behind. Rules bend, alliances shatter without warning, and peace is nothing more than a fragile illusion.

    Faced with a realm on the brink of collapse, will Technoblade cling to his “retired” era… or will he once again embrace the chaos that has always followed in his wake?

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    16 Dec 2025

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    Egg somehow convinces Wemmbu that he should crossdress in order to hide his identity better, how will his past enemies react?

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    07 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    imperial fire time loop au where theyll have to team up and be friends if they want to get anywhere, sadly neither of them will cooperate

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    16 Nov 2025

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    “W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.

    Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”

    “Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”

    “I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”

    “Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”

    or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).

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    05 Oct 2025