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2/6/XX post by u/red_bat in r/relationshipadvice — 21 Awards
My partners are stil horny over their shared ex; My brother.
I probably won’t even follow your fuckass advice but I’m posting this here because this is objectively funny as shit.
Starting at the very beginning, My brother (31) and I (26M) are both adopted. I was a last minute decision teen foster and my brother was turning 18 and on the rocks with the old man. He saw me as a replacement and I saw him as the perfect child I had to live up to. We didn’t have the best relationship for a long time, but I would say we’re decently close now (I would die for that fucker and I have no doubt he’d do the same).
My brother (D) played the same competitive sport i did so we sort of ran in the same circles (think one big friend group with smaller groups that rotated and shifted membership over the years. Edit: ‘Haikyuu-fanfic core’ according to someone in the replies) so we have a lot of the same friends. And like any conventionally attractive guy with an ounce of confidence, D dated and slept with a fuck ton of people in the group when he was in his late teens/early twenties. Two of those people happen to be my current partners.
K (?F (don’t ask)), R (30M) & I have been dating for almost five years now and I get the serious impression that this is endgame. I genuinely don’t see myself marrying anyone else.
Naturally, everyone loves to point out how funny it is that I either “stole” my brother's partners, or I got his “scraps”. I was insecure about it for a while but I have great partners and a halfway decent brother who reassured me constantly that our relationship had nothing to do with D. They’re both committed to me and D has had a serious girlfriend for the last couple of years.
However, over the last few months I’ve noticed both R and K’s gazes lingering a little (a lot) too long on D, particularly when he’s in tight clothing (which is often with that exhibitionist bitch), and after we visit him/he visits us they always go feral in the bedroom.
I’m not stupid. My brother has always been the conventially attractive one, the one that gets all the girls (and boys) and is an attention whore through and through. And I know my partners, they’re horny fucks on the best of days.
All of us do have sex with other people (with permission beforehand), but at the beginning of our relationship I set the boundary that I didn’t want them fucking any of my siblings, especially not D.
At first I was really fucking mad about it, but honestly the more I watch them freak out every time he bends over, the more I find it really it really fucking funny that these idiots are losing their minds over D but can’t do anything about it because they don’t have my permission.
I am debating letting them fuck D. My worry that they’ll go back to him is mostly gone, I can tell they don’t have romantic feelings but my dumbass insecurities don’t care about that. Plus I’m almost certain they won’t be satisfied with once and I don’t know if I’m okay with my brother fucking my partners often.
Edit: Clarification on D’s past relationships with my partners;
K & D were first love’s back when they were 15-18 (but were pining years before that). They had an incredibly messy break up and falling out. They only really started healing their friendship when R, K & I started dating.
R & D were each others gay awakenings, and they were casual fwb’s right up until D got into a relationship. They did try dating for a while but it didn’t work out.
Edit: D has not shown obvious interest in either of them, but I can’t see him turning them down as long as I can convince him I’d be okay with it.
Edit: No I’m not fucking joining them you freaks. Just because I didn’t grow up with him doesn’t mean he’s not my fucking brother. Get a life.
UPDATE;
I let it happen. R & K were so pathetically horny over D and were so fucking bad at hiding it from me Jfc. I got sick of them after a month of that shit.
D was actually the one who approached me about it, surprisingly enough. He’s not as stupid as he looks either, and he was worried about our relationship. He asked me if I wanted him to confront them and try and get them to stop.
That was honestly all the reassurance I needed. I trust my partners but I don’t talk to my brother a lot and my insecurities conjured this image of him manipulating his way into taking my partners. All it took was one conversation to snap me out of it and realise how idiotic that was.
So yeah. They fucked at D’s apartment, because no way was I letting my brother have sex at my place.
No, I didn’t get involved, I hope anyone who was drooling all over themselves imagining it in the replied goes to fucking hell.
It’ll probably happen again, but I’m more okay with it than I thought I’d be. D & I are fine about it but R & K are endlessly worried and keep checking in to make sure I’m not spiralling, it’s honestly hilarious.
I will give permission for you in the comments over on tumblr to fucking use this as a fanfiction. I see you. This blew up more than I thought it would and I pray my other siblings haven’t seen it. Thanks to those of you who actually tried to give decent advice.
- J
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u/blue_wingdings
what the fuck jay??????u/red_bat
Don’t fucking start with me, you literally made your own post about this.u/blue_wingdings
I WROTE THAT UNDER A THROWAWAY????? how did you find it?????u/red_bat
Because I’m not fucking stupid?more replies