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adiosToreador [AT] began trolling arsenicCatnip [AC]
AT: hEY, uHH, aC?
AC: :33 < *ac yawns after waking up from a little cat nap*
AC: :33 < *she licks her paw and rubs her ears before inviting her furrend Tavros inside*
AT: rIGHT, uH, *aT GOES INTO HER CAVE,
AT: aND SITS DOWN,
AT: oR, sOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES,*
AC: :33 < *ac mews happily as her guest gets comfurrtable*
AC: :33 < *she offurs at a cup of tea with purrlenty of sugar in it!*
AT: uH, i,
AT: i MEAN, aT,
AT: hE TAKES A SIP OF TEA,
AC: :33 < *ac rubs up against at and then curiously asks why he has come ofur to s33 her today?*
AT: oH, wE WERE JUST WONDERING IF YOU WANTED TO PLAY A GAME WITH US,
AT: aND BY WE,
AT: i MEAN ME, tEREZI, vRISKA AND, aRADIA,
AC: :33 < that sounds like a lot of fun!
AC: :33 < what kind of game is it?
AT: iT’S A ROLE PLAYING GAME,
AT: bUT, uHH, kIND OF LIKE REAL LIFE TOO?
AT: i DON’T KNOW,
AT: hAVE YOU HEARD OF FLARP?
AC: :33 < i love rp games!
AC: :33 < theyre my favfurrite!
AC: :33 < and yes I think i have heard of flarp but i do not know much about it
AT: yES, i THOUGHT YOU LIKED THEM,
AT: tHAT’S WHY I ASKED YOU TO PLAY, rEALLY,
AC: :33 < i would love to play but i should purrobably ask my meowrail first
AC: :33 < he can be strict about games ://
AT: oK, iF THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO,
AT: jUST, uH, wRITE ON THE FLARPING MEMO BOARD, wHEN YOU’RE READY,
AT: oR MESSAGE ME,
AT: i DON’T MIND,
AC: :33 < ok!
AC: :33 < i will be back soon!
arsenicCatnip [AC] ceased trolling adiosToreador [AT]
Nepeta wriggled her tail in excitement as she closed Tavros’s chatbox and opened one with Equius. This game sounded really fun! She’d always loved role-playing, but FLARP really took it to the next level. Ooh, she wondered what class she would be? Rp games allowed you to use magic powers unheard of in the real world, but still, Nepeta was most comfortable using melee weapons since she had grown used to using her razor claws to hunt down prey. She started typing her introduction in the chatbox as fast as her little paws could!
arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling centaursTesticle [CT]
AC: :33 < *ac crawls silently in the long grass of the empty chatbox*
CT: D--> What are you doing
AC: :33 < *ac gives up on stalking mysteriously because she has some exciting news!*
CT: D--> What is the news
AC: :33 < *ac pounces into the mew of ct and skips ofur to him*
CT: D--> You will stop this
AC: :33 < *ac wraps herself around cts legs and begins to purr*
AC: :33 < *she settles at his feet and blinks up at him with content*
CT: D--> Nepeta stop with this f001ishness this instant
AC: :33 < ok ok mr grumpy!
AC: :33 < you are so mean! you nefur join in my rping :((
CT: D--> We have di%ussed this before, I do not find any pleasure in playing along with your silly little games
AC: :33 < theyre not silly little games!!!
CT: D--> However you see them, my point still remains
CT: D--> I will not play and you shall stop
AC: :33 < ugh fine whatefur
AC: :33 < anyway i had something impurrtant i wanted to ask you!
AC: :33 < can i have purrmission to flarp with vwiskers tavros terezi and aradia?
CT: D--> Abso100tley not
CT: D--> It is a dangerous game and you shall not play it
CT: D--> I forbid it
AC: XOO < rawwwwwwwwrrr!!!
AC: :33 < no just let me play!
CT: D--> Nepeta I only want what’s best for you
CT: D--> You are too delicate and need my prote%tion
AC: :33 < its just a game equius!
AC: :33 < my fureinds have invited me to play and so i will
CT: D--> Don’t be ridiculous they are not your comrades
CT: D--> I cannot allow you to continue these friendly e%changes you have been having with the lowb100d
AC: :33 < his name is tavros
AC: :33 < dont call him a lowblood just to be mean!
AC: :33 < the hemeowspectrum is a bunch of junk :PP
CT: D--> The hemospectrum is a beloved tradition and has been a part of troll culture for many sweeps
CT: D--> Its teachings are as true and relevant today as any other day throughout history
AC: :33 < then why do you hang out with me?
AC: :33 < arnt i too unworthy and olive green to be your meowrail???
CT: D--> You
CT: D--> You are an e%ception Nepeta
AC: :33 < i wish you would s33 efurryone fairly
AC: :33 < or at least TREAT efurryone fairly
CT: D--> Our differing views on the hemospectrum is not a subject i like to di%uss
CT: D--> I don’t enjoy arguing with you
CT: D--> But I would appreciate it if you listened to me and took my advice
AC: :33 < i wont!
CT: D--> Yes you will
AC: :33 < no
CT: D--> Yes
AC: :33 < no
CT: D--> Yes
AC: :33 < no
CT: D--> Yes
AC: :33 < no
CT: D--> Yes
AC: :33 < no
CT: D--> Yes
AC: :33 < ughhh stoooppp!!!
AC: :33 < i dont care what you say im doing it anyway!
AC: :33 < bye!!!
CT: D--> No
CT: D--> You will listen to me
CT: D--> Do not play that treacherous game for females
CT: D--> Even if you are also female
CT: D--> Nepeta?
CT: D--> This is una%eptable behaviour Nepeta
CT: D--> ...
CT: D--> Hrrrkk
centaursTesticle [CT] ceased trolling arsenicCatnip [AC]
Ugh, who cared what that stinky moirail of hers thought? He made her so mad sometimes! She was fed up with his hemospectrum preaching and silly orders, for once she was going to do what SHE wanted to do. She couldn’t even be bothered to close her chat with Equius, she simply minimized it and pulled up the flarping memo board in its place.
arsenicCatnip [AC] opened memo on board FLARPING EXTRAVAGANZA
AC: :33 < *the curious kitty p33ps into the memo and starts batting the furnny letters and colours*
AC: :33 < *she pricks up her ears and purrs at all her furiends as they read her introduction!*
adiosToreador [AT] responded to memo
AT: oH, hEY NEPETA,
AT: sO I GUESS HE SAID YES?
AC: :33 < actually no :((
AC: :33 < but im going to play anyway!
AT: oK THEN, iF THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT,
AT: wE, uH, aRE GLAD TO HAVE YOU,
arachnidsGrip [AG] responded to memo
AG: wait, since when was Nepeta flarping with us?
AT: i, uHH, i INVITED HER,
AG: Tavros what the hell!
AG: You need to discuss with the team 8efore you just go randomly adding new players.
AT: oH, sORRY,
AT: i JUST THOUGHT THAT NEPETA WAS A GOOD ROLEPLAYER,
AT: uHH, yEAH SORRY, i SHOULD HAVE ASKED,
AG: Damn right you should have asked.
AG: Now we have to have this awkward talk in front of her.
AC: :33 < um i could leave if thats what you would like :((
AG: Don’t 8e stupid, it’s not your fault Toreador messed up.
AG: I mean, I’d 8e all down for you playing too 8ut now we have an odd num8er of players >::::P
gallowsCalibrator [GC] responded to memo
GC: 1M SUR3 W3 C4N WORK SOM3TH1NG OUT
GC: 1D H4T3 TO LOS3 SUCH 4 STRONG ROL3PL4Y3R
AG: I must admit I have heard rumours of her outstanding rping
AG: 8ut still, what are we expected to do a8out the odd num8er?
GC: 1 4GR33 TH4T TH3 T34MS MUST B3 F41R
GC: SO W3 N33D ON3 MOR3 PL4Y3R, R1GHT??
AG: Right.
AG: W8.
AG: Oh please no.
GC: H3 M1GHT NOT B3 TH4T B4D
AG: For fucks sake, he’s not going on my team!
GC: W3 W1LL SORT OUT IND1V1DU4L T34MS L4T3R
GC: BUT FOR NOW W3 JUST N33D TO 1NV1T3 H1M...
AG: W8 we should tell Aradia first
AG: Not trying to pull a Tavros are we????????
AT: uH,
GC: OF COURS3 NOT >:]
GC: 1 W1LL F3TCH H3R TH1S 1NST4NT!!
apocalypseArisen [AA] responded to the memo
AA: hi!
AA: s0rry i wasnt replying earlier
AA: i didnt see the chat
GC: W3LCOM3 4R4D14
GC: W3 H4V3 SUMMON3D YOU H3R3 TO D1SCUSS 4 V3RY 1MPORT4NT M4TT3R
AA: 00h 0k
AA: what is it
GC: YOU M4Y OR M4Y NOT H4V3 NOT1C3D TH4T W3 H4VE 4 N3W F4C3 1N OUR M1DST
AC: :33 < hi!!!
AA: hi nepeta!
AA: are y0u flarping with us
AC: :33 < i think so yeah
AA: yay!
AA: i cant wait t0 play with y0u
AC: :33 < i cant wait either!
GC: Y3S Y3S
GC: FORM4L1T13S 4S1D3
GC: T4VROS 1NV1T3D N3P3T4 1NTO TH3 GROUP ON H1S OWN 4CCORD
GC: W3 H4V3 D3C1D3D TO L3T TH1S SL1D3 4ND 4LLOW H3R TO ST4Y DU3 TO HOW 4W3SOM3 SH3 1S
GC: BUT NOW W3 H4V3 4N ODD NUMB3R OF PL4Y3RS
AA: 0h
AA: are we g0ing t0 have t0 have uneven teams
GC: W3LL W3 W3R3 TH1NK1NG TH3R3 1S ON3 MOR3 P3RSON W3 COULD H4V3 BUT H3S 4 B1T OF 4 DOUCH3 >:[
GC: TH1S H4S TO B3 4 GROUP D3C1S1ON
AA: that sucks but 0k
AA: id rather play with a d0uche than have an unfair game!
GC: OK ON3 VOT3 FOR 3R1D4N
GC: VR1SK4?
AG: ughhhhhhhh fine.
AG: 8ut like I said, not on MY team!
GC: W3 W1LL T4LK T34MS L4T3R
GC: T4VROS WH4T DO YOU S4Y?
AT: wELL, iF EVERYONE ELSE WANTS HIM, tHEN UHH,
AT: i GUESS I DONT MIND,
GC: GR34T
GC: 4ND F1N4LLY N3P3T4
AC: :33 < i get a vote?
GC: SUR3 1 M34N YOU 4R3 P4RT OF TH3 T34M NOW
AC: :33 < ok!
AC: :33 < well i wouldnt want to step on anybodys tail and go against the majority so i will vote eridan too
GC: OK TH4TS F1V3 VOT3S FOR 3R1D4N 1NCLUD1NG MY OWN
GC: 1LL GO NOT1FY H1M NOW
AG: Ahhhhhhhh this is going to suck!
AG: I swear to God whoever’s team he is on I will annihilate the shit out of them.
AG: Just 8ecause i want to kill him again and again and again.
AC: :33 < why do you hate him so much vwiskers??
AG: Haven’t you ever spoken to him?
AC: :33 < not really ://
AG: Well that makes sense.
AG: Anyone who’s ever had the misfortune of holding a conversation with Mister Ampora will know of his unfathoma8le stupidity.
AC: :33 < thats a little harsh
AA: it really isnt
AA: i try t0 av0id him t0 the best 0f my abilities
AA: which isnt that hard actually c0nsidering he despises all landdwellers
AA: especially l0wbl00ds like me
AC: :33 < ugh he sounds a lot like my meowrail
AC: :33 < i hate the hemeowspectrum so much!!!
AA: s0me tr0lls just d0nt understand that bl00d c0l0ur is just bl00d c0l0ur
caligulusAquarium [CA] responded to memo
CA: so i heard you guys needed my kelp
CA: wwell don’t you wworry because im here noww
AG: And I immediately regret voting for this arrogant prick.
CA: wwell you did an you cant take it back noww can you vvris?
AG: I revoke my vote on Eridan.
GC: FOUR VOT3S FOR 3R1D4N 4ND ON3 VOT3 4G41NST
CA: GLUB GLUB
CA: vvery funny but i still havve the majority
AA: i rev0ke my v0te
GC: 1 CONCURR
GC: SORRY 3R1D4N
GC banned CA from responding to the memo
AC: :33 < now we have an odd number again
AG: No way! Ok we didn’t think this through.
GC: W3 W3R3 TOO B4DLY 4FF3CT3D BY H1S DOUCH1N3SS
AG: Yeah that’s pro8a8ly what happened.
GC: 4ND SO W1TH 4 H34VY H34RT
GC unbanned CA from responding to the memo
CA: wwell that wwas fuckin rude
CA: maybe i wwont play anymore after all
AG: You should 8e happy that we’re even giving you the opportunity.
AC: :33 < please play eridan we n33d you! :((
AG: Nepeta can it with the 8egging!
CA: hey at least somebody appreciates me here
GC: LOOK IF W3 4R3 4LL R34DY TO PROC33D 1 TH1NK W3 SHOULD CR34T3 TH3 1ND1V1DU4L T34MS
GC: SHOULD W3 GO W1TH TWO T34MS OF THR33 OR THR33 T34MS OF TWO?
AG: I think the more teams the 8etter!
AG: It’s more of a challenge ::::)
AA: three teams 0f tw0 s0unds g00d t0 me t00
AT: i DONT REALLY MIND, sO,
AT: wHATEVER YOU GUYS WANT IS FINE,
AC: :33 < i don’t care i just want to start playing!!!
CA: yeah wwhatevver
GC: OK TH3R3 W1LL B3 THR33 T34MS OF TWO
GC: 1 TH1NK TH3 F4IR3ST W4Y TO VOT3 FOR T34MM4T3S 1N TH1S S1TU4T1ON WOULD B3 TO ALL S4Y YOUR D3SIR3D N4M3 4T TH3 3X4CT S4M3 T1M3
GC: 1LL 4LLOW 4 M4X1MUM OF TWO N4M3S P3R PL4Y3R SO 1TS 34S13R TO ORG4N1S3 TH3 T34MS
GC: SO 3…
GC: 2…
GC 1…
GC: GO!
AG: Terezi.
GC: VR1SK4 OR 4R4D14
CA: nep
AA: tavr0s 0r terezi
AC: :33 < tavros!
AT: uH, aRADIA MAYBE?
AT: oR NEPETA,
AT: oR, uH, vRISKA OR TEREZI,
AT: i DONT KNOW, uHH, MAYBE EVEN ERIDAN?
AT: i REALLY DONT MIND I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN AND PLAY,
AG: Hahahaha wow Tavros, good work at choosing a maximum of two people!
AG: Really, 8ravo! 8ravo!
GC: HOLD ON 4 F3W MINUT3S L3T M3 WORK TH1S 4LL OUT
AC: :33 < eridan why did you vote for me?
AG: Yeah Eridan, whyyyyyyyy????????
AG: Not red for the kitty cat are we?
CA: shut the fuck up vvris
CA: i vvoted for nep cause she was the only one wwho wwasnt a fuckin ass to me
CA: an to be honest i kinda thought shed vvote for me too
AC: :33 < oh
AC: :33 < sorry eridan
AG: Hahahahahahahaha you got rejected so hard! Like always :::;)
CA: wwhale its not like you wwere hauling in the vvotes either!
AG: Hey i got one from Terezi, and technically one from Tavros as well.
AG: Which is 8etter than you!
CA: come on you got half a vvote from ter and tavv vvoted for evveryone
CA: not much of an achievvement reely
AG: I’m this close to 8anning you again fish 8oy!
CA: wwhat an leavve yourshellf with an odd number again
CA: sure go ahead
AG: You 8etter 8elieve I’ll do it!!!!!!!!
AA: 0k 0k lets calm d0wn
AA: i h0pe terezi d0esnt put y0u tw0 in a team t0gether
AA: then again im sure the 0ther teams w0uld surge ahead whilst y0u bickered like wrigglers s0 maybe itd be fine
AG: Don’t get your hopes up Megido, Terezi would never put me with such an incompetent idiot.
AG: She knows i have standards!
CA: an im sure ter wwouldnt pair me wwith such a motherglubbin small fry of a teammate
AG: I swear to the Condesce that as soon as we enter that game I am going to seek out and destroy you Ampora.
CA: im lookin forwward to it serket
GC: OK SO 1 H4V3 TH3 T34MS
AG: Finally, what took you so long?
GC: 1 W4NT3D TO G3T 1T R1GHT OK?
GC: G1V3 M3 4 BR34K
GC: 4NYW4Y TH3 T34MS 4R3 4R4D14 4ND T4VROS
GC: N3P3T4 4ND 3R1D4N
GC 4ND M3 4ND VR1SK4
AG: Hahahaha 8ad luck Nepeta
AC: :33 < its ok i dont really mind whos team im on
CA: yeah wwell im happy to be wwith you nep instead of any of those losers
AA: im als0 happy with my team!
AT: mE TOO,
AG: Same, so we’re all ready to get started?
GC: 1 TH1NK SO
GC: 3V3RYON3 GO CR34T3 YOUR CH4R4CT3RS W3 ST4RT TH3 G4M3 TOMORROW 4T M1DD4Y
gallowsCallibrator [GC] closed memo