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Dear Santa,
I've been a real good boy this year! I ate all my veggies and did all my homework and my chores. I worked real hard in school and I brushed my teeth every day!
This hear I want:
Video games
Pokemon Toys
A new bike...
Santa smiled as he looked over his list. Mikey was most definitely on the good list this year, so this was all doable...
A puppy...
Well, that was a no. He had a strict rule against pets.
A trip to Disneyworld!
Doable
Those cool underwear with no butt!
Huh?
I want to have sex! My cousin Tommy showed me some videos and he said it feels real good! There were boys my age and lots of big men, and the boys looked like they were loving it! Tommy asked if I wanted to try it but then his parents walked in on us and yelled at him a lot, but I still wanna try it! I tried putting my electric toothbrush up my butt and it felt real good, but I want to try the real thing! Also I want new sex toys.
Santa gulped as he brought up Mikey's file. He was an adorable boy with curly blond hair, big blue eyes, and a wide mouth. He brought up his cousin's file - On his third straight year on the naughty list for bullying and, apparently, trying to molest his cousin.
I want to know what cum tastes like! I asked Daddy but he said that I'm not allowed to see Tommy anymore.
"Something wrong, sweety?"
Santa looked up at his husband and head elf, Chip - an adorable twink in his twenties who knew exactly how to get Santa coming all over town.
"Just... strange letter."
"Hmm... want me to look at it?"
"No, just... something I have to think about, that's all."
"Is it a good kid?"
"Very good. Nice list every year since he was applicable, an excellent reader... it's just a lot."
"Well... is it something you can do?"
Santa gulped as he looked down at the list.
I want to have sex with you Santa! Please? I think I've earned it after being so good this year!
Also please can I have some books.
Thank you Santa!
Mikey
Age 6
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Christmas Eve
Santa gulped as he brought his sleigh to a stop on the roof of Mikey's house.
It was a big house in a nice neighbourhood, near the good schools. Nobody would ever suspect that the little boy living inside could be so... perverted.
He'd already checked and cross-checked the list. He knew the boy had pretty much everything on the list already - including an adorable pug cross-breed - but he still brought more. A few more games, some more books and, well...
Him.
He'd spent the entire month considering whether he could really do this. In fact, even up until he'd left on his trip he'd studied the boy's list, trying to find any reason to deny him his wish, but it was futile. The boy wasn't just on the Nice list - if there was a Super Nice list he'd be on it. He hadn't once fallen asleep in class, or forgotten to brush his teeth. He was always polite and courteous, gentle with animals, and did whatever he was asked with a smile on his face. He'd earned everything on the list (Santa had, thankfully, managed to swing the Disney vacation), and he wanted to lose his virginity.
So he'd gotten the jockstraps and the sex toys - the magic kind that would be easy to disguise. He'd even gotten Mikey a magic bottle of his own cum that would never run out. He'd designed them, put them away, and... well, he didn't know.
What he did know was that his sex life had gotten better. Santa had always had an active one - he might have been married to Chip but he was banging just about every elf at the North Pole. Often - shamefully often - his mind had drifted to the letter he'd received, and the eager little boy at the top of the Nice list who wanted Santa's cock.
He took a deep breath, feeling the chill in the air. It was a perfect Christmas night with snow blanketing the ground. He got out of the sleigh and fed his reindeer some carrots as a snack.
Well, there was no harm in preparing, right? He snapped his fingers and his clothes changed, his fur-lined pants shrinking to a pair of tight silk shorts with the same design, the jacket open to reveal his body. He felt ridiculous but, well... if he decided to do this, Mikey would appreciate it. Chip certainly did.
The old stories got a few things wrong about Santa. Yes, he was fat, with a bushy white beard and white hair, but he wasn't old - or, at least, he didn't look old. Physically, he was a typical guy in his thirties. If he shaved or dyed his beard, he just looked like any other sexy daddy type... he found himself hoping that Mikey wouldn't be too disappointed, if he went through with this, that he didn't quite fit the image.
He pet Rudolph gently, then grabbed the sack and stepped towards the chimney. His heart raced as he plunged down, guilt filling his head at the knowledge of what he might be about to do.
He stepped out of the fireplace and headed to the tree, unloading all the presents Mikey had earned and adding them to the already heaving pile The new puppy - an adorable little thing with a red bow around its neck instead of a collar - observed him curiously. He purposefully avoided looking at the plate of milk and cookies.
If he didn't leave milk and cookies, I can shift him down the Nice List. Then I don't need to...
A sharp yelp drew his attention. Santa's head snapped to the left, and he saw the plate.
It wasn't just some milk and a cookie. It was an entire plate of cookies - homemade, by the looks of things - with a big glass of milk and a bundle of carrots that looked to have been plucked that very day.
Santa's dick twitched, and his mind was made up. He snuck up the stairs to Mikey's room.
He didn't knock. He barely took a moment to steel himself or rethink things. He simply stepped into the boy's room and shut the door behind him.
It was a big, tidy room with not a toy out of place. He stepped over to the stocking and filled it with all sorts of non-sexual presents, then let his eyes fall on Mikey.
The boy looked as sweet as pie. As pure as the snow outside. His mop of curly blond hair gave him an almost angelic appearance.
Santa's cock twitched at the thought.
He took a seat at the edge of Mikey's bed and shook the tyke's shoulder gently. It felt so small in Santa's big hand, and Santa found himself wondering how small other parts of him would be compared to his own size.
"Mikey... Merry Christmas!"
His deep voice was enough to get Mikey stirring.
"Santa!" he squealed, hugging the big man excitedly. "You came!"
Not yet.
"Yes... I noticed that you've been very, very good this year, Mikey. In fact, you were one of the nicest boys of them all!"
"Really!"
"Yes! And since you've been so nice, I've decided to get you everything on your list."
"Everything?" asked the boy sweetly. Santa gulped as the boy traced a hand down his bare chest.
"Everything."
Mikey smiled excitedly and reached for Santa's crotch.
"Well... hold on there, buddy. First, why not open the small presents? Save the big one till later."
Mikey nodded happily.
Santa handed Mikey a bundle of small cloth packages. The boy opened them one by one to reveal a series of jockstraps, thongs, and G strings, each of them enchanted so that nobody would notice anything out of the ordinary. To his parents, they would just look like ordinary briefs or boxers. The exception, of course, was men who wanted to fuck the boy, and vice versa, who would instinctively know he was down to frolic, and see them as they were.
Santa almost hoped, even seeing Mikey open them, that he'd just see plain old undies. He didn't.
Mikey stripped out of his PJ's, and Santa's cock twitched as he took in the tyke's body: skinny, with the beginnings of a nice fat bubble butt. It reminded Santa of Chip.
One by one, Mikey tried on his new underwear. The little thongs that barely covered the boys pink asshole. The G strings that did nothing ov the sort. The luxurious jockstraps that made his butt pop out, each sexier than the last, and the boy was loving it. He was a natural at this, posing in a way that made his assetts pop. Some of them had colourful cartoon characters, still others were altogether sluttier, and the boy loved each one.
"What do you think, Santa?" asked Mikey, modelling the final pair for him - a rainbow foil-print jockstrap. "Sexy?"
"Very..." Santa said, his cock stirring in his shorts. "Why not try the other presents?"
He handed more gifts to the kid. Sex toys, this time, once again enchanted so nobody would notice them. There were fewer, this time - a few dildos of varying sizes, some vibrating butt plugs, and even a vibrating cock ring for any man lucky enough to fuck him. A ring to suppress his gag reflex - which he put on as soon as Santa explained what a gag reflex was - and even a collar and leash.
Finally, there was the bottle, filled with Santa's special egg nog.
"What is this?"
"Well, you wanted to know what cum tastes like..." said Santa, as the boy's eyes widened in happiness. "That's a magic bottle of Santa's! No matter how much you drink, it'll never get empty!"
The boy's eyes filled with excitement as he crefully unscrewed the top. The fragrant smell of egg nog filled the room as Mikey took a sip, moaning in delight.
"Mmmm! It's so good! Just like egg nog! Does all cum taste this good?"
"Well, that depends on who you ask. Every man's cum tastes different, but some people love it all! My husband is an elf and cum is his favorite food, but my special magic cum is his absolute favorite because it's so sweet!"
Santa's dick twitched as he watched the boy guzzle, gulp, and slurp down his baby batter. This boy was too young to even know what cum even was and he was downing the stuff better than porn stars.
Mikey eyed up Santa's crotch. "Mmm... I think I'm ready for my big present, now..."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah... I really want to unwrap it, Santa..."
Santa took a deep, shuddering breath. His massive cock was rock hard, creating a massive tent in his shorts.
"Okay... just remember, if you want to stop, we can, okay Mikey?"
"Okay!"
"And you're still on the nice list if you can't do it, okay? Remember, this is your present."
Mikey nodded excitedly and carefully recapped the bottle. Santa took another breath and stood up.
"Okay... Now, come unwrap your present."
Santa watched as the six-year-old approached, spreading his legs wide so that he could properly access his crotch. The boy's fingers were clumsy as he undid Santa's belt buckle, then reached in to fish out Santa's cock.
"WOW!"
Wow was right. Santa's cock was a massive 18 inches, and thicker than the Tyke's arm. Thick, veiny, and uncut, the cock had some white, neatly trimmed pubic hair and two massive snowballs dangling beneath it.
"Not all men are as big as Santa. In fact, it's rare that they are. Don't worry, I know it's scary but JINGLE BELLS!"
He'd been halfway through his sentence before Mikey had engulfed the leaking head of his cock between those pillowy lips. The little slut - little boy - moeaned in bliss as santa's delicious precum filled his mouth. Santa shuddered as Mikey puled down his shorts, and sat down on the bed, feeling the springs creak beneath his ass.
"Fuuuuuuck," Santa said, forgetting himself for a moment. He cursed inwardly - three-hundred years without swearing in front of a kid, and he went and blew it by... well, getting blown.
Mikey popped Santa's cock out of his mouth, a string of precum going between the boy's lips and Santa's cockhead.
"You said a bad word!" he said. Well, it would have been so much easier to take seriously if the boy wasn't giving his first blowjob.
"Y-yeah, I did. But it's okay sometimes, see? When you're having sex, sometimes it's fun to say. And it feels really good, Mikey..."
"Yeah? You like when I suck on your candy cane?"
"Mmmm, that's right Mikey... suck on that big fat tasty candy cane..."
Mikey didn't need to be told twice! He opened his mouth wide and engulfed the head of Santa's cock between his lips, experimenting with the new sensation, and doing so with gutso.
Santa had had to coach men through blowjobs before. Single fathers, closeted fathers, and elves, mostly, but never in a million years did he ever think he'd be teaching a six year old about the fine art of cock sucking. Still, he could see why Mikey's teachers raved about him so much. He was a keen student, listening attentively to every word Santa said. The ring on his left thumb glowed a faint pink as Mikey bobbed up and down, lips stretched wide and throat bulging as he swallowed inch after delicious inch of the big man's cock.
"Fuuuuck, Mikey... mmmm, just like that... suck that cock like a good little boy... show santa why you're on the nice list..."
Mikey bobbed again, and again, until... Santa felt his nose buried in his pubes. His big jelly belly blocked his view of the boy, but he knew that he'd bottomed out. He reached down and held Mikey's head in place for a few moments, fingers tangling in the boys golden curls, enjoying the overwhelming tightness of the boy's throat. His toes curled as he felt the boy bob, eagerly taking every inch down his throat.
Santa felt his snowballs contracting. His breathing began to get heavier as Mikey sucked on his candy cane like his life depended on it. He felt that familiar, blissful heat spreading through his body.
"HO HO HOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIT!" Santa roared. He threw his head back, gripping Mikey's head as the boy milked a fresh load of egg nog from his cock. The boy didn't even miss a drop, leaning forward to take a few shots right down his throat and pulling pack to take the rest in his mouth, moaning happily at the taste. The cum was delicious and warming and thick, just like warm egg nog. The boy dug hus tongue into Santa's cumslit for more, then pulled away.
"Mmm, thanks Santa!"
"You like that, Mikey?" Santa said wearily.
"Mmhmm! It was yummy in my tummy!" the boy licked his lips and rubbed his belly blissfully. "It was better than any candy cane ever Santa! Thank you!"
Santa's cock twitched at the sight.
"Tell me what you want for Christmas, Mikey..." said Santa.
"Mmm, toys! And books! and games! And a puppy! And to go to Disney World!"
"Mmm, and I think there was one more thing..."
"Mmm... I want you to fuck me..."
Santa's cock twitched again.
"I want to feel your big fat candy cane in my butt... all the boys in the videos Tommy showed me loved it, and I bet your big thing would feel even better!"
Santa shuddered at the boy's lewd words.
"You sure you want to?"
"Mmhmm... Please, Santa..."
Santa gulped.
"Get on all fours."
Mikey obediently did as he was told. Santa pressed down on his back, getting the boy to pop his ass out, that perfect pink virgin hole almost winking at him.lic
Santa licked his lips at the sight, then leaned in close. He used his hands to spread Mikey's ass cheeks further. He didn't know if he'd fit, but then hadn't he thought the same the first time he'd fucked Chip? And he'd fit just fine...
He leaned in close and buried his face in that sweet hole. Mikey moaned in delight as Santa tonguefucked his asshole, getting in nice and deep.
The boy shuddered, his arms collapsing and leaving him in a mewling heap on the bed as Santa feasted on his ass. His shaky breathing and soft moans were heavenly.
"B-better than milk and cookies Santa?"
"Mmmm, much better..." said Santa. The fat man stood up and grabbed one of the presents he'd got Mikey - a neverending bottle of lube. He squirted some onto his cock and jerked off as he continued to feast on Mikey's asshole, getting it nice and slick.
He needed this. he needed to give this boy a gift he'd never forget.
Santa took a seat at the head of the bed, his cock slick and ready.
"Come sit on Santa's lap, Mikey," he said.
Mikey got the gist. He stood up, using Santa's hands for balance as he stood on the fat man's thighs. Santa let go with one hand and the boy wobbled as he lined his cock up with Mikey's asshole.
"Okay... now try to sit down, okay? It's gonna hurt, but if you want this you have to keep pushing, and it'll feel so, so good, okay?"
Mikey nodded, smiling brightly, then did as he was told. He grunted with discomfort, biting his lip and wincing as he tried to force his chimney to accept Santa's candy cane.
Santa watched his face, ready to stop at a moment's notice, but Mikey was determined to enjoy every inch of his present. His asshole began to stretch under the pressure, talntalizing Santa's cockhead until... Pop! With a wet slurp, his asshole closed around the flared head of the big man's cock.
"F-FUUUUUUUUUCK!" Mikey screamed, and Santa was thankful he'd remembered to put a muffling charm on the room.
The fat man panicked for a moment, trying to figure out what to do. He elected to wait a moment for Mikey to decide - after all, this was his present. The fact that it felt amazing was, of course, secondary.
"Mmmm... Santaaaaaaa...." Mikey whined.
"Are you okay?"
"Y-yessssss...." hissed the boy.
"Just take your time, okay?"
Mikey nodded, breathing deeply as he adjusted to having an entire yule stretching his asshole wide open, then slowly - slooooowly - sank down further. Santa bit his lip as the eager tyke slid down his candy cane, watching with sick fascination as the boy's tight asshole swallowed his cock. The boy's asshole was blissfully tight and hotter than a furnace - easily one of the best holes he'd ever been in. Top 10, easy, which wasn't bad when you considered Santa was an eternally sexy guy in his thirties who'd been having sex for over a millenium. Still, had he ever had his cock in something so wonderfully tight?
Mikey shuddered as he adjusted to the new sensation. It hurt a lot but the boys in the videos seemed to love it, and Santa had said it'd hurt at first. He just needed to prove he was a good boy, and he trusted Santa. He kept forcing himself to slide down, feeling his butt stretch, then...
"S-Santaaaaaaaa!" the boy gasped, as the fat man's big cock pressed against the boy's bitch switch.
It felt like Christmas spreading through Mike's entire body. A warm, happy feeling spreading from his ass to the rest of his body, making his little dicklet rock hard in his special undies.
Santa, meanwhile, was biting his lip, wondering how it was possible for such a good boy to be so naughty. He sighed as Mikey sank further down his candy cane, the little boy squealing in delight as his guts were slowly but surely rearranged. Santa marvelled at the fact that Mikey wasn't splitting in two like firewood. Fuck top 100 - this pussy was in the top 10.
Mikey continued his blissful journey towards Santa's lap, wincing in pain as the massive cock slid deeper and deeper into his chimney, and biting his lip or moaning as the wonderful feeling spread through his body. Why had he not been doing this already? He had no idea, but he knew that he needed more.
"You like that big fat candy cane, Mikey?"
"Yes, Santa!"
"Yeah? You like Santa's massive North Pole stuffed into your chimney?"
"MMM! YES SANTA!"
The boy excitedly slammed down, taking a solid six inches up his ass in one smooth motion. Santa groaned loudly, his deep voice reverberating through the room. Mikey whined, almost a foot of Santa's grade A dick stuffed into his asshole. It hurt like hell but it still felt amazing. He glanced down and saw his belly bulging out as Santa's yule log made space in his torso by shifting his organs out of the way. He reached down and ran his hand over the bulge, up up up, before he lost track of it. He was finding it hard to breathe for some reason.
Santa knew, of course. His cockhead was now somewhere in the boy's ribcage, leaving him with little space to breathe. He almost felt bad, but this felt so good, and Mikey was clearly having the time of his life. The boy's heartbeat was racing like a vibrator around his cockhead, and the sight of the boy's throat bulging out as he sank a little further down almost made him cum on the spot. Santa put his hands on the boys hips to steady him as Mikey, slowly but surely, worked the rest of Santa's North Pole into his asshole.
Mikey was loving every moment. He loved feeling Santa's candy cane in his throat - even the boys in the videos Tommy showed him didn't have that happen! He kept pushing, his entire body pulsing with pleasure. He loved the feeling, and he loved how much fun it looked like Santa was having too.
He took a breath as deep as the pressure in his chest would allow, then forced himself all the way down.
Mikey felt his throat expand, then his neck forced back to allow space for Santa's massive candy cane. He was rewarded for his hard work with more of Santa's tasty cum. He tried to keep his mouth closed, just for a moment, but Santa's cock was too big and too hard, and he was forced to open wide, letting it exit his mouth. He lept going, his eyes staring at the ceiling as he felt Santa's pubes scratching his butt, and his snowballs twitching.
It may well have been the sexiest sight that Santa had ever seen. Nothing that Chip, the other elves, any of his exes, or any dad he'd ever fucked held a candle to the sight of sweet, innocent little Mikey impaled on his massive cock.
He took a moment to enjoy the sensation, doing his best from making it snow so quickly, then raised his hands from the boy's hips to his waist, grabbing him firmly, but gently. He began to slide Mikey up and down his cock gently, savouring every delicious moment.
Mikey shivered in bliss as Santa used him like a fleshlight, enjoying every moment. The pain was still there, but the pleasure completely overwhelmed it. He couldn't believe he'd never done this before - if he'd known how good it felt he would have been trying to get every man out there to fuck him. He giggled sluttily at the thought of how big his Dad was - of course Santa was amazing, but the thought of waiting a whole year to do this again was hard to bear.
He let Santa lift him up and down, doing his best to make sure Santa knew how much he loved his present. He thanked him, clenched his butt, let out those little whines of pleasure as Santa used him harder.
The big man stood up, not taking Mikey off his cock, and lay the tyke down on the bed, pulling out until just the head of his cock was in the boy's ass. Mikey looked up at the sexy fat man adoringly.
"Do you like your present, Mikey?" asked Santa.
"Yes Santa! Mmmm! Thank you! It feels so good!"
Santa shuddered at the boy's sluttiness.
"Okay... do you want Santa to do it like his husband likes it? I think you'll like it, too..."
"Mmm, okay Santa! Thank you!"
Santa smiled brightly at the adorable boy... then slammed all eighteen inches of his North Pole into Mikey's chimney in one quick, brutal thrust. The angle was slightly different, stretching Mikey's belly out obscenely to accomodate Santa's length.
"S-SANTAAAAA!"
"I know Mikey, I know..." Santa pulled out and thrust back in, all decorum and hesitation gone. He wanted to make sure that Mikey enjoyed his gift, but right now he was enjoying it enough for both of them.
Mikey threw his head back, moaning in bliss. The feeling was indescribable. He loved being at Santa's mercy like this, feeling the big man slam his candy cane into his chimney again and again. Santa's big jingle bells were hitting his ass again and again, and all he could do was take it.
"MMM! FUCK, MIKEY! SANTA'S GONNA MAKE IT SNOW!"
"YES SANTA! PLEASE MAKE IT SNOW!"
"YOU WANT IT?!"
"YES!"
"SAY YOU WANT IT!"
"I WANT YOUR CUMMIES SANTA! I WANT YOUR BIG FAT CANDY CANE CUM!"
"TAKE IT YOU HO HO WHORE!" Santa roared, bottoming out in the tyke, his cock forced up at an obscene angle as he shot his load, his snowballs twitching as the boy's belly inflated. He sighed in bliss, pulled out, adjusted the angle, then slammed back in again, forcing the cockhead into Mikey's mouth. The boy could only gulp desperately, eager not to waste a delicious drop - an, somehow, he managed.
Santa collapsed on top of the boy for a moment, breathing deeply as he let the waves of bliss roll over him as his orgasm subsided, then he pulled out, watching his cock slide out of the boy's body. Mikey's pussy closed instantly after his cock was removed. In fact, he might not believe he'd just fucked the boy into sweet oblivion if he hadn't just done it.
"I hope you liked your present, Mikey..."
"Mmm, it was the best Santa!" said the boy sweetly.
Santa gave the boy a gentle kiss on the cheek.
"Santa has to go now..."
"Already?"
"Yes... Santa still has to give a lot of presents tonight... although none as fun as this."
"Okay..." Mikey said. "Can I see you again?"
"Definitely... Santa's going to come back for that sweet pussy plenty..."
MIkey's eyes bugged out. "Not just Christmas?"
"You think Santa's only magic at Christmas?" Santa chortled. "No, Santa's going to come by plenty..."
"Mmm, I can't wait, Santa!"
"Me either," admitted Santa. "And if you're a very good boy, and you keep eating all your veggies and stay on the nice list, maybe one day you can come with Santa and be a special elf! Would you like that?"
"Mmm! I'll be good Santa! Promise!"
Santa smiled as he slid a butt plug into Mikey's ass to keep from making a mess. The boy squirmed cutely, but looked adorable with the red jewel nestled between his plump buttcheeks. He helped the boy get dressed and, as a special treat for an exceptional boy, he took him up to the roof to meet the reindeer, making sure he shut his eyes to avoid the mountain of presents and covering his ears so he wouldn't hear the puppy. The reindeer were as polite as always, and Mikey was delighted to meet them, giggling happily as Comet licked his cheek. He even treated the boy to a short ride in the sleigh, delighting in the boy's enthusiasm. His cock twitched at the thought of fucking him right there but, well... there was always next time.
There would definitely be a next time.
When all was said and done he returned the boy to his bed, tucked him in, and gave him a gently kiss on the forehead.
"Merry Christmas, Mikey," he said.
"Merry Christmas, Santa," yawned the boy.
Santa kissed him again, then went downstairs. He drank his milk, ate his cookies, grabbed the carrots, then gave the puppy a gentle pat before disappearing up the chimney.
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Dear Santa
I hope I didn't wake you!
Thank you for all your presents! I named the puppy Comet! I've been playing with all my toys and I love them all!
And of course thank you for the big present. It felt so good having your North Pole in my chimney.
Daddy saw me in my jockstrap so now I get to have sex with him too. He even lets me see Cousin Tommy again!
When I'm out I like letting all the men see my undies, just to see who wants me. Turns out a lot of men do! My neighbor Jamal says that I'm a naughty boy if I can take his big black cock (he called it that, I promise, and you said swearing is okay sometimes!) but I know I'm on the nice list! That's why you gave me everything I need to be sexy!
I can't wait to see you again, though. Next time you come maybe you can give me a magic button that lets you know when I want your North Pole rearranging my guts. My birthday's coming up, so maybe I can even get a dildo molded after it? I love all cock but yours is definitely my favorite!
And don't worry, I'm even nicer now! Lots of men are real happy when I offer them a blowjob or let them fuck me! My Daddy lets me practise every day, and Cousin Tommy is so cute. I think he thought I'd be scared of him, not that I'd be riding him for hours without getting tired.
I hope I can stay on the Nice List so I can come be a special elf.
Thank you, Santa!
Mikey
x
Attached to the letter was a photo of Mikey, smiling happily in a big black man's lap, clad in a jockstrap as his belly bulged. Santa's cock twitched as he hurriedly put them both away.
"A letter? Already?" asked Chip. The adorable elf was clad in nothing but a jockstrap and an elf hat. He handed Santa a coffee and kissed his cheek.
"Just a thank you note. You know, from that Mikey kid?"
"The one with the strange letter?"
"Yeah..."
"Well, I'm glad he was happy with his present. And I'm glad he took the time to write you a letter to say thanks! That's rare. Seems like a special kid. Think he has what it takes to be an elf?"
"Maybe one day."
Chip smirked, kneeling down between his husband's legs.
"Well, let's hope he can take care of all the extra special elf duties when the time comes... this big candy cane needs a lot of attention..."
Chip licked his lips and got to work.