Kim Dokja’s Epic Rewrite Extravaganza

by Salvation (Salvati0n_5149)

Summary:

After becoming the [Oldest Dream], Kim Dokja is told that his “mastery” over the dream is insufficient; meaning he is only stuck watching for eternity-

“Screw that,” Kim Dokja said.

|wh at?|

“I’m not the Oldest fucking Dream for nothing.”

[An error has occurred in the Probability system!]

|h uh???|

Kim Dokja smirked that one special smirk. “Buckle up bitch, it’s time for my epic rewrite extravaganza.”

Notes:

Hi to all the lovely reader’s of the world, welcome to this shitshow.

Chapter 1: Birth of the Oldest Dream

Being the [Oldest Dream] didn’t sound as bad as it did—really it didn’t. Sure, Kim Dokja had sacrificed 49% of his memories and lied (partially) to his companions, but hey, at least he wasn’t dead…yet. He was just stuck watching his oh-so-favorite story for the rest of eternity.

Fuck, maybe it was really bad.

If his companions ever found out, they’d wring his neck and lock him away for good.

|th ey won’ t kn ow|

“You never know,” Kim Dokja commented back to The Fourth Wall, “By the way, how long are you going to keep narrating? The story is over after all.”

The Fourth Wall cackled, amused.

Kim Dokja rolled his eyes and stared outside the subway window. “Can I go outside at least? Limiting my access to this subway is boring.”

|Th ere is no con cept of acc ess her e|

The windows of the subway suddenly flashed and began playing different scenes from ‘Ways To Survive In A Ruined World’; displayed like a kaleidoscope before his eyes. Kim Dokja had to admit it looked pretty cool, even as the fear of his reality began to sink in.

|K im Dok ja was afr aid|

“Shut up.”

Kim Dokja went silent for a moment, before a thought crossed his mind.

“Hey Fourth Wall?”

|w hat?|

“Now that I’m the [Oldest Dream], can’t I act like a constellation for other world lines?”

|Ki m Dokj a is stu pid|

“So it’s impossible?”

|Not re ally..|

“Right, reviving the Star Stream would be bad.”

It would be more than bad, it would be disrespectful of all the challenges the companions had undergone to overthrow the system. Kim Dokja refused to be selfish just for a chance to be part of his companion’s lives again. Yet, his heart ached at the possibility. Just the idea…

|T oo, y ou c an’t ev en if yo u wan ted|

“Why not?”

The Fourth Wall snickered.

|Yo ur maste ry ov er th e dre am isn’t e noug h|

Seriously? Kim Dokja rolled his eyes. He was the Oldest fucking Dream, not some casual daydreamer. He created the damn world, the fuck you mean he doesn’t have enough “mastery?”

Kim Dokja sighed. “So I guess I’m stuck watching this story for all of eternity.”

It wasn’t a question, it was a statement. Kim Dokja knew this was his fate. His ███ wasn’t “Eternity” for nothing.

|Y ou do n’t ne ed to bur de n yo ur self, y ou ar e al re ady wa tching sub consci ously|

Kim Dokja frowned. “I want to see them though. Even if I can only watch from afar.”

Kim Dokja looked over the various world-lines displayed before him, each one of them holding a version of his companions. Each version was cherished by him, even if he could only dream of them. He was their reader, and he would keep reading for all of eternity and forevermore.

That was the true love a reader could show for his most favorite story.

The ache in Kim Dokja’s heart returned and he sat back on the bench of the subway. That creeping fear edged its way into the corner of his mind, waiting like a predator. Kim Dokja felt scared. He felt lost. But most of all, he felt so incredibly lonely.

|Ar e y ou r ead y?|

Kim Dokja looked up, his tired eyes meeting the thousands of images displayed before him. The story he loved the most. The story that was his very life and blood.

|O ne d ay yo u mig ht gr ow to hat e th e st ory yo u lo ve|

“If that is the price I must pay, so be it.”

Deep down in his heart, Kim Dokja knew he could never hate the story that saved him. The story that showed him what it meant to love.

Kim Dokja reached forward, letting his fingers touch the glass window, closing his eyes softly.

[The world is now recieving your gaze!]

[A world-line has received life from the power of your dream!]

As Kim Dokja’s surroundings went dark, he thought of how he wasn’t afraid of hating the words. No, he was afraid of facing the suffering he caused in his own dream. Something that could never be forgiven.

Feeling sorry wouldn’t save him though.

Kim Dokja just had to turn to the next page.

Chapter 2: Probability is a Figment of the Imagination

Notes:

You might notice this looks very familiar to canon at first, but rest assured I’m just keep close to actual novel as an exposition before ripping the canon to shreds and going haywire.

When Kim Dokja first opened his eyes, he noticed he was levitating off the floor. He was in the middle of a large crowd, people bustling past him—and through him.

Kim Dokja tried not to startle as person after person walked straight through his phantom-like body.

What the hell, Kim Dokja thought, don’t tell me I’ve become a ghost (again).

He looked around him, noticing that the place he was in looked very familiar. This place was…

I’m back in the fucking subway platform, Kim Dokja grimaced.

Kim Dokja looked up and saw a screen above the platform displaying the current time: 6:55 PM—five minutes before the apocalypse started. Kim Dokja had arrived just in time to grab a good seat in preparation for the whole debacle about to occur.

He glanced at the infamous third subway line, watching as people quickly boarded the train cars. Kim Dokja wanted to stop them. To save them. To do anything. Yet he was simply stuck watching helplessly. He was useless in the face of this tragedy now.

Kim Dokja followed the people onto the subway, taking a glimpse at all the faces around him. All these people had their own lives, their own stories. Yet, Kim Dokja had ruined them. He was the one who brought this apocalypse into existence. If only he could save them-

Kim Dokja’s thoughts ended suddenly when he spotted a strikingly familiar face. A face he happened to know intimately well.

The Bulgwang Station-bound train no.3434, the car number 3707…

Kim Dokja looked at the certain man’s face and smirked. Of course he would encounter him first, there was no other one.

This world’s protagonist.

Yoo Joonghyuk gazed absentmindedly out the subway window, time flowing forward as the subway began to move forward.

As Kim Dokja stood before Yoo Joonghyuk, the latter failed to notice his presence; instead keeping a neutral face in the midst of the crowded train.

The 3rd turn would begin by Yoo Joonghyuk killing everyone in the train car.

Kim Dokja already felt winded by stepping back into this familiar scene once, yet for Yoo Joonghyuk to have done it hundreds of times…

The man was incredible.

Kim Dokja’s intent staring toward Yoo Joonghyuk was broken by the sound of grunts.

Of course, that other man was here too.

The subway terrorist, Choi Han-Gyu, happened to be riding the same train car as Yoo Joonghyuk that fateful day.

The terrorist suddenly burst out in laughter and pulled out a (rather crudely made) home-made bomb.

People began to scream and back away, standing from their seats in a hurry and quickly turning the entire scene chaotic.

All the while, Yoo Joonghyuk quietly stared at the man.

What the hell is he doing? Go and kill him already, Kim Dokja silently communicated.

Yoo Joonghyuk should have already suppressed the damn guy, why was he staring at him like he had no idea what to do?

Kim Dokja mentally flipped through the various regression turns, trying to think of which regression turn this was. It wasn’t the 1654th…or the 871st…or even the 1052nd. Which one was it?

Kim Dokja took another look and was immediately startled. Yoo Joonghyuk’s face had a look of fear. Fear was an emotion that didn’t belong on his face, it was unheard of throughout all of Yoo Joonghyuk’s regressions. The man who had faced and brought down the very stars in the sky could not be afraid.

Just what regression turn was this…

A loud “tick” was suddenly heard throughout the entire subway.

[The free service period of the planetary system no. 8612 has concluded.]

[Main Scenario has begun.]

So it's begun.

Yoo Joonghyuk stood still in panic and Kim Dokja began to panic there next to him. 

Just which regression turn was this dumbass Yoo Joonghyuk from?

[Channel #B-7623 has opened.]

[Constellations are entering.]

Ah, great, the party is starting. 

The crows began to freak out in extreme motions, clamoring over each other in hopes to get away from the bomb.

[An extremely small number of Constellations are getting interested in Incarnation 'Choi Han-Gyu'.]

Yoo Joonghyuk was still standing in the same stupid spot. The Yoo Joonghyuk Kim Dokja knew would never act like this. No, Yoo Joonghyuk was someone who'd get his pro-gamer ass on and start moving from the get-go. But no, he was making this stupid face that Kim Dokja had never seen before.

One that Kim Dokja had never seen before— wait, never seen…?

It felt like a light bulb had turned in his head.

Could it be like this…?

The turn that was hardly more than a passing mention over the course of 3000+ chapters.

A story that began from a moment that wasn’t written.

The unknown beginning of it all.

The 0th turn of Yoo Joonghyuk.

Even though no one could hear him, Kim Dokja still shouted, “What the actual fuck!!?”

[Welcome, everyone. Nice to meet you.]

A familiar ball of fluff appeared in the air—Bihyung.

[It's getting tiring to make the same introduction over and over again, but… anyway, this situation isn't a movie shoot nor is it a terror incident—Huh?]

Bihyung broke out in a wide (and familiar) smile.

[What's this? Hahahaha! Dear Constellations, please take a look over here! The scenarios haven't even begun yet, but something entertaining is already underway!]

The tone of the Dokkaebi was easy-going with a cruel undertone. The tone rubbed Kim Dokja the wrong way, bringing back an influx of past conflicts with the Bureau. 

[I'm already beginning to look forward to this particular car. I pray that you'll all show us an entertaining tale.]

 

[Main Scenario has arrived.]

 

<Main Scenario #1 – Proof of Worth>

Type: Main

Difficulty: F

Clear condition: Please kill one or more lifeforms.

Time limit: 30 minutes

Reward: 300 Coins

Failure: Death

 

Bihyung was rather adorable in the past, seeing him again brought Kim Dokja down memory lane…signing the Steamer Contract…receiving his support as Kim Dokja and his companions completed their story.

To think that if Kim Dokja failed to sign that Streamer Contract…

Bihyung wouldn’t have died that day.

“I actually wanted to witness your Story till its end, though.”

Because of Kim Dokja, Bihyung had died. Because of Kim Dokja, so many had lost their lives…just so he got to live one.

Kim Dokja silently decided that if given the chance, he would do anything to repent for what he had done.

The scenario taking place in other locations began broadcasting to the people in the subway, showing them the stakes of what would happen if they didn’t comply.

Kill or be killed.

Choi Han-Gyu immediately brought a hammer he had hidden in his pocket down on a man, shouting, “This is all a game!! It’s—it’s all a game! Hahahaha-”

[Incarnation 'Choi Han-Gyu' has achieved the feat of 'first murder'!]

The crowd immediately began screaming, “Murderer! He’s a murderer!”

Another man ran his hand through his hair, before grabbing the hammer Choi Han-Gyu dropped. “Fuck, if it’s going to be like this..”

The man then began attacking anyone close to him, producing another round of screams.

So this was the reality that Yoo Joonghyuk had to survive each time.

[Extremely small number of Constellations are satisfied by the sight of the applicable subway car.]

[Extremely small number of Constellations are expressing their interest in Incarnation 'Choi Han-Gyu'.]

[A Constellation who hasn't revealed their Modifier is sponsoring Incarnation 'Choi Han-Gyu' with 100 Coins.]

Kim Dokja snorted. “Ha, imagine only getting 100 coins. Back in my days, coins were sponsored by the millions. I was so richer than this stupid ass bitch.”

|d on’t g et co cky|

Kim Dokja reached forward in a moment of impulse and wrapped his hand around Choi Han-Gyu’s neck.

|K im D ok ja..|

“Right, I can’t change the story or whatever.”

After all, everything that was happening had already happened.

Kim Dokja watched a deep conflict pass through Yoo Joonghyuk’s eyes as he picked up the hammer on the floor. This expression was something Kim Dokja had never seen. His Yoo Joonghyuk would have had no hesitation. His Yoo Joonghyuk always pursued the best route, not blinking in the face of danger.

Right, this wasn’t the 3rd turn.

Yoo Joonghyuk picked up the hammer with a sudden resolve and attacked the most unexpected person Kim Dokja would have expected. Joonghyuk went straight for Choi Han-Gyu who aimed a knife right at him. Yoo Joonghyuk barely managed to dodge before a sudden “ding” sounded.

[Incarnation 'Yoo Joonghyuk's' attribute, 'Pro Gamer' is awakening!]

Of course, the famous attribute of the protagonist was awakening in this very moment. Kim Dokja floated in the air and watched on like an excited fan-boy.

Yoo Joonghyuk managed to land a hit on Choi Han-Gyu, causing him to drop the home-made bomb. He then went in for the killing blow, only for another notification to ring out.

[Incarnation 'Choi Han-Gyu' is investing 900 Coins to 'stamina'!]

The hammer only left a bruise on the terrorist’s neck as the muscles all over his body enlarged. The man grabbed Yoo Joonghyuk by the neck and dangled him in the air.

“This is painful to watch,” Dokja commented, chewing his nails.

Yoo Joonghyuk’s eyes wandered to the bomb on the floor and Kim Dokja knew what he was planning to do.

Yoo Joonghyuk threw the hammer down into the bomb right as Kim Dokja made his hasty move.

Time slowed down to a languid drift, the hammer falling down in slow motion.

Yoo Joonghyuk wouldn’t die if it went off, Kim Dokja knew.

Yet…

“Hey, Fourth Wall? Does Joonghyuk’s sponsor exist in this world?”

|He ex ists|

That meant Yoo Joonghyuk would regress, right?

“If that's the case, why can't I sense him here?”

Kim Dokja could sense everything in this world. Everything in the scenarios, including each and every individual all the way to the Constellations up above. Yet, he couldn’t sense the [Oldest Dream], which bothered him.

“Where is the [Oldest Dream] right now?”

The Fourth Wall didn't answer.

The hammer kept falling, the moment it would reach the bomb would happen any second.

“Could it be…”

Kim Dokja didn't want to believe this was the case.

Just how did the [Oldest Dream] manage to form a contract with the 0th turn Yoo Joonghyuk?

Or rather when did [Oldest Dream] do it?

Ways of Survival started in the 3rd turn, right when the [Oldest Dream] began to dream.

What about the 0th turn he didn’t imagine?

Just who was Yoo Joonghyuk’s sponsor in this world-line?

The bomb suddenly exploded, sending a blast out that encompassed the entire subway car. The ceiling caved in as debris headed right for Yoo Joonghyuk’s vital points.

[You are the owner of the 'Final Wall'.]

[Your 'Mastery' isn't sufficient enough to interfere with the world-line.]

[The world-line's Probability is resisting you!]

“Screw that,” Kim Dokja said.

Kim Dokja had had enough of this shit called Probability.

[A deus ex machina the world-line doesn't recognise is activating!]

Kim Dokja caught the flying debris headed straight for Yoo Joonghyuk, letting it scatter to dust in his hands.

|wh at?|

[The world has sensed your interference!]

“I’m not the Oldest fucking Dream for nothing.”

[An error has occurred in the Probability system!]

|h uh???|

Yoo Joonghyuk raised his head slowly and stared up right at Kim Dokja, as if he could sense that someone was tending next to him.

 

[Main Scenario #1 – Proof of Worth has concluded.]

[You have acquired the normal clearance reward of 300 Coins.]

[100 Coins have been deducted as the channel usage fee.]

[Additional reward calculation has commenced.]

 

The heads of people who failed the scenario started to explode before Kim Dokja’s eyes, raining blood down throughout the subway. Kim Dokja wiped some of the blood away before gazing at Yoo Joonghyuk with a complicated look in his eyes.

Bihyung began his next announcement with an over-excited voice, as The Fourth Wall kept muttering warnings in my ears.

|K im Do kj a, y o u can’ t inte rfere|

“Says who?” Kim Dokja snarked.

 

['Sponsor selection' is commencing!]

<Sponsor Selection>

– Please select your sponsor.

– The backer you choose will become your trusty sponsor.

1. God of Wine and Ecstasy

2. Mouse that Eats Fingernails

3. Abyssal Black Flame Dragon

 

[Error has occurred!]

[A new Constellation has entered the channel!]

[A new Constellation is participating in the 'sponsor selection'!]

 

4. Demon King of Salvation

 

|K im Dok ja, thi s is a m istak e|

[Currently, the applicable regression turn is under the 'Overwrite restriction'.]

[Currently, the applicable world-line's copyright holder is absent.]

[As the owner of the 'Final Wall', you can act as the substitute copyright holder.]

[Will you activate 'Overwrite' to interfere with the worldview?]

“Hell yeah.”

Yoo Joonghyuk would go through unimaginable sorrow this turn. He would lose all of his companions before losing his own life and beginning the cycle of regression. He originally never chose a sponsor in this round…yet, what if he did this time.

|e v en if yo u tr y to chan ge thi s tu rn..|

The past would never disappear. Even if Kim Dokja chose to change this world-line the future wouldn’t cease to exist. Instead, Kim Dokja would simply be creating a divergent future from the world-line he affected here. Another branch on the tree of time.

Kim Dokja could become Yoo Joonghyuk's sponsor during this world-line.

|W ould y ou ma ke him re gre ss?|

“No. I'll make sure he doesn't,” Kim Dokja stated.

|Ev en if he's cha nged, the fu ture won't|

“I know. That's why I feel relieved.”

Even by doing this, Kim Dokja’s companions would still be living their happy ending with the “other” him.

Kim Dokja reached for the air and pretended he was reaching for the stars.

['Overwrite' has commenced!]

[Interfering with the applicable worldview has begun!]

[As your mastery over the dream is insufficient, currently it's impossible to interfere too aggressively.]

Sparks began to explode around Kim Dokja, but he waved them away with his hand.

“I already said I’m done with this bullshit.”

[Another error has occurred!]

[The applicable individual has received full mastery of the dream!]

[Er-ror- h-a—s occ—ured—]

[The 'Demon King of Salvation' is registering his temporary Constellation name.]

[You're currently participating in the 'sponsor selection' as a Constellation.]

|w h at th e fu ck di d you ju st do?|

Kim Dokja smirked that one special smirk. “Buckle up bitch, it’s time for my epic rewrite extravaganza.”

Notes:

*Hands Kim Dokja a pen and blank piece of paper*
“Have fun.”

…

Thank you to all who read and enjoyed the first chapter! You motivated me to write another chapter today. I can’t promise the updates will be fast or consistent in the future as I am a busy student and have other personal projects I’m working on, but rest assured I won’t leave this abandoned!

Chapter 3: Breaking News! The Demon King of Salvation is a Fraud!

Summary:

Kim Dokja begins to abuse [Overwrite] as he should.

Notes:

3rd chapter yippee

|Ki m Dok ja, yo ur’e i n sane|

“I’m aware,” Kim Dokja smiled.

[<Star Stream>'s system is suspicious of your eligibility.]

[Low-grade Dokkaebi 'Bihyung' finds your Modifier unfamiliar.]

[A small number of Constellations are flustered by your sudden entrance!]

Kim Dokja kept smiling. “These guys have no idea who just pulled up. Oh, man, this is going to be fun.”

|D on’t get an y weir d i de as|

Kim Dokja blinked innocently (definitely not planning various different scenarios in the future).

Kim Dokja was sure that if he did this right he would be able to give Yoo Joonghyuk a happy regression turn. One not filled with sorrow and death, but one where he got to live and triumph. Of course, he may not see the same end that Kim Dokja had, but as far as Kim Dokja was capable—he planned to have this turn’s Yoo Joonghyuk be happy.

[Ho-oh, the 'Demon King of Salvation'? Well now, a new Constellation-nim has decided to enter the stage!]

Kim Dokja had already witnessed the end of the scenarios once. He knew what Yoo Joonghyuk was up against. He knew that it was possible to do it again.

[Looks like we might need to extend the time since the number of candidates have increased.]

[Sponsor selection time period has been extended by 5 minutes.]

People began to murmur amongst themselves, browsing over their selection of sponsors in concentration. Yoo Joonghyuk cautiously looked over his own selection and activated his attribute.

Kim Dokja was curious and activated his own signature skill.

“[Exclusive skill, 'Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint Lv.???', is activating!]

[You are the 'Oldest Dream'.]

[You can utilize 100 percent of your skill's abilities regardless of your understanding of the target!]

Kim Dokja raised his eyebrow. “Looks like I got an upgrade.”

He then focused on Yoo Joonghyuk’s thoughts.

‘I have to find Yoo Mia…’

‘Please, please tell me she’s ok..’

‘I need to get through whatever the hell this sponsor selection is first…’

Kim Dokja silently begged Yoo Joonghyuk to hurry up and choose him.

“Come on, Joonghyuk, choose me quickly so I can help you save this turn.”

In the corner of Kim Dokja’s eyes, he started to take note of how other constellations were taking notice of him. Hopefully, they wouldn’t question him too much. Yet, if in doubt, Kim Dokja could always bullshit his answers.

[Constellation, 'God of Wine and Ecstasy', is greeting you.]

[Constellation, 'God of Wine and Ecstasy', thinks your Modifier is a cool one.]

Dionysus was as cheery as ever it seemed. Kim Dokja was grateful for his assistance back in the scenarios, especially the Final Ark. He planned to greet him before another constellation butted in.

[Constellation, 'Abyssal Black Flame Dragon' is keeping his eyes on you.]

[Constellation, 'Abyssal Black Flame Dragon', thinks you are copying from his Modifier.]

Kim Dokja dramatically rolled his eyes. “Would it be good for me to tell this guy to go back to daycare or whatever? He’s supposed to be busy eying Kim Namwoon anyway, what’s he doing over here?”

Kim Dokja could say none of this though, as he didn’t want to make enemies with his “fellow” constellations in the first moments of the scenarios.

Instead, he shifted his attention back to Yoo Joonghyuk, who was carefully considering his sponsor options.

1. God of Wine and Ecstasy

‘That one sounds messy.’

2. Mouse that Eats Fingernails

‘That one sounds weak.’

Yoo Joonghyuk had stared at that modifier for a little too long though, at least in Kim Dokja’s opinion.

“You would never catch me choosing a modifier like that. No thanks, I’d rather die again.”

|d on’ t jo ke like t hat|

3. Abyssal Black Flame Dragon

‘This one sounds decently strong.’

“Hold up, what???”

‘Perhaps this guy will be a powerful sponsor.’

“No wait! Yoo Joonghyuk, you dim-wit!”

It wasn’t a lie that Black Flame Dragon was fairly powerful..but this guy was weird! No one should want him for a sponsor! Well, unless you’re Han Sooyoung or Kim Nanwoon that is.

[Constellation, 'Abyssal Black Flame Dragon', is boasting in your direction.]

“This bitch better shut the fuck up.”

|yo ur’e ge tting sal ty|

“You shut up too.”

[One minute remaining until the conclusion of the sponsor selection.]

Finally, Yoo Joonghyuk’s eyes landed on his own modifier.

4. Demon King of Salvation

“Fourth Wall, what do you think?”

|w hat?|

“I’m asking who sounds the strongest to you?”

|Th at is…|

“Not including combat prowess, just judging from modifiers alone.”

Kim Dokja thought he should get a fast reply, yet it seemed that The Fourth Wall was actually seriously thinking about its answer.

Kim Dokja ran out of patience and spoke, “Not saying this because I'm the literal [Demon King of Salvation] or anything but, in truth…and also objectively speaking…”

Hang on, there wasn’t a need to look at it objectively. Just thinking about it logically was enough.

The God of Wine and Ecstasy? He simply sounded like a blasted drunkard.

The Mouse that Eats Fingernails? Self explanatory.

The Abyssal Black Flame Dragon? Come on, only a stupid, one- brain-celled person would choose him.

The answer was obvious in this case.

Kim Dokja’s modifier was very normal, very classy, very mindful, very demure, very-

‘What an arrogant sounding modifier.’

“What the fuck???”

Did this guy not know who he was? Kim Dokja was the Demon King of Salvation, The Watcher of Light and Darkness, and The Oldest fucking Dream of the whole ass world. How the hell did he sound “arrogant?”

|yo u for get no on e kn ow s y ou in thi s wor ld- lin e|

“Let me have my moment.”

‘Weaklings often use names like this.’

“Ex-fucking-cuse me?”

The Demon King of Salvation? Weak? Unheard of.

Yoo Joonghyuk suddenly spoke, “I’ve made up my mind, I will-”

Sparks crackled in the air as Kim Dokja moved in a furious and crude motion.

[You are interfering in the world-line.]

['Overwrite' has commenced.]

Kim Dokja used all of his story-given strength to whack Yoo Joonghyuk on the back of the head.

“What the hell!”

[‘Overwrite’ is in progress!]

“Choose me, you dumb fool.”

Kim Dokja grabbed Yoo Joonghyuk’s head as if to try and ingrain these words in his mind.

Slowly but surely, Yoo Joonghyuk’s hand reached out and selected [Demon King of Salvation] right as the time for the scenario ticked down.

[You have chosen ‘Demon King of Salvation’ as your sponsor!]

“What?” Yoo Joonghyuk murmured confused, glancing at his hand as if it wasn’t his own.

Kim Dokja felt a bit sorry for forcing him, but it was necessary for his plans in the future. In order to help Yoo Joonghyuk, Kim Dokja had to be there to guide him.

[Constellation, 'Abyssal Black Flame Dragon', complains by asking why he was not chosen.]

[Constellation, 'Mouse that Eats Fingernails', is drooling after Incarnation Yoo Joonghyuk's fingernails.]

[Constellation, 'Founder of Humanity', is interested in Incarnation Yoo Joonghyuk.]

These guys…it was unbelievable how they still eyed Yoo Joonghyuk even after he chose his sponsor. Sorry, but this guy was taken and Kim Dokja wasn’t keen on sharing.

[Constellation, 'Demon-like Judge of Fire', is interested in Incarnation Yoo Joonghyuk.]

[Constellation, 'Demon King of Salvation', is greeting the 'Demon-like Judge of Fire'.]

[Constellation, 'Demon-like Judge of Fire', is snorting derisively.]

Of course, Kim Dokja should have expected that.

[Constellation, 'Prisoner of the Golden Headband', is cackling.]

[Constellation, 'Demon King of Salvation', is happily greeting the 'Prisoner of the Golden Headband'.]

[Constellation, 'Prisoner of the Golden Headband', has started picking his nose.]

…and that too.

All the constellations Kim Dokja once knew had no idea who he was now. The ache in his heart reappeared and Kim Dokja frowned. 

[Constellation, 'Abyssal Black Flame Dragon', warns other Constellations that the 'Demon King of Salvation' is an attention seeker, so others should be wary.]

This bastard…

“Let’s gather all the survivors together,” Yoo Joonghyuk said. He and the others who managed to get through the first scenario began to move out of the train car into the next one, gathering everyone else who was alive. After a few minutes, everyone had gathered.

“Hello, I am Lee Hyunsung,” a man reached out his hand to Yoo Joonghyuk.

"Nice to meet you…although I don't know if these words suit the situation. As I said earlier, I am a soldier…well, I should say that I was a soldier."

“Can you contact your unit?” Yoo Joonghyuk asked.

“No…all the connections are gone.”

“Eh, who the hell gives a shit. We’re on our own,” another man cut in.

It was Kim Namwoon. The guy managed to get through the first scenario this time it seemed.

“You’re right,” Yoo Joonghyuk replied to him, “We need to get outside first.”

Kim Namwoon looked at him incredulously. “Are you insane?”

“We can’t stay here forever, plus some people have families they need to check on.”

Kim Namwoon scoffed and didn’t refute.

Lee Hyunsung began to work at the doors of the train car that were jammed shut; however, the door refused to budge.

Yoo Joonghyuk hummed before speaking, “Try using a ‘skill.’”

“What?”

“I did it earlier during the first scenario, just try thinking about using it. You should be able to see an attribute window.”

“Haa!” Lee Hyunsung's biceps enlarged as he grabbed the door. He was using his stigma of [Great Mountain Push].

The door was pushed open and people began to gather at the exit. After everyone had pushed outside, they gathered at Dongho Bridge.

[…Ah, this is annoying. I knew this would happen. I told you not to go anywhere, the scenario isn't ready yet…] 

Bihyung floated above everyone with an indignant face.

[Sigh…it can't be helped. You are really lucky humans.]

People began to murmur in fear as Bihyung’s eyes darkened.

[The second scenario has arrived!]

 

[Second Scenario – Escape]

Category: Sub

Difficulty: E

Clear Conditions: Cross the broken bridge and enter Oksu Station.

Time Limit: 20 minutes.

Compensation: 200 coins.

Failure: ???

 

“Broken bridge?” Someone asked, “But the bridge isn’t broken yet..?”

Yoo Joonghyuk froze momentarily, before shouting to everyone. “Run!”

The bridge hadn’t broken since they escaped the train too soon. Yet, they still had a chance to make it now.

A huge whirlpool suddenly spawned under the Han River, a giant monster writhing in the center. It was an ichthyosaur.

Kim Dokja glared at it.

Not only was that just some run-of-the-mill ichthyosaur, but a certain one he had beef with.

“That bitch swallowed me whole back then!”

Memories of Yoo Joonghyuk chucking him off the bridge into the mouth of the monster flashed through his head unceremoniously.

People speeding across the bridge were screaming, “Hurry! Hurry! The bridge is breaking!”

Bihyung laughed. [There’s no fun if the game is too easy.]

 

[The scenario difficulty has been updated.]

[Scenario difficulty: E -> D]

 

Kim Namwoon looked behind for a moment. “Ok, what the fuck.”

[The evil thoughts of the dead have returned]

[The surrounding earth is filled with black ether.]

[The demonic people have woken up!]

Lee Hyunsung looked behind as well. “A-are those zombies?!”

“Stop looking and run,” Yoo Joonghyuk said, picking up speed.

All the other people had already reached and were crossing the bridge, climbing over debris in frantic motions.

Yet, it was too late. The ichthyosaur bit into the legs of the bridge and brought it crashing down. People screamed as they fell into the water and Yoo Joonghyuk, Lee Hyunsung, and Kim Namwoon stopped at the edge.

“What now?” Lee Hyunsung asked, just as a notification rang out in the sky.

[Someone has received the favor of a constellation.]

[The constellation's scenario 'Deus Ex Machina' has been activated.]

Along with the notification, a brilliant bridge made of light was created among the remnants of the broken Dongho Bridge. 

[Deus Ex Machina – Even Bridge]

Description: A bridge of light made by a constellation. Only an 'even' number of people can cross the bridge. The bridge will disappear as soon as an 'odd' number of people tries to cross it.

In the world-line Kim Dokja had come from, it had been Yoo Sangah’s sponsor who made this scenario, yet it seemed someone else had taken up the role again in this world.

Kim Dokja looked at the people who hadn’t yet crossed the bridge.

Yoo Joonghyuk.

Lee Hyunsung.

Kim Namwoon.

Kim Dokja shrugged. “I personally vote for Kim Namwoon to go take a swim.”

The Fourth Wall didn’t respond, making Kim Dokja sigh in disappointment.

Yoo Joonghyuk took only a few seconds before addressing his two companions, “You two go across. I’ll find another way.”

“We can’t just leave you,” Lee Hyunsung began before he was ruthlessly grabbed by Kim Namwoon.

“Oh yes we can,” Kim Namwoon said without remorse, “Let’s go muscle-man.”

Lee Hyunsung attempted to resist, ultimately being forced across the bridge of light by the other.

Yoo Joonghyuk blankly stared after them.

Kim Dokja floated next to Yoo Joonghyuk with an unamused face. “Great job, protagonist. One question—how the fuck do you plan to get across now.”

Yoo Joonghyuk stood there silently, obviously unaware of the man floating unhappily over his shoulder.

It occurred to Kim Dokja that Yoo Joonghyuk may have not thought that far ahead yet.

“Dumbass… “ Kim Dokja muttered, “Who’s the fool now?”

Yoo Joonghyuk gazed helplessly at the bridge he couldn’t cross.

Kim Dokja grandly sighed. “It all comes down to me I guess, I was planning to do this anyway if the opportunity arrived.”

|p l ease do n’t do some thing st upid| The Fourth Wall begged.

“Not at all,” Kim Dokja replied with a (special) smirk. “Let’s just call this a repayment.”

A notification dinged out in front of Yoo Joonghyuk.

[Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation’, says he has an idea.]

Yoo Joonghyuk looked up skeptically. “What idea could you possibly have?”

[Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation’, says to trust him.]

Yoo Joonghyuk scoffed. “Just this once, I suppose. You better not get me killed.”

[Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation’, says to not worry.]

Kim Dokja cracked his knuckles as his smile widened.

[‘Overwrite’ has commenced!]

Yoo Joonghyuk let out a gasp as someone behind him suddenly pushed him forward—right off the edge of land and into the Han River. As he fell, Yoo Joonghyuk looked behind him, but failed to see who had pushed him. Yet, he instantly knew who it had been—that sponsor of his.

The ichthyosaur swerved its head around at the sight of something falling into the water and lunged toward Yoo Joonghyuk with its mouth wide open.

The large monster swallowed Yoo Joonghyuk in a single chomp right as a final message rang out.

[You have failed to clear the scenario.]

 

 

When Yoo Joonghyuk came to, he fished for a flashlight in his pocket to combat the pitch black of his surroundings. As soon as light lit up his surroundings, his face turned grim.

“You’ve got to be kidding me.”

He was inside the stomach of the ichthyosaur.

 [You have failed to clear the scenario.]

[Paid settlement will begin.]

[100 coins have been reduced for the channel usage fee.]

[The constellation 'Prisoner of the Golden Headband' is confused at why you fell into the water.]

[100 coins have been sponsored.]

[The constellation 'Demon-like Judge of Fire' feels bad for you.]

[100 coins have been sponsored.]

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon’, is laughing hysterically at your situation.]

[1 coin has been sponsored.]

Yoo Joonghyuk deeply scowled and looked up at the sky (which was nothing but sea monster stomach insides).

He grit his teeth. “The Demon King of Salvation is a fraud.”

Notes:

I hope you all enjoyed the third chapter! I wrote this faster than expected lol.

I most likely will not be posting this week as I have a lot of work and tests, so apologies in advance 🙏🙏. However, I have begun to sort of plan an upload schedule? I want to try and publish one chapter every weekend. Disclaimer though, this could change depending on my health, amount of schoolwork, any upcoming tests, or projects. But so far that’s my goal going forward! Of course, if I find myself with some extra free time I’ll try to get ahead as well!

Thank you all again!

Chapter 4: How to Scam 101

Summary:

Kim Dokja teaches Yoo Joonghyuk the way of the scammer.

[Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ says he’s sorry.]

[Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ is asking for forgiveness.]

[Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ is pleading for you to talk to him.]

“Shut up,” Yoo Joonghyuk growled.

[Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ has sponsored you 100 coins.]

“I don’t want your cheap money either.”

[Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ says his plan is in progress and you just need to follow his steps.]

“Why should I trust you?”

[Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ says that unless you want to be digested in three hours, you best follow his instructions.]

“Fine.”

A sudden sound effect sounded in the stomach of the sea monster, and Bihyung appeared.

[Haha, it’s sad that things turned out like this. It was very interesting before.]

Yoo Joonghyuk silently glared at the dokkaebi.

[Private messaging has been activated.]

A calm voice rang out in Yoo Joonghyuk’s head, almost startling him.

[I’m going to tell you things to say to this dokkaebi. His name is Bihyung. Speak exactly as I say and you’ll live.]

Yoo Joonghyuk tried his best to discern the nature of the voice—his sponsor.

He had a light and airy voice, like he was an otherworldly being guiding him. Yoo Joonghyuk felt compelled to trust him, whoever the hell the ‘Demon King of Salvation’ was. Yet, he shook off those fleeting feelings and retorted back.

[Why should I?]

[Don’t you want to live?] The voice grew upset, almost as if it was baffled by Yoo Joonghyuk’s ridiculous.

[How do I know I can trust you?]

Kim Dokja paused before answering. There wasn’t a right answer for this question in his mind. He couldn’t possibly tell this guy that he and Kim Dokja were life and death companions in another world.

Sighing, Kim Dokja settled for the next best response.

[I’ll smack you on the head again if you don’t listen.]

[…you…]

[Listen up, I’m going to teach you how to scam.]

[What—]

[Ahem! Perhaps you were hit on the head when you fell?]

“No, I’m fine,” Yoo Joonghyuk coldly replied.

Then, he attentively listened to what his sponsor whispered in his mind and spoke his next words, “Are you going to take coins from me?”

[Coins?]

“You have to take coins as a penalty for scenario failure.”

[Why don’t I just take your life?]

“The failure penalty wasn’t death. There were three question marks.”

[Hmmm, interesting. You pay attention.]

“Am I wrong?”

[Ha, as expected of someone who caught the attention of so many constellations!]

“How much?”

[Pay 5200 coins and you can live.]

Kim Dokja knew that Yoo Joonghyuk’s coin balance was that exact number. This was the same scenario that had played out back in his world. Was it cheating by making Yoo Joonghyuk repeat all the lines he himself had said back then?

Kim Dokja shrugged to himself. “It’s a sure fire way out of this situation—and with benefits. Maybe Joonghyuk will actually pick up some tips from this situation.”

|i s teac hing to sc am rea lly ethi cal?|

Kim Dokja shushed the fourth wall, getting ready to speak more words to Yoo Joonghyuk’s mind.

“That is too much,” Yoo Joonghyuk said.

[Guess you’re going to die then. Unless you pay up.]

“Then kill me…” There was a slight hesitation in Yoo Joonghyuk’s voice as he internally questioned if his sponsor was trying to get him killed.

[Huh?]

“…Kill me.”

[….]

“You can’t kill me.”

[The amount of nerve you have-]

“Low-grade dokkaebi, Bihyung. How’s streaming going for you?”

[What?! How do you know my name?]

Kim Dokja snickered, trying his best to hold back his laughter.

“Broadcasting hasn’t been the best lately with all the stingy constellations, has it?”

[Just who the hell are you?!]

[A few constellations have doubts about your existence.]

“How about we talk after you close the channel.”

Bihyung frowned and hesitantly closed his channel.

[#BI-7623 channel is closed.]

[Speak now. How do you know about broadcasting?]

Kim Dokja whispered to Yoo Joonghyuk, [Now is the most important part. You can’t mess up with anything here, alright.]

Yoo Joonghyuk gripped his hand into a fist. [Understood.]

His mind was going a million miles an hour, yet he knew that he would have to leave the anomaly of his sponsor for after this scenario. Whoever this guy was, he seemed to know some secrets that others didn’t.

Yoo Joonghyuk went back to speaking, “That isn’t important.”

[Huh?]

“Bihyung, do you want to be ‘King of the Dokkaebis'?”

Yoo Joonghyuk had no idea what he was saying. He was simply repeating the words his sponsor spoke in his ear. He just hoped this guy knew what he was doing—if not, the first thing Yoo Joonghyuk was doing was finding and kicking his ass.

[What the hell are you on about-]

“Don’t you wish to be the best streamer in the network? Even surpassing Dokgak and Gildal? Dokkaebi Bihyung, sign a streamer contact with me. I will make you the ‘King of the Dokkaebis.”

[You, a mere human, want to sign a contract with me?]

Yoo Joonghyuk then began speaking about how there were two different types of constellation groups across channels. How he would make sure this channel satisfied both sides…something something. He really had no idea what he was saying, or what the ‘Demon King of Salvation’ was on.

Bihyung scowled down at Yoo Joonghyuk. [Let's settle the scenario penalty first. Pay 5100 coins.]

“I didn’t fail though.”

[What the hell are you saying?]

A message popped up.

[The hidden scenario has arrived!]

Yoo Joonghyuk raised his eyebrows. Could this sponsor of his see the future?

 

[Hidden Scenario – Commander Slayer]

Category: Hidden

Difficulty: A+

Clear Conditions: Kill the ichthyosaur 'Sea Commander’ and escape from its stomach.

Time Limit: 10 days

Compensation: 9,000 coins

Failure: Death

 

Kim Dokja smirked at the appearance of the familiar scenario. If there was one way to make sure Yoo Joonghyuk survived, then it was to make him follow in his footsteps.

|y ou di dn’t alw ays sur vive thoug h…|

“Ok, so maybe not all my footsteps.”

[How on earth?] Bihyung muttered.

“Anyway, if I can clear this then I will prove that I can handle the contract, right?"

Bihyung watched the scenario screen with gloomy eyes. He looked at Yoo Joonghyuk with a cautious gaze and asked, [This scenario’s difficulty is A+. Do you really think you can clear it?]

“Yes.”

Bihyung was silent for a moment before opening his mouth, […Okay. If you succeed in clearing this scenario then I will accept the contract.]

“The terms of the contract will be negotiated after the scenario is cleared.”

[So arrogant… then I will open the channel again. Please try hard.]

“One quick favor before you go.”

[What could you possibly want?]

“The Dokkaebi Bag."

[What?]

“Open the Dokkaebi Bag.”

[…How do you know about that?]

Bihyung pulled out a manual for scenario rules and looked it over. [At this point, I don't know if I am a dokkaebi or you are. Are you actually a dokkaebi?]

Bihyung raised both hands. […Okay, there isn’t a problem if you use it. However, the Dokkaebi Bag can only be used when the channel is open for streaming purposes. Is that okay?]

“It's fine.”

[#BI-7623 channel is open.]

[Constellations have entered.]

[Welcome to the coin shop, the 'Dokkaebi Bag'.]

The Dokkaebi Bag…, Kim Dokja smiled mischievously. 

It was refreshing to see his favorite cash store open again.

Kim Dokja told Yoo Joonghyuk to ignore all the starter packs that appeared and to head to the search function at the bottom of the screen.

[A few constellations are questioning the fairness of the broadcast!]

[A few constellations are suspicious of the privileges you have received!]

It wasn't unexpected. While the broadcast was off a hidden scenario had started and the Dokkaebi Bag had been opened consequently. It was no wonder that the constellations were suspicious.

[You will need two items] Kim Dokja told Yoo Joonghyuk, [Search for the ‘Mucus of the Hammer Seahorse’ and ‘Stone Hog’s Pointed Thorn.’]

Yoo Joonghyuk typed it into the search bar and the items appeared. Luckily, just as it had been for Kim Dokja, the items were still in stock.

[You need four of each. It will cost 800 coins.]

[I’m not paying for this shit.] Yoo Joonghyuk bit back, obviously skeptical of the random items Kim Dokja was asking him to purchase.

[You need it for the plan.]

[Aren't you a constellation? You’re also my sponsor, buy it for me yourself. Think of it as atonement.]

Kim Dokja smiled precariously. This bastard.

He looked at his coin balance. 0 coins. He had spent his last coin carelessly on a donation apology early that got him nowhere.

Kim Dokja shook his head. I guess if it gets this foolish bastard to forgive me I’ll pull a few strings.

|h ow ar e you go ing to ge t 800 co ins?|

Kim Dokja smirked. “I’ll just take out a little loan.”

[Overwrite has commenced!]

[You have sponsored yourself with an indeterminable amount of coins!]

Kim Dokja laughed lightly to himself and checked his coin balance again.

Coin balance: 9.9999999 x 10^23 coins.

[The system is experiencing a lag due to the large movement of coins?]

|wh ere the he ll di d yo u get th at?|

“I just took some from the Star Stream’s bank.”

|Ki m Dok ja, thi s is rob bery|

“They won’t notice.”

Unbeknownst to Kim Dokja, every dokkaebi in the Star Stream’s bank was screaming in horror, trying to find out how and where all their coins went. Constellations invested in finance were quick to notice as well, wondering why the stock market was experiencing a sudden drop.

Kim Dokja looked up at a sudden message before his eyes and burst out with boisterous laughter.

[You have gained a new modifier!]

[Your new modifier is, ‘Master of Fraud and Scams.’]

”Well…that was sudden.”

|t his is ridic ulous|

Kim Dokja shook his head in disbelief. “I have five modifiers now. Demon King of Salvation, Watcher of Light and Darkness, Prisoner of the Constrictive Headband, The Oldest Dream, and…haha…Master of Fraud and Scams…haha.”

Kim Dokja went back to his conversation with Yoo Joonghyuk. [Alright, I’ll buy it for you.]

[Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ has sponsored his incarnation with four ‘Mucus of the Hammer Seahorse’ and four ‘Stone Hog’s Pointed Thorn.’]

[Alright, now pour the mucus on the thorn and stick it into the holes where the digestive juices are coming from. Be careful to not get burnt. Do that with three holes, keep the last one of each for yourself.]

Yoo Joonghyuk followed Kim Dokja’s instructions and stuck the thorns into the holes of the monster’s stomach.

[A few constellations admire your calmness.]

[Constellations have sponsored you 200 coins.]

[Pour some of the mucus on yourself and drink the rest.]

“What the hell?” Yoo Joonghyuk asked aloud, obviously miffed at Kim Dokja’s instructions.

[Just trust me if you don’t want to die.]

Yoo Joonghyuk sighed, frustrated, and drank the mucus with a grimace after dousing himself with it. Five minutes passed and the stomach of the beast began to tremble.

The ichthyosaur let out a painful scream. The blood vessels on the wall of the stomach were squirming, and the thorns were visibly expanding into the blood vessels. The thorns in the openings had started their aggressive growth activity. This was because the stone hog's thorns grew in response to the body fluids of seawater species.

The thorns, which had become immune to the digestive juices due to the applied mucus, absorbed the surrounding fluids and started to take root in the body of the ichthyosaur. The stone hog's thorns wouldn't stop expanding until the ichthyosaur was completely dead.

[Use the last thorn and start climbing.]

[A few constellations admire your will to survive!]

[Constellations have sponsored you 100 coins.]

[The constellation 'Demon-like Judge of Fire' admires your spirit.]

[The constellation has sponsored you 100 coins.]

Yoo Joonghyuk grit his teeth as he climbed up the walls of the sea monster’s stomach, doing his best to keep a good grip on the thorn. From there, it was a waiting game.

Kim Dokja floated and kept an eye on Yoo Joonghyuk, checking to make sure his condition was stable across the long hours. After what seemed like eternity, Yoo Joonghyuk’s eyes began drooping from exhaustion, the time inside the ichthyosaur wearing down on him.

However, finally the digestion process stopped and the warm walls of the sea monster began to cool. It was finally dead.

Kim Dokja cheered as he floated beside Yoo Joonghyuk.

[It’s over, you did it.]

Yoo Joonghyuk blinked his weary eyes. [You. You are the most insane being I’ve ever met.]

Kim Dokja laughed so Yoo Joonghyuk could hear him. [I’ll take that as a compliment.]

Yoo Joonghyuk couldn’t help but think that the man had a nice laugh, but quickly shook the thought away, blaming his sleep deprivation.

[…You are really great.] There was a bright light in the darkness, and Bihyung's dim figure was floating in the air. [Using the stone hog's thorn like this. I never even thought about it. Constellations, isn't it the same for you?]

[The stone hog is a guy who mainly lives on the coast and feeds on small sea species. They insert the thorn into the skin of the prey, but I didn't think it would be used to plug up the openings for the digestive juices…]

[A few constellations are smiling as if they already know.]

[Constellations have sponsored you 100 coins.]

[A few constellations belatedly understand your judgment.]

[Constellations complain that you should tell them by talking to yourself from now on.]

Yoo Joonghyuk ignored the constellations and instead focused on the other messages he received.

[Your physique has slightly increased due to absorbing the power of the ichthyosaur.]

[Your physique level has risen!]

[Physique Lv. 11 -> Physique Lv. 12]

Yoo Joonghyuk’s stats had already risen from his ‘Pro Gamer’ attribute, yet it was still nice to gain levels here.

Yoo Joonghyuk looked to Bihyung. “Give me the reward.”

[Cheeky bastard,] Bihyung grumbled while a reward message appeared in front of Yoo Joonghyuk’s eyes.

[The hidden scenario has ended.]

[You have obtained 9,000 coins in compensation.]

[You are the first to have successfully hunted a 7th grade species.]

[You have earned 1,000 coins as an achievement reward.]

Yoo Joonghyuk looked at the incoming rewards with calm eyes, quietly assessing everything he gained. Kim Dokja smiled, proud of himself for saving Yoo Joonghyuk the way he had saved himself during that time. Hell, he even taught his incarnation important life skills (scamming) while he was at it.

“How much time passed?” Yoo Joonghyuk asked.

[Four days. I was in suspense the whole time I was watching.]

Yoo Joonghyuk held up the [Ichthyosaur’s Core] as Kim Dokja spoke to him. “I want to put this on auction in the Dokkaebi Bag. It will be sold by barter and the item exchanged must be the ‘Broken Faith.’”

[Damn, you really know your stuff. Fine, I’ll put it for auction…by the way…let's discuss the stuff from earlier.]

“You mean the contract?”

[Yes…]

“What are the conditions?”

Bihyung handed Yoo Joonghyuk the contract to look over.

 

[Stream Contract Agreement]

1. Incarnation Yoo Joonghyuk will sign an exclusive contract with Bihyung until all scenarios are completed or until his death.

2. Incarnation Yoo Joonghyuk should only be active on the channel of Dokkaebi Bihyung.

3. Incarnation Yoo Joonghyuk and Dokkaebi Bihyung will distribute the revenue from stream contracts, and this ratio will be determined through mutual consultation.

4. Incarnation Yoo Joonghyuk and Dokkaebi Bihyung will be subject to destruction in accordance with the laws of the Star Stream if they break this contract.

 

“Let’s talk about the pay ratio before I sign,” Yoo Joonghyuk spoke with a level voice. Kim Dokja calmly assured that he would lead him through the negotiating process.

[Ah…hah..of course.]

[How about 5:5? Instead, I'll get rid of my channel fee. Ah, do you know how to calculate it? I will accurately divide your future donations in this ratio. For example, if you get 100 coins, you will receive 50 coins and I will receive 50 coins.]

“I’m not a pushover.”

[What? B-But this is the industry's default settlement ratio…]

“10:0. You will only get the commission. I won't pay you a single penny.”

[What?! That’s ridiculous… H-How about 7:3?]

“10:0.”

[What is this fucking bullshit? That’s a ridiculous rate―]

“Then don't accept. I will just go ask another channel. Gildal is doing well these days. I should ask him.”

[…8:2. I can't concede any more.]

“10:0.”

Kim Dokja’s smile grew with every turn the conversation took. While he may not have been good at keeping himself alive, he was certainly good at scamming people.

“I’m not the Master of Fraud and Scams for nothing.”

Unbeknownst to Kim Dokja, the Star Stream’s stock market was entering its Great Depression era.

“The advertisement is coming to an end. Don't you see the constellations complaining?”

In the end, Bihyung gave up. [Shit-fine, I understand. Then, will you sign the contract?]

“Yes. And one more thing.”

[What? What now?]

"You have to give a separate down payment. Give me 5,000 coins."

Bihyung's expression tightened. [Y-You really…]

[The stream contract has concluded.]

[You have received 5,000 coins as a down payment.]

Kim Dokja giggled to himself before sending a message to Yoo Joonghyuk one last time. [I hope you took notes. This will be important for you later. Now, get out of this monster and get on with the real start of things.]

[Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation’ has sponsored you ‘Ellain Forest’s Vital Force.’]

Yoo Joonghyuk used the medicine to treat himself and renew his energy before breaking free of the ichthyosaur with the remaining thorn. Then, he used a piece of the corpse to float over to dry land. Yoo Joonghyuk shook off the cold water from his body as he stepped on the banks of the river, taking breaths of fresh air.

[A few constellations are nervously looking at you.]

[The constellation ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon’ is making an insidious smile.]

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation’ is warning you.]

[You have entered the region of the second main scenario.]

[The land in the scenario area is deeply polluted.]

[Be careful about your breathing and move underground as quickly as possible.]

[You have been exposed to a poisonous fog.]

Yoo Joonghyuk looked at his arm in horror as the skin that touched the violet fog turned black. In the distance, monsters let out terrible cries. Yoo Joonghyuk barely managed to duck down as a 7th grade, ‘Great Poisonous Rhinoceros’ passed by him.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ has sponsored you with Ellain Monkey’s Lungs.]

Yoo Joonghyuk took the item and used it to help filter the air for himself.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ warns that you only have twenty minutes.]

Yoo Joonghyuk nodded to the sky. This constellation, whoever they were, had saved him once now—albeit by questionable methods.

He knew now that it was certainly possible to scam your way out of dire situations; however, there was no scam that could best death itself.

And yet, unbeknownst to Yoo Joonghyuk, the one who had scammed death an innumerable amount of times was right beside him.

After all, he wasn’t known as the ‘Master of Fraud and Scams’ for nothing.

Notes:

Hello and thank you for reading! I know a few of you have been anticipating the next chapter since last week and I hope I did not disappoint! A lot happened this update and I had a lot of fun typing it up lol.

I appreciate all the comments and kudos I received so far as well! I never imagined that my silly little idea would get this much love.

Again, can’t express my thanks enough 🙏 I look forward to posting next weekend!

Chapter 5: Kim Dokja’s “I want to kick you in the balls for your stupidity” list

Summary:

Kim Dokja is reminded of how stupid people can be

Notes:

Enjoy the chapter!

Yoo Joonghyuk had managed to make it to Geumho Station without dying to poison fog—after picking up a half dead woman along the way due to his sponsor’s strange insistence.

When he arrived at the station Lee Hyunsung was ecstatic to see while Kim Namwoon scoffed in a corner. Yoo Joonghyuk quickly learned that the food situation was tight in the station, with food distribution being decided by the mainstream group—led by Cheon Inho.

Kim Dokja grimaced. Ew…this guy. Would it be acceptable to tell Yoo Joonghyuk to kick him the balls for no particular reason?

|y ou’ r e bein g rid icu lous|

Kim Dokja shrugged. “Around 90% of the people in the apocalypse got on my nerves and made their way onto my ‘I want to kick you in the balls for your stupidity’ list.”

Kim Dokja turned his attention back to the group below him as Jung Heewon introduced herself to everyone. So far it seemed that everyone was gathering accordingly. Although Yoo Sangah and Lee Gilyoung didn’t exist in this run, there was still the chance to save Jung Heewon. Kim Dokja didn’t care if Yoo Joonghyuk thought his request was strange, what mattered was that Jung Heewon stuck with the companions from now on.

Kim Dokja spoke to Yoo Joonghyuk through the private messaging system, [It would be smart to barter any food you have for coins. Make sure you keep some though, so you don’t starve.]

[Why are you still talking to me?] Yoo Joonghyuk asked skeptically.

[Don’t you want my help? I happen to know this apocalypse better than anyone.]

[How?]

[I’m afraid that’s part of my trade secrets.]

Kim Dokja shook his head as Yoo Joonghyuk’s face darkened at his refusal to give a satisfactory explanation.

Yet, despite Kim Dokja’s elusiveness, Yoo Joonghyuk began trading his food for coins with his companions. A few seconds later, Cheon Inho appeared to Yoo Joonghyuk with a stupid ass expression that Kim Dokja wanted to punch—

“Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi, would you like to join our group? I can offer you a high position. Anyone can see that you’re quite strong, after all you survived all this time.”

Yoo Joonghyuk blankly stared. “And if I refuse?”

“Refuse? How interesting. I never thought about that." Cheon Inho blew cigarette smoke towards him. “Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi, this isn't a favor. You have a duty to do this. Can't you see all the poor people here?”

Kim Dokja’s eyebrow twitched. The nerve of this guy.

“It wouldn't be a bad choice, Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi. Everyone will like you and also…"

Yoo Joonghyuk interrupted, "I'm sorry but I can't be responsible for anyone. I don't want to join your group."

“Hrmm. Is that so?”

"Above all, the way you run the group doesn't fit me,” Yoo Joonghyuk added.

Kim Dokja’s face turned smug. It seemed the sunfish was actually starting to pick up on things.

Cheon Inho shrugged. “Let me know if you…change your mind.”

Before Yoo Joonghyuk could respond, the slimy man walked away. It didn’t take long before a rumor started and people came to confront Yoo Joonghyuk for “monopolizing” the food.

[The eyes of a few constellations are shining.]

As the people continued to get angry, Cheon Inho came forward again.

‘Ah, everyone calm down. There seems to be a misunderstanding. Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi isn't such a person. You see, Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi decided to work with us. The food he brought today will be left to the mainstream group and will be shared fairly. He also promised to continue to work with us―”

“Shut up.” Yoo Joonghyuk frowned. Kim Dokja silently cheered.

[Sell the food to him for some outrageous price, that’ll show him.]

[Do you not like this guy?]

[…I met him in the past and he tried to swindle me as well.]

[So he was a trickster before the apocalypse too..]

Eh, it’s good enough to just let him believe I had bad blood with Cheon Inho before the apocalypse, Kim Dokja decided.

Yoo Joonghyuk turned back to Cheon Inho. 

“I don't intend to monopolize the food. But I won't give food to Cheon Inho's group for free...I’ll make a deal with you. I will sell you the food for a fair price."

Cheon Inho’s group began to stutter.

"S-Sell?"

"What…?"

"Uh, how much…money?"

In the distance, Kim Dokja could see Cheon Inho's face stiffening and laughed as Yoo Joonghyuk faced him down.

“I’ll only accept coins,” Yoo Joonghyuk stated.

Many people gave up and began to leave as Cheon Inho wallowed in rage.

Yet, by the next day, most of the food had been sold.

“Won’t the main group just keep monopolizing the food?” Jung Heewon asked.

“I guess…” Yoo Joonghyuk answered.

Kim Namwoon scowled. “Do you have any idea what you’re doing? We’re all going to starve now.”

“It was worth it. I made an income of 1450 coins last night.”

“What are coins going to get you?!”

Yoo Joonghyuk looked up for a moment before looking back.

“…you should all eat the food you have left right now…”

“Huh?”

“Did you hit your head earlier by any chance?”

Suddenly, Cheon Inho made the announcement that the food rations would be limited again.

[The character 'Cheon Inho' has activated the skill 'Incite Lv. 2'.]

"Originally, I wasn't going to do this, but yesterday Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi told me something…nice. Is there anything free in the world? If you want food, you have to prove your worth. This is the way it is. Haha, thank you for telling me something so beneficial, Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi."

[Don’t listen to this guy’s nonsense.] Kim Dokja told Yoo Joonghyuk.

Yoo Joonghyuk replied, [I wasn’t planning to.] 

At this moment, people’s attention was focused on Yoo Joonghyuk, their eyes filled with resentment.

"Because of that bastard…"

People couldn’t help but be stupid and Cheon Inho had the 'Incite' skill. Kim Dokja was reminded just how much this guy annoyed him.

As if to make the situation worse, a dokkaebi suddenly appeared.

[H-How are you all doing? Have you been enjoying yourselves for a while?]

People immediately became frightened and screamed, "A-Aaaagh!”

[M-My friend who was originally in charge of this channel is undergoing disciplinary action… S-So, I am responsible for this scenario.]

The dokkaebi's timid tone was very memorable, Kim Dokja thought…what was this guy’s name again?

[T-Then everyone. D-Don't you look very peaceful? T-That Bihyung, he pretended to be pretentious only to set this level of scenario difficulty…]

"W-What are you saying? Tell us what you want!"

[H-Hic. Don't be angry. A-Anyway, I came for you guys…]

“T-Then give us food!”

[F-Food? Aha…if you want food…]

After his words ended, the dokkaebi moved his hand.

[A scenario penalty has been added.]

[From now on, food stockpiling is limited.]

[All existing stockpiled food has disappeared.]

"U-Uhh! What?”

Kim Dokja mentally facepalmed.

[Hehehe. Y-You have to think about how to break the scenario.].

The canned food, biscuits, calorie bars, etc. The emergency food gathered by the people was destroyed with one gesture from the dokkaebi. The people's expressions became terrified when they saw the food disappearing.

[Y-You want to eat? You earth trash…]

 

[A scenario penalty has been added.]

[The 'survival cost' clause has been added.]

[From now on, 100 coins will be deducted every night for the 'survival cost'. If you can't pay the 'survival cost,' you will die.]

[The 'survival cost' penalty will be maintained until the second main scenario is cleared.]

 

People screamed at the arrival of the scenario, even Cheon Inho began to look worried.

As soon as the dokkaebi disappeared, a depressing mood came over everyone in the station. At Kim Dokja’s advice, Yoo Joonghyuk took his companions to go hunt the monster rats in the tunnels. Along the way, they came across a small treasure trove with a few supplies…yet curiously enough the materials that Kim Dokja used to make [Unbroken Faith] in the past weren’t there.

It must have been another type of unique appearance, Kim Dokja decided.

When the companions made it back, the situation in the station had worsened. Even worse, Cheon Inho used his incite skill to convince the people that Yoo Joonghyuk had all the coins…leading everyone in the station to want to kill him.

“Ah, this also happened to me,” Kim Dokja commented, “I don’t intend to make Yoo Joonghyuk into a mini-me…but at this rate.”

The members of Cheon Inho’s group began to rush toward Yoo Joonghyuk, their killing intent high.

Suddenly, Kim Dokja heard a message.

[All evolution conditions of the attribute 'Crouching Figure' have been met.]

Jung Heewon’s attribute…

[The attribute of the character 'Jung Heewon' is blossoming.]

It was happening.

[The attribute of 'Jung Heewon' has blossomed to 'Judge of Destruction.]

[The character 'Jung Heewon' won't hesitate to be the sword of Yoo Joonghyuk in the future.]

Kim Dokja had mostly been watching over Yoo Joonghyuk when he went out to hunt the rats with the others, he forgot that during the hunt Jung Heewon had been growing her attribute to its next level. She had obviously been affected by Yoo Joonghyuk saving her, now forging a promise to be his sword…just as she was once Kim Dokja’s…

Kim Dokja sighed, the nostalgia setting in. His heart ached again—that certain lonely feeling that he hated. He had to do away with it somehow. Yet, a part of him whispered that this was the loneliness he deserved.

[The character 'Jung Heewon' has activated the exclusive skill 'Judgment Time'.]

[The Absolute Good constellations have agreed to the use of this skill.]

['Judgment Time' has been activated.]

[All constellations in the channel feel intense joy.]

The station was quickly transformed into a bloodbath, Jung Heewon taking the lead and fighting against Cheon Inho’s group members. 

Kim Dokja floated back to a distance to watch, even though he couldn’t get blood on him he felt better to be out of the splash zone.

Yoo Joonghyuk didn’t hold back and began slashing at people with a small knife he picked up in the tunnels. Kim Dokja eyed his fighting form and gave a rating.

“Eh, he’s got good force in his swings…but he’s definitely lacking in form…ah, what the hell was that move? Yoo Joonghyuk, you can’t improv in this type of situation!”

Kim Dokja spoke as if he hadn’t done improv in almost every other case.

While Yoo Joonghyuk had stats and skills that outdid his enemies, he was still outmatched in numbers even with support from Jung Heewon, Lee Hyunsung, and Kim Namwoon. The other three were holding their own quite well, even Kim Namwoon who didn’t yet have support from the Black Flame Dragon.

Kim Dokja's eyes suddenly snapped back as Cheon Inho made a last ditch move and lunged for Yoo Joonghyuk with a crowbar. Yoo Joonghyuk himself was busy dealing with two other men and didn’t turn around to face Cheon Inho until it was too late.

Time had stopped however.

[‘Overwrite’ has commenced!]

A sword slashed out in front of Yoo Joonghyuk and cut across Cheon Inho’s chest. Kim Dokja then kicked the man in the balls and sent him flying backwards.

“Sorry, but you were on my ‘I want to kick you in the balls for your stupidity’ list.”

Cheon Inho couldn’t respond of course, so Kim Dokja gave him a hard slap on the face.

“That’s for trying to kill me in the past.” Kim Dokja slapped him again. “And that’s for trying to kill Yoo Joonghyuk. Just who do you think you are? Trying to off the protagonist of all people? As if.”

Kim Dokja let out a dramatic sigh and snapped his fingers, disappearing as time started again.

Cheon fell flat on his ass with a cut open chest as Yoo Joonghyuk stumbled mid turn. Yoo Joonghyuk rubbed his eyes in confusion, staring down at Cheon Inho as the man began gasping in death.

“What…the hell…”

Yet, Yoo Joonghyuk already had a gut feeling of what occurred.

That sponsor of his. He had intervened again before Yoo Joonghyuk met his end.

To verify his suspicions, Yoo Joonghyuk privately messaged Kim Dokja, [Was that you just now?]

He received no response.

[Hey, why won’t you answer?]

Nothing.

[You were so chatty before…telling me this and that…]

Nada.

[What the hell..]

Yoo Joonghyuk rubbed his head in annoyance as his companions finished up the fight around him. After everything was dealt with all four gathered to catch their breaths.

A minute later, Kim Namwoon pointed behind Yoo Joonghyuk. “Uh, what the fuck is that?”

Yoo Joonghyuk turned around to see what it was as Lee Hyunsung gasped.

“A sword?” Jung Heewon questioned.

A silver sword with a pitch black hilt shimmered with a dark blue aura. Glittering specks like stars floated along the wafting blue. The sword stuck in the ground looked like something out of a dream.

Yoo Joonghyuk cautiously approached the sword and pulled it out of the ground.

[The star relic, ‘Eternal Faith of a Star’ is responding to your touch!]

“‘Eternal Faith of a Star?’ What kind of name is that?” Kim Namwoon snorted.

Yoo Joonghyuk pretended not to hear him and stared down at his reflection on the blade’s surface. A small description suddenly popped up next to the name of the sword and its stats.

[Eternal Faith of a Star]

[Increase all stats by ???]

[Holder of this sword will gain ???]

[A sword gifted through the unwavering devotion of a star. This blade is a reminder of the star’s existence and will guide your way through the darkest night.]

Yoo Joonghyuk gripped the hilt of the sword tighter as Lee Hyunsung stepped forward to ogle at the weapon.

“Ah…this sword, is it a gift from your sponsor, Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi?”

Kim Namwoon huffed. “How come he gets all these gifts from his sponsor? What the hell did you do to appease him so much?”

“Maybe Yoo Joonghyuk’s sponsor is just a really nice person,” Jung Heewon tried to calm Kim Namwoon.

“No way! No one is that nice without reason—besides look at the description on the sword! It’s like a love confession of some sort!”

Lee Hyunsung and Jung Heewon both read the sword’s description and their expressions gradually changed.

“So…maybe it does sound a bit intimate…”

“A BIT YOU SAY?”

Yoo Joonghyuk glared at all his companions and they shut up.

As Yoo Joonghyuk turned to the sky the three began to whisper quietly behind him.

[You…why did you give me this?]

…

[Why won’t you answer?]

Kim Namwoon laughed. “What’s with your face? Is your ‘eternally devoted one’ not talking to you?”

Jung Heewon slapped a hand over Kim Namwoon’s mouth before he said anything that would make Yoo Joonghyuk cut his head off.

Lee Hyunsung—trying his damndest—spoke to Yoo Joonghyuk, “Maybe he’s just busy…I mean constellations must do other things than watch channels, right?”

Yoo Joonghyuk didn’t respond and began to walk off.

The three exchanged looks behind him before following to catch up. The next stop was Chungmuro.

As the four left for the tunnels, Kim Dokja was left floating in the empty station.

|e art h to Ki m Dok ja? A re you o k?|

Kim Dokja’s face was a light shade of red as he murmured a question, “Hey, Fourth Wall, did the sword sound like a love confession to you?”

|th at’s no ne of m y busi ness|

Kim Dokja shook his head. “Yeah, they were just joking. It was just a weapon for Yoo Joonghyuk to temporarily use until he finds a better sword. I had no control over its name or description.”

It seemed Kim Dokja was going to ignore the fact that he could have easily changed those things with ‘Overwrite.’

“I know now, it’s Kim Namwoon’s damn fault. He’s the one who said it out loud. Of course, he would take a normal, average, every-day description that way.”

|yo u’re becomi ng delu sion al-|

“Shush, I’m mentally writing Kim Namwoon into my ‘I want to kick you in the balls for your stupidity’ list.”

|of cou rse yo u ar e|

Kim Dokja grinned pensively. “I’m definitely going to kick him the next time I see him.”

Somewhere in the tunnels, Kim Namwoon sneezed.

“Jeez, is it just me or is the air suddenly colder behind us?”

Notes:

I’m glad I managed to get this done this weekend despite being busier than usual. I might run a few edits later depending on how I feel, but I hope everyone enjoyed.

It’s funny, as I write I feel like I’m rereading ORV yet again since I always fact check the events happening to make sure I don’t skip over anything important. It’s a fun experience to delve into the canon while I also write a fic that disregards it lol.

Anyway, I’ll be back next week—until then I hope everyone is well!

Chapter 6: Is Exploiting Your Sponsor Really Ethical???

Summary:

Kim Dokja is on route to become Yoo Joonghyuk’s credit card

Notes:

Double upload this weekend no way

“We’ve been walking for forever, are you sure we aren’t lost?”

Yoo Joonghyuk didn’t respond and kept walking.

Kim Namwoon, who had asked the question, huffed in annoyance and sped up to Yoo Joonghyuk’s side.

“Hey, don’t you know where you’re going? Mr. Almighty? If we get lost and die it will be on you.”

Jung Heewon and Lee Hyunsung shared a look and agreed that Kim Namwoon was seriously asking for death.

However, Yoo Joonghyuk didn’t respond again and picked up the pace.

Kim Namwoon was left to silently pout in anger. “One day…one day he’ll learn to actually communicate with people…jeez.”

Jung Heewon shook her head. “I’m sure he’s usually not this bad…he’s just upset his sponsor won’t respond.”

Kim Namwoon laughed mockingly. “Will he let it rest? He met that guy a week ago and he acts so clingy.”

“Ah, I think Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi’s sponsor has saved his life a couple of times already, so he trusts him a lot and is probably worried now that he has left,” Lee Hyunsung offered.

The three decided on that conclusion for the moment and hurried to catch up with Yoo Joonghyuk in the tunnels. Yet, when they found Yoo Joonghyuk, he was standing in place strangely.

“Hey,” Kim Namwoon called, “Why are you just standing there-”

Then, a message popped up in the darkness.

[A new sub-scenario has arrived!]

"Step back,” Yoo Joonghyuk warned.

 

[Sub Scenario – Phantom Prison]

Category: Sub

Difficulty: D~F

Clear Conditions: Escape from Phantom Prison within the time limit.

Time Limit: 1 hour

Compensation: 300 coins

Failure: ???

 

[Sub-scenario – Phantom Prison has begun!]

 

“What the fuck is this,” Kim Namwoon began before clutching his head in anony. “Ah—what?”

Both Jung Heewon and Lee Hyunsung experienced the same sensation and clutched their heads in sudden pain. Yoo Joonghyuk grit his teeth. His three companions began losing their minds as they seemed to be faced with phantom memories of past trauma. As for him…

“Oppa.”

In front of him was his sister, Yoo Mia.

“Mia,” Yoo Joonghyuk called, “You shouldn’t be here.”

“Neither should you,” Yoo Mia replied, “You should not exist at all.”

“…what do you mean?”

“You should not exist at all.”

A small and deep rooted fear began to bubble up from inside Yoo Joonghyuk. He felt it growing like a weed in him, gripping him and leaving him feeling disgusted. Unwanted memories flooded into his mind.

Abandoned by parents.

Parents who seemingly don’t exist.

Don’t exist.

Don’t exist.

“You should not exist,” Yoo Mia repeated.

Don’t exist.

Then what was the point of anything? Why was he alive? Why did he exist? Should he exist? Why?

Why?

“D̵o̴n̴’̴t̸ ̸e̸x̸i̴s̸t̶.̷.”

Why?

Y̵o̷u̷ ̶d̷o̶n̸’̸t̶ ̵e̸x̶i̸s̵t̷.̶.

Yoo Joonghyuk felt the weed of feelings grow, strangling him as his mind was slipping away. He felt like he had fallen off a high ledge into an endless darkness. He was falling. Why? What was he doing before? No, there wasn’t any point to what he was doing before. He didn’t exist.

Y̵͔͂̇̚o̷̲͘u̸͇̎̉͜ ̵͕̻͉̌̔̕d̶͖͈͂̔̚o̷͚̼̓̓͑n̵̬̦̉͂’̴̨̲̈ṯ̴͋ ̷̡̛̻̎̕ë̶͓́͑̍x̴͖́̊i̸̩͠s̷̠͍͎͐̾͂ṭ̶̲͕͐.̸̛̟̾ ̷̱͕̆͋Y̸̙̜͕̍̈́̕o̷̩̟̊̽̎u̷̥̥̲̔̆́ ̵̧͓͉͌́͑ḑ̴͍̖́͝ǫ̸̏́͋ň̵̳̭̅’̷̥̌ț̵͔́̄ ̸̰̠̱̑ȅ̴̯̓̚x̵̼̍̃͑i̸̗̤͂͗s̶̢̖̬̅̀̚ţ̷̫̄.̵̝͈̠̇ ̸̞̇͂͝Y̴͉̊ͅȏ̴͇̳͚̓u̷͉̣͆̿͠ ̶͙̏d̸̙̓ö̷̼̲̆̅n̵̝̋̍’̸̙͔̞̒̍t̸̡́̕ ̷̼͍͈͛ę̸̬̠́͠͝ẍ̷̙͖́͝i̷͎̜̋̒̇ͅș̵̗̰̐͗t̷͓͖͝.̶̱͙̩͑ ̶̨͎̣̉͘͘Ȳ̴̨̛ͅo̸̧̨͉̐u̶̟̭̺̿̿ ̷̻͇͆d̶̥̊͆o̴̡̬͆̅͗ņ̸͔̈́͠’̷͉̘̾̏t̵̹͒͘͝ ̷̠͈́̔̈́ȅ̶̢̹̬͆x̴̣͆͝ȋ̸͖̱̘s̶̝̔̏t̸̊͜.̷̱̎ ̷̭͒Ẏ̷͇o̴̢̺̘͊̊̈́u̵͖͉͊͜ ̶̡̩͑͘̚d̶̤̦̬̀͐̇ö̶̰̉n̸͖͛͜’̷̺̜͊̓t̷͈̏̃ ̵̤̜̈́͘e̴̙͖̽͋x̷͓̯̋̈́ī̵͕̬͝s̴͕̹͠t̸̨͚̑.̸̹̦͙͒̒͘ ̴̺͛͠Y̵̙̭̔̚̚o̵̝̘̝͑͐̆u̶̠̒ ̸͙͆̈́d̵̤́ó̶̼͖͙n̵̛̰’̵̡̺̻͊͆͠t̵̼̽ ̶̩̫̟̇̐̕ē̴̟͖x̷͙̖̪̉͑͝i̵̫̜̺̓̿̂s̸̩̃̓͘t̶̘͐.̵̟̬̎ ̷͚̯̳̄͊͑

̶̣̠̟̏̿Y̴̭̤͗̉ó̷̩̥̱u̴̪̻͋̈́͝ ̴̯͇̊͝d̷͔̀̕ͅo̵̧̭͔̓̚n̸̬͍͙̑’̵͎͔̺̆t̷̼͕̅ ̵̜̩̭̽͌e̶̗̪͉͆̎͝x̵̢͙̓̒i̴̩͆̀s̶̫̕͝ͅt̷̝̺͇̀.̷̻̝͛͋̔ ̴̪́̃Ŷ̸̢͙̭ọ̸̘̀̕u̴͉͙͌̔ ̴̭̯́͒̈́d̸͕͂̈́ö̴̡̩͙n̶̾͂͜’̶̡͑̊̚t̸̛̘͐̌ ̷̨̫͕̇͐̓e̷̥̎x̶̳̯̔͛͂i̵͍͙̋͒͝s̷̰͌̿̍t̵̜̭̆.̴̡͖̯̊̓ ̶̣͛̏̕Y̴̜͋ơ̵͉͛̅u̷̧̘͉̾̇̈́ ̴̜̏̓̚d̵͔͒ô̴̢͉̼n̸̙͔̓̋’̷̖̒t̷͕̥̒̿̔ͅ ̷̻̼͛e̵̗͚͔̐͑͝x̸̥̀ĭ̸̧̭̘s̸̛̪͔͙̾͝t̴̟̘͝.̸̧͙̩̐̍͋ ̵̘̰̈́̓

…

Was it fine to not exist then?

“Yes, it’s fine,” Yoo Mia assured him.

Then…he could keep falling…and maybe he would find peace…

Just as Yoo Joonghyuk was about to thank Yoo Mia for saving him, a bright light slashed through her form. Yoo Joonghyuk watched in stupefied wonder as a brilliant white sword lit up the darkness around him. Unconsciously, he reached for that light—a light that seemed to him like some broken form of faith.

[Yoo Joonghyuk], a voice called out to him.

That voice, he could have sworn he recognized it.

[Yoo Joonghyuk, you deserve to exist.]

But why?

[You sunfish bastard, listen to me. You deserve to exist. In my eyes you will always be worthy.]

Why am I worthy?

[Can’t I just say you’re worthy? There should be no room for doubt.]

“I don’t want to doubt. I…want to exist.”

[You will exist. I will do everything in my power to make sure you do.]

“Thank you,” Yoo Joonghyuk whispered. He took hold of the majestic light and his entire world lit up. His eyes were blinded as he was pulled out of the [Phantom Prison] and woke up in the dark tunnels. The light that he had witnessed was gone.

Yoo Joonghyuk took a moment to catch his breath, a small part mourning the warm feeling that the light had given him.

Warm…like a hug.

Yoo Joonghyuk looked down to see that his hand was gripping the hilt of [Eternal Faith of a Star] like a lifeline. The voice he has heard in the illusionary nightmare haunted him…yet he couldn’t seem to place it. In truth, all of his memories regarding what had just happened were slipping away.

Yoo Joonghyuk looked up from the ground to see his companions slowly coming to terms around him. Lee Hyunsung was helping Jung Heewon calm down and Kim Namwoon was rubbing his head in annoyance.

[You have met the conditions to clear the sub-scenario!]

[You have earned 300 coins.]

“Ah, is everyone ok?” Lee Hyunsung asked.

Yoo Joonghyuk gave a nod and then signaled for everyone to keep moving. In the distance, a light could be seen. It looked like they had finally reached the next destination.

Yet, a blade gleamed in the darkness between the companions and the light.

“Who are you? Don't you know that this area is our hunting ground?" A girl who looked about seventeen wearing a school uniform stood before them. 

The girl observed the group that showed up and seemed surprised. “Huh, you lot actually managed to make it through the tunnels on your own. I’ll hand it to you, that takes guts.”

Lee Jihye, another one of the companions, had been introduced.

Yoo Joonghyuk suddenly received a message.

[Recruit this girl. She’ll be very helpful for your group.]

[You’re back?]

Yoo Joonghyuk thought that his sponsor wouldn’t respond again, but a minute later he received a reply.

[Yes, sorry, but I had short businesses to take care of.]

[That’s fine.]

Yoo Joonghyuk didn’t know that said short business was saving his ass from an existential crisis.

Kim Dokja had sighed earlier. “Leave it to the sunfish to adopt existential crisis issues in place of regression depression…as if he didn’t have both before.”

Yoo Joonghyuk and the others followed Lee Jihye into Chungmuro station after everyone gave a short introduction. The atmosphere of the station was chaotic, with many areas full of broken debris.

[You have entered Chungmuro.]

[The third scenario is currently in progress.]

[#GIR-8761 channel is active.]

[#BIR-3642 channel is active.]

People were gathered in the station in a large number, sitting on the floor and drinking.

One older man waved and called from the group, “Hey, would you like to rent a room for cheap?”

“Rent a room?” Jung Heewon questioned.

“Haha, you don't know the system here yet? This place―”

Lee Jihye cut off the man's words. "Ahjussi, don’t try to trick the newcomers."

"Yeah yeah, they'll soon find out anyway. This is what everyone is doing to live…"

"If you don't want to be kicked, then get lost.”

“Damn, you’re so uptight for a kid.”

Lee Jihye ignored him and kept moving forward.

Yoo Joonghyuk kept up with her and asked, “How is the food supply here?”

Lee Jihye shrugged. “Most people are dependent on me and whatever I bring back from hunting. I cook it the best I can..but I’m not the best. Eh, what matters is that it’s edible.”

Yoo Joonghyuk nodded. “While we’re here, I can help hunt and I can also cook.”

Lee Jihye raised an eyebrow. “Wow, you’re quick to offer help. Thanks I guess…the more people helping the better.”

Lee Hyunsung asked a question next, “How about your drinking water supply?”

“We give food or coins to the ‘Landlord Alliance’ upstairs for that.”

Kim Namwoon scoffed. “‘Landlord Alliance?’ Now that’s a name more ridiculous than Yoo Joonghyuk’s sword.”

Yoo Joonghyuk sent Kim Namwoon a death glare and shut him up.

Lee Jihye didn’t pay any mind and kept explaining. “They are the landlords in charge of the Chungmuro area. They occupy the upper floors.”

“What type of people are they?” Yoo Joonghyuk asked.

“Eh… they’re all just landlords.”

Yoo Joonghyuk glanced at the stairs and made a decision. “I want to go talk to them.”

Lee Jihye raised an eyebrow. “Be careful.”

Jung Heewon grabbed Yoo Joonghyuk’s arm. “I’ll come with you, but first, what exactly were the ‘rooms’ that the man mentioned earlier?”

“It’s simple,” Lee Jihye replied and pointed to a square tile. Certain tiles spread out across the station had a green color and a small description.

[Green Zone 0/1]

Lee Jihye continued, “The scenario is called ‘Green Zone’ and the tiles you see are called rooms.”

Near the tile, two men were fighting each other over the space. It was Lee Hyunsung who asked this time, “Why are those people fighting over it?”

Lee Jihye paused before pointing to the different rooms around the station. She began to show Yoo Joonghyuk and Jung Heewon the way upstairs. 

[Green Zone 2/2]

[Green Zone 7/7]

[Green Zone 1/1]

“Most of the station belongs to the ‘Landlord Alliance’ and they sell the tiles out to the people,” Lee Jihye explained from below, “Be careful with them, alright.”

Yoo Joonghyuk inwardly sighed. Great, more swindlers.

Upstairs there was a long line of people gathered.

“Pildu-ssi! Please accept it! I don’t have anything else! Please, please! Please let me stay one more day! I'll go into debt to get the coins!” The leader at the head of the line was full of agitation.

Yoo Joonghyuk pushed his way forward with Jung Heewon to gauge the situation. Yet, as he was stepping forward someone accidentally pushed into him and sent him and Jung Heewon stumbling to the front.

[You have trespassed on private property!]

The room suddenly became cold as the members of the ‘Landlord Alliance’ turned to Yoo Joonghyuk and Jung Heewon like angry sharks. People immediately grew frightened and backed away from where the two of them had come forward.

“Don’t you know that you shouldn't intrude on other people's land?”

Other people's land…Yoo Joonghyuk’s eyes narrowed.

"Since you don't seem to know, I will teach you."

[Incarnation, 'Gong Pildu,’ has activated ‘Armed Zone’ Lv. 3!]

There was a whirring sound, and mini turrets resembling gatling guns rose from the ground.

[Incarnation, 'Gong Pildu,’ demands 500 coins for invading his private land.]

[If you don't follow the recommendations, all nearby turrets will fire immediately.]

Gong Pildu smiled. “If I were you I would hand over the money right now.”

[Tell him you’ll buy his land.]

Yoo Joonghyuk almost startled at the sudden voice of his sponsor.

[What? Are you insane? He’ll ask for some insane amount.]

[I’ll pay.]

Yoo Joonghyuk raised his eyebrow before giving in.

“No, I won’t pay for trespassing. I intend to buy your land from you.”

Gong Pildu choked on his words. “What? Are you crazy?”

“Name your price,” Yoo Joonghyuk stated, ignoring how Jung Heewon was sputtering behind him.

Gong Pildu smirked, obviously thinking that the man before him was full of shit. “Fine, if you’re serious I’ll sell my land on this floor for 50,000 coins.”

“Done,” Yoo Joonghyuk instantly replied, ignoring the shocked expressions of everyone around him.

Jung Heewon grabbed his arm again. “How the hell are you going to pay that? You barely have even half that amount!”

“I’m not paying,” Yoo Joonghyuk said.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation’ has sponsored his incarnation with 50,000 coins.]

Jung Heewon and everyone in the near vicinity gawked at the message.

Gong Pildu turned pale. “Just what rich bastard does this guy have for a sponsor…?”

Yoo Joonghyuk expressionlessly paid the amount of coins over to Gong Pildu and another message popped up.

[You have successfully bought private property! You are now the owner of this land.]

Jung Heewon rubbed her eyes. “What just happened?”

Gong Pildu managed to gather himself first. “No matter, I still have some land left that will be suitable for the scenario.” The man got up from where he sat and left, a few of the other members trailing behind him.

“Go gather the others up here,” Yoo Joonghyuk ordered Jung Heewon.

She looked at Yoo Joonghyuk with a strange face. “Is it really ok to turn your sponsor into a credit card?”

Yoo Joonghyuk offered her no response.

[Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation’ says he is fine with the payment.]

[Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation’ has sponsored his incarnation with 500 coins.]

[The constellation ‘Prisoner of the Golden Headband’ expresses his concern for the ‘Demon King of Salvation’s’ bank account.]

[The constellation 'Bald General of Justice’ warns his fellow constellation to not go broke.]

“These fools,” Kim Dokja mumbled, “If I was worried about going broke I would just borrow from the Star Stream’s bank again.”

The Fourth Wall chose to remain silent.

Bihyung abruptly emerged in the air.

[Now, shall we start the third main scenario? New faces have arrived today so won't it be fun? Hahaha!]

Bihyung looked down at Yoo Joonghyuk and his face became confused.

[Huh? How do you own this room now? Where’d you get that amount of money?]

[The constellation ‘Demon King of Salvation’ tells his incarnation to not worry about the next scenario.]

Bihyung looked up to the sky. [Ah, it’s you. You…I still can’t seem to figure you out.]

[Constellation ‘Demon King of Salvation’ says to not get bothered by it.]

[You…are certainly an enigma.]

Bihyung didn’t say anything else and introduced the next scenario instead.

 

[Main Scenario #3 – Green Zone (Day 3)]

Category: Main

Difficulty: C

Clear Conditions: Occupy the 'green zone' in the station and survive the monsters that emerge every night at midnight. This scenario will last 7 days.

Duration: 8 hours.

Compensation: 1,000 coins

Failure: ―

 

[It is simple. Occupy the green zone before other people. Of course, you can take away the green zone of others. By the way, you should hurry. If you don't have a green zone after the scenario starts, you will have a terrible experience. Haha, then good luck!]

Bihyung disappeared after he brought the scenario, just as Jung Heewon brought Lee Hyunsung and Kim Namwoon upstairs. She even brought Lee Jihye too, which was good.

Lee Jihye stepped into the green zone with widened eyes. “You really bought this place straight from Gong Pildu?”

Yoo Joonghyuk quietly nodded and moved to sit down in a corner. Kim Namwoon scoffed and made a comment insulting Yoo Joonghyuk’s nonchalance under his breath.

Lee Hyunsung also seemed confused. “How did you manage to afford this?”

“My sponsor paid.”

“Of course he did,” Kim Namwoon made a face.

Lee Jihye looked at Kim Namwoon’s exaggerated face and asked, “Just who is this sponsor?”

Before Yoo Joonghyuk could answer, Kim Namwoon spoke, “Ugh, it’s some fool who definitely has some strange obsession with that guy. You wouldn’t believe the sword his sponsor gave him earlier—it was practically a love confession. Now this sponsor of his is showering him with money.”

Lee Jihye glanced at Yoo Joonghyuk. “I mean…I guess I can see why someone would like him, his face isn’t that bad.”

Kim Namwoon screeched, “THAT ISN’T THE POINT!”

Lee Jihye ignored Kim Namwoon’s insistence and approached Yoo Joonghyuk. “Ahjussi, I think you’re really skilled. I’m not keen on believing whatever nonsense the others are saying…what I’m saying is that I would really appreciate it if you could teach me. Please be my master and give me guidance.”

Yoo Joonghyuk looked at her with slight confusion. “You want me to be your master?”

“Yes! You’re so cool! You just bought the land straight off of Gong Pildu like it was nothing! Plus you made it here all this way without a scratch, it sounds like you have a cool sword and that other guy is just jealous. Teach me your ways! Also teach me how to exploit your sponsor!”

Yoo Joonghyuk blinked and remembered his sponsor’s words of advice earlier. That this girl would be good for his group.

“Fine, I’ll teach you. Just stick with us from now on. I’ll make sure we get through this hell.”

Or rather, he would let the Demon King of Salvation keep saving his ass from all the bad situations.

The night of the scenario passed by easily, the five companions were safe in the room while the monsters raged outside. Yoo Joonghyuk even let a few others into the room if they paid a fair price. 

The next day, Yoo Joonghyuk spent the morning with Lee Jihye hunting ground rats for food. Yoo Joonghyuk got to test out the capabilities of ‘Eternal Faith’ as he hunted while Lee Jihye took excited notes on all his moves.

When they got back, Yoo Joonghyuk cooked the rats for everyone to eat.

“Damn, how the hell did you make these rats actually taste decent?” Kim Namwoon asked with his mouth full.

“These are delicious, Master! Much better than what I could make,” Lee Jihye exclaimed.

Jung Heewon and Lee Hyunsung also had their fill, their eyes watering with the first taste of good food they’d had in a while.

[A few constellations are curious about the taste.]

Yoo Joonghyuk shooed them away with a glare, focusing on the rats he was cooking for himself.

[Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ says he really wants some.]

Yoo Joonghyuk scoffed. “You seriously want ground rats? With the amount of money you seem to have you should be enjoying some five-course meal instead.”

[Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation’ says he’ll always want it if it’s your cooking.]

Lee Jihye choked on her food as Kim Namwoon gestured dramatically at the sky. “See! I told you! It’s ridiculous!”

Yoo Joonghyuk’s grip tightened on the stick he was using to cook the rats. “You’re shameless.”

Lee Jihye looked over to Yoo Joonghyuk. “Master, you really ought to teach me how to exploit your sponsor.”

Lee Hyunsung's face looked embarrassed. “Is exploiting your sponsor really ethical?”

[Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation’ says it’s not exploitation if it’s consensual.]

Yoo Joonghyuk bit into his cooked ground rat with aggression. “You all need to shut up.”

Notes:

After reading everyone’s lovely comments this weekend I had the burst of motivation to write the next chapter :)

*Looks at my ever increasing pile of assignments* …We won’t talk about that.

I hope you all enjoy this chapter and I will see you guys next week for real this time. Until then, I hope everyone stays well! 🫶

Chapter 7: Officer, That’s Him! The One Who Broke The Scenario!

Summary:

Don’t do illegal stuff kids! It seems Kim Dokja skipped that life lesson, or rather decided he would just rewrite the laws of the dos and don’ts. 🤷

Notes:

Enjoy everyone!

|K i m Dok ja, d oing thi s is illeg al|

Kim Dokja looked up at the Fourth Wall’s message and scoffed. “I thought we had established I’m in control here. Nothing is illegal if I say it isn’t.”

|d oing thi s tho ugh…|

Kim Dokja shrugged and proceeded to slam his sword into the last green zone of Chungmuro station. “It’s necessary for my plan.”

The green zone glitched before going red and completely dissipating from the floor. Kim Dokja brushed the dust of his sword before sheathing it into his space coat.

He didn’t expect the Fourth Wall to understand what he was planning, after all, his plan was a bit far-fetched. The next goal Kim Dokja had planned for Yoo Joonghyuk was to get Gong Pildu on his team; however, doing that was difficult when Gong Pildu was…well, Gong Pildu.

So, why not create a scenario that forced Gong Pildu, or rather his sponsor, to forge a contract? Kim Dokja had done this himself back in the day, after all the green zones were destroyed when the bounty scenario was on his head.

Of course, the green zones hadn’t been destroyed naturally this time…so Kim Dokja took it upon himself to do the honor.

|th is is akin to b re ak ing the scen ario|

Kim Dokja sighed. “I broke the scenarios all the time. Either that or I scammed and back-roaded my way through them.”

|st ill th is tim e yo u could g et in ser ious trou ble|

True, while Kim Dokja had done his fair share of breaking scenarios in the past, he had never done something like this. He was quite literally breaking the scenario to pieces.

“I’m sure it will be fine.”

It was in fact not fine—at least to some.

The next morning, Bihyung was in shambles over the scenario.

[WHAAAAAAAT!? THE SCENARIO IS BROKEN? HOW? WHO? WHY? WHAT SON OF A ***** DID THIS?!]

The Dokkaebi floated in panicked circles over the ground, eyes blood-shot with shock. Small messages floated up behind him.

[Dear Streamer, please use appropriate language for general channels]

Bihyung flipped off the warning.

[I SWEAR I'M GOING TO KILL THE MOTHER***** WHO DID THIS—Oh, constellations- the Bureau is going to have my head…]

Kim Dokja snickered from the shadows as he watched. He had to admit he felt a little bad for Bihyung, but again, it was necessary.

The people of the station gathered together, confused as to why Bihyung was panicking.

“No more green zones means the scenario is over, right?”

“Are we safe then?”

Bihyung laughed maniacally. [Hahaha…you think you’re safe? No worries, I have the perfect backup.]

 

[Main Scenario #3 – Emergency Defense]

Category: Main

Difficulty: B-

Clear Conditions: All the green zones in the region are destroyed and the monsters that were going to be created in the remaining days have suddenly run wild. Survive against the flood of monsters for the remaining time.

Duration: 8 hours.

Compensation: 1,000 coins.

Failure: ―

 

People immediately began to freak out, shouting curses at the arrival of a new scenario.

“Are you fucking kidding me?”

“Are you trying to kill everyone?”

[The emergency defense has begun!]

Monsters began to flood into the station and attack the people. A few minutes later, Yoo Joonghyuk arrived and joined the battle against the creatures. Yoo Joonghyuk, wielding Eternal Faith, fought ruthlessly while Lee Jihye covered his blind spots. Jung Heewon and Kim Namwoon covered his sides, both not holding back as they pressed forward. In front of everyone, Lee Hyunsung activated his shield skills to provide defense against the onslaught of monsters.

Kim Dokja clapped his hands. “This is great, they already work seamlessly together.”

Yoo Joonghyuk and his companions took the lead of the battle front while other people fell behind. Unfortunately, monsters managed to break through the main line and attack the people in the back who had no fighting capabilities.

“P-Pildu-ssi!"

“Pildu-ssi, please save us!”

Gong Pildu, who had just arrived, stared at the scene before him in horror.

Yoo Joonghyuk looked behind him and shouted.

“Gong Pildu, are you going to stand there like a coward or fight?”

Gong Pildu grit his teeth.

Kim Dokja hummed, it looks like everything is going accordingly. Yoo Joonghyuk is asking Gong Pildu to fight and then I just have to get his sponsor to forge a contract…”

|plan ning thi s all ou t…you’ re in sane|

“By planning it out and using the same tricks I did, Yoo Joonghyuk can be assured an easier time in the future.”

“Damn, this fucking guy,” Gong Pildu cursed before joining in on the battle.

“Pildu-ssi! Please help us!"

"Dammit… Everybody gather here!"

The people started gathering around Gong Pildu.

"I need time to install a new Armed Zone. Everybody just hang on!"

The key was Gong Pildu’s Armed Zone. However, the weak point was that Armed Zone took time to install every time it moved locations.

“Out of the way!"

[The incarnation 'Gong Pildu' has used Private Land Lv. 3!]

[The incarnation 'Gong Pildu' has activated 'Armed Zone Lv. 4!]

A mechanical sound was heard as turrets rose up from the ground and began restlessly firing at the incoming monsters. The bullets shot up the creatures without issue, gunshots drowning out all other noise. Gong Pildu was unmatched in defense scenarios for a reason.

One hour after the battle began, Gong Pildu fought and fought. The number of monsters had barely decreased but the overall progress was good. Gong Pildu was considered to have the strongest defense among the 10 Evils for a reason.

"You scum!"

[The incarnation ‘Gong Pildu's’ Armed Zone has leveled up!]

[The incarnation ‘Gong Pildu's’ Private Land has leveled up!]

[The incarnation ‘Gong Pildu’ has acquired the Protective Wall skill.]

[The sponsor for the incarnation 'Gong Pildu' is asking for help from nearby constellations.]

Perfect timing.

[The constellation, 'Prisoner of the Golden Headband,’ scoffs.]

All the constellations from the other channel in Chungmuro were silent as well.

Kim Dokja stretched with a smile and sent out a message.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ says he will offer help for a few conditions.]

[The sponsor for the incarnation ‘Gong Pildu’ is asking what your terms are.]

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ asks to form a contract with you.]

[The sponsor behind the incarnation 'Gong Pildu' has revealed himself.]

[The constellation, 'Defense Master,' is looking at you like you are crazy.]

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ says that he will save you and your incarnation from death and continue to ensure your survival if you allow him to become a co-sponsor to Gong Pildu and command him.]

“W-What? What is this message?"

Gong Pildu couldn’t seem to understand that he was being sold.

[The constellation, 'Defense Master,' is asking for some time to think.]

After a while, Kim Dokja heard some good news.

[The constellation, 'Defense Master,' has added a condition to the contract.]

[If you agree with this condition, the constellation 'Defense Master' will agree to contract with you.]

1. Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ recognizes the property rights of Constellation, ‘Defense Master,’ and should ensure the survival of 'Gong Pildu'.

2. Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ should help Constellation, ‘Defense Master,’ so that his private property 'Gong Pildu' survives and grows well.

3. Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ has  command authority over 'Gong Pildu', the private property of Constellation, ‘Defense Master,’ (Up to 10 times a day).

Kim Dokja wasted no time in signing the contract.

[The contract had been completed.]

[You have become the co-sponsor of 'Gong Pildu' due to the contract.]

[Due to the contract, you have been given the right to command the incarnation 'Gong Pildu'.]

[The duration of the contract is five years and won't be automatically renewed.]

Gong Pildu looked up incredulously. “Did you seriously just sell me off?!”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ asks you to stick with incarnation, ‘Yoo Joonghyuk,’ from now on and support him.]

“Like hell I have a choice!”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ has sponsored 20 recovery potions to incarnation, ‘Gong Pildu.’]

“…rich bastard.”

[The incarnation 'Gong Pildu' has completely recovered his magic power!]

Gong Pildu began to fire his turrets at full force again, shredding the monsters to pieces. Once Kim Dokja was sure that he would be well off, he turned his attention back to Yoo Joonghyuk.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ is sharing his control over incarnation, ‘Gong Pildu,’ with his incarnation, ‘Yoo Joonghyuk.’]

Yoo Joonghyuk looked questioningly at the sky. “What is this?”

A private message popped up. [I got another useful companion for you. He might be a bit annoying at times, but he will be a good asset nonetheless.]

[Thanks I suppose, I guess having more on my team will be better for future battles.]

[Of course, :)]

Yoo Joonghyuk said nothing more and continued and focused on cutting down the monsters. The remaining seven hours began to stream by after that with Kim Dokja watching to make sure Gong Pildu didn’t bite the dust and sponsoring recovery potions to the companions.

Lee Jihye wiped her forehead. “With Master’s sponsor around I feel like there really isn’t anything to worry about.”

Lee Hyunsung nodded. “Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi’s sponsor is doing well to support us.”

Yoo Joonghyuk huffed. “I don’t need anymore recovery potions, that fool should start saving his money.”

“Oh no, no, no,” Kim Namwoon said, “I want to see how long it takes for him to go broke.”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ says you should be grateful he even considers you at all.]

“HEY YOU BASTARD, I’M WAY TOO IMPORTANT TO IGNORE!”

Jung Heewon shook her head with an exasperated sigh.

The final minutes of the scenario ticked down before a final message rang out.

[The scenario, ‘Emergency Defense’ has ended!]

[Scenario rewards are being distributed!]

In the end, everything has gone without a hitch. Kim Dokja was proud of his plan coming into completion.

“At this rate I should get another modifier…something like the ‘Great Planner’ or something.”

|y ou’ re fu ll of your self|

All the people began to catch their breaths after the scenario ended, gathering to treat injuries and take care of the dead. The people may have been faced with a difficult scenario, but they had not broken.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ has sponsored incarnations ‘Yoo Joonghyuk,’ ‘Lee Hyunsung,’ ‘Kim Namwoon,’ ‘Jung Heewon,’ ‘Lee Jihye,’ and ‘Gong Pildu’ 500 coins each for their hard work.]

“Woah! Master’s sponsor is really generous!” Lee Jihye exclaimed.

Kim Namwoon coughed. “He sponsored Yoo Joonghyuk 50,000 coins earlier, he’s definitely being cheap now.”

Jung Heewon wacked Kim Namwoon on the back of the head. “Just be grateful you get anything at all!”

Kim Dokja was about to lay back and relax, take time to think of what to do next, when he received a private message.

[Dokkaebi Bihyung wishes to privately meet with constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation.’]

A private meeting, huh.

Kim Dokja had an inkling that Bihyung may be starting to suspect him. Oh well, meeting privately couldn’t hurt. Besides, Kim Dokja didn’t have to reveal his true body; he could manifest as any object he wished and save the probability of actually descending.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ agrees to Dokkaebi Bihyung’s request to meet.]

The next moment, Kim Dokja was transferred to a private room in what he presumed was the Bureau. Before him was Bihyung with his back turned. The Dokkaebi turned around with a smug look before stopping dead in the air.

[You—you’re a…] The poor Dokkaebi couldn’t even form his words.

[You’re a squid!?]

Below Bihyung, a squid floated in the air nonchalantly. Tentacles wiggled as the single eye blinked innocently.

[I’m not actually a squid, I simply chose to manifest in this form here. Having to descend with my true body is too much trouble.] Kim Dokja explained. He left out his un-desire to reveal his true body.

[But…why a squid?]

[It’s a long story.]

Bihyung, obviously miffed that he didn’t get to see the true form of the Demon King of Salvation, continued on, [Nevermind, I’m sure you know why I asked you here?]

[No, please enlighten me. I thought you were just a fan.]

Bihyung’s face hardened. [No, I brought you here because I reviewed footage of the scenario’s off-time and the history of fluctuations within the probability to trace the destroyer of the scenario back to you!]

[Are you accusing me of breaking the scenario?]

[All the evidence points to you! There’s no way it could have been anyone else. Besides, you’ve been suspicious from the start—I’ve asked around with the Demon Kings and none of them have ever heard of you. Just who are you?]

[I’m afraid I can’t tell you.]

Bihyung was on his last nerve. [Then do you at least admit it was you who broke the scenario?!]

[Yes, that was me.]

[You! I just knew it! Why would you ever do something like that? The Bureau has some choice words for your actions! Don’t think you can get away without any consequences!]

Kim Dokja yawned. [Sure, just tell me how much I owe.]

[What?]

[How much do I owe? It’s one of the first scenarios so it can’t be that much.]

[You—you think you can just hand over money and that’ll be it? You don’t think you should be banned from the scenarios or at least put on probation?!]

[Nah.]

[Nah?! YOU INSOLENT—]

If anyone walked into the room they would think they were hallucinating. After all, what could explain a Dokkaebi yelling and cussing out a small squid that did nothing but continue to blink innocently, as if it never hurt a fly.

[—YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW THINGS ARE RIGHT NOW! DOKKAEBIS ARE GETTING FIRED LEFT AND RIGHT DUE TO THE LACK OF MONEY! I’M SURE I’M NEXT AT THIS RATE! CURSE THE DAMNED DEPRESSION OF THE STAR STREAM!]

[Wait, did you just say the Star Stream was in a Great Depression?]

[YES! I CURSE THE ENTIRE BLOODLINE OF THE FOOL WHO STOLE CONSTELLATION KNOWS HOW MUCH MONEY FROM THE BANK!]

Kim Dokja observed his tentacles, acting as if he had nothing to do with the event.

Bihyung began to sob. [I-it’s just a tough time right now. Arghhh. We haven’t seen something like this since the ‘Mass Production Maker’ incident in 1929…yet this time it’s so much worse…]

[What did the ‘Mass Production Maker’ do in 1929?]

[Don’t ask.]

Bihyung blew his snotty nose into a tissue and cleared his voice. [Anyway, let me ask you this: Why did you do it?]

Kim Dokja thought over his answer for a moment. [Well…I wanted to manipulate the scenario so I could make a contract with the ‘Defense Master.’]

[You did all that to make a deal with another constellation?]

[It was a necessary act.]

[You—you’re unbelievable.]

Kim Dokja wiggled his tentacles. [So, how much do I owe you?]

Bihyung grabbed a document from a pocket of space and read it. [According to the Bureau the one who broke the scenario should be arrested and detained immediately upon discovery. Then, the culprit should face trial in court where their sentence will be decided.]

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ has sponsored you 10 million coins.]

Bihyung sputtered at the sudden amount. [What?! How the HELL do you have this much money?!]

[Just take the damn money and keep quiet. Get rid of the evidence around me and we’ll pretend this never happened.]

Bihyung looked absolutely defeated as he accepted the hush money, destroying all his evidence in a ball of fire. He couldn’t believe he had just accepted hush money for something this serious. Even more ridiculously, he had been bribed by a squid. A squid of all things!

Said squid wiggled a tentacle toward Bihyung. [Pleasure doing business with you.]

Before Kim Dokja left the private room Bihyung shouted once more. [Wait! Just who the hell are you?!]

If squids could smile, this one would have the widest grin possible.

Kim Dokja laughed. [I’m the greatest thing that will ever happen to the damned scenarios.]

Notes:

Don’t you just love it when you get bribed by your neighborhood friendly squid? I sure do.

Chapter 8: Your Star, Our Happiness

Summary:

Kim Dokja thinks too much. Lee Jihye gets her stigma. Yoo Joonghyuk has an existencial crisis.

Notes:

Anyone play Wuthering Waves? If you do, know that the 1.3 story line inspired some of this :)

Good luck everyone! 🥰

|you’ re th i nking dee ply|

“Am I?” Kim Dokja asked as he floated above Chungmuro station.

|wh at ar e yo u think ing?|

“Can’t you just read my mind?”

|some times it is b e tter to spea k ou t lou d|

Kim Dokja sighed, his eyes drifting upwards as if he was seeing past everything and into an unknown distance.

“…I suppose I was just thinking…I can’t really scam my way through the entirety of the scenarios. I’ve been messing around with these first ones, making sure Yoo Joonghyuk and the others can get through without experiencing any setbacks or unnecessary pain, but…”

|b ut?|

The eyes of the reader shifted back down to watch the companions at the station. “I know I can’t protect them from everything. It’s easy in the beginning, but when future scenarios come I know that my interference won’t be able to help them clear past their troubles as easily as I do now. In the future, they are bound to be hurt. That makes me…mad.”

|mad yo u can’ t pr o tect the m fr om every thing?|

“I suppose so. There’s no story without pain, yet here I am so obsessed with making sure they reach their happy ending with minimal hurt. Perhaps my continuous interference will do more harm than good. Pretending to be a rich constellation, scamming, joking, guiding them…it’s all…”

|Kim Dok ja kn e w th is was ju st a way for hi m to cop e|

The past he couldn’t change. The future he so desperately reached for. His overwriting of the world-line was nothing more than an aspiration to fix what could never be undone. To try and experience that fleeting happiness he once felt.

“It’s funny,” Kim Dokja began, “I never thought a person like me could feel happy. Yet, my companions made me feel that strange emotion. Defeating the Star Stream with them, journeying past the stars…it made me happy. Now that I’m here…now that I see them again, even in a different world-line, I can’t help but want to feel happy again. Perhaps I’m just being selfish though…”

|Kim Dok ja d idn’t wa nt to belie ve he was us ing thi s world li ne for hi s ow n bene fit|

The constellation slowly shut his eyes, deep in thought. “Even if I’m nothing more than a selfish reader…chasing after the end I want to see in hopes to find happiness, is it bad to keep interfering?”

|I ca n’t s top you…thi s is yo ur sto ry to co ntin ue no w|

Right…he had no choice but to continue on now. Once he had picked up the pen there was no turning back. He had to finish what he started.

|D o yo u be li eve you wi ll fin d what yo u s eek?|

“Maybe. Maybe not. I think…as long as I can make them happy, I will be happy.”

It was as it always was, the reader who was capable of bringing the world of stories to life—forever incapable of imagining his own happiness. Instead, he thrived off the happiness of others. Perhaps, that was the curse of being omniscient.

 

… 

 

[There is a hidden dungeon at Exit 1, I would suggest checking it out.]

Yoo Joonghyuk looked up at the voice of his sponsor. [Alright, thanks for letting me know.]

He thought the voice of his sponsor sounded a bit different, it was quieter than usual and had a certain undertone he couldn’t quite place. It felt unnerving almost; the underlying emotions of his sponsor that he couldn’t place.

Yoo Joonghyuk signaled his companions over. “Everyone, there’s a hidden dungeon at Exit 1. I’m going to check it, feel free to come along.”

“Yah, we just cleared a hellish scenario, I’m sitting this one out,” Kim Namwoon complained.

Lee Hyunsung rubbed the back of his head. “I think I’ll stay back as well. I’m still helping some of the people settle after the aftermath.”

“That’s fine,” Yoo Joonghyuk nodded, “Heewon, Jihye?”

“I’ll come with you,” Jung Heewon said, grabbing her sword.

“No way I’m missing out either!” Lee Jihye exclaimed, her hand already resting on her sword hilt.

The three gathered their gear and headed to the first exit of Chungmuro station.

[You have found a hidden dungeon!]

[A new hidden scenario has arrived!]

 

[Hidden Scenario – Theater Dungeon]

Category: Hidden

Difficulty: A-

Clear Conditions: Defeat the master of Theater Dungeon.

Time Limit: None

Compensation: 4,000 coins

Failure: ―

 

“Huh? A theater dungeon? Are we gonna be watching movies or something?” Lee Jihye asked.

“I doubt that,” Jung Heewon replied, “It’s best to be on our guard.”

[You have entered the ‘Theater Dungeon!’]

The dungeon was the lobby of a movie theater, with various movie posters lining the walls.

At that moment, a sudden light hit the three companions. A bright spotlight shone down on them, blinding the eyes of everyone.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation’ asks if you like movies?]

“What is that type of question?” Jung Heewon asked.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation’ warns that you might hate it after this.]

“Huh?” Lee Jihye made a confused noise.

[You have been hit by a projection light!]

[The screening will begin!]

The surrounding landscape started to slowly change. The old linoleum floor was covered with green bushes, while the reception desk and popcorn stand turned into a lush rainforest. The ceiling turned into a blue sky with no clouds and no end in sight. 

Lee Jihye muttered in a small voice, “Where the hell is this place?”

She then hacked at the surrounding trees and bushes with her sword, but nothing changed. Yoo Joonghyuk tried to touch the nearby trees, met by a hard and moist texture. The rainforest that had been created was real and authentic.

“Theater dungeon…wait, are we in a movie?” Jung Heewon quickly understood the situation and asked.

“It seems so,” Yoo Joonghyuk answered, “As for what movie…”

As he spoke, the sound of the earth shaking was heard. It seemed that something was coming at a tremendous speed, smashing the huge trees.

The muzzle of the giant reptile that appeared through the rainforest, covered with reddish blood. Large teeth glimmered in its mouth, shining with gore. The large monster towered over the three below it, slitted eyes gazing down with hunger.

Yoo Joonghyuk pulled out Eternal Faith and shouted, “Get ready to fight!”

“Are we seriously fighting a dinosaur?!” Lee Jihye asked.

Yoo Joonghyuk's eyes shifted to see a helicopter on top of a laboratory in the distance. “We need to get to the helicopter to escape. I think if we get to the end of the ‘movie’ we will complete the scenario.”

“Whatever you say,” Jung Heewon shouted over the roar of the T-Rex.

[The 7th grade monster, ‘Tyrannosaurus Rex,’ has recognized you.]

[The 'Tyrannosaurus Rex' has triggered the 'Fear the Predator' skill!]

Yoo Joonghyuk yelled out, “I’ll distract it from the front! You two attack it from behind.”

He held his sword out in front of him, the blade gleaming in the sunlight and reflecting in the dinosaur’s eyes.

[The exclusive skill, ‘Single Star’ has been activated!]

Eternal Faith began admitting an astonishing bright light, blinding the dinosaur in front. Yoo Joonghyuk let his eyes adjust to the lights before running forward and swiping at the T-Rex when it was weakened. At the same time, Lee Jihye and Jung Heewon attacked the dinosaur from its rear.

[The special skill of ‘Eternal Faith’ has been activated!]

[The ether property of your blade has been converted to quantum!]

“Back away!” Yoo Joonghyuk yelled as he lunged forward with his sword in hand.

He aimed the blade at the center of the dinosuar’s chest, thrusting the magic-imbued sword straight through. Quantum energy poured into the wound as the T-Rex screamed out. 

Blood poured out in great amounts as the dinosaur slowly sagged down, unable to stand against the overload of magic power. Yoo Joonghyuk pulled the sword out, remnants of purple and blue magic swirling around the tip.

[You have succeeded in being the first to hunt the 7th grade species 'Tyrannosaurus Rex!']

[You have obtained 1,000 coins as compensation.]

Lee Jihye breathed out, “Man, we really did it. Master, your sword is seriously so cool—you gotta tell me where you got it.”

“It was a gift from Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi’s sponsor,” Jung Heewon explained.

“Ah, of course. I need to convince my sponsor to give me a cool sword too.”

A message appeared in the air.

[The theater owner is satisfied with the changed ending of the movie.]

Even though the companions had not reached the helicopter and escaped yet, it seemed the dungeon master found the death of the dinosaur to be a satisfactory ending.

[You can now move to the next floor.]

[Go to the helipad on top of the research laboratory.]

The three shared a nod and headed to the laboratory where they picked up ability enhancing ampoules and stored them for later. They agreed that it would be best to split them among the others later so no one’s stats would fall behind.

The companions hopped into the helicopter and started to head up to the next floor.

[The first 'Ending Credit' has been reached.]

[Performers: Yoo Joonghyuk, Jung Heewon, Lee Jihye.]

[You have obtained 500 coins as compensation.]

Lee Jihye sighed. “Jeez, how many floors of this do we have to pass? Just one has me feeling beat.”

“Let’s not worry about it,” Yoo Joonghyuk said.

The companions headed upstairs via the escalator and into the next movie. They cleared a few on the second floor and gained a decent amount of rewards. The third floor went by as well with a few close calls here and there.

After clearing the second and third floors easily, the companions entered the fourth floor.

[You have entered the fourth floor.]

The spotlight bore down on the three of them before Yoo Joonghyuk had a chance to glance at the posters to see what type of movie they might be facing.

[The screening has started!]

The background changed and when the companions opened their eyes a wide ocean view greeted them. A sea breeze blew on the prow of a ship that moved steadily water, waves crashing against the sides.

The music of a violin was heard inside the ship, which was a cruise ship, mixed with the noise of people chatting.

Jung Heewon rubbed her head. “Wait…isn’t that this one movie…”

Lee Jihye vomited on the side of the ship, clearly feeling seasick. “It’s the stupid Titanic…why does it have to be a ship..eugh…”

A loud crash was suddenly heard, the ship had had a collision. The sinking of the Titanic was happening now.

“How the hell do we beat this one? Fight the ocean? Tell it to stop filling the ship with water? I’d prefer to not sink and drown,” Lee Jihye complained.

“There should be a villain of the movie we need to defeat,” Yoo Joonghyuk explained, “Let’s look for them. Hurry, so we don’t die.”

The three of them then began to search around the ship for whoever the villain could be. 

After a while, they found the man and tied him up.

Yoo Joonghyuk held Eternal Faith to the man’s neck. “It seems we must kill him.”

“But…he looks like a real person,” Jung Heewon mumbled.

Yoo Joonghyuk shook his head. “He is just a character. He isn’t real.”

Now, that was ironic.

Yoo Joonghyuk didn’t wait for any more comments and slit the man’s neck with his sword.

[The theater owner is satisfied with the ending of the movie.]

[The stern of the ship will lead to the next floor.]

The companions left the dead man behind and moved to go to the next floor of the scenario. 

[Performers: Yoo Joonghyuk, Jung Heewon, Lee Jihye.]

[You have obtained 500 coins as compensation.]

[You have entered the fifth floor, the rewards room.]

“Huh? Rewards room? Is that some weird movie?” Lee Jihye asked.

Various movie props appeared in glass tubes, except they were all real for the taking.

Jung Heewon approached a glass tube with sparkling eyes.

[Mikazuki Munechika – Replica] A-grade sword.

Yoo Joonghyuk gave her a nod, signaling that it was ok to take it.

“Finally, a proper sword,” Jung Heewon said with a smile.

Lee Jihye also picked up an A-grade sword, testing the blade in her hands. “Eh, it’s not on par with Master’s sword, but it’ll do.”

[The reward items are limited to two per person.]

Of course, there would be limitations so one person couldn’t steal everything.

“Pick an item for yourself and grab another item for Kim Namwoon and Lee Hyunsung,” Yoo Joonghyuk ordered.

Yoo Joonghyuk picked up the [Heracles' Shield- Replica] and handed it to Jung Heewon. He then picked up the [External Reinforced Suit] for himself.

The stats of the suit were decent for an A-grade item.

[Damage from external attacks is reduced by 10%.]

[The ability to detect enemies has improved.]

[You can move more agilely than before.]

Lee Jihye picked up a knife for Kim Namwoon and tucked it in her pocket for later. The final object Yoo Joonghyuk grabbed was a sword enhancement potion he could use for Eternal Faith later.

After everyone gathered the rewards, the three moved to head to the sixth floor.

The movie on the sixth floor was a thriller where Lee Jihye happened to know the killer ahead of time—making it a piece of cake to clear.

[The theater owner is satisfied with the changed ending of the movie.]

[You have obtained 500 coins as compensation.]

Yoo Joonghyuk had also picked up an extra skill along the way.

[The exclusive skill 'Calm Observation' has been acquired.]

Jung Heewon stretched her back. “I’m getting tired of movies, how many damn floors are there?”

On the seventh floor, the screening immediately began and sucked everyone into the movie scene.

A salty smell permeated the air, however this time the companions were not on a cruise ship. The overpowering scent of artillery mixed in with the ocean air.

Men in military uniforms were rushing around everywhere as the midst of a war took place before the three companions. 

There was no Korean who didn't know this movie. It was famous throughout all the history classes.

Jung Heewon looked at the horizon and muttered, ”This… how can we win?”

The ending of Theater Dungeon would only open when the master was satisfied.

300 Japanese warships filled the sea. Still, this was a movie based on historical facts. There was hope…yet…

“…What is this?” Yoo Joonghyuk, who had seen this movie before, was confused.

There was only one Panokseon ship on the Korean side where there should be 12. Yoo Joonghyuk hurriedly grabbed one of the sailors around him and asked, “Where is the commander?”

“Uh…commander…”

“Where is Admiral Lee?”

It seemed that the movie had been changed somehow, perhaps the work of the Theater Master.

Lee Jihye was vomiting on the side of the boat, her face pale with sickness.

[The constellation, ’Maritime War God,’ is sorry for Lee Jihye.]

Yoo Joonghyuk approached her, “Are you okay?”

“I can’t do it!” the girl shouted, yet she wasn’t talking to Yoo Joonghyuk.

[The constellation, 'Maritime War God,’ is encouraging 'Lee Jihye'.]

“Not a chance—eugh!”

Yoo Joonghyuk understood, Lee Jihye’s sponsor was a constellation tied to the ocean, of course he would want his incarnation to step up at this moment. However, Lee Jihye was seasick, vomiting with the boat’s every movement. How did Lee Jihye ever get chosen by this guy?

[A bounty scenario has occurred!]

Yoo Joonghyuk blinked in surprise. 

 

[Bounty Scenario – Those who seek death shall live. Those who seek life will die]

Category: Sub

Difficulty: B+

Clear Conditions: The 'Maritime War God' is asking you for help. Encourage Lee Jihye, incarnation of the ‘Duke of Loyalty and Warfare, ‘ to win the Battle of Myeongnyang.

Time Limit: 2 hours

Compensation: A stigma from the Duke of Loyalty and Warfare.

Failure: ―

 

The rewards of the scenario were good so Yoo Joonghyuk immediately shook the shoulders of Lee Jihye. “Jihye, stop it. You have to get up.”

“Ugh, I can’t…the three of you can handle it…”

“Can you try to endure it?”

“Endure…as if…”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation’ asks if ‘Lee Jihye’ is like this because her friend liked this movie.]

Lee Jihye’s head shot up. “What—how do you know that?”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation’ says he has good intuition and saw the grief in ‘Lee Jihye’s’ eyes.]

“You—you…”

Yoo Joonghyuk thought to himself for a moment before speaking, “You killed your friend with your own hands only to die like this?”

The first floor deck was pierced with a hook as the enemy ships closed in. Lee Jihye shook as she looked at Yoo Joonghyuk with sorrowful eyes.

Yoo Joonghyuk continued, “You can run away here or not. You will never be forgiven. But―”

There were loud shouts as the Japanese raiders jumped onto the ship. They were running out of time.

“If you wake up now, you have the chance to save people.”

Yoo Joonghyuk wielded his sword against the oncoming enemies, activating the skills of Eternal Faith.

“Wake up, Jihye!”

“No, I’m a disgusting person. I don’t deserve to be alive…I killed her.”

Tears began to fall from Lee Jihye’s eyes, splattering on the deck of the ship. Her tears mixed with the puddles of salt water as she clutched her sides.

“I killed her…she let me kill her…I should have been the one to die. Yet, here I am now…continuing these damned scenarios as if nothing happened. But…I see her face…I see her in my dreams…why, why couldn’t I save her?”

Lee Jihye looked up to Yoo Joonghyuk. “Master, tell me why did she have to die?”

Yoo Joonghyuk’s face momentarily softened as looked back at Jihye's tear filled eyes. “I don’t know much about words of comfort, but I do know this: Survive and take responsibility. Atone for the rest of your life or live shamefully. Just somehow survive…”

Lee Jihye’s eyes shook.

“Or do you really want to die here—is that what your friend would have wanted…do you want her life to go to waste just because you felt too disgusted to continue living?”

Lee Jihye’s lips quivered as she grasped the hilt of her sword. “I don’t want to die…I don’t want her life to be in vain.”

[The constellation 'Maritime War God' has responded to the will of 'Lee Jihye'.]

A brilliant red light burst around Lee Jihye's body. 

[The incarnation, 'Lee Jihye' has received a new stigma!]

Lee Jihye slowly stood up on shaky legs and turned to look out at the sea. The wind brushed past her hair and blew the scent of salt across the ship. She took a deep breath as a large wave crashed against the side of the ship and doused her face with water. When Yoo Joonghyuk looked at her again, he could no longer tell Lee Jihye’s tears apart from the streams of ocean water running down her face.

[The character 'Lee Jihye' has activated the stigma 'Ghost Fleet Lv. 1!]

The water of the surrounding ocean started to steam as water vapor flowed into the air. From the depths of the ocean twelve ghost ships emerged, large waves crashing around them.

Lee Jihye grasped her sword with renewed vigor. “I won’t back down.”

The fleet of ships began to sail forward with Lee Jihye’s command, cutting through the water like knives. The guns of the ships began to fire, loud bangs resounding across the battlefield. The enemy ships were ceaselessly torn apart from the onslaught, falling down like paper in the face of the Ghost Fleet.

Kim Dokja watched the scene from the sky as usual, feeling as if he truly was witnessing something from a movie. This was the birth of the strongest maritime incarnation, one who was unmatched on the water. Lee Jihye’s grief and guilt for her friend would become her strongest will, strengthening her resolve to live on.

|I th o ught tha t you wo uld ha ve inte rfere d by no w|

The Fourth Wall made a good point, if someone looked at the past scenarios and his uses of ‘Overwrite’ they would think it strange he hadn’t done anything other than make a couple comments.

Kim Dokja answered, “I’m letting them do this scenario themselves. It will be bad if they learn to depend on me all the time. Of course, if the situation gets serious to the point where anyone’s life is threatened I’ll step in. Until then, I’ll let them take the lead here.”

|a re you con tent w ith watc hing?|

“Eh, what type of question is that? Never mind, I think watching is fine. It’s good to see them work together and grow in strength. They truly are the best of companions.”

|do you wi sh yo u cou ld be the re wi th the m?|

“…yeah, I’ll admit I feel nostalgic watching them go through the dungeon. I remember back when I did it…to experience again with them all…I think I would enjoy it, even if my life was being thrown around across movies.”

Kim Dokja didn’t say anything after that, instead he couldn’t help but think that what he had just said was incredibly selfish. He wanted to experience the scenarios when he was completely safe watching from above. Anyone else in his position wouldn’t dare to step down and risk their lives. And anyone in the scenarios would sell their soul to have his place. He was truly horrible.

In front of the ghost fleet, the warships were completely overwhelmed. Jung Heewon gaped at the scene while Yoo Joonghyuk watched with wonder hidden in his eyes.

In the fading light of the sunset, the screams of the Japanese were heard from the smoke. It took less than an hour for the last enemy ship to collapse.

[The theater owner is satisfied with the ending of the movie.]

[The 'Ending Credit' has been reached.]

[Performers: Yoo Joonghyuk, Jung Heewon, Lee Jihye.]

[You have obtained 500 coins as compensation.]

Yoo Joonghyuk also received an additional message.

[The bounty scenario is cleared.]

[You have received the Maritime War God's reward for the bounty scenario.]

[The stigma 'Song of the Sword' has been acquired.]

[The constellation, 'Maritime War God,' says thank you.]

Yoo Joonghyuk looked over his new stigma with a satisfied expression before gathering Lee Jihye and Jung Heewon to go to the next floor. Yoo Joonghyuk brought out some of the ampoules from earlier and handed them out.

“It’ll be good to increase our stats before the next floor. I have a feeling it might be the last one or close to the last.”

The three raised their ability levels up sufficiently, checked to make sure they had all their equipment in good condition, and made their way to the next floor.

[You have entered the eighth floor, the Heavenly Garden.]

The eighth floor of the theater was a rooftop. It was a small dome reminiscent of an opera house with dim starlight streaming in from overhead windows. The sounds of an organ were playing from somewhere, adding a hauntingly surreal mood to the room.

Suddenly, an ominous aura filled the room as the music of the organ came to a halt. Yoo Joonghyuk paused as he spotted an old man sitting on a chair across the room. 

[The 'Theater Master's Simulacrum' has been revealed.]

Yoo Joonghyuk felt the hairs on his body rise as the cold aura pierced his mind, swirling around his thoughts.

[The ‘Theater Master's Simulacrum' has invaded your mind!]

“Master!” Lee Jihye shouted as she watched Yoo Joonghyuk’s body begin to shake.

The Theater Master’s Simulacrum would immediately aim for the one who had the least mental strength, invading the mind and controlling its victim. 

Yoo Joonghyuk gripped Eternal Faith as the Simulacrum broke into mind, his entire body going numb. Then his mind went blank as well and he felt himself losing control of his entire body. Yoo Joonghyuk panicked as he had an out of body experience, unable to control himself as he started to attack Lee Jihye.

“Shit!” Jung Heewon cursed, “What the hell is going on?”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation’ says that the incarnation, ‘Yoo Joonghyuk’ is being controlled.]

“Yeah, well how do we snap him out of it?” Lee Jihye hurriedly yelled as she dodged Yoo Joonghyuk’s fist.

[The incarnation, ’Jung Heewon,’ has activated the exclusive skill ’Judgment Time.’]

[Constellations of the Absolute Good system are silent at Jung Heewon's request.]

[The skill has been canceled.]

Jung Heewon cursed again, “Those bastards.”

Lee Jihye shouted out, “Heewon unni, distract Master while I go for the old guy over there!”

“Got it!” Jung Heewon hollered back.

Lee Jihye made a break for the ‘Theater Master’s Simulacrum’ as Jung Heewon defended against Yoo Joonghyuk. Yet Jung Heewon was no match for Yoo Joonghyuk’s current strength and was pushed back by his unrelenting attacks. Blood spattered as Jung Heewon was cut on her arm while dodging another attack to her neck.

“Damn it, she won’t last long enough at this rate,” Kim Dokja murmured.

[Exclusive skill, Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint stage 2 has been activated!]

Kim Dokja activated his skill and tried to read Yoo Joonghyuk’s thoughts.

[Everything is painful.]

[I feel so lost.]

[Can I really carry on?]

[Is my existence worth it?]

Shit, he was already at this point in his thoughts.

[Can I truly protect everyone? They all seem to trust me, trusting me to lead them.]

[I’m no leader. I’m not much of anything at all.]

Kim Dokja bit his tongue in frustration, “This sunfish…he’s going to die at this rate.”

[Why do I exist? I only seem to find suffering…]

|a re yo u go ing to in ter fe re?|

Kim Dokja didn’t answer.

[‘Overwrite’ is commencing!]

“I will not let you fall here.”

 

…

 

The inside of Yoo Joonghyuk’s mind was completely dark. Everything was an empty void. No life. No emotion. No happiness. No pain.

Yoo Joonghyuk felt like he wouldn’t mind living in this void. A place where he wouldn’t be burdened by feeling. He wouldn’t have to deal with pain here.

No sorrow.

No grief.

[Is that truly what you want?] a voice suddenly asked him.

“What?” Yoo Joonghyuk asked, his voice small and quiet in the endless expanse of darkness.

[Do you want to live in a void forever?]

“…I won’t feel any pain here. I think that’s nice.”

[You will never feel happiness either. Is that any world to live in?]

“I’ve forgotten what true happiness feels like.”

[Have you?]

“I have. I think…I was searching for it…”

[I too am searching for it.]

“Really? Then do you think it is worth it to continue on?”

[Of course.]

“Why? Aren’t you afraid of pain?”

[I am not afraid of the inevitable. I only wish to experience happiness one day so I know my life has been fulfilled.]

“Do you think I can find happiness?”

[I do.]

“Why?”

[Because I will give everything to make sure you do.]

“Why…for someone like me..?”

[I exist because of you.]

“How…?”

[I continue to exist for you.]

“Why would you do that?”

[Do you doubt me?]

“I don’t want to. I just find it confusing that you would exist for someone like me.”

[I am always with you.]

“Really?”

[Yes. I am always with you. I promise you that.]

“…Thank you.”

A light appeared in the distance of the void, cracking the endless black apart. Soft rays fell onto Yoo Joonghyuk, reflecting across the bleak world he had been stuck in. The light…it felt warm.

[Do you want to exist?]

That question.

“I do. I just…I’m afraid.”

[You’re afraid of existing?]

“No…I’m afraid of the pain that comes with it.”

[There is no story without pain.]

“Will my story have a happy ending?”

[It will. I will make sure it does.]

“You…who are you?”

[I am someone who wishes to be your guiding light. Someone who wants to see you happy. I am happy when you are.]

“Then, you are like a star.”

[I am your star.]

“My star?”

[I will shine in the sky as long as you exist.]

“You would do that for me?”

[Of course. Do you doubt me?]

“No.”

[I’m glad.]

The light started to shatter the void and fill the darkness. Yoo Joonghyuk reached for the light—which felt familiar—grasping for the world beyond the void. He felt, in the deepest parts of his soul, the desire to exist. The yearning to carry on. The dream that this story of his might have a happy end.

[I will always be with you.]

Yoo Joonghyuk gasped as he came back to his senses, diverting Eternal Faith before it could stab through Jung Heewon in front of him. The domed ceiling of the eighth floor began to crack above them and a shattering noise was heard.

A message was heard amidst the noise.

[The ’Theater Master's Simulacrum,’ feels embarrassed.]

Yoo Joonghyuk had broken free of its mental trap, trampling the ego of the Theater Master.

Yoo Joonghyuk grasped his blade and came unto the Theater Master with all his strength. Lee Jihye backed away to let Yoo Joonghyuk deliver the final blow, Eternal Faith slicing into the neck of the dungeon master.

[The 'Theater Master's Simulacra' has been killed for the first time!]

[You have obtained 9,000 coins as compensation.]

[You have met the conditions to clear the hidden scenario!]

[You have obtained 4,000 coins as compensation.]

[The barrier surrounding the Theater Dungeon has disappeared.]

The dome over the eighth floor completely disappeared and displayed the sky of the outside world. In the distance, the rising sun could be seen peeking out.

Lee Jihye gasped. “Look, Seoul is trapped in a huge dome!”

“Are they isolating the city because of the scenario?” Jung Heewon questioned.

“Perhaps,” Yoo Joonghyuk answered, “We’ll worry about it later. For now, is everyone ok?”

Jung Heewon looked at the gash on her arm. “Nothing life-threatening. Just a bunch of cuts and bruises.”

“Same here,” Lee Jihye chimed in, “Man, I really need a nap—Woah! Look at the meteor shower!”

Lee Jihye excitedly pointed to the meteor shower taking place in the sky. Meteors rained down to the earth as the sun slowly rose to bring about a new day. The falling stars glimmered as they crossed the sky, disappearing over the horizon.

“Pretty…,” Jung Heewon mumbled.

“Everyone, let’s make a wish!” Lee Jihye said with excitement.

Jung Heewon closed her eyes with a smile. The two of them clasped their hands together in motion of wishing.

Yoo Joonghyuk looked up at the sky full of falling lights, his eyes reflecting the many stars. Out there was a person who existed for him.

I exist because of you.

Yoo Joonghyuk dared to believe that there was hope.

Someone who would be his guiding star, someone who wanted to see him happy. Yoo Joonghyuk believed that this person was the same one he had seen earlier in the tunnels, whoever they were.

I will always be with you.

Yoo Joonghyuk dared to believe he might find happiness one day. Even if the world went to hell around him, he would be fine.

Facing the thousands of falling lights, Yoo Joonghyuk made his own wish.

‘I wish that my star continues to exist somewhere in this world.’

Notes:

I know, not much of a haha silly chapter. What can I say?

Fear not, the silly stuff will return but this is just a taste of what parts of the story will be like here and there. I did tag angst did I not? Plus, I wanted to dig deeper into some of the characters especially Jihye since my girl did not get enough time in the og novel.

Anyway, I’ll be back next week with the next update—until then, I hope everyone has a good day/night/whenever! 🫶

Chapter 9: Yoo Joonghyuk For Representative 2024

Summary:

The fourth scenario commences!

Yoo Joonghyuk practices his social skills…sorta.

Notes:

This chapter honestly took forever to write. All the little snippets of info about the fourth scenario were spread over 20 chapters in the novel so I had to reread carefully through and find what I needed (names of the stations, scenario details, and such)

Fourth scenario wasn’t that much fun to write in the beginning but I had fun doing improv the rest of the way lol.

Anyways, I hope you all enjoy! The upload for this week is early since I don’t have any classes on Friday :)

[The fourth main scenario is about to begin!]

 

“What the fuck,” Lee Jihye exclaimed with indignation, “Can we at least get a day off?”

Yoo Joonghyuk, Lee Jihye, and Jung Heewon had returned from the Theater Dungeon a couple of hours ago, just a few hours after the third scenario officially came to a close. They had explained the whole debacle they faced in the depths of the hidden scenario while handing out the rewards they picked up.

[A few constellations are enraptured by your journey so far.]

[2,000 coins have been sponsored.]

Yoo Joonghyuk scoffed at the messages and polished his sword.

“You—the bastard of that one constellation!”

There was a loud bang as Gong Pildu pushed his way through a crowd of people. Yoo Joonghyuk didn’t bother to look up.

“I can’t believe this! My stupid sponsor sold me off to yours only to end up selling me down to you! Ridiculous! Absolutely fucking ridiculous! I won’t stand for—”

Gong Pildu was cut off from a loud message ping.

[The fourth main scenario will start in 5 minutes!]

Bihyung appeared with the message, floating above the people with a smug smile.

[Hoho, well hello everyone. I hope you’ve been well.]

The people’s faces grew stark at the appearance of the dokkaebi, some even clenching their fists.

[Well, well, it looks as if you’re all restless! Perhaps, just itching for the next scenario to begin.]

Bihyung ignored the grumbling voices below him and the few shouts of curses. He really was on the level of an unbothered game announcer. Kim Dokja felt he had to applaud him for the inability to read the room’s mood.

[Now, stop whining and listen up! The next scenario will be a fun game with the other stations. Isn’t that exciting? Anyway, you have to complete another task before this scenario—you all need to elect a station representative!]

The people began murmuring at that, wondering what the election process would be like.

[We will be playing a little 'skirmish'. It could be called a warm-up game. The rules of the game… well, you will see!]

Bihyung smiled and disappeared, while a message window popped up in front of everyone.

[The sub scenario has arrived!]

 

[Sub Scenario – Elect a Representative]

Category: Sub

Difficulty: C

Clear Conditions: Take the 'white flag' installed in the center of the platform.

Time Limit: 30 minutes

Compensation: 1,000 coins and title of Chungmuro's representative.

Failure: ―

* The representative of the station can exercise strong control over the members.

 

People wasted little time in scrambling for the white flag, pushing each out of the way and stampeding over the others. Gong Pildu barreled through everyone like a train, beelining for the flag like his life was on the line.

Yoo Joonghyuk almost rolled his eyes (no one but Kim Dokja would have been able to tell) and issued a command, “Gong Pildu, down.”

[Under the terms of the contract, 'Command Rights' is activated!]

“Argh-what the fuck!”

Yoo Joonghyuk stood up nonchalantly and stepped over Gong Pildu’s crumpled form on the ground. He took the flag in an unbothered motion, as if he could care less about the whole game.

[You have pulled the white flag from the flagpole.]

[You have become the 'representative' of Chungmuro.]

[You are qualified to walk the 'King's Road'.]

Unbeknownst to anyone, Kim Dokja was cackling in some unforeseen corner. There was something that he found so funny about how Yoo Joonghyuk could remain calm in the midst of such chaos. That wasn’t to say he didn’t admire him—no the man was simply too incredible to understand—but Kim Dokja couldn’t help but find the whole scene hilarious.

A part of him did feel a bit guilty for how Gong Pildu was being treated like a dog, but it was partially deserved since the man was dick before he mellowed out.

[‘Yoo Joonghyuk’ has occupied the white flag!]

[If the white flag doesn’t change owners in the next five minutes, Chungmuro will be under his control.]

[If the flag is snatched in the next five minutes, the timer will reset.]

A timer appeared in the air above Yoo Joonghyuk.

[5:00]

Yoo Joonghyuk immediately pulled out Eternal Faith while Lee Hyunsung activated his shield. The others held up their weapons as well, all on the defensive.

[Exclusive skill ‘Nebula’s Watch’ has activated!]

[A defensive barrier has surrounded you1]

On top of the translucent shield that Lee Hyunsung had created, a thick ring that looked to be made of stardust surrounded the companions with a five foot diameter.

The people who attempted to attack the five people in the center were rebounded back as if some unseen force had shocked them. People groaned on the ground and Gong Pildu looked at his E and F grade tools with a pitiful expression.

A few people, previous members of the Landlord Alliance, cursed and left the station.

As the five minutes ended, Yoo Joonghyuk received an influx of messages.

[The sub scenario has ended.]

[You have earned 1,000 coins as compensation.]

[The white flag will show its true effects to the Chungmuro representative.]

[Current Group: 24 people.]

[Your reputation is still too weak to gain the title of king.]

[You have gained control of the Chungmuro Group through the effect of the white flag.]

[You can punish a group member who go against you.]

[There are currently five people who have left.]

Yoo Joonghyuk let out a scoff, obviously not caring to bother.

[The constellation, ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire,’ claps her hands for you.]

[100 coins have been sponsored.]

[The constellation, ‘Prisoner of the Golden Headband,’ admires your efficiency.]

[100 coins have been sponsored.]

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ says congratulations.]

[500 coins have been sponsored.]

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ says the ‘Demon King of Salvation’ is being extra.]

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ refutes that statement and says that you just can’t accept he has more money than you.]

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ says he’s going to burn you to a crisp if he ever sees you.]

Yoo Joonghyuk sighed with exasperation and ignored the two arguing constellations that were clogging the channel with their messages.

Bihyung reappeared in the air. [Good, you’ve voted for a representative. Then let's start the game!]

[The fourth main scenario is activated!]

 

[Main Scenario #4 – Struggle for the Flag]

Category: Main

Difficulty: C

Clear Conditions: (Hidden due to content length)

Time Limit: 12 days.

Compensation: 2,000 coins.

Failure: ???

 

The companions gathered around Yoo Joonghyuk as he opened the scenario conditions for them to review.

 

[Clear Conditions]

1.  Every station has a 'flag' and 'flagpole' that can be occupied.

* The flag can only be carried by the 'representative' of the station.

2. You need to protect the flag from other station groups. If a flag is taken away by another group, the losing group will be taken over by the group that occupied the flag.

3. You can put a 'flag' in the 'flagpole' of another station. The authority of the flag is only for the 'representative' of each station. Once the representative dies in an armed conflict, the authority of the representative is transferred to the person who holds the flag first. If you take the 'flag' of another station group, the treatment of the group deprived of the flag is determined by the group that took the flag.

4. You must occupy the 'flagpole' of the 'target station' within a certain time limit. Failure to do so will result in the death of all group members.

5. The target station for your group is Changsin Station.

 

“Heh? This is just a large-scale game of ‘Capture the Flag.’ We’ve got this in the bag,” Kim Namwoon bragged.

“Ha! I was the best at this game!” Lee Jihye claimed, “My team won every time and you better believe it!”

Jung Heewon looked at the younger members of their group with sympathetic eyes. “It’s good you can look at the scenario with a positive expression, but we don’t know what type of people we’ll be encountering from other stations…”

“Best to be on the defensive,” Lee Hyunsung finished.

Yoo Joonghyuk nodded in agreement before addressing the people of Chungmuro station, “Everyone, Changsin station is on line 6. The group will be split up going forward, half will go to scout while the others stay back to defend.”

The people murmured in agreement.

Yoo Joonghyuk turned to Gong Pildu. “Gong Pildu, you’ll be in charge of defending the station here. If you do decently I’ll reward you.”

Gong Pildu grumbled something but nodded his head in agreement to Yoo Joonghyuk’s orders.

Yoo Joonghyuk was about to continue with the plan before he was interrupted by a loud horn and headlights coming from the tunnel leading to Chungmuro station.

“Huh? How the hell did people already get here?” Lee Jihye asked. Next to her, Jung Heewon was gripping her sword on the ready.

Right then, a group of attackers barged into Chungmuro station with weapons drawn. There were about fifteen people altogether with decent equipment on each person. The people of Chungmuro station backed away, obviously not in any condition to fight.

Yoo Joonghyuk sighed and turned to his companions for a moment. “It’s just us going in then. Everyone, get ready.”

He then looked back to the message log to see if the constellations had anything to say, only…

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ declares that the ‘Demon King of Salvation’ is a disgrace to his presence.]

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ snipes back that the ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon’ was the one who dared to mess with him first.]

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ says that someone needs to teach the ‘Demon King of Salvation’ his place.]

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ laughs and says he is at a height you’ll never reach.]

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ is fuming from his ears.]

[The constellation, ‘Bald General of Justice,’ is watching with a confused expression.]

[The constellation, ‘Maritime War God,’ says that it’s hopeless to interfere.]

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ is indignantly insulting the ‘Demon King of Salvation’s,’ name to the entire ‘Star Stream.’]

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ scoffs and says he refuses to stoop to your level.]

These fools, Yoo Joonghyuk thought. He had no more time to waste on them as he ran forward into battle with the attacking station, his companions at his heel.

 

…

 

Kim Dokja furiously smashed the letters on his keyboard as he aimlessly argued with ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon.’ He had to admit that—while this whole argument between them was pointless—it was funny as fuck. Kim Dokja couldn’t believe he was arguing with a “fifteen-year-old“ boy over—he had actually forgotten what even started this by now.

Something about arguing without purpose made Kim Dokja feel at ease in some strange way, perhaps he was fitting into his role as a constellation. Days like these…Kim Dokja imagined that constellations experienced them almost every day, yet it was a strange novelty to him.

|Ki m Dok ja li k ed tha t he got to f it in w i th the oth ers|

Yes, he supposed that was the reason. The feeling he felt was belonging. Days where he acted like a constellation, days where he laughed, days where he guided his incarnation through the scenarios—he felt a sense of belonging in them.

Until he didn’t. Because, in truth, Kim Dokja knew he didn’t belong here in situations like these. He was not fit to be a constellation. He was a “reader” foremost before he was a “watcher.” While he was capable of deluding himself into feeling belonging, Kim Dokja knew that his place was not here.

Still, it was fun to pretend.

When Kim Dokja finally turned away from his intensely focused argument with his fellow constellation, a few messages arrived through the chat log.

[Incarnation, ‘Yoo Joonghyuk,’ has occupied Myeongdong Station!]

[A station that has been occupied can't be taken from you unless the 'main base' or flag is taken away.]

[Currently Occupied: Chungmuro (Main Base), Myeongdong]

[The achievement points of the red flag are rising.]

[Incarnation ‘Yoo Joonghyuk’s,’ influence has expanded by taking over a new station.]

Kim Dokja sent a sponsorship of coins through the channel with a congratulatory message. He turned back to his argument with the Black Flame Dragon only to see his opponent had gotten distracted by a scene of bloodshed occurring at another station. Oh well.

Kim Dokja’s attention was changed again as he saw Yoo Joonghyuk receive a hidden scenario. 

 

[A hidden scenario has arrived!]

[The King's Road has begun!]

 

[Hidden Scenario – King's Road]

Category: Hidden

Difficulty: A

Clear Conditions: Take over a minimum of 10 stations within the time limit.

Time Limit: 10 days

Reward: The attribute of a 'king'.

Failure: If you can't take over a minimum of one station per day, you and your group members will all die.

 

Ah, it was this scenario. Kim Dokja remembered it for himself…somewhat clearly. He found that some of the memories from that time were missing from his mind—he realized that the 49% of him must have them. It was a shame, Kim Dokja would have liked to remember the events fully although he suspected he would start coming to blanks in his memories sooner or later.

Kim Dokja watched as Yoo Joonghyuk accepted the hidden scenario, his eyes calculating as he read over the conditions. He might be the 0th turn of Yoo Joonghyuk, but Kim Dokja couldn’t help but feel astonished for how similar he seemed to the turn he had journeyed with. Of course, they were the same person—but to see the cold calculating traits of the protagonist coming to life so early on into his story was something interesting. 

[The new king candidate has started to walk along his road!]

After Yoo Joonghyuk accepted the hidden scenario, he and the companions moved on to conquer the next station. They quickly initiated an attack on the closest station to them from there, Dongmyo station. 

It was there that the companions discovered the novelty of internet connection supported in the station by its representative, Han Donghoon. The boy gave over his flag without much of a fight and simply turned back to his computer.

 The young boy, more popularly known as the ‘Hermit King of Shadows’ and ‘Seventh King of Seoul’ later on, unblinkingly shifted through an endless stream of comments. Kim Dokja remembered the boy being helpful to him…although he couldn’t seem to remember exactly how. Another memory that 49% had.

|K im Dokj a fe lt a b it irri tated that he di dn’ t hav e all his memo ries|

Who wouldn’t be irritated with a bunch of blank spots in their mind?

Yoo Joonghyuk was moving at a good pace through the fourth scenario below. In only a few hours, he and the companions had overrun nearby stations and claimed their flagpoles. Kim Dokja checked the stations that the protagonist had occupied already.

[Currently Occupied: Chungmuro (Main Base), Myeongdong, Dongdaemun History and Culture Park, Dongdaemun, Dongmyo, Sindang Station, Cheonggu Station, Yaksu Station, Sinseol-dong Station ]

Damn, he really was proficient.

Only one more station would be needed for Yoo Joonghyuk to complete the hidden scenario.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ suggests that you go to ‘Anguk’ station.]

“Anguk?” Jung Heewon asked, “That should be near us in the northeast.”

Yoo Joonghyuk, who was raising his stats with coins, looked in that direction. “We’ll go there then. That station should be the last one we need.”

“Hey, Jihye!” Kim Namwoon called out, “What’s your count?”

“84!” Lee Jihye said smugly.

“Dammit, I only have 78,” Kim Namwoon groaned.

The two of them had started a competition of how many people of the opposing teams they could knock out. Loser had to pay 1,000 coins to the winner.

“Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi, do you have any spare materials I could use to repair my shield before we go? It got a bit worn over in the last battle,” Lee Hyunsung asked.

Yoo Joonghyuk wordlessly nodded over supplies and focused on upgrading a few of his sword’s abilities.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ asks how ‘Yoo Joonghyuk’ is doing.]

Yoo Joonghyuk looked up with a strange expression. “Why do you want to know?”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ asks you to answer the question.]

“I’m fine.”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ asks if your sword is performing well.]

“It’s fine.”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ asks if you have enough coins.]

“I’m good.”

Kim Namwoon made a disgusted face. “Your sponsor is acting like your mother.”

Lee Jihye, witnessing the incoming messages, couldn’t help but stifle a giggle.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ asks if any of you need anything.]

Jung Heewon and Lee Hyunsung were quick to politely shake their heads, while Lee Jihye immediately shouted, “Give me a cool sword!”

Kim Namwoon pushed her away from the message log. “Give me 100,000 coins and the best S-grade items you have.”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ is starting to think you want to rob him.]

Not missing a beat, Kim Namwoon replied, “Oh, absolutely.”

Lee Jihye hummed. “How do we rob a constellation though?”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ is speechless.]

[The constellation, ‘Maritime War God,’ apologizes for his incarnation.]

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ is egging on ‘Kim Namwoon’ and ‘Lee Jihye.’]

Yoo Joonghyuk grabbed the two away from the message log with a frown. “Stop getting distracted—we’re going to Anguk station now.”

The two reluctantly followed Yoo Joonghyuk away from the message boxes as the companions began to trek up the road to Anguk station. Yoo Joonghyuk stayed silent as they walked, unknowing whether he was in deep thought or just preferred to not speak—maybe both.

Eventually, the five of them came upon Anguk station. The station looked like it had seen better days, with half of the roof caved in and debris littering the ground. A group of about fifty people were gathered on the first floor, sitting in groups as they talked in hush voices.

Yoo Joonghyuk pushed his way through the crowd, earning a few grumbles from the people he pushed and announced in a loud voice. “If the representative of Anguk station gives over their flag peacefully, I won’t draw my sword.”

Kim Dokja sighed. The protagonist was cold and straight to the point as always, at least he was bothering to show some mercy this time. The people in the station all hushed, looking over in a certain direction.

In the corner, a young man sat on a bench, looking unbothered by the sudden stares of everyone. He stood up and brushed off his clothes, a smile playing on his lips.

“Station representative? I suppose that would be me…,” the man said, his tone light, “Pleasure to meet you, Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi. I’ve heard a lot about you these past couple of days. My name is Yun Sangmin.”

Yoo Joonghyuk kept his expression still. “Will you hand over your flag without a fight?”

Yun Sangmin held up his flag, which was a blue color, keeping the smile present on his face. “I have no desire to fight you. However, I won’t hand over my flag without some conditions.”

Kim Dokja, watching the situation, tapped his fingers together as he tried to think. This Sangmin guy, did he appear in the original novel or during Kim Dokja’s journey? He couldn’t seem to remember at all. Damned 49%. 

|c urs ing out th e 49% y ou won’ t do any thi ng|

Kim Dokja knew that, but it wouldn’t stop him from getting mad nonetheless.

“Do you want coins?” Yoo Joonghyuk asked, his patience wearing thin.

[The constellation, ‘Fool of Justice and Juries,’ has revealed themselves.]

[The constellation, ‘Fool of Justice and Juries,’ wants to play a game.]

“What my sponsor said,” Yun Sangmin replied, “I want to play a little game—well, not really a game. You see, while you’ve been building your reputation, I’ve also been building mine. You may have more stations under your control, but you took them by force. The stations under me willingly gave themselves over. With that said, I want to hold a formal election between the two of us. Let’s have a civil debate over who would be better to be on top.”

Kim Dokja was speechless, this guy—did he seriously just propose that everyone peacefully voted for who should be on top? There was no chance Yoo Joonghyuk would even consider this. This was the opposite of the protagonist’s style. There was no room for “peaceful” and “civil” in his books usually.

“I agree,” Yoo Joonghyuk said.

“What the-” Kim Dokja said rather loudly, forgetting no one could hear his objection.

Yun Sangmin clapped his hands together. “Perfect.”

[The constellation, ‘Fool of Justice and Juries,’ has issued a scenario!]

 

[Sub Scenario - Anguk 2024 Election has begun!]

Category: Sub

Difficulty: E

Clear Conditions: Have a debate with your rival over who is more deserving to be elected as the representative of Anguk station + all other stations in possession. 

Compensation: 1,000 coins, Anguk station, and all other stations under your rival.

Failure: Loser must hand over all their acquired stations to the winner.

* Election rules are as followed:

1. All people currently in Anguk station have the freedom to offer their opinion on each running individual and cast their personal vote Current number of attendees: 61). 
2. Constellations watching are allowed to offer opinions and cast their votes (Current number of constellations registered to vote: 98). 
3. Incarnations running for representative will be supported by their sponsor as they debate. The sponsors are not allowed to participate in voting.
4. No foul play will be tolerated.
5. No violence should occur.
6. Any rule breaker will be immediately excluded from the scenario.

 

“Sounds fair?” Yun Sangmin asked as Yoo Joonghyuk went over the scenario rules.

Kim Namwoon looked over the scenario with a scowl. “This scenario sounds like those presidential elections from the United States.”

“You’re right,” Lee Jihye added, “We aren’t on the presidential level though.”

“It’s still serious. If this guy wins we have no idea what he’ll do.”

Jung Heewon approached Yoo Joonghyuk. “Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi, are you sure about this? No offense, but you don’t seem like much of a debater.”

Lee Hyunsung jumped in quickly, “Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi wouldn’t have accepted the scenario if he wasn’t confident.”

Jung Heewon looked at Yoo Joonghyuk expectantly.

Yoo Joonghyuk looked back blankly. “My sponsor will handle it.”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ says he won’t do all your talking.]

Yoo Joonghyuk gazed at the sky with a scowl.

[Why won’t you help me like before?], he spoke into the private communication channel.

[You can’t depend on me every time. I’m not saying I won’t back you up here, but I’m not doing all the work. It’s you who’s running for representative—it won’t be very convincing if I do all the talking.]

[Can’t you just tell me what to say like before?]

[Eh? Don’t you know how to debate?]

Yoo Joonghyuk stopped talking to his sponsor privately and turned back to Jung Heewon. “How do I debate?”

Jung Heewon gave him nothing but a forced smile while Kim Namwoon slapped his forehead in the back. Lee Hyunsung’s face froze in helplessness. 

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ feels sorry for you.]

You’re the one who won’t help me, Yoo Joonghyuk thought grumpily.

Yun Sangmin, who acted oblivious to everything, hopped onto a platform in the station. “Is everyone ready?”

“Master, let me offer you advice!” Lee Jihye said with fervor, “You need to appear charming and likable to the people. They should know how powerful you are according to the rumors, you just need to demonstrate that you’re a capable leader. Don’t be blunt or rude and communicate clearly with everyone. I learned all this from my leadership class, so it’s guaranteed to do good.”

Kim Namwoon barked a laugh. “Yoo Joonghyuk and communication? Pigs will fly before we see that. This guy only knows how to be blunt and say five words max. His special capability is pissing people off with minimal effort.”

Kim Dokja REALLY hated to agree with Kim Namwoon.

But the man was right. Yoo Joonghyuk and communication just didn’t go together.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ says he will try to help you as much as he can, but that ‘Yoo Joonghyuk’ needs to try his best.]

“I will,” Yoo Joonghyuk assured. No one believed him.

The companions had no more time to give Yoo Joonghyuk advice before the man had to step up onto the platform beside Yun Sangmin. Both men looked relaxed, Yun Sangmin more easygoing-relaxed while Yoo Joonghyuk’s face remained impassive as always.

[The debate is beginning!]

[Attendees are free to ask questions.]

[Voting will take place after all questions have been submitted.]

A middle-aged man stepped up first, a bit nervous, and asked the first question, “What can either of you do to guarantee our protection?”

Without missing the chance, Yun Sangmin immediately answered, “Protection of everyone in my group is a priority. I often clear small sub scenarios to gather supplies and have made a system for gathering food and other materials among the people so we are all proficient and look after one another. Plus, my sponsor is well off and often provides extra coins to me so I can look after everyone. With our hard work so far, my group has managed to get by with barely any casualties and is continuing to grow in strength and efficiency with each day.”

“Holy shit, he’s good,” Lee Jihye blurted.

Kim Dokja stifled a groan. Yoo Joonghyuk had been an idiot to accept this scenario—of course his opponent would be some professional debater. The protagonist stood no chance.

[The constellation, ‘Fool of Justice and Juries,’ agrees with their incarnation’s statement.]

[The constellation, ‘Fool of Justice and Juries,’ has sponsored 100 coins to each attendee.]

Hey, wasn’t this bribery?

Yoo Joonghyuk cleared his throat. “I haven’t suffered any casualties yet nor any losses. Anyone who joins my group will be well protected and adorned with materials we pick up from scenarios. My sponsor is well off too, and has often provided me and the others with what we need.”

The people began to murmur along themselves, discussing the options presented.

“However,” Yoo Joonghyuk continued, “I will only take people who won’t hold us back and will have a benefit for the group.”

Kim Dokja smacked his head. That damn sunfish was actually doing decent…until he wasn’t.

Yun Sangmin had an almost smug look on his face, as if he saw this coming. The damn guy, he must have been planning to play Yoo Joonghyuk from the start—and now the sunfish bastard had nowhere to go but forward.

[Yoo Joonghyuk], Kim Dokja hurriedly spoke to him privately, [Don’t say anymore stuff like that. That you’ll only take the people that’s the best for your group. You won’t get any votes that way.]

[Am I supposed to lie then?]

[Yes.]

[…]

[Look, I know it sounds bad, but just pay everyone you won’t take with you afterwards and then move on forward. You’ll at least take some of the people here won’t you, not all of them are half-bad.]

[…]

[You aren’t taking a single person from this group, are you? You only want the station.]

[Yes.]

[Damn bastard, how am I supposed to help you when you’re like this?]

The debate continued from there, with Yun Sangmin completely wiping the floor. Not only did the man answer every question asked by the attendees to their satisfaction, but he also asked Yoo Joonghyuk questions that unknowingly put him in a bad spot. The guy was just too good at his game.

Yun Sangmin’s sponsor also made comments and donations throughout the scenario, supporting everything their incarnation said with enthusiasm. Kim Dokja tried to speak and back Yoo Joonghyuk up too, but with how the man spoke he made it increasingly harder for Kim Dokja to agree with him on anything.

Besides, Kim Dokja was trying to wrack his memories for who the ‘Fool of Justice and Juries’ could possibly be. He hoped this memory wasn’t with his avatar, he seriously needed it right now. If Kim Dokja could just dig up a bit of information on this constellation or their incarnation then perhaps he could find a way…

A light bulb went off in Kim Dokja’s head—the character list.

[Exclusive skill, ‘Character List,’ has activated!]

 

[Character Summary]

Name: Yun Sangmin

Age: 26

Sponsor: ‘Fool of Justice and Juries’

Exclusive Attributes: Twister of Laws (Rare), Fake Jury (Rare)

Exclusive Skills: Lie Detection Lv. 3, Poker Face Lv. 1, Smooth-talking Lvl. 7, Illusionary Lv. 5, Pretending Lv. 4, Master of Judges Lv. 1

Overall Stats: Physique Lv. 20, Strength Lv. 18, Agility Lv. 28, Magic Power Lv. 28

Overall Evaluation: A former law student known for his silver tongue. Well practiced in public speaking. Has an interest in social psychology.

 

Damn, just who was this guy? The current Yoo Joonghyuk would stand no chance if he tried to debate him right now. Yoo Joonghyuk’s strengths were fighting and relentless power, not talking. Kim Dokja needed to find Yun Sangmin’s weakness fast, or Yoo Joonghyuk was done for.

[Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint stage 2 has activated!]

Kim Dokja focused on Yun Sangmin, delving past the man’s poker face and into his mind.

[…This is going better than I thought.]

[So far I’m wiping the floor with this guy—I’m surprised I got him to agree to this, smarts must not be his thing.]

[…]

[Jeez, does he not have any communication skills whatsoever?]

Kim Dokja should really be defending Yoo Joonghyuk here, but everything that was being stated was the unfortunate truth.

[This is all too entertaining…I’m playing them all like fools.]

What now?

[I thought my facade would have cracked by now, but to think that all these people actually believe in me…a bunch of poor souls.]

This Yun Sangmin guy…was he really just a faker doing this all for his own amusement? What type of psychopath—

[Yoo Joonghyuk], Kim Dokja spoke into the private channel, [I have a plan to win against Yun Sangmin.]

[Say it now.]

[Not even a thank you?]

[…]

[Fine, whatever. Yun Sangmin is faking everything right now. This whole thing is for his own amusement. You need to just find a way to reveal his true self. Ask for his goals in the future with all his companions, or find something deep to ask that will crack his mask.]

[This is a terrible plan.]

[If you have anything better in mind, by all means go ahead.]

[…]

[Thought so.]

Yun Sangmin had just finished valiantly describing the different measures he would undergo to ensure safety throughout the future scenarios, flashing a charming smile to everyone in the audience.

[The majority of constellations watching are swayed by incarnation, ‘Yun Sangmin’s,’ words!]

Yoo Joonghyuk, once given the opening to speak, asked out of the blue, “I’m interested, what is your goal for when you surpass all the scenarios?”

Kim Dokja’s plan seemed to have worked, since Yun Sangmin’s smile cracked slightly, as if he wasn’t expecting this question. He had been asked something he didn’t have a prepared answer for.

“W-well, that’s a bit far in the future, wouldn’t you say, Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi? I haven’t thought that far yet, but I’m sure we’ll have plenty of time later to discuss that with everyone. After all, our focus should be dealing with all the fun scenarios first. The end zone of the game can come later.”

Perfect opening.

“Fun? The scenarios?” Yoo Joonghyuk asked, “In what way are the deaths of thousands of people fun? You speak of the apocalypse like a game, as if this is some joke to you.”

Yun Sangmin’s smile faltered even more as he replied, “Ah, please don’t take offense. I was simply trying to be optimistic and use a metaphor. It’s not that hard to see the scenarios as a game, as a big joke; after all, it’s really like a fantasy has come to life. Life is less boring this way, wouldn’t you say?”

Good, he was getting nervous and rambling as a result.

People in the crowd began to grow uncomfortable with Yun Sangmin’s lighthearted view of the scenarios, especially after the audience had lost so many people close to them. For the man above them to speak so relaxed about the current state of the world was off putting.

Yoo Joonghyuk turned to the crowd below. “Don’t listen to him. It’s clear he doesn’t take the scenarios seriously. I see the situation for what it is and I have plans to persevere through the apocalypse and return to the world as it used to be. I will cut down the people who use our suffering for entertainment. Do you really want a leader who acts no different than the constellations watching us for their amusement?”

Critical hit.

Like a tide, a new perspective dawned on the attendees. People began to murmur among themselves with hushed voices, eyes glancing between the two representatives.

Yun Sangmin, his grin straining on his face, asked, “Does anyone else have questions?”

People in the crowd shook their heads and the constellations made no move to ask anything either.

[The voting session will now commence!]

[All registered voters have one vote to cast.]

Options:

1. Yun Sangmin
2. Yoo Joonghyuk 

The voices of the crowd hushed down into a few whispers as people began to cast their vote.

[Constellations are casting their votes!]

[Voting will conclude in five minutes!]

Kim Dokja began to tap his fingers together nervously as the last votes were cast in. In the worst case scenario, he planned to use ‘Overwrite’ and skew the votes in Yoo Joonghyuk’s favor if things didn’t turn out well. It might be immoral, but Kim Dokja was set on doing whatever it took to ensure Yoo Joonghyuk’s smooth route in the scenarios.

[Votes are loading!]

[Final votes are being displayed!]

 

[Votes for Yun Sangmin: 77]

[Votes for Yoo Joonghyuk: 82]

 

No fucking way, Kim Dokja thought, no fucking way Yoo Joonghyuk actually won.

Sure, Yoo Joonghyuk had landed a final hit on his opponent that revealed his true character, but before that he had revealed his own cold character to everyone. Everyone’s choices ended up being the cold-blooded protagonist or the faker-for-amusement weirdo. It seemed that people had their priorities straight though. 

[The constellation, ‘Fool of Justice and Juries,’ feels a bit embarrassed.]

Yun Sangmin looked like he had woken up from a vivid nightmare as he looked over to Yoo Joonghyuk. “Ah, fair game I suppose. Congratulations, Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi.”

Yoo Joonghyuk didn’t say anything in response except for a small nod in Yun Sangmin’s direction. 

Lee Jihye cheered from the crowd below while Jung Heewon and Lee Hyunsung clapped their hands. Kim Namwoon looked almost disappointed that Yoo Joonghyuk won, as if he was looking forward to seeing the man lose to something for once.

[Sub Scenario - Anguk 2024 Election has been cleared!]

[1,000 coins have been sponsored as reward compensation.]

[The winner now has rights to claim Anguk and all other relevant stations.]

Yoo Joonghyuk beelined for the Anguk station flagpole and stuck his flag in without hesitation. Yun Sangmin watched him claim the station with a broken look, still processing the fact that he had lost the debate he was sure to win. Kim Dokja wanted to laugh at the pitiful look on the man’s face—that’s what he got for trying to swindle the protagonist out of all his progress. Such things would not happen on Kim Dokja’s watch.

[You have occupied Anguk Station.]

[Currently Occupied: Chungmuro (Main Base), Myeongdong, Dongdaemun History and Culture Park, Dongdaemun, Dongmyo, Sindang Station, Cheonggu Station, Yaksu Station, Sinseol-dong Station, Anguk Station]

Yoo Joonghyuk’s flag, which had faded from white to red to brown with each station he claimed fluttered with the new station added to its list of achievements.

[The achievement points of the brown flag are rising.]

[You have occupied 10 stations!]

 

[The hidden scenario – 'King's Road' has been achieved.]

[Depending on the path you walk, you will receive a new 'king' attribute].

1. King of the Bloody Sword

2. King of Solitude and Taste

3. Supreme King

 

Kim Dokja’s eyes sparkled when he saw the familiar attribute of the protagonist. The name that no incarnation and constellation failed to hear of. 

Kim Dokja didn’t even have to tell Yoo Joonghyuk which attribute to pick as the protagonist’s finger instantly pressed ‘Supreme King’ as if it called to him.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ voices his approval of your attribute choice.]

[100 coins have been sponsored.]

[The constellation, ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire,’ thinks your progress in this scenario has been exciting.]

[200 coins have been sponsored.]

[Many constellations have enjoyed your story so far!]

[1,000 coins have been sponsored.]

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ insists that the only supreme one is him.]

[The constellation, ‘Prisoner of the Golden Headband,’ is starting to think ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon’ knocked his head somewhere.]

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ scoffs at your assumption.]

Yoo Joonghyuk gathered with his companions down below after a minute, Lee Jihye gushing about how cool the debate was. Jung Heewon congratulated Yoo Joonghyuk on his improved social skills.

“The fourth scenario will be coming to a close now, right?” Lee Hyunsung asked.

“It should,” Yoo Joonghyuk replied, “We need to start preparing for whatever the fifth scenario will be.”

Kim Namwoon eyed Yun Sangmin, who was busy looking over something in the system in a corner. “Should we do anything about that guy?”

“Eh? Do you really think he’ll try anything after Master beat him?” Lee Jihye wondered.

Yoo Joonghyuk shook his head. “I’m not going to bother with him. If he becomes a nuisance in the future, I’ll get rid of him then.”

Kim Dokja thought to himself that keeping Yun Sangmin alive wasn’t such a bad idea. The strange guy could maybe prove useful later if the companions ever ran into him again. The next main scenario was the ‘War of Kings’ in Gwanghwamun, so having a trickster like Yun Sangmin out of the picture was a good idea.

Kim Dokja racked his brains on information about the fifth scenario. He remembered bits and pieces such as ‘The Tyrant King’ and a few others…and that was it. Kim Dokja’s brain felt like it was fried at the moment, tired from all the events that had occurred in this scenario. He knew he needed to rest, take a breather for a moment.

|stu pid Kim Dok ja w ear ing him self out|

Kim Dokja sighed at the Fourth Wall and sent one final message through the system before closing the stream.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ says he is proud of incarnation, ‘Yoo Joonghyuk.’]

Yes, Kim Dokja was proud of his protagonist.

His protagonist had succeeded against the odds against him yet again. He was moving on with his companions to the next scenario now. They were talking and laughing and smiling (some more than others).

Kim Dokja closed his eyes—deciding to take a small nap—with content.

His companions were happy.

Kim Dokja was happy.

Notes:

Adding a random side character was kinda fun tbh since I got to just make up a random constellation and an incarnation with skills and attributes. Might bring Yun Sangmin back later on to fill in plot devices that need a side character, but it’ll depend.

The chapter was pretty fun to write, although a bit tedious at points, but overall worth getting through it. Even though I was tempted to skip the fourth scenario bc I find it on the annoying side to write, I’m keeping true to my word and writing through every main scenario in the novel. :)

If anyone has advice on things to add to this chapter or future ones, feel free to leave them in comments! I’ll probably go back and edit a few things for this chapter if I have time.

Until then, see you all next week!

Chapter 10: “Not much could have happened,” Kim Dokja said. “Think again,” said everyone else.

Summary:

Yoo Joonghyuk is actually an independent person 🤯

(He’s having sponsor withdrawals)

Notes:

I’m not dead I swear. There wasn’t any update last weekend cause I got burnt out and ended up only getting halfway done with the the chapter. Then with school it got pushed back to this weekend. It’s good I took longer to write it, because I got a lot of good ideas throughout the week :)

Anyways, enjoy everyone

Yoo Joonghyuk and the companions—after the third scenario came to an official close—gathered themselves to head to Gwanghwamun, where they heard the fourth scenario would begin. Most of the civilians from the stations Yoo Joonghyuk had conquered followed him back to their main base in Chungmuro. Now, over a couple hundred people had assembled at the station for the time being. 

Yoo Joonghyuk double checked his equipment one last time before giving orders to Gong Pildu.

“Gong Pildu, stay here and watch over Chungmuro station.”

Gong Pildu grumbled, “Fine, whatever. With how much you leave me here you might as well make me a king of the station in itself.”

Yoo Joonghyuk ignored him and signaled to the rest of the companions that it was time to head out. He was prepared to be on guard going forward from here, as Yoo Joonghyuk had heard rumors of other kings from the civilians that traveled back with him.

Someone called the “Tyrant King” who was told to have a tight grip over everyone under him. Then there were also kings from Yeongdeungpo, Yongsan, and Seongdong-gu that had been briefly mentioned.

Yoo Joonghyuk had no idea how many kings there were, especially considering the size of Seoul. He also had no idea how strong some of them could be, or how prepared the others were. What if going to Gwanghwamun was a mistake? What if they were outmatched? What if-

Yoo Joonghyuk steeled himself from making any more assumptions. Instead, he turned to the private channel between him and his sponsor.

[Hey, do you know what we can expect in Gwanghwamun?]

Yoo Joonghyuk received no response.

Was his sponsor busy with work again? Last time that happened the ‘Demon King of Salvation’ was only gone for a couple days, so he should be back soon. Yoo Joonghyuk felt a bit frustrated at his sponsor’s absence, thinking he should start making the being give a warning for when he decides to disappear.

Yoo Joonghyuk typed in a final message before closing the channel. [We’re heading to Gwanghwamun for the fourth scenario. Come find us when you return.]

The last time he heard from his sponsor had been the election, which was three days ago at this point. He would be back at any time, surely.

Yoo Joonghyuk continued to walk forward, the noise of his companions’ idle chatter calming him. In truth, he felt almost out of place with them. Anyone would assume that he would be closer with the four people he risked his life with. Yet, Yoo Joonghyuk always felt a sense of estrangement. As if he didn’t belong with them. He felt like having human connection like that…was something out of reach for him.

He had never been at communication, that much was apparent even to himself. He could be commanding and he could be a straightforward leader, but when it came down to idle conversation Yoo Joonghyuk found himself clamming up. He felt as if he had nothing to say, that he couldn’t say anything at all.

Why, he had always asked himself, why can’t I just form a simple connection with someone?

Even speaking clearly to his sister was troubling some days. It made Yoo Joonghyuk feel pitiful, so he preferred to not speak at all. His voice would only make it awkward. He had the feeling no one wanted his opinion anyways.

I’m probably the worst person to have a conversation with. It explains why I never had friends. No one would want to…

No, there might be one. That person, the star who claimed they would be there for Yoo Joonghyuk no matter what. Whoever that person was, they would perhaps be the only one who cared to listen to him. He could never remember their voice clearly though…it faded away before he could piece it together…

If Yoo Joonghyuk wasn’t feeling frustrated before, he definitely felt it now.

“Uh, Master? Who is that approaching us?” Lee Jihye suddenly asked.

Yoo Joonghyuk looked up to where Lee Jihye was pointing and saw a crowd of over fifty walking up towards them. All of the people were well equipped and in a formation resembling something like a small army.

The crowd parted as a woman walked through, a smile on her lips.

“Well, what do we have here? A new king in the land?”

“Who are you?” Yoo Joonghyuk asked, his hand moving to unclip his sword hilt.

The woman brushed a strand of hair from her face as she answered. “I am Min Jiwon, the King of Beauty.”

[The constellation, ‘Slumbering Lady of Fine Brocade,’ is revealing herself.]

Min Jiwon continued talking, “I’ve heard a few rumors about you. Yoo Joonghyuk, the Supreme King. A strong and blunt man with charming looks…and a unique personality.”

“Master, I think she just called you hot,” Lee Jihye cut in.

Yoo Joonghyuk fought back the urge to wack Lee Jihye and replied to Min Jiwon. “Unless you have business with me, get out of the way. I’m on my way to Gwanghwamun and have no time to chat.”

Min Jiwon simply laughed, “So they weren’t kidding when they said you were blunt. That’s fine. I actually have an offer for you.”

[A bounty scenario has occurred!]

 

[Bounty Scenario – Unification of the Three Kingdoms]

Category: Bounty

Difficulty: ???

Clear Conditions: The great people of Silla want the incarnation of Silla, 'Min Jiwon' to become king of the three regions. Help the incarnation 'Min Jiwon' and kill the kings who have the backgrounds of Later Baekje and Taebong. If this scenario succeeds, you will gain the favor of the constellation, ‘Slumbering Lady of Fine Brocade.’

Time Limit: 38 hours

Compensation: 2,000 coins.

Failure: —

 

The sponsor behind Min Jinwon was trying to use her incarnation to get back at some old foes….how ridiculous. Even more so the fact that Min Jiwon was trying to get him to become her subordinate for only 2,000 coins.

[The constellation, ’Prisoner of the Golden Headband,’ dislikes the sponsor of 'Min Jiwon'.]

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ is laughing at cheap compensation and calls it cheap money.]

[2,000 coins have been sponsored.]

[The constellation, ‘Slumbering Lady of Fine Brocade,’ is waiting for your response.]

Yoo Joonghyuk didn’t even have to think about it before answering with a cold, “No.”

There was no way Yoo Joonghyuk would become anyone’s underling for such a cheap price.

Yoo Joonghyuk waved to his companions to keep moving forward, ignoring the sputtering noises of Min Jiwon as her offer was declined.

“Wait!” Min Jiwon ran urgently and blocked Yoo Joonghyuk from walking away. “Don't you know the value of 2,000 coins?”

Yoo Joonghyuk wanted to let out a mocking laugh—2,000 coins was nothing for him.

Min Jiwon spoke with narrowed eyes. "Acting ignorant like this won’t get you far.”

“Ignorant?”

"The war between the three kingdoms will soon begin. I don't know who your sponsor is, but the small and medium groups in the area will be cleaned up in the coming battles. Honestly, I get you won’t accept the 2,000 coins, you might be able to get a better offer from someone else. But is it possible that you haven't figured it out yet? I am the King of Silla. The king who will soon unify the three kingdoms!”

Yoo Joonghyuk’s eye twitched in annoyance. He was not ignorant in any way, Min Jiwon was.

“It seems you are mistaken about something. This isn't the age of the Three Kingdoms.”

Min Jiwon’s face turned red as she suddenly began to spout utter bullshit, “You are the one who is mistaken about the era. The Republic of South Korea is over. Are you still waiting for rescue? A new era has opened. The beginning of this era will start with me, Min Jiwon.”

“You are an idiot,” Yoo Joonghyuk said with a harsh tone, “Whatever, you know. I’ll name my price at 20,000 coins.”

“Are you joking with me right now? 20,000 coins? I don't think you are worth that much…”

”No, I mean that I will buy ‘you’ for 20,000 coins.”

“Huh?”

“To be exact, you and all your troops.”

Her mouth dropped open in a daze before she barely regained her senses.

“Y-You don't have that many coins.”

Yoo Joonghyuk instantly opened his system window and showed Min Jiwon a balance of 20,000 coins.

“Hah, but you really wouldn’t waste all 20,000 coins on me, would you?”

“Who said I only had 20,000?”

Yoo Joonghyuk slowly raised the amount up till it reached its max.

[Coin Balance: 84, 780]

Min Jiwon’s jaw dropped slightly. “H-how do you have so much?”

The answer was easy, Yoo Joonghyuk received a lot of achievements and donations from constellations, more so his sponsor. He also had a contract with that one Dokkaebi that supplied him with stable income.

Yoo Joonghyuk side stepped around Min Jiwon and continued on his way, the companions shooting looks ranging from smugness to pity as they passed Min Jiwon.

Min Jiwon gathered herself before shouting at Yoo Joonghyuk as he left, “Everyone is gathering at the National Palace Museum…you, perhaps when I come across you again you’ll consider my offer again…”

“Hah, as if,” Kim Namwoon muttered, “That woman doesn’t know when to give up.”

Lee Hyunsung spoke up, “Ah, I heard people talking about a few rumors surrounding the National Palace Museum yesterday. Someone said that a crazy-strong sword was being held there.”

“Stronger than Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi’s current sword?” Jung Heewon asked.

Lee Hyunsung glanced at Yoo Joonghyuk’s sheathed sword. “…Ah, probably not. I mean, Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi’s current sword was given to him straight from his constellation sponsor. It’s definitely a top rank weapon.”

The five companions eventually arrived at the National Palace Museum, staying hidden behind trees as they observed the large building. The surrounding air was incredibly tense, even though there were no visible people it was easy to tell that different groups were scattered around waiting for the most opportune moment to strike.

[Huhu, this is really surprising. All the people are already gathered here.]

There were sudden sparks and a dokkaebi appeared out of thin air.

[Shouldn’t good children be awarded a prize?]

People began to emerge from the woods surrounding the museum as the dokkaebi spoke. A loud message notification sound rang out for everyone at that moment along with the sound of something starting to rise from the center of Gwanghwamun.

Brightness flashed across the entire area as a single throne covered with a golden light appeared before everyone.

At that moment, everyone gathered seemed to understand the goal this scenario would have. 

Only a single king could take that throne.

[The main scenario has been updated!]

[Main scenario # 4 – ‘The King's Qualifications’ has begun.]

 

[Main Scenario # 4 – The King's Qualifications]

Category: Main

Difficulty: A

Clear Conditions: Occupy the 'Absolute Throne' located at Gwanghwamun.

Time Limit: 8 hours.

Compensation: 10,000 coins

Failure: ―

* This scenario can only be challenged by those who have completed the hidden scenario ‘King's Road.’

* The absolute king has absolute commands over all the other kings.

* There are additional special clear conditions for this scenario.

 

[Ha, look at your confused faces. Please don't worry too much. This scenario will proceed slowly.] The dokkaebi jeered with a mocking tone. 

[As you have guessed, the fourth main scenario is about which king will sit on the throne. Of course, not every king can sit on that throne. Only a person who has proved their qualifications can sit there.]

The dokkaebi laughed to himself, as if he was telling some joke only he understood. 

[Then I will reveal the first qualification.]

 

[King’s Qualification]

1. [The owner of the throne should be braver than anyone else.]

–The Absolute Throne doesn’t  want a ‘'weak king.’ To challenge the throne, you must own at least a black flag.

(Additional qualifications will be released after a certain period of time.)

 

Yoo Joonghyuk looked down at the flag he held, which was brown in color after gaining ten stations. All other stations would be taken by now, so the only way to gain a darker colored flag would be to take the flags of over representatives. 

At this time, the rest of the warlords hiding in Gwanghwamun started to appear. Yoo Joonghyuk took note of how they were each armed with excellent self-defense equipment. The most prominent one was a man wearing a kilt in splendid colors. Yoo Joonghyuk had an idea of who he was. The Tyrant King. Someone to watch out for going out from here. 

“There’s probably a lot of good items inside the museum,” Jung Heewon said, “plus that sword.”

“We’ll look for relics,” Yoo Joonghyuk said, “but we’ll avoid the sword. All the others will be looking for it. We can’t afford to get into fights with them over it.”

With that said, Yoo Joonghyuk gathered everyone and they all moved to enter the museum. The halls inside were dim with the lack of electricity, the only source of light coming from the windows.

“Be on the lookout for relics,” Yoo Joonghyuk commanded, “Grab anything that looks useful.”

The companions made their way up the stairs of the museum, passing by various historical items. Along the way, Lee Hyunsung picked up a strange disk contraption from one of the hallways.

“It had a certain powerful aura to it,” he explained, “Who knows what it can do.”

Lee Jihye leaned over Lee Hyunsung’s side to look at the artifact. “It looks like some sort of astronomical device.”

Yoo Joonghyuk looked it over and gave Lee Hyunsung a nod. “We’ll keep it for now. Everyone, let's keep moving.”

Suddenly a voice echoed throughout the hallway, “Well, well, what do we have here?”

A man followed by a group of people armed with bows and swords appeared at the end of the hallway. The man had a devious look in his eyes and an ugly smirk on his face.

“Why would a king be wandering around here?”

The companions drew their weapons, swords and shields glinting in the sunlight that filtered through the window.

The men across from them drew their bows, aiming at the group of five. But, just before they could fire, a woman appeared from the other end of the hall.

“Chu Wangin,” Min Jiwon called out, “Your fight is with me, not them.”

Chu Wangin laughed. “So you’ve come at last, King of Beauty. I was hoping to get a chance to fight you.”

Min Jiwon’s army filed in behind her, drawing their own weapons. The tension between the two opposing groups was heavy, and Yoo Joonghyuk and companions were right in the middle of it.

Yoo Joonghyuk attempted to send a message to his sponsor.

[Hey, do you have any words of wisdom?]

[What’s with the silence?]

[You usually respond by now?]

[Demon King of Salvation?]

[Are you there?]

[Are you getting distracted with other things?]

[Having an incarnation is a responsibility you know?]

[Answer me.]

[Why won’t you answer?]

Yoo Joonghyuk had to restrain himself from sending a bunch of curses in the message channel, frustration making him grit his teeth.

“What’s wrong?” Jung Heewon asked.

“My sponsor won’t respond to my messages,” Yoo Joonghyuk replied as he sent a few more in the private channel.

“Maybe he got tired of you being so damn dependent on him,” Kim Namwoon snarked.

Yoo Joonghyuk shot him a deadly glare. “I am not dependent on him. He’s simply a good resource.”

No one saw Yoo Joonghyuk spam a few more messages before giving up.

Just as he was turning away from the channel system, the first arrow flew across the hallway. Then, all hell broke loose.

The five companions struggled to stay together as both sides rushed at each other with battle cries, weapons aiming for each other with furious vigor. Chu Wangin immediately activated his skills as he pulled his sword from his scabbard.

[All of the Hwarang of Silla are subjected to the effect of The Mundane World’s Five Commandments Lv. 2!]

Min Jiwon wasted no time and immediately fired back with her own. 

[The incarnation, ‘Min Jiwon,’ has activated Military Command Lv. 2!]

[The army has lost their sense of reason.]

[The skill activation is canceled.]

The King of Beauty cursed, quickly going on the defensive as the opposing side crushed in on her.

[The incarnation, ‘Chu Wangin,’ has used the stigma Baekje Kendo Lv. 3!]

[The constellation, ‘Hwarang Knows No Retreat,’ is in a hurry.]

[The constellation, ‘Last Hero of Hwangsanbeol,’ is happy.]

[The constellation, ‘Slumbering Lady of Fine Brocade,’ feels irritated.]

The constellations involved with the Three Kingdoms filled the systems with messages, cheering on their respective sides. Yoo Joonghyuk tuned out the repetitive ringing in favor of swinging his sword against Chu Wangin’s team, choosing to stand with Min Jiwon. His companions saw his movements and quickly followed suit to support him. They fell into a familiar setup with Jung Heewon clearing out enemies on the right while Kim Namwoon took the left. Lee Jihye covered his blind spots as Yoo Joonghyuk fought through the center, Lee Hyunsung in front of them all with his shield.

The five companions, although outnumbered by everyone else, managed to push their way through the enemy lines without much of an issue.

[The constellation, ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire,’ is cheering you on.]

[The constellation, ‘Prisoner of the Golden Headband,’ finds your battle formation enticing.]

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ is asking for more bloodshed.]

[5,000 coins have been sponsored.]

Yoo Joonghyuk pulled his sword out of a man and looked up to the messages streaming from the channel window.

“Do any of you know where the ‘Demon King of Salvation’ is?” he asked.

[The constellation, ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire,’ finds the comradeship between you two interesting.]

[The constellation, ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire,’ decides that she likes your relationship and finds it engaging.]

“That wasn’t my question,” Yoo Joonghyuk sighed with frustration.

[The constellation, ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire,’ says she’s never met your sponsor.]

[The constellation, ‘Prisoner of the Golden Headband,’ says that he hasn’t either.]

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ says that no one should worry about what happens to that annoying rat.]

Yoo Joonghyuk felt as if he was going to pop a blood vessel. “Do any of you know where I can find someone who has an inkling of where my sponsor is?”

The constellations all went silent. It was as if his sponsor was an enigma they couldn’t answer. No one seemed to know anything about him.

Was the ‘Demon King of Salvation’ some serious introvert or something?

No, with the way he acted through messages that couldn’t possibly be it.

Yoo Joonghyuk ruled out any possibility that the constellation was dead—he seemed too powerful and cunning to be taken out.

Perhaps he really was just caught up with other work. Maybe his sponsor had an important job on the side. Although, it was still unnerving how all the other constellations seemingly knew nothing about the star.

Yoo Joonghyuk was snapped out of his thoughts when he noticed the air in the hallway starting to shift. A unique static filled the building, making the hairs on Yoo Joonghyuk’s nape stand up. Goosebumps ran across his skin and he saw his companions shiver in the corner of his eye.

The opposing sides of Min Jiwon and Chu Wangin were too neck deep in their fight to notice the way the surrounding museum seemed to start melting, walls shifting into a different scene. The ceiling above them became a bright and cloudless sky. The once tiled floor was now a stretched out battlefield.

A notification had appeared next to Yoo Joonghyuk, ringing with an ominous sound.

[Stage Transformation has occurred!]

[Synchronization between sponsors and incarnations is exponentially increased!]

The battling incarnations seemed too absorbed in the bloodshed to notice the suddenly changed landscape, continuing to fight as if nothing had changed.

“What the fuck is this?” Kim Namwoon yelled, staring around himself with confusion.

Jung Heewon murmured, “This…this is like the theater dungeon.”

Having no time to offer his own comment, Yoo Joonghyuk simply yelled. “Don’t get distracted by the landscape change! Continue pushing forward!”

[The incarnation, ’Chu Wangin,’ has used the stigma Prepared to Fight to the Death for the Country Lv. 2!]

The air grew heavier with each stigma that was activated, screaming and shouting drowning out every other noise. The companions fought to keep their previous formation, having to go on the defensive against the new onslaught of killing intent.

[Eternal Faith of a Star’s special skill has been activated!]

[Your sword’s aura has been converted to cosmic!]

Yoo Joonghyuk’s sword shone with a heavenly light as he wielded it, making those who faced him snap out of their daze to look at the deadly weapon with fear.

[The influence of your sword has spawned a new skill!]

[Exclusive skill, ‘Reach for the Stars’ has been activated!]

[Cosmic energy has been greatly enhanced!]

[Your stats are being raised greatly!]

Yoo Joonghyuk focused all his energy on pushing forward, not letting anything hold him back. His companions stared in awe as one single man crushed all the enemies who faced him, not blinking in the face of bloodshed.

“That guy,” Jung Heewon whispered, “He’s…”

“Amazing,” Lee Jihye finished.

Kim Namwoon glanced at Lee Jihye from the corner of his eye and mumbled something to himself.

Lee Hyunsung looked as if he was in a trance as he watched the sword flash brilliant colors across the battlefield. Everyone seemed drawn to the sheer display of power that Yoo Joonghyuk demonstrated, as if he was born to fight. As if he was made to be the scenarios’ greatest weapon.

[Constellations find the battle very exciting!]

[5,600 coins have been sponsored.]

Jung Heewon laughed to herself. “That guy…he thinks he needs his sponsor right now—no, the only thing he needs is himself. He’s more independent and powerful than he knows. If only he could see himself right now.”

Lee Hyunsung agreed with her. “You’re right, Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi could have honestly not chosen a sponsor and still made it this far. He’s seriously amazing.”

Kim Namwoon made a fake gagging noise. “You all need to stop glazing Yoo Joonghyuk.”

Lee Jihye elbowed Kim Namwoon’s arm. “You just can’t see how amazing he looks right now! If I were Master’s sponsor I would be feeling so proud right now. No other incarnation is on his level!”

Kim Namwoon made another face. “Please, the last thing I need is that ‘constellation’ acting like Yoo Joonghyuk is the greatest existence on earth.”

 

…

 

Somewhere on a train in the middle of space.

Kim Dokja had just had the best nap of his life. Pure and uninterrupted sleep that restored his energy like nothing else before. It felt as if he had been freshly reborn.

Sure, the seats of the train car had felt a bit uncomfortable to lay on at first, but after a while you got used to them. Kim Dokja might have been deluding himself, but the subway car seats felt better than he remembered his own bed feeling. Of course, he didn’t really even remember what his bed used to feel like.

49% got the joy of having that one.

Kim Dokja got up from where he had been laying and stretched his arms and back, letting out a sigh as his bones popped. The demon king wings on his back even made a short appearance as he shook out the feathered limbs.

|we lcome bac k| The Fourth Wall greeted.

“Good morning. Or good evening. Whatever time it is,” Kim Dokja replied, “How long was I asleep for?”

|f ive day s|

Kim Dokja, if he had anything in his mouth, would have surely choked and died.

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIVE DAYS?!” he exclaimed, “HOW WAS I ASLEEP FOR SO LONG?”

|usi ng all th at proba bility ma kes you tir ed|

“Why didn’t you wake me up?” Kim Dokja asked with a panicked voice.

|you nee ded the sle ep|

Kim Dokja made an unintelligible noise, running a hand through his hair. “Five days…five damn days…that’s more of a coma than a nap…”

Kim Dokja looked up to the various screens playing scenes from Ways to Survive in a Ruined World, his eyes switching from panicked to calculating.

“Not much could have happened in five days, right?”

The Fourth Wall didn’t respond.

“The next scenario should have started, but I don’t think I would have missed anything important.”

Kim Dokja opened up the private message channel between him and Yoo Joonghyuk—and gawked.

[You have 49 new messages!]

[2 unread messages from 24+ hours ago.]

[You have 51 total messages.]

Kim Dokja opened the message log, fighting the temptation to bite his nails. The top of the most recent messages from today appeared on the screen, blinding Kim Dokja’s still waking eyes.

 

‘[Hey, do you have any words of wisdom?]

[What’s with the silence?]

[You usually respond by now?]

[Demon King of Salvation?]

[Are you there?]

[Are you getting distracted with other things?]

[Having an incarnation is a responsibility you know?]

[Answer me.]

[Why won’t you answer?]’

 

“I only disappeared for five days, come on!”

Kim Dokja debated wanting to throw himself out of the subway. Instead, he could only stare at the many messages his incarnation left him and mumble to himself.

“Oh shit.”

Notes:

I know I had said that I would try to keep an update every weekend schedule in previous notes, however, it’s the time of year that my final projects are already getting assigned and school is picking up pace. Plus, October-November burnout is hitting me hard :/

My mental health isn’t top notch so I often times don’t get stuff done such the chapter last weekend, so from now on the updates might vary. I just want to make it clear that I have no intention to ever abandon this fic at any point in time. I won’t stop writing it until it’s completed or I die (not to jinx myself there).

Now that that’s out of the way, I hope everyone had a good day/night/evening or whenever you’re reading this 🫶

Chapter 11: What’s the Magic Word

Summary:

Kim Dokja comes back from napping and helps Yoo Joonghyuk solve a war after the ‘magic word’ is spoken. :)

Notes:

Heya everyone, I’m back with a new chapter after it being delayed for a week because the wind took out my power and my schedule decided to give me a timed essay, crab dissection, graded discussion, and AP history test all on Wednesday. Then my AP English test last Friday which burnt me out for exactly a week. 🥲 I did pass all of them however but my damn history gave me a 49.98/50 on my test which pissed me off for another two days. It’s okay I still love her as my teacher and I let it slide. (I’m pretending its 50/50) Anyways I’m back with more of everyone’s favorite companions and constellations :))) Enjoy~

When Kim Dokja woke up from his borderline-coma-nap, he had hoped that he wouldn’t have missed much.

Turns out he missed a lot. A whole ass war, in fact.

Yes, said war had been recreated through the stage transformation and therefore wasn’t an actual war—but still, what the fuck.

Kim Dokja watched with wide eyes as Yoo Joonghyuk absolutely destroyed the forces of the constellation ‘Gyebaek’s’ incarnation, Chu Wangin, aka “The Last Hero of Hwangsanbeol.”

Didn’t he also fight this guy once? Well, Kim Dokja had fought a lot of people…he didn’t remember all of them.

Kim Dokja quickly typed a message into the channel and prayed that Yoo Joonghyuk wouldn’t be pissed that his sponsor had disappeared again without notice.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ asks what he missed.]

Yoo Joonghyuk looked up from his bloodbath, eyes narrowing at the sky. “You’re alive. Where did you go this time?”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ hesitantly admits that he had been taking a nap.]

“Are you kidding me?”

In the background, Kim Namwoon broke down in laughter. “HAHAHA! You were so worried that your sponsor had abandoned you when he was just sleeping—hahaha..”

Yoo Joonghyuk shot him a glare. “I was not worried, I was confused as to why he so suddenly disappeared.”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ promises he will give you notice next time.]

“Who even takes a nap for five days?” Lee Jihye asked, mostly to herself.

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ insists that the ‘Demon King of Salvation’ takes a longer nap next time.]

[The constellation, ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire,’ rebukes ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ saying that it would make ‘Yoo Joonghyuk’ sad.]

Yoo Joonghyuk made a face at the sky, as if he couldn’t believe what nonsense they were spouting. 

[The constellation, ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire,’ says she thinks that the camaraderie between incarnation, ‘Yoo Joonghyuk,’ and his sponsor should be cherished.]

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ is looking at the constellation, ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire,’ with a confused face.]

[The constellation, ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire,’ says that no one can deny that she has a point.]

Yoo Joonghyuk, who had gone back to fighting at this point, grumbled loudly. “If all you’re going to do is make meaningless chatter in the channel I’m going to turn my notifications off.”

“Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi!” Lee Hyunsung called, “Their numbers are growing! I think they called reinforcements!”

Yoo Joonghyuk’s expression hardened as he ordered the companions to get into a more defensive stance.

[You should use the disk Lee Hyunsung has.] The voice of the Demon King of Salvation chimed in Yoo Joonghyuk’s ear.

[What is it?] Yoo Joonghyuk asked.

[The disk is called the ‘Ganpyeongui.’ It’s useful during battles like these where synchronization between constellations and incarnations are increased. Basically, you use it to call upon a constellation and temporarily receive their power.]

[Show me how it works.]

Yoo Joonghyuk then called Lee Hyunsung over and grabbed the Ganpyeongui from him, following the list of instructions his sponsor gave him.

[The two discs are called the sky disc and the earth disc respectively. The top is the earth disk and the bottom is the sky disk.]

As Yoo Joonghyuk slowly turned the earth disk, the constellations engraved on the sky disk started to burn brightly.

[Ganpyeongui's special option, ‘Echo of the Stars,’ has been activated.]

[‘Echo of the Stars,’ allows you to ask for the help of a constellation.]

[The constellation can refuse your request and the number of times Ganpyeongui can be used is reduced when the constellation responds to the request.]

The voice of the Demon King of Salvation spoke again, [You should ask for help from the constellation ‘King Heungmu the Great.’ He plays an important role in the recreation of the war you’re fighting so his power will be extremely useful.]

[Alright, I’ll try calling on him.]

Yoo Joonghyuk input the correct coordinates according to his sponsor and called on ‘King Heungmu the Great.’ The disk began emitting a whirring noise and soon a notification appeared.

[The constellation ‘King Heungmu the Great,’ has responded to the summon and is asking what you wish.]

“Assist me and my companions in this battle,” Yoo Joonghyuk boldly said.

[The constellation ‘King Heungmu the Great,’ is startled by your straightforwardness.]

“Help us,” Yoo Joonghyuk asked, “A constellation like you can do that easily. It’s simple.”

[The constellation ‘King Heungmu the Great,’ finds your bluntness off-putting and argues that he doesn’t wish to get involved.]

“Wait-” Yoo Joonghyuk began, before another notification cut him off.

[The constellation ‘King Heungmu the Great,’ has declined your request.]

Of course, the one curse of Yoo Joonghyuk asking for help—he didn’t know how to say “please.”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ asks if you never learned what the ‘magic word’ was as a child.]

“Die.”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ says that is not the word.]

Yoo Joonghyuk huffed and turned back to the Ganpyeongui and dialed in some new coordinates.

[Incarnation, ‘Yoo Joonghyuk,’ has summoned for the constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation!’]

Kim Dokja looked at Yoo Joonghyuk with a look that screamed, ‘Seriously?!’

It was a shame Yoo Joonghyuk couldn’t see him.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ says that he doesn’t have any historical involvement in this war.]

“It doesn’t matter,” Yoo Joonghyuk insisted, “Assist us.”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ asks what the ‘magic word’ is?]

Yoo Joonghyuk gave the sky a blank stare as if to ask, ‘Are you fucking kidding me?’

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ says he’ll consider helping if you ask nicely.]

Yoo Joonghyuk grumbled something under his breath—most likely an insult that would send anyone mortal to their grave.

“We’re in the middle of a war and you want me to ask you nicely?”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ says it’s important to have manners.]

“Is it mannerful to disappear for five days without a word?”

…

[The constellation, ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire,’ chides that fighting between couples is bad.]

Yoo Joonghyuk’s glare turned to stone. “We are NOT a couple.”

[The constellation, ‘Prisoner of the Golden Headband,’ coughs and says you act like an old-married-couple.]

“I’m going to kill all of you.”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ says he’s still waiting to hear the ‘magic word.’]

“I’m going to kill you first.”

A moment passed as Yoo Joonghyuk seemed to debate his existence and the meaning of life before he mumbled a curse and reluctantly spoke aloud.

“Demon King of Salvation, will you help us in the battle? Please.”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ agrees with enthusiasm.]

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ is barfing in a corner.]

The Ganpyeongui let out a chime as the disks whirred around.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ has responded to your summon!]

A sudden sensation overcame Yoo Joonghyuk, as if a cold wave was washing over him. The coldness gripped the depths of him and something ghosted through his body almost like he was being possessed by some ghostly form. Then, a warm power bubbled from his chest and spread to each of Yoo Joonghyuk’s limbs—pulsing with strength.

[Is it alright?] The voice of Yoo Joonghyuk’s spoke in his head. It sounded like the one he always heard in the private message channel, except with clearer quality.

[It’s fine.] Yoo Joonghyuk spoke back.

[Most constellations would seize this chance to just control your body and fight, but I trust your fighting capabilities so I’ll just enhance your strength.]

[Got it.] Yoo Joonghyuk stated. [I’ll end this all quickly.]

Yoo Joonghyuk sent his new plethora of power into his sword as he charged forward again, surging with unstoppable force. The companions fell in behind with new confidence, the mood of the air noticeably changing around them.

Chu Wangin’s army immediately grew fearful at the sight of the companions lunging forward with newfound strength. A few men even chose to drop their weapon and retreat, fearing death.

Chu Wangin sputtered at the sudden turning of the battle’s tides, backing away in terror as Yoo Joonghyuk came for his throat.

Min Jiwon’s forces fell in behind the companions with a roar, pushing to win the battle with determined eyes. 

Out of curiosity, Kim Dokja used ‘Character List’ on Min Jiwon to refresh his memory.

 

[Character Summary]

Name: Min Jiwon

Age: 26 years old

Sponsor: Slumbering Lady of Fine Brocade

Exclusive Attributes: Actor (Rare), King of Beauty (Hero)

Exclusive skills: Weapons Training Lv. 5, Military Command Lv. 2, Love Affair Demon Lv. 4, Skin Correction Lv. 1, A Thousand Faces Lv. 3, Acting Lv. 2…

Stigma: Heavenly Charm Lv. 4, Unique Heroine Lv. 3

Overall Stats: Physique Lv. 18, Strength Lv. 18, Agility Lv. 21, Magic Power Lv. 23.

Overall Evaluation: An incarnation with an excellent sponsor behind her. Her wonderful beauty will shine even more with the backing of her sponsor. Her army will only be loyal to her unless her beauty fades.”

 

Kim Dokja concluded that the King of Beauty hadn’t changed much from the one in his own universe as he closed the list. Min Jiwon was a good ally to have, it would be good if Yoo Joonghyuk could remain on her good side. It was possible as long as Yoo Joonghyuk didn’t do anything too Yoo Joonghyuk-ish.

Meanwhile, Yoo Joonghyuk was busy causing havoc and utilizing the enhanced state of ‘Pro Gamer’ on top of Kim Dokja’s help. Compared to everyone else on the battlefield, he was unbeatable.

Chu Wangin began to fall back as he saw there was no chance he could possibly win, calling for everyone to retreat on his side. Lee Jihye let out a cheer as the enemy retreated, exclaiming to Jung Heewon how her skills were unmatched.

“Ha,” Kim Namwoon scoffed, “Those fools were all mediocre.”

Lee Jihye raised an eyebrow. “Yet I took down twenty-one and you only got nineteen. Therefore I won again! Haha, hand over your coins.”

Kim Namwoon cursed, “I’m just going easy on you! I just have extra coins to spare so I don’t care if you win!”

Yet Kim Namwoon made a pained face as he transferred over coins to Lee Jihye’s smug face.

Jung Heewon shook her head. “Kids.”

[Stage Transformation has ended.]

[You have experienced the Battle of Hwangsanbeol.]

[1,000 coins have been earned as experience compensation.]

[A few constellations congratulate you on your accomplishment!]

[The constellation, ‘Prisoner of the Golden Headband,’ believes that you have good potential.]

[The constellation, ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire,’ claps her hands excitedly.]

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ expresses he is proud of you all.]

Hyunsung spoke, “Honestly it’s nice to have people congratulating us. It’s a morale boost for me personally.”

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ insists the battle and bloodshed ended too soon.]

Yoo Joonghyuk huffed. “It was certainly enough battle for me today. Is everyone free of injuries? If so, we should get moving again.”

“Jeez,” Kim Namwoon scowled, “Can’t even get a moment to catch our breath?”

“We don’t have much time to spare. There’s no telling what’s around the corner,” Yoo Joonghyuk argued and began to walk down the hall.

Jung Heewon sighed. “Once his bathed in glory battle-self fades away he immediately goes back to dark and brooding.”

Lee Hyunsung tried to come to Yoo Joonghyuk’s defense. “I mean, that’s just how Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi is. Some guys are just more serious.”

Kim Namwoon coughed. “You mean emotionally constipated.”

[The constellation, ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire,’ thinks that incarnation, ‘Yoo Joonghyuk,’ just might need help expressing his feelings.]

“I would rather see another apocalypse than help him with feelings of all things,” Kim Namwoon said with a disgusted face. “Get someone else to do that.”

[The constellation, ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire,’ is looking at the constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation.’]

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ whistles and looks the other way.]

Lee Jihye hummed to herself. “I guess even the greatest warriors have flaws.”

“Uh, guys,” Lee Hyunsung interrupted, “We might want to get going or else we’ll lose Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi.”

The companions put a close on their chatter and hurried to follow after Yoo Joonghyuk before he left them behind. They all agreed they would work on the daunting lack of emotional and social intelligence of their companion later.

Once the companions caught up to Yoo Joonghyuk, the five went around to look for more artifacts that could be useful while snatching up flags of other kings. After a few hours passed, Yoo Joonghyuk received a notification.

[Your brown flag has absorbed the cumulative achievements of the brown flag.]

[Your brown flag has evolved into a purple flag.]

[You are able to use the perks of the purple flag.]

Yoo Joonghyuk gazed at the messages with approval, glad he was making progress and continued on with his companions deeper into the museum. He had learned from one of the past kings he had taken a flag from that all the other kings—including the Tyrant King—had gathered in the deep recess of the museum.

As Yoo Joonghyuk got closer to the gathering area, he received another message along with everyone else.

[A new hidden scenario has arrived!]

 

[Hidden Scenario – Artifact Trials]

Category: Hidden

Difficulty: F ~ A+

Clear Conditions: Clear the right ’artifact dungeon’ with the proper personnel.

Time Limit: None

Compensation: 500 ~ 5,000 coins

Failure: Death

 

“I feel like they throw out these hidden scenarios like candy,” Lee Jihye commented.

“Everyone be prepared,” Yoo Joonghyuk said, gripping the hilt of his sword. “This is only the beginning of what’s to come.”

Notes:

I hope you guys enjoyed 😊 I’m hoping to get the next update out over my Thanksgiving break where school won’t have the chance to fuck me over and burn me out like a match covered in gasoline.

Until then, I hope everyone stays safe and healthy. ❤️

Chapter 12: Yoo Joonghyuk gets a Medical Degree in Murdering

Summary:

Hidden scenario shenanigans

Notes:

I blame everything on the ao3 author curse

Anyways enjoy <333 I appreciate the patience

Yoo Joonghyuk and the companions observed the new scenario details that were revealed before them.

 

[Please select the type of dungeon you want to enter.]

 

* Single player dungeon – Nagak

* Three person dungeon – Acupuncture Copper Man

* Five person dungeon – Dongui Bogam 

* Seven person dungeon – Dragon Jar

 

Yoo Joonghyuk observed the dungeon options with scrutiny, attempting to guess what each one might hold and whether it was worth the risk. Counting himself, Lee Jihye, Kim Namwoon, Jung Heewon, and Lee Hyunsung—there were five of them altogether.

It would make sense to choose the five person dungeon then. Dongui Bogam…Yoo Joonghyuk thought over the title to see if he could have any clue about what lay inside. From what he remembered Dongui Bogam was one of the classics of Oriental medicine, compiled by a Korean royal physician. How he knew this exactly…he was certain he overheard a medical student gushing about the book on the subway one day.

Yoo Joonghyuk sighed, “I will choose the five person dungeon, the Dongui Bogam.”

Kim Namwoon huffed. “What type of dungeon is that?”

“I think it's a book…” Jung Heewon guessed. 

“It doesn’t matter what it is,” Yoo Joonghyuk stated, “Just be ready for what it throws at us.”

Lee Jihye clasped her hands together in a mock prayer. “Pleaseeee don’t be another Theater Dungeon.”

Kim Namwoon laughed mockingly. “With these scenarios, no way.”

[You have entered the five person dungeon!]

As soon as the companions entered the dungeon, their surroundings changed to become a medical examination room. White walls surrounded them in a square with a medical table in the center.

 

[The scenario rules have arrived!]

[To clear the dungeon the participants must help three patients find a cure for their ailments using Oriental techniques.]

 

Jung Heewon looked around at everyone. “Is anyone here a doctor?”

Lee Hyunsung shook his head. “Uh..no, I was always too squeamish to be a doctor.”

Suddenly, a door at the other end of the room opened and a gaunt looking man walked in. His face and eyes were drawn in, his limbs long and lanky. He gazed at the five other people in the room without emotion, his hands shaking as he reached out.

“Cure me…please,” he hoarsely whispered.

Kim Namwoon made a face before Jung Heewon smacked his arm.

Yoo Joonghyuk stepped forward reluctantly. “Can you tell me what the issue is?”

Kim Namwoon’s previous face came back. “Are we seriously playing doctor?”

“To clear this scenario—yes.”

Yoo Joonghyuk gestured for the man to sit on the medical table, watching with cold eyes as the poor guy sat there shivering.

The sick man coughed and then spoke, “I feel like I’m dying…”

Kim Namwoon cut in, “You probably are.”

He let out an “ow” as Jung Heewon smacked him again.

Meanwhile, Yoo Joonghyuk tried to think of what Oriental techniques included. He remembered Yoo Mia watching ASMR videos on YouTube a while back…the people in those videos had used acupuncture, massage, and herbal remedies to help their patients.

So, in a moment of brilliant intelligence, Yoo Joonghyuk grabbed a bunch of herbal leaves from a nearby jar and stuffed them under the guy’s nose.

The room fell to immediate silence.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ asks what the hell you’re doing.]

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ approves the idea of getting the patient high on herbal drugs.]

[Many constellations are confused by your actions!]

The sick man sneezed, his nose becoming red from the onslaught of herbs that had been practically shoved up his nostrils. Was it really ethical to suffocate your patient with herbs?!

Yet, to the surprise of probably everyone in the known universe, the man rubbed his nose and then smiled brightly. He then jumped up from the table and did a cartwheel, whooping in joy.

“I’M HEALED!”

The companions’ jaws dropped (save Yoo Joonghyuk who just had a mildly raised eyebrow). 

The man did a dance as he walked out the door, leaving as a notification rang out.

[Congratulations! You have cured a patient!]

Kim Dokja, watching the whole thing go down from where he floated in a corner, gawked. How was stuffing herbs under someone’s nose considered curing them? Was there some magic involved he was unaware of? Or was Yoo Joonghyuk secretly some master doctor with questionable techniques?

Lee Jihye looked at Yoo Joonghyuk deeply. “Master, were you perhaps a professional oriental doctor in another life?”

Yoo Joonghyuk offered her no response.

“The only medical degree he’d get would be in the art of murdering,” Kim Namwoon stated.

Lee Hyunsung looked confused. “But…murdering is quite the opposite of being a doctor?”

The conversation had no chance to continue before the door across the room opened again and a woman of quite beautiful stature walked. Everything would have been normal except for the fact that she was currently crying her eyes out.

“Wahhhhh,” the woman cried, sniffling as fat tears rolled down her cheeks. “I-I can’t do this.”

The woman came over and sat dejectedly on the table without a word, hiding her face in her arms.

Yoo Joonghyuk looked at a loss, his brows furrowing as he asked, “Miss, what is the issue?”

The woman let out a wail as she looked up at him. “It’s broken!”

“What is?”

“My heart!”

Yoo Joonghyuk deadpanned as Kim Namwoon cackled in a corner.

“I think you’re at the wrong place, miss…”

Lee Jihye patted the woman on the back. “It’s okay, Unni, we’ve all been there.”

Lee Jihye had a grave look on her face, as if remembering some war-like past event. Jung Heewon had a solemn expression, nodding knowingly.

[The constellation, ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire,’ says that a queen should never cry.]

The woman wiped her tear streaked face while Jung Heewon rubbed her shoulders in a massage-like way. “Queen never cry?”

Lee Jihye squeezed her shoulder in support. “Queen never cry.”

The woman repeated the phrase on her tongue. “Queen never cry…”

Then louder. “Queen never cry.”

Then she shouted it to the room. “Queen never cry!”

The woman stood up from the table, looking as if she had been reborn. Her eyes that once shed a thousand tears were now alight with determination. 

She smiled brightly at Jung Heewon and Lee Jihye. “Thanks sisters, I’m going to blow my ex off the planet now.”

Lee Jihye cheered. “You go girl!”

The woman pumped a fist to the air before leaving the room, saying once more, “Queen never cry.”

The three men in the room looked between each other in bewilderment, wondering what the hell they just witnessed.

In his invisible corner, Kim Dokja murmured to himself softly, “Queen never cry.”

He said it like a conviction, as if the three words held a meaning deeper than the current him could understand. As if the words were an enigmatic mystery capable of answering the greatest questions of the universe. ‘Queen never cry’—of course, that was the way that it should be.

|wh at the fu ck?|

Kim Dokja shook his head. “Only queens will understand.”

A minute passed after the woman left before the knob of the door began to turn again. The person coming in next would be the last patient that the companions had to deal with before they cleared the dungeon. Everyone held their breath as the door swung open and a person stepped in.

To everyone’s shock, it was someone they recognized.

The companions shouted in a rather comic unison, “Yun Sangmin?!”

Yun Sangmin swept into the room dramatically, waving to the companions. “It is me. I hope everyone didn’t miss me too much?”

Yoo Joonghyuk scowled. “I would have preferred to not see your face again.”

Yun Sangim fake pouted. “Ouch, and here I thought we would be friends after our riveting debate.”

Yoo Joonghyuk ignored him. “Sit on the table and tell me what issue you’re having.”

Yun Sangmin sighed to himself as he sat down on the table dramatically. He kicked up his legs like a child, gazing at Yoo Joonghyuk mischievously.

Lee Jihye nudged Yoo Joonghyuk. “Master, that look on his face…I don’t think he has anything good planned.”

Yoo Joonghyuk scowled at Yun Sangmin. “Alright, tell me—what’s the issue you’re facing.”

Leaning back on his hands, Yun Sangmin smirked. “It’s terrible, really. I’ve been sick for so long now and it's really hard to find a credible doctor in the scenarios…my thanks to Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi for stepping up.”

“Just get to the point.”

Yun Sangmin smiled like a Cheshire Cat before grabbing the edges of Yoo Joonghyuk’s coat and pulling him closer, he spoke with crazed eyes, “I’m a bit sick in my head, Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi~”

Everyone in the room gasped as the man boldly grabbed Yoo Joonghyuk. Kim Dokja felt like his mind was buffering for a good second.

First of all, that guy should have been immediately dead.

Second of all, how dare he think he could just do that to Yoo Joonghyuk.

Third of all, how dare he think he had the privilege to get up in Yoo Joonghyuk’s space—that was HIS privilege.

Luckily for him, Yoo Joonghyuk seemed to snap out of any temporary stupor quickly and threw Yun Sangmin across the room.

Yun Sangmin thudded against the wall, flopping to the ground like a pitiful rag doll before he got up with a laugh.

[Yung Sangmin has activated ‘Poker Face’ lv. 3!]

Wiping blood from the corner of his mouth, Yun Sangmin spoke, “You impress me, Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi. But I’m still waiting for you to cure me.”

Yoo Joonghyuk grabbed some of the acupuncture sticks from a shelf. “Oh, I’ll cure you.”

Yun Sangmin smiled precariously. “I don’t think I’ll be very cured by being stuck full of needles…”

Yoo Joonghyuk’s furious expression didn’t seem to hear him as he lunged across the room at Yun Sangmin. The man dodged at the last second, starting a game of chase as he ran around the room away from Yoo Joonghyuk.

Kim Namwoon doubled over laughing as Yun Sangmin ran like a headless chicken around the medical table, dodging the acupuncture needles that Yoo Joonghyuk threw at him.

In the corner, Kim Dokja couldn’t help but laugh as well. Internally he berated Yoo Joonghyuk for continually missing the foxy man that still had that damned mischievous smile on his face. How anyone managed to smile like a maniac while being chased by a murderous Yoo Joonghyuk was beyond him.

Finally, one of the acupuncture needles that Yoo Joonghyuk threw pierced Yun Sangmin’s shoulder, causing the man to pause. Yoo Joonghyuk stopped chasing him and watched closely to see what the man would do.

Yun Sangmin pulled the needle from his shoulder and inspected it before stuffing into his pocket. Then he smiled widely at Yoo Joonghyuk, still resembling a Cheshire Cat.

“Thanks for curing me, Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi,” Yun Sangmin chirped.

Then the man opened the door and disappeared like a fleeting wind.

Kim Dokja was tempted to abuse ‘Overwrite’ just to punch that guy.

That guy…he might be on Nirvana’s level…

KIm Dokja made a face.

Lee Hyunsung rubbed his head. “What just happened?”

“Beats me,” Lee Jihye shrugged. “I just know that Master almost killed that guy with some acupuncture needles.”

“See what I said about a medical degree in murdering?” Kim Namwoon said.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ says Yoo Joonghyuk should have hit him dead on.]

Kim Namwoon made an expression of throwing up. “Ugh, Yoo Joonghyuk…your constellation is jealous…”

Yoo Joonghyuk side eyed (side-glared) him. “You’re both ridiculous.”

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ insists that you never hang out with that guy again.]

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ says he disagrees and enjoys the chaos.]

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ adds that he also wants to see the ‘Demon King of Salvation’ suffer.]

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ is flipping the ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon’ off.]

[A small majority of constellations are groaning as those two fight again.]

Yoo Joonghyuk sighed as if he was a disappointed parent watching a bunch of children fight over the rights of a sandbox. Little did Yoo Joonghyuk know (since he never fought over a sandbox as a child) that sandbox fights were some of the bloodiest and brutal wars of anyone’s childhood.

Though perhaps it had been better that Yoo Joonghyuk was never introduced to war too early on. 

With all three patients having been more or less cured, the system reappeared.

[Congratulations! You have cured three patients!]

[You have cleared the five person dungeon!]

[You have received the achievement for first ones to clear the dungeon, ‘Dongui Bogam.’]

The scene of the medical room melted away back to the museum, the rewards for the dungeon being delivered to the companions.

Yoo Joonghyuk observed the rewards he obtained with mild interest.

[Four Sang Pyong Tong Bo coins are obtained as a basic reward.]

[The exclusive skill, ‘Hit a Pressure Point,’ has been acquired.]

Hit a Pressure Point? He supposed that wasn’t surprising after he nearly nailed a guy with an acupuncture needle. Besides, having another ability available in case he needed to subdue an enemy would be useful.

As the companions regained their bearings after completing the dungeon, a dokkaebi appeared in the air above them.

[Haha, is everyone doing well? From what I’ve seen, so many people are doing hidden scenarios…at this point are they even ‘hidden’ anymore?]

The dokkaebi smirked. [Oh ho ho—from what I’ve seen just now someone has already fulfilled the requirements for the first qualification. This is interesting…so very interesting.]

Kim Dokja knew what that meant. Someone had already obtained a black flag. Most likely one of the Seven Kings of Seoul.

The dokkaebi continued. [After a while, the requirements of the second qualification will be revealed.]

Knowing the Star System, “after a while” didn’t mean that long.

Yoo Joonghyuk then received an option prompt.

[Do you want to enter the hidden chapter, The Big Dipper, with your Sang Pyong Tong Bo coins?]

Yoo Joonghyuk agreed to the option.

[You have entered a hidden field using the Sang Pyong Tong Bo coins!]

Kim Dokja knew what was coming next.

Despite the companions joking about it earlier, Yoo Joonghyuk’s hypothetical medical degree in murdering would be more useful than they thought.

Before the surroundings of the companions changed once more, a last notification was heard.

[You have entered The Big Dipper chapter.]

Chapter 13: Vive la Révolution

Summary:

Getting our French Revolution on with this chapter

Notes:

First chapter of 2025! 🥳

I swear I’m not dead, it’s just research paper season.

There was a flurry of lights as the surroundings of Yoo Joonghyuk and his companions changed to become a white lobby with seven doors. Lee Jihye stumbled from the vertigo, bumping into Kim Namwoon as she rubbed her head.

“Ugh…they really need to stop doing that…”

Kim Namwoon steadied Lee Jihye with a scoff. “If you’re getting nauseous just from that then I suggest you don’t look down.”

Against her better judgment, Lee Jihye looked down.

Corpse upon corpse littered the ground—far more corpses than Yoo Joonghyuk had seen in the train car after the first scenario ended. There were so many bodies on the floor that it was almost hard to walk and the air smelled thickly of blood and rotting flesh.

Lee Jihye covered her mouth with a pale face. Even Jung Heewon and Lee Hyunsung looked extremely uncomfortable as they stood in the morgue-like room.

Yoo Joonghyuk nodded toward a group of people in one corner of the room using the corpses as a bonfire. “There’s people…”

Lee Jihye looked ready to barf. “Master…I’m not going over there…I think I’d die if I smelled burning flesh.”

[Constellation, ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire,’ suggests avoiding them to not become more fuel for their bonfire.]

Unfortunately, at the sound of the constellation’s notification, the crowd of half-dead people locked on the group of five, eyeing them like ravenous wolves. 

[Many of the constellations are annoyed by the pests.]

[A few constellations want you to take serious action.]

Yoo Joonghyuk sighed. “Everyone stay back here, I’ll take care of them quickly.”

In a blink, Yoo Joonghyuk shot forward and finished off the pitiful crowd of people around the bonfire. The people dropped like sorrowful flies, becoming a few more bodies to fill the room of corpses.

[You have earned 2,300 coins.]

[The item ‘Dongui Bogam – Various Diseases (Upper Half of the Body)’ has been acquired.]

Yoo Joonghyuk quickly gathered the spoils and returned to where his companions stood in the corner of the room. “Let’s find a way out of here. There’s no point in staying.”

Yet before the companions could begin to formulate any plans, the sound of clapping came from the other side of the room.

Yoo Joonghyuk raised his sword in the direction of the new group of people.

The man who clapped immediately raised his hands in peace. “Woah! I don’t want to fight. You have great skills—you just wiped out the Chungjeong group…those bastards…they’re one of the groups that lost their king.”

The man continued, “But you're a little late—the major kings have all entered the dungeon. They will be busy fighting now…the winner is almost decided. The last king who passed through here was incredibly fierce.”

“Who was it?” Yoo Joonghyuk asked.

“Do you know the Tyrant King?” The man asked, “He is currently the most powerful king in northern Seoul. Everyone believes the owner of the Absolute Throne will surely be the Tyrant King.”

Kim Dokja, who had been watching from another corner of the room, scoffed to himself. “As if.”

There was no way the Tyrant King stood a chance against Yoo Joonghyuk.

Yoo Joonghyuk stared blankly at the man, making him grow nervous. “Um…but besides that…I was hoping that you would consider allying with us. My king is quite capable, but he doesn’t really stand a chance against the Tyrant King by himself.”

Yoo Joonghyuk raised an eyebrow. “You want to take down the Tyrant King?”

The man nodded vigorously. “Think about it. What will happen if we can't stop him from holding the legendary sword? What if he gets the Absolute Throne and controls all the kings in Seoul? Don't you think that we should stop this no matter what? That’s why I'm making this suggestion. Our group will soon be acting against the Tyrant King. We have already talked with several other kings. I don't know what group you belong to but you won't lose anything by joining us. You just need to give us a spoonful.”

Lee Jihye finally had the courage to come out to where Yoo Joonghyuk stood. “It’s like a revolution right? One where we overthrow the corrupt king? Like the French, right?”

The man was a bit stunned for a second. “I suppose…yeah, like the French…if you’re serious about considering it, you can meet our king and discuss with him. It’s almost time for him to return to the waiting room… Oh, there he is.”

Suddenly, one of the seven doors opened and a one-eyed man with a brown club walked in. It was one of Seoul’s Seven Kings.

The man who had been talking to Yoo Joonghyuk bowed to the other man. “Your Majesty.”

Yoo Joonghyuk eyed the staff that the one-eyed man held. There was a large, blue jewel embedded in the top.

[Greedy Wolf Star], a private message chimed in Yoo Joonghyuk’s ear, [One of the rewards of the Big Dipper Chapter.]

[Are they important?] Yoo Joonghyuk queried.

[They raise overall stats by one level…they’re more useful all together. If you have all seven then you can summon the Four Yin Demonic Beheading Sword.]

Yoo Joonghyuk wanted to ask more from his sponsor before the one-eyed man interrupted by asking, “Who are these people?”

“These guys just entered the Big Dipper Chapter…I was hoping to get them to join us since they have some good skills.”

The one-eyed man intruded himself. “I am Cha Sangkyung.”

“Yoo Joonghyuk,” he simply greeted in return.

While the two kings shook hands, Kim Dokja floated a bit closer and used ‘Character List’ to observe the king.

[The exclusive skill, Character List is activated.]

 

[Character Summary]

Name: Cha Sangkyung

Age: 26 years old

Sponsor: One-eyed Maitreya

Exclusive Attributes: Pseudo Sect Founder (Hero), Maitreya King (Hero)

Exclusive Skills: Weapons Training Lv. 5, Mental Barrier Lv. 3, Eloquent Speech Lv. 3, Skillful Deception Lv. 3, False Prayer Lv. 1…

Stigma: Maitreya Promised Land Lv. 2, Law of Interest Lv. 2, Demonic Enemy Lv. 3

Overall Stats: Physique Lv. 28, Strength Lv. 26, Agility Lv. 28, Magic Power Lv. 25.

Overall Evaluation: No one can be free in front of his ‘eye’ that gives insight into everything. Be careful not to cough in front of him.

 

Well, the stats of this guy seemed similar to the ones Kim Dokja witnessed last time. So far there was nothing amiss.

Cha Sangkyung looked at Yoo Joonghyuk and asked, “I have a burden of seeing things. Can I look at you once?”

“Look at me?”

“Just to see if you are worth allying with.”

Yoo Joonghyuk reluctantly nodded.

[The incarnation, ‘Cha Sangkyung,’ has used ‘Law of Interest’ Lv. 2!]

Kim Dokja vaguely remembered that the stigma ‘Law of Interest’ was one of the interesting investigation techniques in Ways of Survival. It didn't reveal the attributes window of the opponent, but it was a skill that roughly gave information about the personality of the opponent…or something along those lines.

Kim Dokja’s memory on the subject was a bit foggy. He couldn’t even remember what he had been given when meeting Cha Sangkyung. 

[The incarnation, ‘Cha Sangkyung,’ has discovered that you are a demonic enemy that shouldn't be touched.]

Cha Sangkyung sputtered for a moment.

“Is there an issue?” Yoo Joonghyuk asked.

“No-no, nothing—um, if you were willing to join us—I-we, would all be grateful.”

Lee Jihye nodded. “Master, let's help them. This Tyrant King guy sounds like a real jerk.”

Kim Namwoon looked bored. “Enough talk—if we really are joining this revolution I want to get a move on.”

“Uh…I’ll go with whatever Yoo Joonghyuk-si decides,” Lee Hyunsung simply said, Jung Heewon nodding with him.

Yoo Joonghyuk paused for a second, waiting to see if the Demon King of Salvation had anything to say. However, the constellation was silent. Yoo Joonghyuk pursed his lips slightly. That guy…he had been more quiet lately.

No matter. As long as he didn’t take a nap without telling anyone.

Yoo Joonghyuk finally gave Cha Sangkyung an answer. “We’ll join your alliance against the Tyrant King.”

Lee Jihye let out a small cheer, “Vive la révolution!”

“Is that French?” Lee Hyunsung questioned.

Lee Jihye nodded ardently before tugging on Kim Namwoon’s arm. “C’mon, say it! Say it with me!”

Kim Namwoon scowled. “I am not saying that with you.”

Yet Lee Jihye wouldn’t let up, “Please, say it! Or someone else!”

Lee Hyunsung gave a half-hearted try. “Vive…la révolution?”

Lee Jihye shook her head. “More vigor! More passion! Mean what you say!”

“Vive la révolution,” Jung Heewon said with a determined voice.

“See, Unni gets how to do it,” Lee Jihye praised before turning back to Kim Namwoon with a smirk.

“I already said I’m not saying it—”

“I’ll give you 1000 coins if you do.”

Kim Namwoon’s eyes narrowed before he hesitantly coughed out, “Vive la révolution.”

Yoo Joonghyuk sighed in exasperation. “Don’t barter your coins for foolish reasons…even between yourselves.”

Cha Sangkyung gave a wry smile. “You certainly have an…interesting group of companions.”

Before Yoo Joonghyuk could reply, the doors of the lobby room opened one by one.

Cha Sangkyung’s assistant shouted, “The kings are coming!”

Yoo Joonghyuk looked at the different groups of people entering the room and asked Cha Sangkyung, “Are they all on the same side?”

The king replied, “Yes, they‘re all the kings who promised to cooperate with us. From left to right, there is the ‘Prudent King’ Yoon Kiyoung and the ‘Fighting King’ Kim Baekho. The last one who came out is the ‘Earth Dragon King’ Gu Daesung.”

Yoo Joonghyuk sized up the new kings, staying on guard despite being told that everyone was on the same side. It was never bad to be careful.

Gu Daesung came over to Cha Sangkyung. “You already came out?”

Cha Sangkyung leaned in and whispered the events he encountered while gesturing over to Yoo Joonghyuk and the companions. Meanwhile, one of the kings came to the center of the room to deliver a speech.

“Attention everyone! Our enemy, the Tyrant King, has entered the third door! The Tyrant King has already received two jewels from the Big Dipper and cowardly raided other innocent kings for rewards. Some of us here have already lost a king to him.”

The people began to murmur among themselves and Lee Jihye began to gain a spark in her eyes. “It really is just like the stories in my history class…we’re living a real revolution here!”

The one speaking continued, “The new Seoul shouldn't be handed over to such a person. If he gets the Four Yin Demonic Beheading Sword and takes the Absolute Throne, there will be endless grief and tragedy in our city!

Thus, the people have to fight! Get up now! We, as kings, will guide you. The future will be fine no matter which of us becomes the absolute king. We have to at least stop the worst king from having victory! This will be a struggle for a righteous way of living! Be strong! You will be like great fighters taking your first step into a new history!”

Unable to contain herself, Lee Jihye shouted out with uncontrollable passion, “Vive la révolution!”

The room went silent for a moment before another brave soul dared to shout as well.

“Vive la révolution!”

Then, as if some spiritual chorus overtook the lobby room, the people began chanting.

“Vive la révolution!”

“Vive la révolution!”

“Vive la révolution!”

“I can’t believe this,” Kim Namwoon muttered.

[The constellation, ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire,’ is yelling ‘Vive la révolution!’ loudly across the sky.]

[A few constellations are joining in on the chorus!]

Jung Heewon shook her head. “Vive la révolution.”

Yoo Joonghyuk had a blank look on his face throughout it all, although…some part of him deep, deep down inside wished to give in and chant with the ones he called companions. However, his conscience quickly buried that urge before he could even recognize it.

[The constellation, ‘Maritime War God,’ is expecting exciting things to happen.]

[The constellation, ‘Bald General of Justice,’ is watching the situation with sweaty hands.]

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ is paying close attention.]

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ yearns for bloodshed!]

 

A private message chimed in Yoo Joonghyuk’s ear.

[Aren’t you going to chant with everyone?]

Yoo Joonghyuk mentally scoffed. [Do you take me for a blood-thirsty revolutionary?]

[Well…]

[…]

[To be fair you have shed a fair amount of blood.]

[Revolutionary though?]

[No one else but someone with revolutionary efforts could have proceeded this far into the scenarios…especially given your lack of social skills.]

[You’re one to talk.]

His sponsor sounded mildly offended. [I beg your pardon, but I am quite well versed in social aspects.]

Yoo Joonghyuk could hear the lie in his words.

[I’ll believe it when I see it.]

The Demon King of Salvation had been stunned into silence. Yoo Joonghyuk smirked.

A cheer erupted as one of the kings yelled, “Depart!”

Hundreds of people entered through the third door, boisterously screaming, “Vive la révolution!”

The chants echoed throughout a vast tunnel as the crowd pushed through like a herd of untamed cattle. Shouts of revolution carried the spirits of each person, strengthening their hearts as they charged through the dark tunnel and into the unknown.

Eventually, everyone filed into a large room that was dimly lit. Yoo Joonghyuk immediately felt that something was amiss. He instantly grabbed the hilt of his sword as a shadowy presence fell over the entire room—a dark magic was in the air.

Suddenly, someone screamed and fell over bleeding. Panic immediately swept through the allied people.

A voice called out from the abyssal darkness, “Raise the palanquin.”

Yoo Joonghyuk shouted at the companions, “Everyone get back!”

The palanquin began to approach the alliance of people. Three rings of light mercilessly swept over the battlefront, killing dozens of people at once.

People stared with disbelief as their limbs disappeared and blood spurted. The dull thuds of limbs and bodies dropping to floor echoed gruesomely across the room as the battle lines instantly became bare of anyone alive.

“W-what…”

“What’s going on?” someone sobbed.

“Vive la révolution…?” one attempted to say before they were cut in half by a slice of light.

Lee Jihye, who had been the one to start the whole “Vive la révolution” ordeal, paled.

“Why does this always happen…” she muttered weakly.

Kim Namwoon looked at her with poorly-disguised pity. 

The Anti-Tyrant King revolution retreated, everyone shut their mouths like dead mice.

In the midst of the bloodbath, the Tyrant King walked out of the palanquin.

“What a shame…none of these kings are worthy…all useless.”

Kim Dokja recognized the Three Ring Loop in the Tyrant King’s hand, an item that released condensed magic power. The guy had only gotten that thing last time because of the prophets…yet he had it as well this time around. A vague sense of something inexplicable welled up inside Kim Dokja.

[The exclusive skill, ‘Character List’ is activated.]

 

[Character Summary]

Name: Jung Youngho

Age: 33 years old.

Sponsor: Great King Heoncheon Hongdo Gyungmun Wimu

Exclusive Attributes: Circus Member (Rare), Tyrant King (Hero)

Exclusive Skills: Grabbing Techniques Lv. 5, Sky Steps Lv. 3, Weapons Training Lv. 5.

Stigma: Palanquin Tank Lv. 5, Cheoyongmu Lv. 5, Tyranny Lv. 4

Overall Stats: Physique Lv. 30, Strength Lv. 28, Agility Lv. 28, Magic Power Lv. 34 (+2)

Overall Evaluation: The worst tyrant on the Korean Peninsula with a fair amount of disgruntled citizens. Small citizens dissatisfied with the social system won't ignore the opportunities he gives them.

• ‘Starter Pack’ is currently applied.
• A growth package is currently applied.
• The ‘New Scenarios’ package is currently applied.

 

The Tyrant King, Great King Heoncheon Hongdo Gyungmun Wimu. He was certainly a decent opponent for Yoo Joonghyuk right now. Especially with all those additional packages boosting him. However, Kim Dokja knew it wouldn’t be good for him to interfere now if he wanted Yoo Joonghyuk to have a chance later.

The Tyrant King smirked as he walked forward nonchalantly. “History isn’t scary…haha, it’s because from today I shall make a brand new history for Seoul.”

A tremendous magic power emerged from the Tyrant King as synchronization with his sponsor began to reach its limit.

Yoo Joonghyuk gripped his sword while activating his skills. Jung Heewon and Lee Jihye flanked his sides, drawing their own weapons. Lee Hyunsung brought out his shield with a steady look in his eyes.

Kim Namwoon yawned. “Finally…some damn action.”

The Tyrant King advanced forward with a maniacal laugh. The people in the way exploded from the level 30 magic power that flashed out from the Three Ring Loop.

Cha Sangkyung shouted out, “Don't back down!”

Gu Daesung joined in, “Everyone fight!”

Even Lee Jihye regained her previous courage, “Vive la révolution!”

The people began to shout once more, “Vive la révolution!”

Kim Namwoon cut down one of the Tyrant King’s men, wiping the blood from his face as he sighed. “Vive la révolution…”

Lee Jihye, who somehow managed to hear his addition, shot Kim Namwoon a bright smile.

Embarrassed, Kim Namwoon threw himself back into the fray of battle. He hoped that the blood of his enemies would mask the slight red of his cheeks.

Yoo Joonghyuk went straight for the Tyrant King with Eternal Faith, the blade crying out with sharp light as it tore towards the enemy.

All the other kings raised their synchronization with their sponsors to their maxes, putting their all into the battle.

Even the constellations began feeding into the mess, spamming the channel with messages. Yet one certain type of message took the channel by storm.

[The constellation, ‘Maritime War God,’ is shouting ‘Vive la révolution!’]

[The constellation, ‘Bald General of Justice,’ is shouting ‘Vive la révolution!’]

[The constellation, ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire,’ is shouting ‘Vive la révolution!’]

[The constellation, ‘Prisoner of the Golden Headband,’ is shouting ‘Vive la révolution!’]

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ is shouting ‘Vive la révolution!’]

Even he was shouting it out.

A small voice in the back of Yoo Joonghyuk’s head whispered, “Vive la révolution.”

No one in the world, even if they had been a mind-reader, would have been able to hear such a voice. All but one person.

That one person captured the fleeting statement spoken by Yoo Joonghyuk and smiled.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ is shouting ‘Vive la révolution!’ even louder.]

[The constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon,’ is shouting ‘Vive la révolution!’ louder than the ‘Demon King of Salvation.’]

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ scoffs.]

However, the Tyrant King wouldn’t let up and continued pushing back against the revolution with all his might. Yoo Joonghyuk, who had been distracted by the influx of messages, had his sword knocked out of his hands. He watched it slowly clatter across the floor, realizing his mistake too late.

The Tyrant King, seeing an opening, lunged forward.

Kim Dokja froze, panicking. His hand reached out, beginning to activate ‘Overwrite.’

Yet, before anything could happen, a loud crack was heard from the ceiling. Then, there was a sudden boom and crash of dust. Yoo Joonghyuk waved the smoky debris away with loud coughs, stumbling back. When the dust cleared, he—along with everyone else in the room—stared in shock.

A huge portion of the ceiling had fallen down…and squashed the Tyrant King like a fly!

Kim Dokja’s mouth hung agape. “Are you seeing what I’m seeing?”

The Fourth Wall calmly answered, |It was nt Over wri te th at di d this|

Even more absurd—the event had occurred naturally!

In all the regressions Kim Dokja had read, nothing like this had ever happened.

It couldn’t be…had his earlier actions somehow messed up the entire timeline to this point?!

Chapter 14: Reunion

Summary:

Stuff happens

Notes:

I’m not dead or abandoning this fic I swear 😭 My mental health is just shit. I enjoy writing this story when I have inspiration and I finally got some good (maybe good bc honestly idk) ideas for later chapters. Writer’s block is just a bitch. This story is fun to write and a nice break from my book manuscript that is 99% philosophy and trauma and 1% humor (And yeah I’ve been procrastinating on that too so I have no excuse other than shit mental health and lack of work ethic for not adding chapters to either of my projects) Anyway enough rambling I know I’m a shit updater but hey new chapter at last!! I hope you all enjoy ❤️

Kim Dokja stared in absolute shock as the Tyrant King was decimated on the spot by the fucking ceiling.

This wasn’t supposed to happen?!

| the acti ons yo u to ok previo usly  cau sed a diff erent ti me li ne to occ ur |

At the Fourth Wall’s statement Kim Dokja paused. “What now? You’re saying that my actions caused a whole different timeline to occur?”

| mo re th an ju st one but ye s |

Flabbergasted, Kim Dokja paled a bit more. “This won’t affect…everything right?”

| no ju st th is wor ld beca use you kee p fuc king aro und |

Kim Dokja made an offended noise. “Hey, my fucking around has made this world much better so far.”

The Fourth Wall didn’t reply, seemingly fed up with his bullshit. 

Sighing, Kim Dokja turned his attention back to whatever the hell was going on after the Tyrant King was one-shot out of the story with a single hit.

The entire crowd of people had paused in confusion and surprise, simply standing in disbelief. No one spoke a word as the dust settled, only a minor cough or two sounding.

“Vive la révolution…?” a hesitant voice spoke.

At that one person’s words the entire crowd started murmuring. A murmuring that quickly broke into a cheer and round of clapping.

Yoo Joonghyuk looked at the pile of rubble on the ground in bewilderment, rubbing his head.

Lee Jihye, putting away her sword, commented. “Well, that was rather anticlimactic.”

“I wanted to fight that guy’s sorry ass,” Kim Namwoon huffed, “Yet he just got taken out by the ceiling of all things.”

“Perhaps it was a blessing?” Lee Hyunsung offered, busy wiping dust off himself along with Jung Heewon.

Suddenly, the air above the people warped and a dokkabei appeared.

[Haha, everyone was fighting so well. I can see how desperate you all are….which is why I've brought good news. From now on, the second qualification test will begin!]

With a ding, the scenario window for everyone updated.

 

[King's Qualification]

 

1. [The owner of the throne should be braver than anyone else.]

–The Absolute Throne never wants a 'weak king'. To challenge the throne, you must own at least a black flag.

2. [He who dreams of the throne must desire it.]

–The number of 'kings' that can challenge the throne is decided. In order to gain the right to challenge it, you must remove the other kings around you.

 

With the newly updated scenario the people broke out in hushed whispers again, nervous eyes glancing up at the dokkabei.

Laughing, the dokkabei continued speaking.

[Please note that only five kings can complete the final qualification of the Absolute Throne. The remaining number is… let's see…]

[Number of kings remaining: 13.]

“Huh—fourteen are still out there?”

[For your reference, there are 11 kings currently inside the hidden dungeon.] The dokkabei smirked.

Suddenly the tab depicting the number of kings remaining changed.

[The number of remaining kings has been reduced.]

[Number of kings remaining: 12.]

It would have been rather unordinary if one king suddenly died but the tab changed again.

And again.

[Number of kings remaining: 11.]

[Number of kings remaining: 10.]

[Number of kings remaining: 9.]

The people started murmuring nervously, growing restless.

“Who the hell is going on a massacre?”

“How did the number just drop like that?”

A ping went off somewhere at that moment and the Big Dipper jewels that the kings held atop their staffs disappeared in a puff of mist.

[Skill, ‘Illusionary’ has timed out!]

The Prudent King and Fighting King who were exhausted by the battle barely had time to react as their jewels disappeared. Meanwhile the Maitreya King and Earth Dragon King began to shout.

“What the hell just happened to my jewel?”

“Who the fuck-?”

At that moment a dazzling magic power filled the room as a young man entered. In his grasp was the infamous Four Yin Demonic Beheading Sword. The man, who wore a villainous smile, wielded the sword to instantly cut through the battlefield. With a simple slash, he took out the unsuspecting Prudent King.

Shouts overtook the crowd of people as they attempted to attack the man only for him to sidestep and appear behind the Fighting King—stabbing him in the back.

[Number of kings remaining: 8.]

[Number of kings remaining: 7.]

The remaining kings stepped back, falling behind Yoo Joonghyuk who stood his ground with the companions.

Kim Namwoon narrowed his eyes. “Why is it this fucking guy again?”

For once Kim Dokja agreed with him, side-eying one of the people that was a new addition to the “I want to kick you in the balls for your stupidity” list.

Yun Sangmin.

Why the hell was he here again? The guy was no better than an annoying mosquito showing up when he wasn’t wanted.

| it’ s pro bably be ca u se some one ne eds to mov e the pl ot for ward | The Fourth Wall commented.

“Yeah well he can go do it elsewhere.”

Meanwhile, Yoo Joonghyuk stared down the mosquito. “Why are you here?”

Yun Sangmin twirled the sword in his hands. “Completing the qualifications.”

He answered the question as if were just a regular Tuesday before slashing an arc of magic straight at the Earth Dragon King who stood by Yoo Joonghyuk.

Not having any time to dodge, the Earth Dragon King took the full force of the attack. He was knocked to the ground, whole body limp.

[Number of kings remaining: 6.]

“You could say I’m doing you a favor.”

Yun Sangmin spoke those words before disappearing in a puff of smoke and reappearing by the Maitreya King, Cha Sangkyung. The king barely managed to block the attack at the last second, everyone too stunned to even move. Yoo Joonghyuk drew his sword, pointing the blade at the other.

“Stop this nonsense.”

Yun Sangmin sighed. “Don’t you see? I’m just trying to complete the scenario.”

With that he flicked a knife out of his side pocket and swiftly stabbed the another nearby king in the chest. With a gurgle, the king toppled to the ground at Yun Sangmin’s feet. Cha Sangkyung could only step back in horror, hoping to avoid being next.

[Number of kings remaining: 5.]

Holding up his hands, Yun Sangmin walked to the other side of the battlefield. “Alright, I’m finished. No need to look so angry.”

The people edged back behind Yoo Joonghyuk a bit more, murmuring with fear.

“Just who is that?”

“I heard…he used to be the representative of a station.”

“How is he a king now?”

“Beats me, he probably took someone else’s station.”

Yoo Joonghyuk stood on guard against Yun Sangmin, only pausing when Lee Jihye handed him something.

“Look, Master, it’s one of the flags from the kings.”

Yoo Joonghyuk took the flag from Lee Jihye, receiving a plethora of notifications as he did.

[You have won the flag of the ‘Hongik University’ group.]

[Your purple flag has absorbed the cumulative achievements of the black flag.]

[Your purple flag has evolved into a black flag.]

[You are able to use the perks of the black flag.]

[Congratulations! You have completed the first king’s qualification.]

Kim Dokja allowed himself to be distracted from Yun Sangmin for one moment as he applauded Yoo Joonghyuk’s achievement. The protagonist was still making progress despite the screwed up situation that Kim Dokja had created in this timeline.

At the same time, the tension between Yun Sangmin and the companions and leftovers of the other kings’ groups continued to grow. No one said anything as the blood of the four not so lucky kings seeped into the ground.

The dokkabei chose that moment to pop back up.

[Everyone, everyone, please calm down. It’s so tense in here, jeez. Now that there are only five kings remaining, the final qualifications can begin!]

[The ‘Last King’s Qualification’ has begun.]

[The qualified kings will move to the final testing place.]

The landscape suddenly began to changs around Yoo Joonghyuk, as if it was sucking him somewhere different. Yet for some reason, halfway through the change, a ding rang out.

[You aren't qualified to take part in the ’Last King’s Qualifications.’]

Yoo Joonghyuk looked at the notification window in frustration, wondering what the hell it was going about. Looking around, he and the rest of the companions had been transported to the center of Gwanghwamun. Yoo Joonghyuk was currently stuck in a barrier the size of a schoolyard. Beyond him was a massive throne, which he guessed was the scenario reward.

Yet why couldn’t he enter?

[Hahaha! Poor you! You were only looking at the big picture and missed something important!]

Yoo Joonghyuk looked up at the sound of the grating laughter and was met by the mocking face of the dokkabei. Yoo Joonghyuk was convinced that whatever this was had to be a joke until he received another message.

[You have failed to occupy the ‘target station’ of the fourth scenario.]

[You must first take the target station to be qualified for the ‘Last King's Qualifications.’]

[Your group's target station is Changsin Station.]

Shit…he had completely forgotten to complete that part of the scenario.

The dokkabei continued to giggle above him.

[The last qualifications can't be performed unless the previous phase was cleared properly. I couldn’t let you get away with cheating now, could I? You should have read the fine print, my friend.]

Yoo Joonghyuk grit his teeth, knuckles tightening on his blade. He debated whether he had a good enough chance to cut down the dokkabei right here and complete the scenario his own way. Fuck the scenario and their fine print rules.

Just as Yoo Joonghyuk really was about to take the gamble of taking on a dokkabei, a young girl’s voice called.

“Jeez, oppa, you’re becoming more forgetful these days. Are you getting old?”

Every muscle in Yoo Joonghyuk’s body seemed to freeze on the spot. Every pit of frustration fizzled away, leaving something different to spark in its place.

That voice.

He would never mistake that voice.

Yoo Joonghyuk whirled around as a familiar spark he thought he had lost lit up deep inside him.

There she was. Standing right there, walking toward him.

Yoo Mia. His sister. His family.

Yoo Joonghyuk felt like crying, waves of relief crashing through him. She was okay. Yoo Mia was alive. He had found her at last—or rather, she had found him. None of that mattered though. His sister was alive and well. As well as someone could get in the apocalypse.

Yoo Mia tilted her head to the side as she entered the barrier Yoo Joonghyuk was trapped in with his companions. “Oppa, you look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

Yoo Joonghyuk shook his head and dragged Yoo Mia into a hug, breathing a sigh of relief.

“Never mind, no way you’re my oppa—you’re way too affectionate.”

“Aw, Master, is this your sister? She’s so cute,” Lee Jihye cooed.

Lee Hyunsung offered a small wave. “Hello, I’m Lee Hyunsung.”

Jung Heewon and Kim Namwoon also paused to briefly introduce themselves before Yoo Mia turned back to Yoo Joonghyuk.

“No more being sappy. I have something for you.”

Yoo Joonghyuk paused all his thoughts about Yoo Mia being safe and alive to focus on her words. “…What do you have?”

Yoo Mia put her hand in her mouth which became abnormally large as a large stone emerged. Kim Dokja recognized it as Yoo Mia's exclusive skill, ‘Inventory.’ Once the stone was removed, Yoo Mia plopped it at Yoo Joonghyuk’s feet.

“The base of Changsin station.”

Of course, someone would only need the base of the station to occupy it. Yet…

Yoo Joonghyuk looked flabbergasted. “How did you know I needed it?”

“There were a lot of rumors going around on what king needed what base. I just so happened to hear about you. That’s also how I knew to find you here.”

Yoo Joonghyuk shook his head in disbelief. “I don’t know what to say…I- Thank you, Mia.”

Yoo Mia huffed. “Then don’t say anything, stop being mushy and complete the scenario.”

The Yoo siblings were really alike, Kim Dokja mused.

Yoo Joonghyuk nodded and stuck his flag pole into the base of Changsin station. As soon as he did, notifications rang out in front of him.

[You have occupied Changsin Station.]

[You have earned 2,000 coins as a reward for ‘Struggle for the Flag.’]

[Your group has occupied the target station.]

[Your body has moved to the battlefield of the ‘Last King’s Qualification.’]

Yoo Joonghyuk’s consciousness flickered again. A message popped up as the last king's qualification was added.

 

[King's Qualification]

 

1. [The owner of the throne should be braver than anyone else.]

–The Absolute Throne never wants a 'weak king'. To challenge the throne, you must own at least a black flag.

2. [He who dreams of the throne must desire it.]

–The number of 'kings' that can challenge the throne is decided. In order to gain the right to challenge it, you must remove the other kings around you.

3. [A single king stands alone without any help.]

–The king who can challenge the throne must be able to prove his strength was just his body.

 

Yoo Joonghyuk read through the qualification terms with a stern face. Realizing that the scenario he was going up against would be a solo effort. He wouldn’t have his companions at his side this time. Only himself to rely on.

[You can rely on me.] A private message was delivered as if sensing Yoo Joonghyuk’s thoughts.

He quickly sent one back. [Only if you aren’t stingy…or decide to take a nap.]

[That was ONE time.]

Despite himself, Yoo Joonghyuk let out a small chuckle. Even then he felt a bit nervous.

His sponsor responded again. [Don’t worry. Me, your companions, and your sister have faith in you. Just focus on what you have to do. This scenario has some limitations on sponsor intervention, but I’ll still be able to break past some to help if you need it.]

[Thanks.]

[Wow, someone actually learned words of gratitude for once. I’ve trained you well.]

[…Don’t push it.]

Yoo Joonghyuk closed the private message tab and focused as the battlefield came into view. He knew that his companions were cheering him on somewhere, his sister with him. And up in the sky he had the support of his sponsor. The least Yoo Joonghyuk could do was to not doubt himself and let them down. He would come out on top of this scenario even if he had to burn it to the ground. He didn’t choose the title, ‘Supreme King’ for no reason.

The final set of notifications flashed before his eyes.

[From now on, all kings can't receive the support of their sponsor.]

[From now on, the attack and defense of all items will be limited.]

[From now on, all skills, stigmas, and special item options will be sealed.]

[From now on, the total stats of all kings will change to 10/10/10/10/10.]

[The Last King’s Qualification will continue until one person is left.]

Yoo Joonghyuk took a deep breath. For all who had faith in him—he had to succeed.

 

Notes:

Yun Sangmin is now just a plot device for when I’m stuck rip.

Sorry if there’s any spelling mistakes I finished this chapter in the dead night and didn’t really edit it so I’ll probably go back later and double check. I hope everyone has a good day/night and rests easy 💫❤️

Chapter 15: Cue the Jeopardy Music

Summary:

*Jeopardy music begins playing ominously in the background*

Notes:

*Looks at my imaginary watch* Wow, it’s about time I updated this, isn’t it?

(I’m doing this instead of studying for finals haha…)

It was finally time—the Absolute Throne scenario had reached its climax. The floor of Gwanghwamun was a mess as the kings began to ready themselves to fight each other. Out of all the contestants, only four kings remained:

The King of Beauty, Min Jiwon.

The Maitreya King, Cha Sangkyung.

Supreme King, Yoo Joonghyuk.

And finally, a middle-aged man in the corner—the Neutral King.

Yun Sangmin, who was the supposed fifth king, was nowhere to be found. Kim Dokja hoped someone had kicked his ass into a ditch or something.

The Neutral King took one look at the other three kings and sent out a silent message.

[The Neutral King has abstained from fighting for the throne.]

That only left three kings. Kim Dokja wished he had some popcorn, but then remembered he could just manifest it with some coins if he really wanted to. So, popcorn bucket in hand, he focused in as the battle for the throne unfolded.

Yoo Joonghyuk immediately went for the Maitreya King first, rushing up to the other man. Maitreya King Cha Sangkyung's leg split apart the air in a powerful kick while Yoo Joonghyuk's attack struck Cha Sangkyung's abdomen. 

However, Cha Sangkyung wasn't as damaged as expected due to the fact that all stats had been changed to level ten. Because of this, all three kings would be on the same level.

As Yoo Joonghyuk fought one king, Min Jiwon lurked in the back, looking as though she felt out of place without anyone to specifically battle. It wasn’t as if she appeared excited to join in with the other two either.

Yet something unexpected began to happen.

Kim Dokja chuckled. So he had figured it out already. Yoo Joonghyuk really was smart.

Even if skills and stigmas couldn’t be used, Yoo Joonghyuk’s attacks continued to get faster and increase in power.

Min Jiwon looked shocked as she noticed Yoo Joonghyuk take the lead in the battle. “How the hell…?”

Yoo Joonghyuk had found the scenario’s loophole. Kim Dokja watched as messages began to float up around his incarnation.

[400 coins have been invested in physique.]

[400 coins have been invested in agility.]

[400 coins have been invested in strength.]

It was the one thing the scenario didn’t control—the use of coins.

Kim Dokja hummed. “How strong do you think Yoo Joonghyuk could get if I gave him a million coins?”

[do n’t even] The Fourth Wall replied instantly.

“Yeah, I don’t want to mess with things too much,” Kim Dokja concluded.

Meanwhile, the battle continued to pick up pace below.

[The constellation 'Slumbering Lady of Fine Brocade' questions the fairness of the scenario.]

The intermediate dokkaebi laughed.

[Haha, what is there to be concerned about? It’s only natural to be able to use coins…after all, it's the hard-earned work of these poor incarnations. Shouldn’t they have a chance to invest their money in something worthwhile?

[But don’t worry, the stats increased with the coins during this scenario will be reset once it’s over. So I should say that the contestants should be careful! Investing during this battle is nothing more than throwing away coins! Hahaha!]

Kim Dokja scoffed at the dokkabei’s antics. If anything, he could easily refund any coins Yoo Joonghyuk had to spend during this scenario.

[y ou wi ll nev er be at the su gar da ddy alle gat ions.]

“Shut up, I’m just looking out for my incarnation.”

Min Jiwon and Cha Sangkyung's expressions darkened once they heard the words of the intermediate dokkaebi. They likely didn't have many coins—leaving them at the mercy of Yoo Joonghyuk.

Yoo Joonghyuk continued to level up, pouring his coins into his stats to gain the upper hand on Cha Sangkyung.

[4,000 coins have been invested in strength.]

[Strength Lv. 10 -> Strength Lv. 20]

[5,000 coins have been invested in strength.]

[Strength Lv. 20 -> Strength Lv. 30]

[6,000 coins have been invested in strength.]

[11,000 coins have been invested in strength.]

[Strength Lv. 80 -> Strength Lv. 90]

[12,000 coins have been invested in strength.]

[Strength Lv. 90 -> Strength Lv. 100]

[72,000 coins have been consumed.]

[Your 'strength' has broken through the limits of a human.]

[The achievement has been processed! You are the first to achieve a three digit level in strength.]

[30,000 coins have been acquired as a reward.]

With his stats in strength leveled up, Yoo Joonghyuk threw a punch toward Cha Sangkyung. A loud boom sounded across the area as the king’s body flew through the air, landing far away. 

[The Maitreya King, Cha Sangkyung, is out of combat.]

Once Yoo Joonghyuk was sure he had dealt with one king, he turned to the other. Faced with Yoo Joonghyuk, Min Jiwon comically paled and raised both her hands in surrender.

“I’m going to abstain…”

[‘King of Beauty,’ Min Jiwon, has abstained from the battle.]

From four kings to three, now down to one.

A scenario message popped up in the air.

[Congratulations! You have passed all the tests of the Absolute Throne.]

The ward over the battlefield disappeared.

[The temporary stats added by the coins are reset.]

[All constraints on the kings have disappeared.]

[The constellation 'Prisoner of the Golden Headband' has his hair standing up from excessive carbonic acid.]

[The constellation 'Demon-like Judge of Fire' admires your patience.]

[4,500 coins have been sponsored.]

[The constellation ‘Demon King of Salvation' congratulates you.]

[10,000 coins have been sponsored.]

[The constellation 'Slumbering Lady of Fine Brocade' is regretful.]

[The constellation 'One-eyed Maitreya' has thrown away his eyepatch.]

[The constellation 'Founder of Hannamgun' feels a grudge towards you.]

Of course, the historical grade constellations were feeling disappointed. After all, since the other kings had lost they missed the chance to become narrative grade constellations.

[…Oh, well…a surprising winner has appeared.]

The intermediate dokkaebi didn’t even try to hide his dissatisfaction, obviously not wanting Yoo Joonghyuk to win. It looked like he had been betting on one of the underdogs.

[This simply won’t do!]

The dokkaebi shook his small head.

[A battle as short as this is so unsatisfying—so lacking. This isn’t what anyone wants to watch…no…I have a better idea to make up for it.]

Kim Dokja immediately began to get an uneasy feeling.

The intermediate dokkaebi laughed, almost sounding manic. [It’s time to spice things up a little! Why don’t we make this scenario a bit more engaging and offer a…redemption round.]

Yoo Joonghyuk put his hand on the hilt of his sword, ready to fight again if he needed to. Seeing his action, the dokkaebi chuckled. [No, no, it won’t be a fight this time. I’ll be making it a bit more fair…we’ll be playing a fun game that’s very popular with some constellations these days.]

 

[A new sub scenario has arrived!]

 

[Sub Scenario – Jeopardy]

Category: Sub

Difficulty: C

Clear Conditions: Win the jeopardy game by correctly answering clues in the format of a question: “What/who is ___?” The contestant who presses the buzzer before other contestants gets to answer first. The contestant who gains the most points will win.

Time Limit: Indefinite

Compensation: Victory over the Absolute Throne

Failure: ―

* Contestants are forbidden from getting help from constellations or sponsors. If outside help is received, the contestant will be disqualified.

 

Kim Dokja rubbed his eyes. Was he seeing this right? A jeopardy game? Seriously?

[The constellation 'Demon-like Judge of Fire' is kicking her feet in excitement.]

[The constellation 'Slumbering Lady of Fine Brocade' is feeling hopeful.]

[The constellation 'Abyssal Black Flame Dragon' wants to see how this unfolds.]

A holographic screen appeared in the air, showing three categories with four clues with the first row being for one hundred points and increasing by one hundred to four hundred points in the fourth row.

The categories for the clues were as follows: Scenarios, Constellations, and Random.

The four incarnations were transported behind podiums in front of the hologram, with a screen in front of the podium displaying their point value. On top of each podium was a red buzzer.

The intermediate dokkaebi clapped his hands and then snapped his fingers. [Cue the jeopardy music!]

The iconic music of a jeopardy game began to play from imaginary speakers.

The dokkaebi pointed to Yoo Joonghyuk. [As the technical winner of the previous debacle, you get to choose the first category and question.]

“Are we really doing this?” Yoo Joonghyuk asked tiredly.

[Of course we’re doing this! Listen, I need the money or else I won’t be able to afford rent this month. And if you haven’t heard the Star Stream’s economy is kind of shit right now…but enough of that! Choose a clue!]

“Fine…I’ll do constellations for three hundred points.”

[We’re off to a nice start!]

The dokkaebi flipped the clue over on the screen and stated the clue.

[This constellation ragequit on the claw machine and destroyed the entirety of the Star Stream’s arcade.]

All the contestants went silent. How the hell were they supposed to know who did that?

Yoo Joonghyuk looked deep in thought before he hit the buzzer on his podium.

[Oh? Do you know?] the dokkabei questioned.

Yoo Joonghyuk hesitated before saying, “Who is ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon’?”

[Oh my—You’re correct! What a lucky guess! Three hundred points to Yoo Joonghyuk!]

The three other contestants gawked at Yoo Joonghyuk.

Kim Dokja privately messaged the man. [How in the world did you know that?]

[Thinking about it…the only two constellations I could imagine going something like that would be you and that dragon. Yet, based on my understanding of you, instead of destroying everything you would find a way to scam what you wanted out of the situation. So that left the dragon as my choice.] Yoo Joonghyuk explained.

[…Should I feel complimented or offended?]

Once Yoo Joonghyuk’s points were added, the dokkaebi turned to Cha Sangkyung, who looked like he was half aware of his surroundings after being punched by Yoo Joonghyuk. Kim Dokja thought that it must have been the will of the scenario itself that the man was still conscious. After all, back when he had done this scenario and punched Yoo Joonghyuk with his invested strength, he had at least knocked the other out for two days straight.

[What category and point value do you choose?] the dokkabei asked.

Unable to speak (likely suffering from all his bones being broken) Cha Sangkyung pointed at one hundred points for Scenarios.

The dokkabei flipped the clue.

[This is the overarching foundation of the Star Stream.]

Min Jiwon immediately hit the buzzer, beating both Yoo Joonghyuk and the Neutral King. Cha Sangkyung looked like he was about to pass out.

“What are the Main Scenarios?”

[Correct! Nice answer!]

One hundred points was added to Min Jiwon’s podium. Then the dokkaebi asked what category and clue Min Jiwon wanted. She chose Random for two hundred points.

[Alright…this is the only noble gas whose name doesn’t end in the English letter ‘n.’]

Yoo Joonghyuk immediately hit the buzzer and answered, “Helium.”

[Well, well…looks like someone knows their chemistry and English.]

[Many constellations are invested in the game.]

[The constellation 'Demon-like Judge of Fire' is cheering you on!]

The two hundred points were added to Yoo Joonghyuk’s points, totaling to five hundred.

The Neutral King was asked next and he chose Random for one hundred points.

[This is the national animal of Scotland.]

Surprisingly, the Neutral King hit the buzzer almost as soon as he heard the question. “What is a unicorn?”

[Wow, who knew you would know that?]

The Neutral King looked sheepish. “I’m a bit of a geography and foreign culture nerd.”

With all four contestants having picked a clue, the dokkaebi went back to Yoo Joonghyuk. He picked Scenories for two hundred points.

[A scenario that is only activated under specific conditions.]

Yoo Joonghyuk didn’t think long before buzzing and answering, “What is a hidden scenario?”

[Correct. That puts you up to seven hundred points. Damn, you're good at this. Maybe I should have picked another game…]

Next, Cha Sangkyung pointed to Constellations for one hundred points.

[The constellation that is most likely to go bald before the final scenario.]

The contestants were silent again, the jeopardy music playing mockingly in the background. This time even Yoo Joonghyuk didn’t know what constellation the clue was talking about.

Kim Dokja laughed wryly. He knew the answer, yet he chose to abide by the rules and not help Yoo Joonghyuk. He would be fair…this time at least.

[No one knows? Well…going once…? Going twice…? Three times…? And sold—no one answered. The correct answer was the constellation, Prisoner of the Golden Headband.]

[The constellation 'Prisoner of the Golden Headband' feels offended by the question and ensures that his hairline is fine.]

[The constellation 'Demon King of Salvation' feels skeptical about that.]

Moving on, the dokkaebi asked Min Jiwon for her choice. She chose Random for three hundred points.

[This popular condiment was once sold as a medicinal cure for diarrhea.]

Kim Dokja snorted—who on earth made these questions?

The Neutral King hit the buzzer. “…What is mustard?”

[Sorry, but incorrect! Anyone else want to try?]

Min Jiwon hit the buzzer with some hesitation. “…What is ketchup?”

[Correct! Three hundred points for you.]

That meant Min Jiwon’s total was four hundred points

The Neutral King picked Constellations for four hundred points next, obviously trying to catch up.

[The top listener of the Star Stream’s official idol group last year.]

Silence hit for the third time, the jeopardy music seemingly becoming even louder to fill the gaps.

[Eh, no one knows again?]

The contestants shook their heads.

[Oh well, the answer was the Demon-like Judge of Fire.]

[The constellation 'Demon-like Judge of Fire' is boasting of her dedication to her biases.]

Moving on again, Yoo Joonghyuk picked Scenarios for three hundred points.

[The third piece of information listed in the scenario description.]

Easy. Yoo Joonghyuk hit the buzzer. “What is the difficulty rating?”

[Correct! That leads you up to a thousand points!]

Kim Dokja reminded himself to never play jeopardy against Yoo Joonghyuk. Of course the protagonist would leave everyone else in the dust.

Cha Sangkyung pointed to Scenarios for four hundred points next.

[This indicates that the reward/penalty can be negotiated with the dokkaebi in charge of the scenario.]

Min Jiwon narrowly beat Yoo Joonghyuk in hitting the buzzer, her hand slamming down aggressively. “What is ‘???’?”

[Correct! That brings you up to eight hundred points! You’re catching up to our leading contestant!]

A competitive blaze alighted in Min Jiwon’s gaze, her expression hardening.

Oh, Kim Dokja thought, she’s definitely locking in.

Min Jiwon chose the next clue to be Random for four hundred points. She was going for the kill, hoping to overtake Yoo Joonghyuk. Kim Dokja could see it in her eyes. The urge to crush her opponent and reign supreme over all. She wanted to win this jeopardy game—not for the throne—but for the validation of being the winner of jeopardy. For beating the Supreme King. She wanted to be able to die knowing that she bested the best, that she cooked and served where everyone thought she would have sold. It was terrifying. But Kim Dokja admired it a bit. Not everyone had the nerves to go up against Yoo Joonghyuk.

[The next clue is…cos2 (x) + sin2 (x) = (eix + e-ix )2 /4 + sin2 (x) = (e2ix + e-2ix )/4 + e2ln(sin(x)) + ½]

Everyone’s faces paled. The intermediate dokkaebi chuckled. [I’ll be nice and give everyone a scrap of paper.]

Each contestant was given a scrap of paper to do their work on. The Neutral King looked at his paper and shook his head in defeat. Cha Sangkyung began to cry, his tears of despair wetting the paper in splotches. Kim Dokja didn’t blame him, if he saw a math problem like that he would cry too.

Meanwhile, Yoo Joonghyuk and Min Jiwon were madly scribbling on their papers. Minutes passed, people watching in the crowds beginning to sweat in anticipation. Kim Dokja began to go through his popcorn even faster.

Finally, Min Jiwon slammed the buzzer like she was trying to break the podium. Out of breath and wild-eyed, she spoke, “What is…one?”

The dokkabei’s jaw dropped. [No way you got that…]

Min Jiwon looked proud of herself. “Math class paid off after all this time. Finally, all those stupid lessons have become useful.”

Yoo Joonghyuk looked at his paper almost dejectedly. He had reached the same answer as Min Jiwon; however, he had been too slow. Min Jiwon looked at him smugly. Yoo Joonghyuk chose to ignore her.

[What a show! The contestant, Min Jiwon, has taken first place with twelve hundred points!”

[Now we come down to our last clue—]

The dokkaebi flipped the last clue over on the screen.

[A mysterious constellation no one seems to know the identity of.]

Min Jiwon paused to think. Cha Sangkyung was close to passing out on his podium while the Neutral King looked to have given up. Yoo Joonghyuk knew he had to think fast if he wanted to avoid being beaten.

A mysterious constellation…one that no one knew the identity of…

…Could it be?

Having no better answer, Yoo Joonghyuk hit the buzzer.

Everyone held their breath.

Yoo Joonghyuk spoke, “Who is the Demon King of Salvation?”

The dokkaebi cheered. [Correct! Two hundred points for you!…wait, that brings you to twelve hundred points…

Well, would you look at that? We have a tie!]

The dokkaebi whistled, turning to call over someone. From the crowd of spectators, Yun Sangmin walked forward languidly.

[Hey, I need one more question for the tie breaker.] the dokkaebi requested.

Of course it was that man who had made the questions for this game.

Yun Sungmin sighed with a smile. “Allow me to present my final question then…”

The man turned to look at the contestants…gazing at Yoo Joonghyuk specifically.

Then he spoke the last clue. “This is the number of main scenarios, including the final scenario.”

Min Jiwon bit her lip. Yoo Joonghyuk looked pensive.

Kim Dokja frowned. How would Yun Sangmin even know the answer to that question…unless the dokkaebi had told him. This wasn’t a question that any of the contestants would know.

Min Jiwon hit the buzzer. “What is fifty?”

“Nope!” Yun Sangmin said with a grin. 

Min Jiwon deflated like a balloon.

Kim Dokja reached to activate the private channel, wanting to tell Yoo Joonghyuk the answer. Even if it was breaking the rules, it was of utmost importance that Yoo Joonghyuk won the game here.

Yet before Kim Dokja could contact Yoo Joonghyuk, the man hit the buzzer. Kim Dokja’s heart stopped.

Yoo Joonghyuk cleared his throat before answering, “What is one hundred.”

Yun Sangmin’s smile widened as his eyes slightly darkened. “Correct! It looks like we have a winner!”

Kim Dokja was baffled. How did Yoo Joonghyuk manage to guess that number? Sure, the number of main scenarios wasn’t some weird number like sixty seven…but for Yoo Joonghyuk to guess one hundred after fifty had been wrong seemed risky. That and the fact that he had seemed so confident about the answer as well.

Not being able to hold back his curiosity, Kim Dokja messaged Yoo Joonghyuk. [How did you know that was the answer?]

Yoo Joonghyuk didn’t reply for a minute which worried Kim Dokja. Finally, a message came through.

[I didn’t really know…it’s weird…it was as if the answer was in the back of my mind. I don’t know where it came from though?]

Kim Dokja wracked his brain for what might have occurred for Yoo Joonghyuk to have known the answer. This was the 0th regression, Yoo Joonghyuk had no information on the scenarios besides what had been revealed to him. Kim Dokja had never told the man the number of main scenarios and neither had any other dokkaebi or constellation. How else could he have known? Dammit—was this one of the answers that his 49% avatar had the key to? Kim Dokja was tempted to undo the avatar skill everyday and get his damn memories back…unless…

[o h no]

“Shush, let me try something.”

Normally, Kim Dokja would never do something this risky. But seeing how abnormal the situation was, he didn’t have much choice. He needed to figure out how Yoo Joonghyuk knew information about the scenarios he had never told him. More importantly, he needed to find out how much he knew. If others besides Kim Dokja found out that Yoo Joonghyuk had information on the scenarios he wasn’t supposed to have, it could put Yoo Joonghyuk in serious danger.

[‘Overwrite’ has commenced!]

[You are overwriting your bookmarked skill ‘Avatar’!]

[Bookmarked skill ‘Avatar’ has been overwritten. The rewritten skill now allows the original consciousness to keep 100% of their memories and duplicate the desired memories onto the created avatar.]

[u sing ove r writ e in thi s way…ki m dok ja…]

Kim Dokja didn’t respond to the Fourth Wall.

[Would you like to withdraw and dupliacte 49% of your memories?]

Kim Dokja clicked confirm, feeling fuzzy as memories began to flood back into his mind. If the overwritten skill worked then his avatar’s memories would have been doubled and then those doubled memories would be transferred back to him. This way Kim Dokja would regain all of his memories without leaving his avatar as an amnesiac or removing them from existence.

Kim Dokja took a breath as his memories settled back into his mind. He has never realized how empty he had felt without 49% of his memories. Now that they were back…he never wanted to let go of them again.

If rewriting a skill like Avatar had consequences…well, that was Kim Dokja’s problem in the future. 

[yo u… ar e un bel ieva ble…]

Once Kim Dokja gained his bearings, he immediately surfed his mind for possible answers. But, to his incredible disappointment and frustration, he found nothing again.

Could there really be no explanation?

Perhaps it had just been Yoo Joonghyuk’s intuition that led him to the right answer…

At a loss, Kim Dokja turned his attention back to the scenario below. He promised himself that he would dig into it more later.

There were more important things to take care of as of now. Kim Dokja needed to make sure Yoo Joonghyuk smashed that Absolute Throne to bits.

Kim Dokja laughed. “This is going to piss off the dokkaebis so much.”

Notes:

See you all in a other year…maybe…maybe not…

Love all of you readers! Thanks for reading my silly fic despite me updating once every ice age! I hope everyone has a wonderful day/night! ✨

Chapter 16: It’s Just a Chair!

Summary:

Rip chair

Notes:

*trips and falls* Oh no! I dropped another chapter!

With the jeopardy game having come to its completion, the intermediate dokkaebi gazed at Yoo Joonghyuk with a sigh.

[Well…I guess it was meant to be since you won both rounds…]

[Incarnations of Seoul! Behold, today the new owner of the Absolute Throne was born!]

Yoo Joonghyuk looked at the golden throne, feeling a bit uneasy.

As if sensing his doubts, his sponsor messaged him just then.

[The Absolute Throne is a scam. You’d best destroy it.]

[Destroy it? Can I really do that to the center piece of a scenario?]

[Yeah, it's easy—just smash it to bits.]

Kim Dokja reminisced on how he destroyed all the green zones. It had made the dokkaebis really mad, but it had gotten the job done. Of course, if things went south and the intermediate dokkaebi here tried to kill Yoo Joonghyuk for smashing the chair Kim Dokja himself would step in. What mattered was making sure that no one sat on that scam of a chair.

[Alright go on now—sit on it.] the dokkabei urged. [The Absolute Throne allows you to have limitless power. You can control everyone here! No one will be able to stand against and they will all bow before you as king!]

The people all looked at Yoo Joonghyuk with envy after hearing the dokkaebi’s explanation.

[The constellation 'Slumbering Lady of Fine Brocade' is licking her lips.]

Yet Kim Dokja knew that this chair was nothing more than a means of temptation. After all, who wouldn’t be tempted by having omnipotent power? The people had no idea that sitting on the chair would mean the destruction of Seoul.

Yoo Joonghyuk took one look at the throne and stated, “No.”

[Huh?]

“I’m not sitting on it.”

The dokkaebi stuttered in his words. [Wait—Isn't it right to receive a reward like this for all your suffering? How many times have you almost died trying to get to this point…? What do you mean you’re not going to sit on it?!]

“I’m not accepting this chair.”

[Chair?! It’s not just a chair! It’s the Absolute Throne! How dare you dumb it down to just a chair!]

Bihyung, who had just arrived at the scene, took one look at the intermediate dokkaebi yelling at Yoo Joonghyuk and backed away. He looked up at the sky, exasperated.

[Hey, Demon King of Salvation, why are you and your incarnation always getting into trouble?]

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ says that it’s all part of the plan.]

[If your plan is causing endless chaos…] Bihyung trailed off with a tired sigh.

Meanwhile, the face of the intermediate dokkaebi hardened as he tried and failed to get Yoo Joonghyuk to sit on the chair.

[I’m tired of this bullshit. Stop talking nonsense and sit on the damn throne. I swear to the stars, I’m this close to just breaking it.]

Without missing a beat, Yoo Joonghyuk said, “Go ahead and break it. I don’t care.”

His companions in the crowd watched with open jaws.

“What the hell is he doing?” Kim Namwoon questioned.

Yoo Mia sighed. “It’s my brother…he does strange stuff all the time. Just trust him. If he messes stuff up here I’ll make sure to hit him later.”

Lee Jihye glanced at Yoo Mia and nudged Jung Heewon. “…Unni, isn’t Master’s sister a bit scary?”

Over by the throne, Yoo Joonghyuk stated one more time. “I will never sit on this chair.”

A terrible silence swept through Gwanghwamun.

Suddenly, almost as if on cue, the sound of thunder rang out across the sky and it began to rain.

Kim Dokja rolled his eyes. How dramatic and cliché for it to begin raining during a scene like this. It was as if the world really wanted to set the stage for the confrontation of Yoo Joonghyuk against the dokkaebi.

Light began to rise from the Absolute Throne, rising up to touch the sky. Dark rain clouds swirled around the light like a vortex. Kim Dokja recognized it as a sign of the fifth scenario, the Great Hole.

He needed more popcorn.

The intermediate dokkaebi looked close to crashing out.

[You…are the worst incarnation I have ever met. 

[Why are you even doing this? Do you think you’ll get coins from defying me? Just suck it up and take the Absolute Throne as your reward—you’re going to need its power anyway. If you don’t have the power of the Absolute Throne, the Seoul Dome will be destroyed in the fifth scenario.]

As soon as people heard of the threat of the fifth scenario, they began screaming at Yoo Joonghyuk.

“Sit on the throne!”

“Sit on the throne!”

“It’s just a chair! Just sit on it already!”

The dokkaebi scowled. [For the last time, it is not just a chair—it is the almighty and all powerful Absolute Throne! The ultimate symbol of a king!]

People ignored the dokkaebi’s rant and continued shouting.

“Stop being stubborn!”

“Dammit, if you don’t sit on the chair then I will!”

The dokkaebi glared at Yoo Joonghyuk.

[I’ll give you one last warning. I'm not like the low level dokkaebis. You tricks won’t work on me.]

Yoo Joonghyuk held his ground.

[The constellation 'One-eyed Maitreya' is immersed.]

[Many constellations are holding their breaths.]

The dokkaebi groaned in defeat. [I can’t stand this anymore.]

A system message arrived to everyone.

[A new sub scenario has arrived!]

 

[Sub Scenario – Forced Succession]

Category: Sub

Difficulty: B

Clear Conditions: Suppress the incarnation, Yoo Joonghyuk—who’s being a stubborn bastard—and place him on the throne.

Time Limit: 30 minutes

Compensation: 6,000 coins

Failure: ―

 

As soon as people saw the sub scenario, they began to approach Yoo Joonghyuk with malicious gleams in their eyes.

Yet, before anyone could touch Yoo Joonghyuk, a woman appeared in front of him.

“Pass me if you can,” Jung Heewon said, drawing her sword alongside Yoo Joonghyuk.

Lee Jihye, Kim Namwoon, and Lee Hyunsung also appeared at Yoo Joonghyuk’s side, drawing their weapons.

“Let’s kick some ass!” Lee Jihye smirked.

The dokkaebi looked ready to burst. [Wha—?! What the hell are you all doing? You people better get his ass on the throne right now! I’m sick of these stupid games!]

People began charging toward the companions, shouting battle cries. However, they were no match for Jung Heewon, Lee Jihye, and Kim Namwoon, who immediately got on the offensive. Lee Hyunsung used his shield to protect them while Yoo Mia cheered them on from the sidelines.

While the companions defended against the people, Yoo Joonghyuk turned and ran toward the throne with Eternal Faith. He grasped the hilt tightly, swinging the sword in an arc toward the chair. He activated the sword’s skills.

[The exclusive skill, ‘Single Star’ has been activated!]

A blinding light emanated from the blade.

[The special skill of ‘Eternal Faith’ has been activated!]

[The ether property of your blade has been converted to quantum!]

Eternal Star delivered a heavy blow to the throne, creating a flashing boom that echoed off the metal. Yet it wasn’t enough to destroy the throne. Of course, Yoo Joonghyuk was just an incarnation, even if he had a sword from a powerful constellation.

Thinking fast, Yoo Joonghyuk pulled out Ganpyeongui from his coat pocket.

[Ganpyeongui's special option 'Echo of the Stars' has been activated.]

['Echo of the Stars' allows you to ask for the help of a constellation.]

Yoo Joonghyuk called out, “Demon King of Salvation.”

Kim Dokja paused, hearing Yoo Joonghyuk’s call flow clearly through his mind. He shook his head with a smile, it looked like he was back to playing the role of a helper.

[y ou r’e get ting us ed to thi s]

“It’s only natural for my incarnation to need help in the early scenarios,” Kim Dokja stated, “But he’s already very independent…he’ll only grow from here.”

[y ou so und li ke a mo m]

“Shut up.”

Kim Dokja responded to Yoo Joonghyuk.

[The constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation,’ agrees to help.]

[You have exhausted the number of times that Ganpyeongui can be used.]

Yoo Joonghyuk felt a current of warm power flow through him, filling every part of his body. In that moment, he felt a prickling sensation at the back of his mind—in the same place he had previously found the answer to the final jeopardy question. Yoo Joonghyuk tried to grasp it, but the feeling faded from his mind as quick as it had come, vanishing into the murky depths of his memories.

Focusing again, Yoo Joonghyuk swung Eternal Faith towards the Absolute Throne, the blade colliding with the chair.

He repeated the action, beating the chair again and again. The light from the sword was blinding as it ricocheted off the throne, flashing through the rain. Despite being soaked to the bone, Yoo Joonghyuk’s actions didn’t slow. He swung and swung and swung until the throne began to crack underneath his blows.

[A constellation who loves chairs is horrified.]

Yoo Joonghyuk didn’t bother to look at any messages, swinging Eternal Faith one last time. Under the power of quantum energy and the enhancement of the exclusive skill ‘Single Star,’ the absolute throne was smashed to bits. As soon as the chair was destroyed, Kim Dokja withdrew his power from Yoo Joonghyuk’s body.

[The constellation linked to the star relic 'Absolute Throne' has disappeared.]

[The 'Unknown God' has noticed a change in this world.]

The light surrounded the broken Absolute Throne vanished and in its place remained an ordinary chair.

The intermediate dokkaebi’s jaw dropped. [I-it really is just a chair now…]

The dokkabei then turned to Yoo Joonghyuk, fuming with anger.

[YOU! I can’t believe you—]

[The sub scenario has ended.]

As soon as the sub scenario ended, a swarm of probability immediately went for Yoo Joonghyuk as a consequence for breaking the throne. Kim Dokja quickly acted and used his power to block the probabilities from reaching Yoo Joonghyuk, dispersing it like dust in the wind. A few sparks appeared around Kim Dokja, but he waved them away casually. The probability should know better than to mess with him by now.

Yoo Joonghyuk was catching his breath below, wiping away the sweat on his brow. As he sheathed his sword, Yoo Joonghyuk saw the messages passing by him.

[The constellation 'Maritime War God' is looking at you.]

[The constellation 'Bald General of Justice' is looking at you.]

[The constellation 'Last Hero of Hwangsanbeol' is looking at you.]

[The constellation 'Slumbering Lady of Fine Brocade' is looking at you.]

It seemed he had caught the attention of many different constellations. 

Even the intermediate dokkaebi seemed shocked that Yoo Joonghyuk was receiving so much attention.

[How…? Why…?]

[The constellation 'King Heungmu the Great' is looking at you.]

[The constellation 'One-eyed Maitreya' is looking at you.]

[The fourth scenario has been forcibly ended.]

Yoo Joonghyuk barely managed to catch the next messages as they flashed before him.  

[You have accomplished a non-existing achievement.]

[Your new story is created.]

[The story, 'The One Above Thrones,’ has been born.]

[You have obtained the possibility of a stigma.]

His very first story…Yoo Joonghyuk felt a small sense of pride looking at it.

Above him, Kim Dokja smiled wistfully…his own stories, he would pass them to Yoo Joonghyuk in this life so that he would succeed in surviving to the end. The stories that had once aided Kim Dokja would lift up Yoo Joonghyuk, helping him to find his way. Of course, the titles wouldn’t be the exact same…but the same meaning was there. 

Meanwhile, the dokkabei grit his teeth.

[This was an unscheduled incident so it’s going to take time to settle with the Star Stream.]

He fixed Yoo Joonghyuk with a hateful stare.

[Annoying brat, you’ve made the worst choice. You’re going to regret this for the rest of your life. I’ll make sure of it…my poor Absolute Throne…completely decimated…]

Yoo Joonghyuk sighed. “It’s just a chair.”

The dokkaebi let out a frustrated scream. [FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S NOT JUST A CHAIR!!!]

Notes:

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