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ratgod created new chat room
ratgod has added several others to chat
ratgod has locked group chat and names
Cats.and.sleep: uugghh why!?
Ratgod: why what :)
Cats.and.sleep: not today satan no thank you I like what little is left of my sanity
Dontmute!: yo yo yo yeah! We got another one WWWOOOOOO!!!!
Dont.add.34.to.my.name: aaww what's the matter aizawa? I thought you liked us?? 😘😘😘
Cats.and.sleep: and I regret it every single day
Unknown: ... Ummm I don't think I'm meant to be here sorry
Unknown left
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Unknown: uuummm wth ??
Ratgod: I'm sorry but I removed everybody's ability to leave as last time " somebody " left one to many times
Cats.and.sleep: uugghhh
Dontmute!: aaww what's the matter listener ? Why'd you wanna leave so soon??
Unknown: uummmm most likely cause this is a chat full of pros and I am NOT one
Don't.add.34.to.my.name: wait how did you know this chat was full of pros??
Unknown: uummmm
1: I'm pretty sure dontmute! Is present mic
2: there's only one creature on the planet who would call themselves a rat without it being an insult from anybody
3: you just confirmed it
Dontmute! : AHAHHAHA!!! The listener got you good nem!
Cats.and.sleep: I'd be more worried at the fact they just called nezu a creature...
Unknown: .... Oh fuck
Ratgod: it's quite alright, and being honest that's some very good observation skills there
Unknown: ...
Dontmute!: uummmm listener??
Unknown: ... Sorry just geeked out ... I just got complimented by NEZU!!!! Gimme a moment I need to happy stim RN
Ratgod: ofcourse take all the time you need
Unknown: umm actually gimme a moment
unknown changed name to " green goblin "
Green goblin: there, felt weird to not have a name, anyways GTG BYE!!
green goblin has logged off
Dontmute!: ...
Don't.add.34.to.my.name: ...
Cats.and.sleep: ...
Blood.for.the.blood.god!: ...
Pewmcpew: ...
Living Minecraft: ...
I will heal you!!: ... Nezu
Ratgod: ehehehehehehehe
Cats.and.sleep: ... Run
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Meanwhile izuku or as his vigilante self jade whisper silently made it home after another night patrol after accidently being added to the UA staff chat somehow ... Which honestly has him slightly terrified at the moment, fuck Eraserheads in that chat to! Welp there goes everything he's ever known bye bye patrols, bye bye Wearhouse, bye bye Mei-mein... OH FUCK I GOTTA TELL HER!!!!
Jade whisper than rushed over to the trash beach and ran up to a thrown together shelter which he rushed into with practiced silence before he started to get his gear off until he realised mei was watching from her workbench
" Heya izu how was patrol tonight?? " She asked with far to much enthusiasm to most, but izukus gotten used to it over the year or so of moving around with her
Izuku looked over at her slightly worried before talking " ... Uummmm remember when I hacked into UA's servers to get a grasp on the exams and how they'd treat homeless students ?? "
" Uumm yeah ?? " Mei asked tilting her head in confusion as to why he's bringing that up at this time of the night
" ... Uummmm turns out a code got added into my phone and I ... Ended up being added to the UA staff chat ?? " He said getting slightly more worried as meis expression just went stone cold for a moment before
" AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH/AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH "