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[PIDW FANS FORUM: GENERAL DISCUSSION]
[SUBFORUM: ANIME&XIANXIA EVENT!]
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[TOPIC: THE BEST LUO BINGHE COSPLAY I'VE EVER SEEN!!!]
User: BingheLover69 / posted at 15:58pm.
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Guys for the love of GOD does anyone have THIS COSPLAYER social media?? I SWEAR, he agreed to take a pic with me, BUT HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE A CARD OR SOMETHING??? IN FACT, he even looked at me weird when I asked him about his socials. He said something like, he was being social enough, THE GUY IS WEIRDO, DUDE, BUT WHAT A GOOD COSPLAY NGL
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User: ItsBingheBitch / posted at 16:04pm
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THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME.
DUDE. DUDE. I CAN TAKE A PIC WITH HIM, AND I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW, I HAD THIS LIU MINGYAN COSPLAY THAT COST ME SIX MONTHS TO PAY FOR AND I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO AT LEAST BE A LITTLE NICE TO ME BECAUSE OF, I MEAN, MINGYAN IS HIS WIFE!!! AND HE JUST NO??? HE JUST TOOK THE PIC AND DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING NICE??? BUT I GOT THE PIC HERE, I'M ON THE FLOOR
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User: MobeiTitties / posted at 16:09pm
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GUYS, REALLY??? THIS IS THE BEST COSPLAY I'VE EVER SEEN, my jaw was on the floor
It was like watching LUO BINGHE MADE FLESH AND BLOOD. Guys, GUYS!! THOSE MUSCLES??? THEY WERE ABOUT TO BREAK THE SEAMS OF THAT COSPLAY
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User: BingheLover69 / posted at 16:10pm
@MobeiTitties AND I CAN SWEAR THAT WASN'T A WIG. NO FUCK. WHO HAS HAIR THAT LONG AND SO WELL??? I'M FUCKING OBSSESED
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted at 16:14pm
GUYS, THAT WASN’T A WIG. IN FACT, EVEN AIRPLANE ASKED ABOUT IT!!
I was in the signing line and I got to hear a little bit of what they were talking about. THEY TOOK THAT RIDICULOUS PHOTO WITH THE MULAN POSE. I ALMOST CRY RIGHT THERE
Such a good cosplay, dude, seriously nobody has his socials??
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User: MobeiTitties / posted at 16:16pm
@ShaHualingBraids GIRL, WERE YOU THERE?? DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED?? I HEARD PEERLESS CUCUMBER WAS ALSO AT THE SIGNING AND THERE WAS A *SITUATION*
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User: BingheLover69 / posted at 16:19pm
@MobeiTitties BRO??? PEERLEES CUCUMBER IN PERSON, THE FUCKING HATER??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN A *SITUATION*?? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED???
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User: BingheWife193 / posted at 16:32pm
Guys, no one asked me, and I don't usually go on these forums, but hey, I have a video and some pictures that my girlfriend took in line. You're welcome.
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User: MobeiTitties / posted at 16:34pm
GUYS???? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED THERE????
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User: ItsBingheBitch / posted at 16:36pm
IS THAT POCKET GREMLIN PEERLESS CUCUMBER??? HIS BADNESS LEVEL IT’S UNDSUALLY HIGH FOR SOMEONE OF HIS SIZE
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User: PapapaFlower / posted at 16:37pm
I'm finishing reading the novel now and I don't understand who Peerles Cucumber is!!:(
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted at 16:38pm
@PapapaFlower DUDE, HAVE YOU NOT READ THE COMMENTS??? Peerless Cucumber is THE featured commentator on PIDW. He just trashes PIDW episodes with his SAVAGE comments all the damn time. This guy deserves an award for all the dedication he puts in criticizing every scene of papapa
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User: ScumVillainSimp / posted at 16:40pm
GUYS I’M ON THE GROUND. LITERALLY AIRPLANE RESPONDED TO ALL THOSE HATE COMMENTS PEERLESS CUCUMBER MADE BY SAYING “FUCK BINGHE IF YOU LIKE HIM SO MUCH”, AND BRO, PEERLESS CUCUMBER DID IT. GOALS.
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User: MingyanSupremacy / posted at 16:42pm
Excuse me but???? The way that cosplayer CARRIED Peerless Cucumber WITH ONE ARM??? ON HIS SHOULDER??? CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT AND FOCUS ON WHAT'S IMPORTANT???
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User: BingheLover69 / posted at 16:43pm
I hate my life, I would give anything to have seen that in person, I mean???? That cosplay is great, man, but seriously, HE CARRIED HIM WITH ONE ARM??? HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT??? AND PEERLESS CUCUMBER WAS KICKING AND SCREAMING AND THIS COSPLAYER JUST CARRIED HIM ON HIS SHOULDER LIKE HE WAS NOTHING??? I'm dying
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User: ItsBingheBitch / posted at 16:44pm
@BingheLover69 bro, same. Never in my fucking life did I think I'd say this, but man, I wish I was Peerles Cucumber at the exact moment that perfect Luo Binghe cosplayer carried him on his shoulder. I might die on the spot
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User: QingqiuStan / posted at 16:45pm
Guys, Peerless Cucumber was INSULTING Airplane while being carried away from there. GUYS, PEERLESS CUCUMBER WAS BEING CARRIED BY LUO BINGHE WHILE AIRPLANE WAS JUST LAUGHING AT HIM. I can't take this anymore
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User: MobeiTitties / posted at 16:46pm
I TOLD YOU THAT THOSE MUSCLES WERE GOING TO BREAK THE COSPLAY, SERIOUSLY, WHERE DO YOU GET ONE GUY LIKE THAT??? I WANT ONE TOO
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted at 16:47pm
Literally, there's Peerless Cucumber, the biggest threat of every PIDW update, being carried by the PROTAGONIST, ON HIS SHOULDER, WHILE PEERLESS CUCUMBER SCREAMS, INSULTS AND WRINKLES, AND THE PROTAGONIST HOLDS HIM AS IF HE WEIGHS NOTHING
Please someone make a fanart of this. I NEED A FANART OF THIS, IT'S SO HORRIBLE IT'S AWESOME
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User: ProudHaremMember / posted at 16:51pm
I'm going to say what we're all thinking
SOMEONE PUT THAT COSPLAYER IN THE FUTURE ADAPTATION OF PIDW
ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND SOMEONE SO PERFECT, WTF DUDE, ITS RIPPED FROM AN OFFICIAL ART AND PLACED IN OUR DISGUSTING REALITY
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User: ItsBingheBitch / posted at 16:52pm
Peerless Cucumber is a living icon, the man literally walked up to Airplane, said all his shit to his face, and his boyfriend/cosplayer slayed the whole damn show
Is this a marketing strategy? Because I am buying it
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User: TheNewNewNewWife / posted at 16:53pm
Did anyone record when Peerless Cucumber told Airplane HE WAS PEERLESS CUCUMBER, AND AIRPLANE WAS SHOCKED??? LOL THAT MOMENT DESERVED TO BE IMMORTALIZED
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User: ArtistInTheAbyss / posted at 16:55pm
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I don't know about you, but I already made this fanart lol
Peerless Cucumber being carried on Luo Binghe's shoulder like a sack of potatoes while insulting Airplane, and Luo Binghe just being pleased with himself. I refrained from adding cat ears!!! Guys, please forgive me, but I had to do it. I'll upload it on the art forum when I finish the colors!!
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User: ItsBingheBitch / posted at 16:58pm
@ArtistInTheAbyss marry me, I love you
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User: AirplaneShootingTowardstheSky / posted at 17:03pm
HEY HELLO EVERYONE :D Yes, it's me!! The “Author Hack”, thanks Cucumber-bro. Just stopping by to say that this community is the best thing that's ever happened to me!!! The interactions at yesterday's event were LEGENDARY, thanks everyone for all the support (and laughs)!!!
PS: If you find the cosplayer's socials, tag me!! I definitely need to see more of my son ;D
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User: BingheLover69 / posted at 17:05pm
LOL THE MULAN MEME IRL
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted 17:06pm
NO FUCKING WAY, SERIOUSLY WE ARE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT AIRPLANE THE SHAMELESS GUY TELLING PEERLESS CUCUMBER “ENJOY MAKING OUT WITH MY SON”????
IT WAS A GIFT, PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE A MEME WITH THAT
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User: MobeiTitties / posted 17:07pm
Guys, are we seriously uniting as a fandom for the first time in history just to simp this cosplayer?? I mean, it's an obvious answer: yes
Who needs debates about which wife is better when it is now clear that Binghe's only wife is Peerless Cucumber?
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User: TheNewNewNewWife / posted 17:08pm
@MobeiTitties BRO TELLING FACTS
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User: MingyanSupremacy / posted 17:09pm
Guys, are they REALLY a couple?? I mean, has anyone seen them together or something, or is this just nonsense to try to laugh at Peerless Cucumber?? Because if they were a couple, BRO, IT'S LITERALLY SO ???? LOL, HE REALLY LOOKED FOR SOMEONE LIKE LUO BINGHE, WHAT THE FUCK
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted 17:11pm
@MingyanSupremacy GURL, THEY ARE, THEY ARE, YOU HAD TO SEE THEM, SO STICKY, THE BINGHE COSPLAYER DIDN'T TAKE HIS HANDS OFF HIM AT ANY TIME
AND AT SOME POINT PEERLESS CUCUMBER SHOWED UP WITH THAT FAN AND WAS SPANKING THE COSPLAYER IN THE SIGNING LINE EVERY TIME HE GOT TOO STICKY
GIRL, I WAS ON THE FLOOR, I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING OF WHAT I WAS SEEING BUT I LIKED IT
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User: BingheLover69 / posted 17:12pm
@ShaHualingBraids me, on the ground, dying. REALLY?? I mean, REALLY? PEERLESS CUCUMBER WITH HUMAN REPRESENTATION ON EARTH OF LUO BINGHE???
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted 17:13pm
@BingheLover69 damn Cucumber, you fucking lucky guy
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User: BingheLover69 / posted 17:13pm
@ShaHualingBraids same sis
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User: DemonWifesEnjoyer / posted 17:16pm
Guys, but??? Answers??? Did anyone FIND that cosplayer's socials?? DOES HE EXIST?? IS HE A REAL HUMAN BEING AND NOT A COLLECTIVE HALLUCINATION?? DOES HE HAVE INSTAGRAM, TIKTOK??? I need to know where that level of perfection came from and see if I can get more
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User: MobeiTitties / posted 17:18pm
@DemonWifeEnjoyer DUDE, SERIOUSLY, I looked for it by EVERY POSSIBLE MEANS
I EVEN DID A REVERSE SEARCH AND ONLY FANARTS APPEARED
THE IMAGE SEARCHER BELIEVES HE IS SO PERFECT THAT ONLY SOMETHING UNREAL CAN COMPARE WITH HIM
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted 17:22pm
@MobeiTitties LOL DUDE I JUST DID THAT AND THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME
DID THEY TAKE THIS FROM A FANART?? DID THEY PRINT IT WITH A 3D PRINTER??? I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP I NEED ANSWERS
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User: AnotherBingheWife / posted 17:23pm
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Guys, I don't have much for the cause, but look!! I know my cosplay isn't the best, BUT I GOT A PICTURE WITH THAT LUO BINGHE!! HE WAS SO TALL, AND HE TALKED SO IN CHARACTER. Seriously guys, I found him with Peerless Cucumber buying some stuff at a friend's stand and he seemed to be roleplaying the whole time, what a level of commitment
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User: BingheLover69 / posted 17:25pm
If I don't get his socials I will die
@community SERIOUSLY NO ONE HAS HAD ANY LUCK SO FAR??? WHAT THE FUCK??
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User: ItsBingheBitch / posted 17:32pm
@BingheLover69 nothing here dude, I already searched and all I can find is that he took pictures with more cosplayers, BUT HE IS NOT TAGGED IN ANY
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted 17:33pm
@ItsBingheBitch SACRILEGE!!! SERIOUSLY, NOT EVEN A TAG??? NOT A CARD?? CAN SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET SOME DATA ON THIS COSPLAYER???
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User: PeerlessCucumbersHusband / posted 17:36pm
This Lord does not understand what all the fuss is about. This Lord does not have social media, and he is not interested in having one. This Emperor only went to that convention as my A-Yuan's companion. He is all my priority. Cosplay is not important.
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User: BingheLover69 / posted 17:37pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband ?????? NO FUCKING WAY?????????
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted 17:37pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband BOY???? A-YUAN????? WHY IS HE WRITING LIKE,, HE'S BINGHE IRL???
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User: MingyanSupremacy / posted 17:37pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband “He is all my priority” I AM SCREAMING
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User: LittleLingling / posted 17:39pm
Hey guys!!! :D I'm the Sha Hualing who was putting zuiyin yesterday, and the one who put the zuiyin on Peerless Cucumber!! Now that I recognize him from this post, I just have to tell everyone that surprisingly (!!!) he was very kind at my stand and left a VERY large unnecessary tip, BUT GRATEFUL
I just want to say that seeing him and his Binghe cosplayer together was the most adorable thing ever!!! He looked at him like the sun rose just for him!! It was SO SWEET that I'm sure my standards went up 101%!!
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted 17:43pm
Guys, I just keep thinking about the people in the signing line and how this cosplayer treated Peerless Cucumber ALL THE TIME. He would hug him, lean over him to hug him closer!!! He looked at him like he was the only important thing in the universe
Honestly, I want what they have
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User: MobeiTitties / posted 17:45pm
OK BUT??? ARE WE BACK ON THE TOPIC??? @PeerlessCucumbersHusband could be any random guy taking advantage of the situation and what we can't find this cosplayer for his five seconds of fame, lol, how do we know that it's that Luo Binghe for real???
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User: PeerlessCucumbersHusband / posted 17:47pm
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User: MobeiTitties / posted 17:47pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband I'm on my knees
Forget everything I said
I'm on my knees my Lord
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted 17:47pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband BOY????? I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WHAT IS THIS
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User: ItsBingheBitch / posted 17:47pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband I AM SCREAMING
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User: BingheLover69 / posted 17:47pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband I'm dead and I'm in heaven
IS THAT A HATSUNE MIKU T-SHIRT??? IS IT LEGAL FOR IT TO BE SO TIGHT????
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User: LittleLingling / posted 17:47pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband IS THAT THE MIKU T-SHIRT PEERLESS CUCUMBER WAS WEARING YESTERDAY???
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User: ScumVillainSimp / posted 17:49pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband BRO, THAT NUMBER OF LUO BINGHE POSTERS ON THE WALLS IS NOT NORMAL
SERIOUSLY, HOW ARE YOU SO SIMILAR AND SO FANATIC AT THE SAME TIME?? WHAT KIND OF ALIGNMENT OF THE STARS IS THIS???
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User: AirplaneShootingTowardstheSky / posted 17:52pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband I'M GONNA DIE
THOSE POSTERS WERE SUBSCRIPTION GIFTS I SENT TO PEERLESS CUCUMBER.
I KNOW THIS BECAUSE TWO OF THEM WERE THE ONLY PRINTS. UNLESS PEERLESS CUCUMBER HAS SHARED HIS LOOT WHICH I DOUBT THAT UNGRATEFUL BITCH DOES, GUYS I'M GONNA DIE. WHAT THE FUCK BRO.
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User: MingyanSupremacy / posted 17:54pm
Guys, can we talk about that even without costume or a drop of makeup this cosplayer IS Luo Binghe??? Literally. He's Binghe. With the dark eyes and the pretty face. What the fuck?
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User: MobeiTitties / posted 17:55pm
@AirplaneShootingTowardstheSky ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT PEERLESS CUCUMBER AND OUR UNOFFICIAL BINGHE ARE LIVING TOGETHER???
THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY LITTLE BRAIN THE FUCK
WHAT'S NEXT?? SHOULD HE COOK HIM STRAWBERRY MACARONS TOO???
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User: PeerlessCucumbersHusband / posted 17:58pm
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In fact, my A-Yuan prefers matcha macarons. I just finished making some for him.
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User: MingyanSupremacy / posted 17:59pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband don't cry for me I'm already dead
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User: ItsBingheBitch / posted 17:59pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband BRO???? YOU'RE A CHEF??? WHAT THE FUCK
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted 17:59pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband bro what the fuck is inhuman that you did that by yourself in the PROFFESIONAL bakery on my street they look horrible those look like COMMERCIAL WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
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User: BingheLover69 / posted 17:59pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband guys, this is as far as I've come, I just lost and regained my hopes in humanity and love at the same time and I don't understand anything, I was just looking for the cosplayer, I didn't want to be humiliated in single
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User: ProudHaremMember / posted 18:00pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband hey, if Luo Binghe cooks like this, then I understand why half of his wives went straight to his heavenly pillar after tasting his cooking
I LITERALLY WANT TO GO TO THE HEAVENLY PILLAR JUST BY SEEING IT
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User: AnotherBingheWife / posted 18:01pm
@ProudHaremMember YOU WILD GIRL
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User: DemonWifesEnjoyer / posted 18:02pm
@ProudHaremMember same to this
Well, our Luo Binghe IRL may not be feeding us, BUT WE ARE HAVING NICE TEA
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted 18:03pm
@DemonWifesEnjoyer THE BEST TEA
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User: PeerlessCucumbersHusband / posted 18:04pm
?
This Lord is not inviting anyone to tea.
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User: itsBingheBitch / posted 18:05pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband BRO WTF HELP I'M DYING
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User: ScumVillainSimp / posted 18:05pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE LUO BINGHE'S INTERNET AWAY
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User: MobeiTitties / posted 18:06pm
@ScumVillainSimp HOW CAN TAKE IT AWAY??? SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN MORE INTERNET
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband LUO BINGHE PLEASE WE WANT TO SEE YOU ON INSTAGRAM AND TIKOK, WE DON'T ASK FOR MUCH, WE JUST WANT MORE OF YOUR EXISTENCE IN OUR LIVES
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User: ProudHaremMember / posted 18:07pm
@MobeiTitties SECOND
DUDE, SERIOUSLY, JUST COOKING LIKE THIS YOU WOULD BECOME FAMOUS, THINK ABOUT IT AND TEXT ME IF YOU NEED SOMEONE FOR MARKETING FOR YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA, YOU FUTURE INFLUENCER
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User: PeerlessCucumbersHusband / posted 18:08pm
This Lord does not seek to influence anyone. He does not cook for anyone other than A-Yuan.
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted 18:09pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband it's usually at this part of the dream that I wake up
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User: BingheLover69 / posted 18:10pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband AT LEAST INSTAGRAM? NO?
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User: MingyanSupremacy / posted 18:11pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband You could use it as a way to publicly mark Peerless Cucumber as your husband on all the internet :D
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User: PeerlessCucumbersHusband / posted 18:12pm
This Lord will think about it.
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User: AnotherBingheWife / posted 18:13pm
@MingyanSupremacy GIRL I KISS YOUR DAMN HANDS, WHAT A TAKE, I LOVE YOU
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User: MobeiTitties / posted 18:13pm
@MingyanSupremacy now all I have to do is simp you
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User: TheNewNewNewWife / posted 18:15pm
OK YES BUT SPEAKING OF THE CONVENTION, DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE FACE OF MASSIVE DESTRUCTION THAT OUR LUO BINGHE IRL MADE EVERY TIME PEERLESS CUCUMBER TOOK A PIC WITH ANOTHER COSPLAYER???
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User: LesbianHaremMember / posted 18:18pm
@TheNewNewNewWife I CONFIRMED!! I had this Qi Qingqi cosplay and when I took the pic with Luo Binghe everything was ok, he was nice at first BUT BOY,, WHEN PEERLESS CUCUMBER APPROACHED ME FOR HIS OWN PIC I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE. I COULD HEAR THE BOSS FINAL MUSIC IN MY EARS WHILE LUO BINGHE WAS TAKING THE PHOTO. DUDE I WAS SCARED
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User: ProudHaremMember / posted 18:20pm
Does anyone else feel like we unlocked the banned ship or something??
Is it even possible? Can we ship Peerless Cucumber and Luo Binghe???
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User: MingyanSupremacy / posted 18:22pm
@ProudHaremMember Girl, they're a couple. What's more shipp-appropriate about that?
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User: ProudHaremMember / posted 18:23pm
@MingyanSupremacy lol i literally forgot it's not a delusion in my head it's just that they’re too beautiful to be real
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User: BingheLover69 / posted 18:25pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband okay, important question, are you REALLY MARRIED??
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User: PeerlessCucumbersHusband / posted 18:27pm
Not yet.
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User: MingyanSupremacy / posted 18:28pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband excuse me, I'm literally on the floor, someone give me some air PLEASE, WHAT IS THIS???
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted 18:28pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOT YET??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, “YET”???? WHO THE HELL IS THIS MAN? I’M SCREAMING
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User: AirplaneShootingTowardstheSky / posted 18:30pm
Guys, what the fuck. I love all of you, but when did we get to this?
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User: MobeiTities / posted 18:32pm
@AirplaneShootingTowardstheSky “this” author-sama refers to
- a) shipp BingCumber
- b) BingCumber wedding
- c) Luo Binghe IRL existing like something out of a PIDW cover?
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User: AirplaneShootingTowardstheSky / posted 18:33pm
@MobeiTitties dude, all the above. What the fuck.
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User: PeerlessCucumbersHusband / posted 18:34pm
This Lord does not understand where they are going to ship BingCumber or whatever it is. The only wedding that will happen for this Lord is of course his future wedding with A-Yuan, when my A-Yuan wishes and is willing for it, however long it takes, this Lord will wait.
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User: MingyanSupremacy / posted 18:35pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband yes, you just killed me, “THIS LORD WILL WAIT”?? HELP
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted 18:35pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband if he doesn't tell you this Lord will wait, he doesn't love you
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User: BingheLover69 / posted 18:35pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband right in front of my salad??
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User: ItsBingheBitch / posted 18:36pm
Guys, I'm delirious. For a moment there I literally felt like I was reading a piece of PIDW
WHAT IS THIS, A TRANSMIGRANT?? WHAT THE HELL??
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User: ProudHaremMember / posted 18:37pm
@ItsBingheBitch BRO WHY DOES WHAT YOU SAY MAKE SO MUCH SENSE???
ONLY IN THIS WAY WOULD IT MAKE SENSE THAT *THIS* PERFECT LUO BINGHE IS ON EARTH WITH US HUMBLE MORTALS
BUT WHY WITH PEERLESS CUCUMBER??? BRO REALLY????
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User: PeerlessCucumbersHusband / posted 18:39pm
Why would this Lord not want to be with A-Yuan? My A-Yuan is perfect. This Lord has searched for him throughout the worlds. Finding him, being by his side, having the joy of his company and affection, makes this Lord's life have a meaning.
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User: MingyanSupremacy / posted 18:40pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband I SCREAMED
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted 18:40pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband BOY WHAT??? SOMEONE PLEASE PUT HIM IN FRONT OF A KEYBOARD TO TYPE ROMANCE, WHAT THE FUCK
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User: MobeiTitties / posted 18:40pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband bro please leave something for the humble mortals you are putting expectations on the sky it is not fair
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User: BingheLover69 / posted 18:40pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband if you two break up I'll stop believing in love
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User: TheNewNewNewWife / posted 18:40pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband WHY ARE YOU NOT MARRIED YET??? I DEMAND A REFUND
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User: ItsBingheBitch / posted 18:40pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband THE AUDIENCE WANTS A WEDDING, I AM THE AUDIENCE, PLEASE GIVE ME A WEDDING
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User: DemonWifesEnjoyer / posted 18:41pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband HOW AND WHY ARE YOU TWO NOT MARRIED YET??? I FEEL SCAMMED, IT'S NOT FAIR
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User: PeerlessCucumbersHusband / posted 18:42pm
This Lord will not pressure A-Yuan into giving me an answer. This Lord already considers himself, by all means that matter, a husband. If A-Yuan wants to wait for a formal wedding, this Lord will have his decisions first, as it should be.
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted 18:43pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband “This Lord will not pressure A-Yuan” IS THIS MAN REAL??? HELP???
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User: MingyanSupremacy / posted 18:43pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband “by all means that matter, a husband”
Dude, dude, I need to sit down for a moment, I'm LITERALLY CRYING???
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User: BingheLover69 / posted 18:44pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband IF THEY DON'T GET MARRIED I WILL KILL MYSELF AND THEN EVERYONE IN THIS FORUM SO AS NOT TO LEAVE EVIDENCE, WHAT THE FUCK
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User: MobeiTitties / posted 18:45pm
@BingheLover69 literally me too, WE WANT A WEDDING
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User: AirplaneShootingTowardstheSky / posted 18:47pm
Steps back! D: I want to remind you that public proposals, even if they seem romantic!!! are a form of emotional pressure on the other person. It's not fair for Peerless Cucumber to have to deal with the expectations you're putting on him and his relationship with this :D
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User: PeerlessCucumber / posted 18:50pm
@AirplaneShootingTowardstheSky ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TALKING ABOUT HEALTHY MARRIAGE PROPOSALS NOW, SHITTY AUTHOR? LITERALLY, WHAT THE FACE DO YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT WITH? THE LAST WIFE WAS PROPOSED BY BINGHE IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE DEMONIC COURT WHO COULD TEAR HER TO PIECES IF SHE REFUSED FOR DARING TO REFUSE TO HIS MAJESTY.
AND DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU OF WIFE NUMBER 192 AND THE THREE SISTERS 204, 205 AND 206 WHOSE MARRIAGE PROPOSALS WERE BASICALLY FUCK OR DIE AND WITHOUT THEIR ENTIRE WAY TO REFUSE ANYTHING? OF COURSE YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE YOUR ATTEMPT AT A CRAPPY PLOT MAKE THEM WANT AND LOVE BINGHE AFTERWARDS, BUT OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KNOW HOW TO WRITE A HEALTHY PROPOSAL EVEN IF YOU WERE PAID TO DO IT, YOU FUCKING AIRPLANE!
IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE WRITTEN 900+ CHAPTERS OF UNNECESSARY AND ABSURD NONSENSE PAPAPA! GO WRITE YOUR CHEAP PORNOGRAPHY AND STOP TRYING TO GIVE LIFE ADVICE, YOU HUMAN DISASTER!
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User: BingheLover69 / posted 18:52pm
BOY
PEERLESS CUCUMBER SHOWED UP JUST TO GIVE AIRPLANE A DRAG AND LEFT
WHAT THE FUCK
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User: MobeiTitties / posted 18:53pm
I'm CRYING literally no one asked Peerless Cucumber ANYTHING, NO ONE QUOTED HIM, NO ONE SAID ANYTHING TO HIM, and yet HE YELLED AT AIRPLANE AND LEFT, I'm crying
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User: DemonWifesEnjoyer / posted 18:55pm
OK, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
Peerless Cucumber didn't deny or confirm anything, he just came with chaos and the opportunity to drag up Airplane for free and left, what the hell
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User: AirplaneShootingTowardstheSky / posted 18:57pm
@DemonWifesEnjoyer Don't worry, dear reader!! :DD I'll take care of it!!
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User: AirplaneShootingTowardstheSky / posted 18:58pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband sorry, who's the human disaster here? Because the one who has a boyfriend who is basically a character I made up is not me. Just saying :D
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User: PeerlessCucumber / posted 18:59pm
@AirplaneShootingTowardstheSky AT LEAST I HAVE A PARTNER WHO LOVES ME AND A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP, WHICH YOU AND YOUR PERVERT ASS WILL PROBABLY NEVER HAVE
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User: ItsBingheBitch / posted 19:00pm
And this is how you destroy a single person
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User: BingheLover69 / posted 19:00pm
@ItsBingheBitch dude I'm single since birth and even I felt bad for Airplane
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted 19:01pm
He destroyed the author live and on air in less than a minute and confirmed every kind of romantic relationship on all the internet at the same time. Who would have thought how multitasking Peerless Cucumber could be?
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User: MingyanSupremacy / posted 19:02pm
Imagine Luo Binghe IRL please
Peerless Cucumber is sweeping the floor with Airplane and this huge guy in his boyfriend’s tight Miku shirt must just look at him tenderly and think “Yes, this is my husband”
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User: PeerlessCucumberHusband / posted 19:03
Yes.