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Total Drama: Island Randomised (By yours truly Koly <3)

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Total Drama Island randomised

*gasp*

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Not so Happy Campers part 1

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“Yo, we’re coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa somewhere in Muskoka Ontario.” Chris said looking directly at the camera, “I'm your host Chris McLean…”

Chris then says the rest of the starting monologue explaining what the show is about (You already know what it's about, so there ain't no need for it here)

“Find out here, right now on TOTAL… DRAMA… ISLAND!”


Intro Starts

 

♪Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine, you guys are on my mind♪

 

Cameras pop out of different places as the main camera flies through the main camp onto a cliff and into the water

 

♪You asked me what I wanted to be, and I think the answer is plain to see♪

 

We can see Shawn hunting for fishes. After finally grabbing one, he takes a bite and immediately spits it out. The now bitten fish floats up above the water, where Bowie and Brick are talking on a canoe. The two look at the fish, Bowie confused and Brick traumatised, a second after a hawk dives and steals the fish

 

I wanna be famous

 

Cameron can be seen investigating the wild life when the fish falls on him, crushing him in the process. The camera pans out to Duncan laughing and Crimson looking at him expressionlessly

 

I wanna live close to the sun, well pack your bags cause I already won

 

Up the waterfall, Jen and Josee are seen squabbling on a floaty, neither of them notice the drop up ahead and both of them fall screaming. On the bottom there is a log where Scarlett is looking at some notes when Lauren swoops in on a vine, crashing into the brainiac

 

Everything to prove nothing’s in my way I’ll get there one day

 

Lauren and Scarlett fly up ahead into a toilet, from which Lindsay falls out. The camera flies to the kitchen where Chef can be brewing… something? He looks confidently at Max and Dave, who are trapped there by ropes. The two give each other horrified looks

 

Cause I want to be famous

 

On the other side of the table, Brody and Bridgette are arm wrestling but appear to be in a stalemate. Outside the cabins, Sierra with stars in her eyes and a way more unimpressed Zoey are looking at Justin, who is checking himself out in two mirrors.

 

Na na na na na na na na na

 

Then a shark jumps above a seagull who is later dragged into the water by an octopus, while at the end of the doc Nichelle is doing some stunts with a fire baton.

 

♪I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be Famous I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be Famous♪

 

She finally throws it into the air and as it goes down it transforms into a campfire in a transition. Carrie and Damien can be seen sitting next to each other at the campfire looking at each other lovingly, while Junior pops out behind them with a smug look on his face. The camera pans out to show every camper also sitting at the campfire, whistling as the intro comes to an end.

“Alright, It's time to meet our campers.” Chris said while on the dock, “We told them they will all be staying at this five-star resort so if they seem a little pissed off that's why.”

 

The boat sails to the dock and a girl with blond hair and a green sweater comes out of it

 

“Carrie!” Chris explains, “You're our first competitor!”

 

“Oh, uhm hi.” The blond waved as she looked around confused

 

“Something wrong?” The host asked

 

“On the application form it said we will be on a resort and this looks more like a… how do I say this nicely… a dump.” She answered honestly

 

Chris smiled into the camera and after a few seconds said “Oh look, the next camper is arriving.”

 

“Yo Yo Yo It's Damien tiiiime. Where the 100k at?” The boy in a blue jacket said ecstatically while leaving the boat

 

“What?” Chris said honestly confused

 

“My homies told me I can win some big money here, so where is it?” Damien explained, “Man, there are so many things I can spend it on.”

 

Chris looked at him confused for a few seconds and then started laughing, “You seriously think it's that easy.” The host said while still laughing, “Carrie mind explaining to him everything, also move further away cause it looks like our next camper is just around the corner.” Chris said while pointing at the boat, “Jen!”

A girl in a blue sweater and a ponytail steps out of the boat and looks around, “So, we’ll be staying here?”

 

“Nope. YOU will be staying here my crib is an airstream with an ac that-a way” He said pointing to his left

 

“I did not sign up for this.” The blogger said sternly

 

“Actually,” Chris pulled a contract from under his shirt, “you did.”

 

“You cannot make me stay here.” Jen said as she turned away

 

“Cool, I hope you can swim tho. Cuz your ride just left.”

 

Jen looked at her hair, “Fuck.”

 

The camera cuts to our next competitor leaving their boat

 

“Bowie! What's up dude.” Chris said as he put his hand to a fist bump

 

“Hiiiiii” He responded as he fist bumped the host back, “You looked a lot higher on the Tv.” Bowie added mockingly as he moved to the other campers

 

Chris gave him an annoyed look but quickly stopped as he looked at the next camper stepping out of the boat

“Everybody, this is Lindsay.”

“Hiiiii” Lindsay said to Chris “Okay, you look sooooo familiar.”

“I'm Chris McLean… The host of the show?”

“Oooooh that's where I know you from.” The blond responded as she moved to the group

On the next boat was standing a woman in a pink dance outfit

 

“I WILL NOT be staying at this garbage dump!” The ice skater yelled as she stepped out of the boat

 

“Contract, Josee.” Chris said as he took the same contract, he showed Jen

 

“ARGHHH.” Josee yelled as she threw her baggage at Chris who just barely avoided it “I'M AN OLYMPIAN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.”

 

“And I don't care.” Chris responded nonchalantly, “Go to the others.” He added as he pointed to the group

 

Josee complied while sending the host a death glare

 

“She seems fun.” Bowie whispered sarcastically to Damien as the latter just looked at him terrified

 

Suddenly, the two boys and the rest of the competitors look at the next boat coming. On it was a punk on a speaker shooting his own music

 

The punk hopped off the boat, looked around and went to Chris “I don't like surprises McLean.”

 

“Yeah, your patrol officer warned me about that, Duncan, he also said to give him a call any time and have you sent back to juvie.” Chris responded

 

After a second, Duncan responded with “Okay then.” and went to the rest of the group.

 

“Hit you by the campfire gorgeous” The punk said to Jen as he was walking

 

“Drop dead you brute.” The blogger quickly responded

A honk from the boat can be heard in the distance as the camera points to it

“Ladies and Gentlemen. Brody!” Chris introduces the guy in a pink tank top currently on skis tied to the boat waving into the camera

 

Sadly for him, he trips and is sent flying on to the dock into the luggage. One of the baggage is sent flying into the air and hits the water, making a big splash that hits Josee

 

“WICKED, DUDES.” Brody yells as he jumps from the luggage

 

A few contestants chuckle, some at the crazy stunt and some at Josee getting even more angry

 

Chris can be seen laughing a little too, but he notices the next camper standing next to him not saying anything

 

“Oh, Brick, sup dude?”

 

“Brick McArthur reporting for duty.” The soldier saluted

 

“Dude, this is a SUMMER camp not a military one, chill out.” Chris immediately responded

 

“Sir yes sir.” Brick said as he marched to the end of the dock

The host cringed a little at the exchange but after a second he looked at the next contestant

“Everybody, this is Cameron.” Chris pointed at the bubble boy

“This is real water and” The boy gasps “trees! Real trees!”

“What's up with him?” Damien whispers to Carrie, the blond shrugs as a response

“What's up lil bro.” Brody said as he ran up to Cameron preparing for a fist bump

“Uhm, Hi.” The bubble boy responds, giving the surfer a fist bump. Which unfortunately was too strong for Cameron as he gets sent flying back after just a simple fist bump

“Oops.” Brody comments

Cameron points a finger into the air from the ground saying “Strength is not one of my strong suits”

“Do you even have ‘strong suits’.” Duncan comments getting a giggle from some other campers

The camera cuts to the next camper, a girl in a blue sweater with a surfing board

“Hey, what's up?”

“Alright, our surfer chick Bridgette is here.” The host introduced

“Nice board.” Duncan says sarcastically “This ain't Malabu honey.”

“I thought we were going to be on a beach.” Bridgette responds

“We are!” Chris says enthusiastically while the camera shows a trash infested beach

Bridgette sighs “Great.”

“Alright that makes-” Chris starts talking but the surfer chick accidentally hits him with a board “Oowww that hurt.”

Bridgette moves to the rest of the group to greet the other campers “Hey guys.”

“Sup dudette, I’m Brody.” The other surfer says from behind her

Bridgette moves to greet him and almost hits the other guys with a board

“Damn, watch the board man.” Damien says slightly irritated

From the other side Lindsay appears “Hiiii, Im Lindsay.”

“What's up?” Bridgette moves again almost hitting the guys with the board for the second time

“Okay we all met surfer girl can we MOVE ON?” Josee demanded from the other side of the dock drying her hair

“Looks like someone missed their double cappuccino macchiato this morning.” Bowie comments which got a chuckle from Brick

“Fuck off.” Josee grumbled

Chris, still scratching his head, notices the next contestant coming in “Our next camper is Dave.” The host wants to give the guy a high five


Dave ignores him and points at him with his finger “You said we're gonna be in a resort not some shitty island in the middle of nowhere!”

“Yes, you got a problem with that?”

“Many actually, first of all this place is full of mud and bugs and other gross things.” The neat freak complains

“Oh is the little princess afraid of a little dirt?” Mocked Duncan

“Shut it Punk.” Dave retailed

“Oh a little dude has some balls” Duncan palmed his fist “Wanna settle it down like real men.”

“Whatever.” Dave scoffed as he move passed him

“I agree with you, this place sucks.” Jen whispered to Dave who was standing next to her

“Alright campers our next contestant it kinda a big deal” Chris announced “Everyone welcome… NICHELLE LADONNA!”

Most of the contestant were looking in disbelief that someone that popular was among them, except Cameron who didn't know who Nichelle was, Dave who knew but didn't care and Josee who was glaring at the star for being more popular than her

“Hiiiii” Nichelle greeted everyone “Can someone give me the script. I’m surprised I didn't get it yet.”

“The script?” Questioned Chris “This is a re-a-li-ty tv show. There isn't any script.”

Nichelle broke a sweat “oh, that's… great.” The actress muttered

The next boat came with a girl in full goth attire

“Crimson! What's up?” Chris asked

Crimson ignored him and went to the rest of the group without a word

“Okay then.” Chris mumbled “Our next camper is-”

Before Chris can finish the next contestant runs up to him and hugs them with all their might “Chris Chris Chris Chris It's actually youuuuuu.” The 15th camper screeched

“What the- GET OFF ME!” Chris demands to which the fangirl complies “Everyone, this is Sierra.”

“Oh my god I can't believe I finally meet you in real life did you see my blo-”

Chris put a finger on the girl's lips “Enough. Just go stand with the rest” The host commanded

He then looked at his finger to be all in spit. Disgusted host almost vomited and quickly wiped off the spit of his finger. “Superfans, you'll get used to them.” Nichelle added while checking her nails

The boat sails in to drop the next contestant

“Everybody, this is Max.” The host said pointing at the short man

“You shall address me with my full title. The supreme overlord of all evil and darkness Max.”



Everyone on the dock starts laughing at the short guy

“What are you minions all laughing at?” Max asked annoyed

“Minions? Have you ever seen yourself in a mirror? Shorty.” Bowie teased

“Shut it you-” Max wanted to retaliate but Chris kicked him forward “And it looks like our next contestant is arriving.”

Out of the boat came out a guy in a confident step that looks way younger than everyone else

“That's literally a child.” Carrie pointed out

“Junior! What's up dude.” The host said while high fiving the child

“HIS NAME IS JUNIOR.” Carrie added

“How is this allowed?” Brick asks confused

“Omg chill dude. I’m gonna be fine” Said Junior as he moved to the end of the dock

“Sup ladies?” The kid says to Lindsay and Jen standing nearby

“I think you're a LITTLE too young.” Jen responds immediately

“Yeah what she said.” Lindsay agrees

“Dammit.” Junior mutters under his breath

The next camper can be seen leaving the boat

“This is Scarlett everyone.”

Scarlett looked around and started speaking “Going into this I expected my odds of winning to be around 4.(54)% but looking at the other competitors.” The camera cuts to Max, Cameron and Junior “I bet my odds are much higher.”

“That sure is one way to make yourself disliked early on.” Bowie commented

“Oh please like it matters anyways.” Scarlet scoffed

“Well actually-” Bowie was about to rebuttal but than they all heard a scream from behind them

Out of the boat a boy in a beanie and a vest jumped out ready to fight… something?

“Where are they!? I know there are zombies here!” The guy yelled

“Who is that?” Nichelle asked in a mix of confusion and worry

“Oh this is our next camper, Shawn!” Chris explained

The survivalist got super close to Chris and asked “Are there any zombies here old man?”

The host pushed him away and answered “No dude this is a zombie free zone… and I'm not that old!”

“Your actual age is-” Sierra started speaking before getting a “Shut Up.” from Chris

“And here comes Zoey.” Chris says as the camera cuts to Zoey leaving the boat

“Hi Chris.” Zoey greeted “I'm assuming you are the other campers?” She said pointing to the other people standing on the dock

“Yeah I think so. I’m Lindsay by the way!”

“Well hi there Lindsay Im Zoey.” The read head chuckled

“Hi Zo-ooowo wow.” Lindsay responded but clearly catching the attention of something or someone behind her

On the next boat was a handsome guy winking into the camera. He captured the attention of most of the girls and even some of the guys on the dock

“This is Justin, welcome to Total Drama Island.”

“Hi Chris.” Justin responded

“Just so you know we picked you entirely based on your looks.”

“I can live with that.” The pretty boy says as he walks to the rest of the group

“And our last contestant. Lau- I mean Scary Girl.” Chris introduces the last contestant that was just leaving the boat

“S-S-S-SCARY GIRL!?” Damien screamed in fear from the name Chris gave the girl

“She filled out the form by using the name ‘Scary Girl’ so that’s what I’ll be using.” Chris shrugged

“Hi friends.” Lauren waved to the other people “I sure hope nothing bad ever happens to anyone here.” She said clearly sarcastically

Most of the contestants stayed silent, except for Crimson who said in a whisper  “I like her.” without any emotions

“Now, before we get to the competition we need a group photo for the promo.” Chris states “Everyone on the end of the dock. Pronto.”

Chris jumps on the moored boat with a camera “Okay guys on three say ‘Wawanakwa’. One. Two. Th- Oh wait. Forgot the lens cap.”

Some contestants grumble at the inconvenience “Okay hold that pose. One. Two. Thre- Oh cards full. Give me a second.”

“C'mon man my face is starting to freeze.” Nichelle commented

“Got it. Okay, everyone say Wawanakwa.”

“Wawanak-” All of the campers don't get to finish as the dock couldn't handle the weight and gave out sending them all into the water

“Oops.” Chris chuckles “I give you ten to dry and then meet me at the dock.”

The camera cuts to everyone sitting at the elimination are with Chris explaining the competition to them

“This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks.” The host started “The people sitting around will be your cabin mates, your competition and maybe even your friends. You dig?”

In the last part Cameron smiles at Duncan. The punk threatened him with a fist clearly not interested in being friends with them which caused the bubble boy to retreat

“The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama the longest without getting voted off will win ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS!”

“Excuse me. What will the sleeping arrangements be?” Duncan asked “Cuz I would like to request a bunk under her.” He pointed at Jen

“They're not co-ed are they?” Jen asked with a bit of worry

“Noo. Girls get one side of the cabin and the dudes get the other.”

“Excuse me, Kyle.” Lindsay raised her hand “Can I have the cabin with a view of the beach since I'm the prettiest.”

“Okay you are, but that's not how this works. Also it's CHRIS.” The host answered “Any other questions?”

“Can the rooms be blacked out?” Crimson asked emotionlessly

“Where is the lever for my EVIL lair?” Max asked in a more demanding voice

“This cannot be happening.” Dave complained

“Oh c'mon guys.” Brody cheered while taking Dave and Zoey who was sitting nearby into a hug “It's gonna be fun, like a big sleepover!”

“At least you don't have to sleep next to her.” Zoey said to Dave while pointing to the right with her eyes

“Boo” Lauren scared a random deer and started laughing

“Here is the deal.” Chris started getting the attention of all the campers “We're gonna split you into two teams. If I call your name out, go stand over there.” He ended pointing at a patch of grass

“Zoey”

“Dave”

“Cameron”

“Lindsay”

“Josee”

“Shawn”

“Brody”

“Nichelle”

“Justin”

“Jen”

“And Junior”

“You are officially known as…” Chris throws the green team emblem towards them “The Screaming Gophers!”

Shawn catches the emblem and yells “WOO-HOO I'm a Gopher, that's like AWESOOOOME.”

“As for the rest when I call your name out, go stand over there.” Chris points to a different patch of grass

“Crimson”

“Bowie”

“Carrie”

“Damien”

“Max”

“Bridgette”

“Scarlett”

“Sierra”

“Scary Girl”

“Brick”

“And Duncan”

“You guys will officially be known as…” Chris throws a red emblem towards them “The Killer Bass!”

Lauren jumps in place and claps her hands “hehehehe, Killer.”

“Alright campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public cameras doing the competition.”



Confessional - Chris

“You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking, or just get something off your chest.”

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Confessional - Josee

“Okay, so far this sucks”

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Confessional - Lindsay

She can be seen facing the camera backwards “I don't get it where is the camera guy?”

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Confessional - Justin

Justin is checking himself out in a mirror “Oh I'm just here to check if my hair didn't get ruined because of that dock.” He then proceeds shows off his hair

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“Now let's find your cabins.” Chris said as he started leading the campers to them “Gophers you're in the east cabin, Bass you're in the west.”

The doors to one of the cabins open up and Josee walks into the room “Bunk beds? Isn't this a little summer camp?”

“That's the idea, genius.” Jen mocked as she passed her into the dorm

“Shut it you bitch.” Josee cursed

Zoey sat up from her bed “Cmon girls can we not start conflict on the first day?”

“You're so smart. I feel that.” Junior commented next to Zoey

The redhead looked at him with a mix of confusion and anger “Shouldn't you be on the boy's side?”

Junior smiled at her as she threw him out with all her might

“Where are the outlets? I need to plug in my straightening iron.” Lindsay said walking out of the cabin

“There are some in the communal bathroom.” Chris answered

“Communal? But I'm not catholic.”

“Communal, Lindsay, not Communion.”

“Ooooooh. But I'm not a communist either.” Lindsay answered confused

“COM-MU-NAL.” Chris repeated to which Lindsay just raised an eyebrow

“It means we shower together. Idiot.” Scarlett who was passing by explained to her

“WHAT. NOOOO. CMOOOON.” Lindsay complained to which Scarlett covered her ears

Bowie, Damien and Brick leave their bass cabin to see source of the scream

“I’m glad we’re in our cabin with just guys.” Brick states “I have nothing against girls, I just don't wanna sleep near them.”

Bowie smirked and went into the cabin while Damien put a hand on Brick's shoulder “That's cool man I don't judge.” He said and he moved to the cabin

Brick stood in place confused for a little bit until it hit him. He quickly returned to the cabin saying “Wait guys that's not what I meant!”

Camera cuts to the girl side of the Bass cabin

“I'm taking the top bunk!” Lauren yelled as she basically threw herself at the the bed she was pointing at

“So who wants to sleep under the devil?” Bridgette asked

“I'm fine with it.” Crimson said nonchalantly placing her bag on the bed

Carrie was watching the exchange while unpacking but suddenly Sierra came up to her

“Where do you think Chris's house is?”

“Uhhhh why does that matter?” Carrie asked creeped out a little

“I NEED to sleep the closest to him I CAN. I mean when else am I gonna have a chance to be so close to him?” Sierra answered like its the most normal thing in the world

Carrie and the rest of the girls (even Crimson and Lauren) looked at Sierra with wide eyes



Confessional - Bridgette

“Going into this I thought Scary Girl was gonna be the biggest problem in our cabin… I was wrong,”

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Dave walks into the gopher cabin looking around “I'm guessing you all already picked the beds?” He guessed

“Yep.” Justin answered

“You’re under the cuckoo zombie guy.” Junior added twirling his finger next to his head

“Phenomenal.” Dave answered clearly annoyed while walking up to the bead to place his backpack

He starts unpacking as Shawn jumps from his bed and starts yelling “ARE YOU A ZOMBIE!?”

“What are you talking about?” Dave asks surprisingly calmly

“I'm asking, are you a zombie? I ain't sleeping over the undead.” Shawn asks pressing himself closer to Dave

“Dude, I'm not a zombie, that guy isn't a zombie” The neat freak pointed at Justin “NO ONE HERE IS A ZOMBIE!”

“Whatever. Let's say I believe you… for now.” Shawn says while doing the ‘Im watching you’ sign with his fingers



Confessional - Dave

“I hate this place”

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As Shawn leaves his cabin he hears a hellishly loud scream from the Gophers girl cabin which catches his and everyone else's attention

Lindsay can be seen screaming over a cockroach as more and more people look inside the cabin to see what's going on

“Damn that white girl can scream” Nichelle comments

“What is it!? KIl It!” The blonde says pointing at the bug

Damien notices the cockroach and screams even louder latching onto Carrie

Mass panic erupts with some people trying to step on the cockroach while some other wanna get as far away from it as possible

After little while Lauren walks into the cabin with a giant axe and slashes the bug in two

A few campers sigh in relief some are horrified from the scene they just witnessed while Crimson smiled probably one of the first times in her life



Confessional - Crimson

“That was awesome.” The goth says in her usual monotone voice

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“LISTEN UP! I serve it three times a day and you'll eat it three times a day! Get the tray, get the food and sit your butts down NOW!” Chef yelled from the cafeteria to everyone standing in line waiting for the good

“What do you think they’re gonna serve us, smart bro?” Brod asked Cameron while waiting for Chef to get the food from the kitchen

“Probably something easy and cheap to produce,sandwiches or something like that.” Cameron answered honestly

A bit later Chef came back with a red and a white mush of something “This is yo food. Eat it or starve.”

Brody and Cam looked at each other with concern and took their trays

“Excuse me, will we be getting all the major food groups?” Carrie who was next in line asked

Bowie who was currently getting his portion answered for Chef “I doubt you'll be getting any food groups from” He touched the mush “that.”

“WHAT DID YOU SAY!” Chef yelled at him

“Nothing sir.” Bowie picked up his plate and left

“The EVIL requires more oh actually good food so I demand that-” Max started complaining as he got his food but quickly shut up as Chef started taking a knife from one of the holders

“Actually, this is passable.” The evil mastermind quickly retrieved



Confessional - Max

“Why do none of these minions respect their evil ruler.” Max crossed his arms “They all will pay for their ignorance once I take over this island! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!”

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Nichelle looked at their ‘food’ and questioned Chef “My nutritionist says I shouldn't eat any white sugar, white flour or dairy.” Chef barely paying attention to what the actress was saying was currently giving the food to Zoey

“I don't think that's gonna be a problem.” Zoey said looking at her food

“Cool.” Nichelle replied and took her tray

“I'm sorry Chef” Zoey called “I don't mean to be mean but I think my food just moved.”

From behind her Lauren popped out and hit her mush with a fist “Problem Solved!” She cheered as she left to go ‘hang out’ with her team

Zoey gulped “hehe thanks…”

The camera then cuts to all the contestant eating their food

At the killer bass table Duncan drops his tray on the table next to Brick

“You’re seriously eating that?” The punk asks the soldier

“I'm used to eating way worse things in the army. Plus it's either that or don't eat anything.” Brick answered immediately not even looking away from his ‘food’

“I guess.” Duncan looked at his food “But I would still rather eat some normal food.”

“Agreed Bro!” Brody yelled from the other table “Can we order a pizza?”

Chef threw a butcher knife at him with the party dude barely avoiding

“Just kidding, obviously hehe this red mush is mmmm delicious.” Brody nervously replied while taking a bite of the ‘food’

At the Gopher table Jen was fidgeting with her food

“You gonna eat that?” Shawn asked the blogger after just finishing his portion

“No.” Jen answered honestly “I think I'd actually rather starve.”

“You do you I guess.” He said as he started to dig in Jen’s portion

Jen looked at Shawn confused “You actually like this?”

Shawn with a full mouth responded “Not the worst thing I've ever eaten.” Which Jen responded with wide eyes

Back at the Bass table Bowie, Carrie and Damien are seen sitting together as Bowie starts a conversation

“Sooooo what are your thoughts so far?”

Damien speaks up “Our team has an emotionless vampire, crazy psychofan, a gremlin who thinks he’s some evil genius and a girl who they probably found in an insane asylum… So it's pretty cool.” Damien jokes at the end which gets a chuckle from the other two at the table

“So True, but let's get to the important stuff.” Bowie declared “I think us three should create an alliance.”

“We didn't even have the first challenge and you're already proposing an alliance?” Carrie asks

“The earlier the better.” Bowie quickly responded

“Fair enough.”

“So do you two agree?”

“I mean, I don't see a reason why not to.” Damien states to which Carrie nods

Suddenly their talk gets interrupted by Chris walking in

“The first challenge will start in 30 minutes. At that time I expect you all at the cliff.” And after saying that he leaves

“What do you think they’ll make us do?” Jen asks Dave

“It's the first challenge. How hard can it be.” He responds nonchalantly

In the next scene all the contestant are on the cliff looking downwards

Last thing heard in the episode are some subtle words from Dave “Oh Fuck.”