Chapter Text
Tue 1st Apr, 08:23am
group: gender is a myth
description: Masakis unofficial bullying ground (theyre the one being bullied)
Matsukaze Tenma (pegasustenma)
Sorano Aoi (skygirl)
Koizumi Michiru (gaymerlin)
Kageyama Hikaru (purplepenguin)
Kariya Masaki (elcazador)
skygirl: guys time sensitive question how do u flirt with a girl
purplepenguin: are we rly starting the year with an incorrect quote?
elcazador: also are u rly asking us?
skygirl: yes and yes
gaymerlin: throw rocks at she
purplepenguin: hot dogs
elcazador: kill her
skygirl: thanks guys
pegasustenma: Aoi????
pegasustenma: why are u asking this???
elcazador: to us no less
elcazador: were rly not a reference for flirting with girls
elcazador: well except Michiru ig
skygirl: why wouldnt i?
pegasustenma: oh idk
pegasustenma: maybe cuz u have a GIRLFRIEND????
skygirl: oh im not asking for me
skygirl: im asking for u
pegasustenma: WHAT??????
skygirl: theres a new girl in my class and shes 100% ur type
purplepenguin: technically since this is our 1st day in 1st year were all new here
gaymerlin: well yes but lets be real 90% of us were already at Raimon Jr high
skygirl: yep except this girl who just showed up
skygirl: looking all dark and mysterious
gaymerlin: ooooh yeah 100% Tenma’s type
pegasustenma: hello????
pegasustenma: name one dark and mysterious person ive had a crush on
purplepenguin: Shuu
elcazador: Fei
pegasustenma: oh cmon Fei’s not mysterious
elcazador: he jumps from the 3rd floor window and walks away like nothing happened
elcazador: he terrifies me
pegasustenma: okay fair
pegasustenma: but thats only two
gaymerlin: Tenma do u rly want me to talk about the Hayato incident
pegasustenma: WE SAID WE DIDNT TALK ABOUT THAT
elcazador: no matter how much u try to deny it, it happened
elcazador: and it only proves us right
pegasustenma: okay i MIGHT have questionable taste at times
purplepenguin: id say having a crush on Hayato qualifies for astronomically bad taste
pegasustenma: WE SAID WE DIDNT TALK ABOUT THE HAYATO INCIDENT
purplepenguin: right sorry
purplepenguin: Hayato who? never heard of him haha
skygirl: anyway
skygirl: Tenma i sense potential btwe u and this girl
skygirl: this is my bestie instinct speaking
pegasustenma: Aoi i love u and all but im not interested
skygirl: u say that bc u havent seen her yet
skygirl: wait
skygirl: [sneakpic.png]
skygirl: what do u say now?
elcazador: emo makeup, not smiling, alone
elcazador: yep, 100% Tenma’s type
purplepenguin: at least she doesnt look as bad as Hayato
purplepenguin: I MEAN UH shitty guy we dont talk about
gaymerlin: WAIT
gaymerlin: WAIT WAIT WAIT
gaymerlin: I KNOW THAT PERSON
elcazador: HELLO????
elcazador: EXPLAIN????
gaymerlin: later
gaymerlin: brb
skygirl: welp
skygirl: Tenma?
pegasustenma: …
skygirl: HAHAHA CALLED IT
private conversation: Koizumi Michiru (gaymerlin)/Tsurugi Kyouka (darkknight)
gaymerlin: hello my dear friend
gaymerlin: its been a while
darkknight: and you are?
gaymerlin: Michiru!
gaymerlin: from elementary school!
gaymerlin: tbh id found ur account a while back i just didnt know how to reach out
gaymerlin: but i just learned that were in the same school again
darkknight: oh really?
darkknight: wait how do you know
gaymerlin: hehe
gaymerlin: a magician never reveals his secrets
darkknight: i see you haven’t changed
gaymerlin: but u have it seems
gaymerlin: what should i call u btw?
darkknight: oh right
darkknight: yeah it’s Kyouka now
darkknight: she/her, although i think you already figured that out
gaymerlin: indeed
gaymerlin: anyway, i know u must have made new friends and all since then, but if u ever feel like catching up, feel free to talk to me whenever!
darkknight: well actually the only one i know here is Hakuryuu
darkknight: and you now ig
gaymerlin: OMG HAKURYUU IS HERE TOO????
gaymerlin: i gotta say hello when i get the chance
gaymerlin: u know in which class hes in?
darkknight: no
darkknight: actually i lost him this morning
darkknight: so if you find him please tell me bc ofc this bitch won’t message me to tell me
gaymerlin: well, looks like u guys havent changed all that much after all
gaymerlin: also if u want u two can come hang out with my friends
gaymerlin: im sure they wont mind
darkknight: yeah sure
darkknight: when i actually find him i'll ask if he's interested
gaymerlin: hope to see u soon then!
8:34am
group: Takutos terrible day
description: crying counter: uh shit i lost count after 23
Shindou Takuto (maestrovirtuoso)
Kirino Ranmaru (mistyran)
Yamana Akane (rosesarered)
Nishiki Ryouma (sakamotostan)
Seto Midori (okitastan)
okitastan: okay this year is gonna be epic
maestrovirtuoso: no it’s not.
sakamotostan: CMON TAKUTO WHY ARE U SO GRIM
mistyran: hes in Munemasa’s class
okitastan: which is exactly why this year will be epic
okitastan: its gonna be hilarious
maestrovirtuoso: i might jump from the window.
rosesarered: please don’t???
rosesarered: only Fei is able to jump from windows and land without a scratch
mistyran: yeah Takuto you dont have weird bunny powers so please dont
sakamotostan: PLUS WE LIKE U WE DONT WANT U TO DIE
okitastan: as much as not having to hear u cry every day would make our lives easier, yeah please stay alive
okitastan: also bc seeing u fight with Munemasa everyday is gonna be my new fav show
maestrovirtuoso: i will do no such thing.
maestrovirtuoso: i am more mature than that.
mistyran: yeah sure grandma now lets get you to bed
maestrovirtuoso: stop saying that every day.
mistyran: then stop being salty all the time
okitastan: hes so salty his tears could refill the entire ocean
sakamotostan: WE FOUND THE SOLUTION TO CLIMATE CHANGE EVERYONE
rosesarered: Takuto was our lord and saviour all this time <3
okitastan: ugh Akane i thought ud gone over ur cringe Takuto crush
maestrovirtuoso: what’s cringe about having a crush on me?
rosesarered: a lot of things, actually
rosesarered: which is why i moved on and now i’m dating Michiru
rosesarered: truly the best decision of my life
mistyran: being in love with Takuto is like eating a double flavoured candy
mistyran: first flavour is salt, second is obliviousness
maestrovirtuoso: i feel offended.
okitastan: thats what u get for ignoring Akane for 3 years man
maestrovirtuoso: and i already apologized for that.
rosesarered: i know, it’s okay!!!
rosesarered: we just love teasing you <3
okitastan: Takuto slander is my fav activity of the day
okitastan: that and kicking Ryouma’s chin
sakamotostan: WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME???
oktastan: u exist, thats reason enough for me to bully u
sakamotostan: NO ITS NOT????
mistyran: Akane?
rosesarered: 5min23sec
mistyran: wow new record
maestrovirtuoso: do you really keep a record of the time it takes for them to start bantering?
mistyran: that, among other things
mistyran: like how many times you cry in one week
mistyran: how long it takes for you to try murdering Munemasa
rosesarered: you know, basic stuff!
maestrovirtuoso: i hate this place.
okitastan: and that’s even more salt in the ocean!
12:09am
group: hospital escape game
description: we should probably try to stop Taiyou… or we could watch the chaos ensues
Amemiya Taiyou (sunnyboy)
Shuu (miafey)
Yukimura Hyouga (snowqueen)
Nanobana Kinako (kinakomochi)
Nanobana Fei (bouncingbunny)
sunnyboy: guys
sunnyboy: guys where are u
bouncingbunny: oh gosh did u already get lost?
sunnyboy: this school is too big
sunnyboy: someone find me
miafey: where are you?
sunnyboy: i dont know????
snowqueen: describe your surroundings
sunnyboy: hold on i got a better idea
sunnyboy: [surroundings.png]
bouncingbunny: oh okay i know where u are
bouncingbunny: hold on im coming
kinakomochi: Fei pls dont jump from the window to get down
snowqueen: …
kinakomochi: …too late?
miafey: unsurprising
miafey: also who’s with you?
sunnyboy: oh thats Hakuryuu
sunnyboy: new guy in my class
sunnyboy: he was alone, i was alone
sunnyboy: we were meant to be
kinakomochi: omg
kinakomochi: guys its happening
kinakomochi: Taiyou is getting a bf
sunnyboy: WHAT
sunnyboy: NO IM NOT
snowqueen: uh huh
snowqueen: well see abt that when Fei gets here and see the gay tension level btwe you 2
bouncingbunny: found them
bouncingbunny: gay tension level is 60% id say
bouncingbunny: already high but has potential to go higher with time
sunnyboy: SHUT
sunnyboy: STOP IT
kinakomochi: stop typing ur new bf is gonna feel lonely
bouncingbunny: where are u guys
miafey: science building, 2nd floor
miafey: you’ll have to take the stairs this time Fei
bouncingbunny: me??? using stairs??? who do u think i am, some kind of normie???
snowqueen: well if you dont Taiyou will get lost again
snowqueen: and his bf ig
sunnyboy: NOT my bf
bouncingbunny: unless they come with me
kinakomochi: Fei no
kinakomochi: ur the only human being capable of defying gravity
sunnyboy: OH GOSH HE JUST GRABBED US
sunnyboy: HEKIZVUIHURHR
miafey: Taiyou????
miafey: Fei????
snowqueen: i think we just witnessed a murder
snowqueen: rest in peace Taiyou and his new bf
12:45am
group: Sherlock, Watson and the thirdwheels
description: take a shot everytime Kazuto spoils the end of your favourite book
Minaho Kazuto (sherlock)
Shinonome Yayoi (axefighter)
Manabe Jinichirou (notwatson)
Nozaki Sakura (cherryblossom)
notwatson: i just saw three guys jumping from a window????
cherryblossom: dont worry
cherryblossom: u get used to it
cherryblossom: eventually
sherlock: oh right, Jin you only arrived last year so you’ve never met Fei
sherlock: he tends to jump from windows
sherlock: you could call it his hobby
notwatson: that should not be possible.
notwatson: this is NOT how gravity works.
axefighter: well apparently it is now nerd
axefighter: who are the two other idiots
axefighter: did someone join his superpower gang or are they dead
notwatson: one of them is Taiyou, he looks fine but traumatised
notwatson: i think the second one is new, and he doesnt seem to like this place very much
axefighter: oh ofc one of them had to be Taiyou
axefighter: take a pic so i can make fun of him later
notwatson: no
axefighter: and you wonder why i hate you
sherlock: [trauma_Taiyou.png]
sherlock: here you go
notwatson: when did you get here????
sherlock: i got curious
axefighter: thanks nerd
axefighter: youre the only person i respect here
cherryblossom: i didnt do anything????
axefighter: you offend me by looking like a cliché tv show bully
cherryblossom: this again???
sherlock: dw Sakura, Yayoi is just waiting for you to get your redemption arc so she doesn’t have to feel bad about liking you
cherryblossom: redemption for what???
axefighter: for looking like a tv show bully
cherryblossom: Yayoi u rly need to stop reading so many fanfics
cherryblossom: not every mean girl needs to get her random redemption arc
axefighter: yes they do bc i said so
cherryblossom: then when YOUR redemption arc???
axefighter: im the nerdy lesbian girl, i dont need one tumblr already loves me
axefighter: Kazuto and Jin are the ship that makes sm sense but is somehow unpopular
cherryblossom: psychology nerd x mathematic nerd
cherryblossom: yep def underrated ship
cherryblossom: i see ur vision
notwatson: why did this conversation suddenly turned about me and Kazuto?
axefighter: bc your gay asses need to make out already
notwatson: no thanks.
cherryblossom: Jin needs a redemption arc abt his internalised homophobia
axefighter: for once youre saying smart things
notwatson: i DON’T have internalised homophobia
sherlock: and what about you two, Yayoi and Sakura?
sherlock: popular cheerful gymnast x socially awkward fanfic writer
sherlock: there is definitely some potential
cherryblossom: dont try diverting the convo
cherryblossom: this isnt about us, its about u two gay idiots
sherlock: funny, to me it seems you’re doing the exact same thing to not have to talk about your relationship with Yayoi
axefighter: okay thats it i dont respect you anymore either
axefighter: i may be a lesbian but i have standards
cherryblossom: EXCUSE ME????
notwatson: you know what? let’s all agree to leave the conversation at that.
axefighter: yep
cherryblossom: for once Jin you actually say smart things
sherlock: i couldn’t have said it better
notwatson: great
notwatson: now i need to know how in the world those guys survived that fall
cherryblossom: just a normal day in Raimon
12:56am
group: Taichis daycare center
description: gaslighting ourselves to forget we’re going to uni next year
Sangoku Taichi (momfriend)
Kurumada Gouichi (choochoo)
Amagi Daichi (chingoggles)
Minamisawa Atsushi (donetm)
donetm: why is the coffee machine already BROKEN
donetm: if i dont get my coffee within five minutes im quitting this school
choochoo: omg grow up
choochoo: u already knew this would happen
chingoggles: has this thing ever worked???
momfriend: you think the school had the money to make it work?
momfriend: it’s already a miracle we have one in the first place
donetm: sigh
donetm: i shouldve gone to Teikoku instead
choochoo: to be with a bunch of rich assholes instead of us???
choochoo: thats insulting
donetm: yes but at least id have my COFFEE
donetm: which is more important than yall btw
chingoggles: Taichi can we kick him out
momfriend: for the 329th time
momfriend: we’re keeping him, no matter how annoying he is
chingoggles: for the 329th time
chingoggles: damnit
choochoo: just one more year Atsushi and u will discover the uni vending machines
choochoo: which also probably dont work but hey at least it will bring some change
chingoggles: Gouichi why did u have to remind us of next year
choochoo: fuck
choochoo: ur right i shouldnt have mentionned it
choochoo: alr lets change subject
choochoo: uni? haha never heard of it
choochoo: someone say something else quick
momfriend: oh there's a new vending machine in the science building
donetm: WHAT
donetm: HOLD ON IM COMING
chingoggles: wow
chingoggles: ive never seen him run so fast in my entire life
momfriend: sometimes i want to do something about his addiction
momfriend: but then i remember how much of a pain he is when he doesn't get his caffeine daily dose and i give up
choochoo: u know its bad when Taichi cant do anything abt it
choochoo: like Daichis goggles
chingoggles: WHY DO U ALWAYS HAVE TO BRING IT BACK
chingoggles: LEAVE MY GOGGLES ALONE
choochoo: WHO TF WEARS GOGGLES ON THEIR CHIN
chingoggles: I DO AND TADASHI AND YUKIE SAID IT LOOKED RLY COOL
choochoo: U GUYS WERE 7
chingoggles: IT STILL COUNTS
chingoggles: OR ARE U SAYING KIDS DONT MATTER IN THIS WORLD????
choochoo: WTF????
choochoo: okay u know what
choochoo: fine, keep looking stupid with ur goggles for all i care
chingoggles: i will keep looking dashing with my handsome goggles, thank you very much
momfriend: what did i just witness
donetm: what i witnessed was the blissful taste of coffee
donetm: alr im in the mood to talk with you guys now
momfriend: good to know you only like us when you have caffeine in your veins
donetm: are you rly surprised by now?
momfriend: i’m not
momfriend: does’t mean i’m not disappointed
donetm: aw sorry mom
donetm: unfortunately for you
donetm: i dont care <3
chingoggles: im betting the new machine wont work anymore in three days
choochoo: three days? give it two hours
choochoo: and it will probably be bc Atushi used it too much
donetm: oh please, im not that desperate
momfriend: how many coffees have you taken today?
donetm: …
donetm: three
chingoggles: three cups? thats surprisingly reasonable for u
momfriend: …
momfriend: it was three cups right?
donetm: …
donetm: yes ofc what else would it be
momfriend: Atsushi.
momfriend: please tell me you didn’t drink the equivalent of three whole bottles filled with coffee
donetm: i
donetm: might have done what you just described
choochoo: do u ever sleep???
donetm: sleep is for the weak
momfriend: on second thought, i should really try to do something about your addiction
donetm: good luck <3
choochoo: Taichis biggest challenge has arisen
chingoggles: and we will be the only ones to witness this legendary duel
02:45pm
group: fishing snakes and anxiety
description: not friendship, not love, but a secret third thing
Hamano Kaiji (soundsfishy)
Hayami Tsurumasa (anxietyball)
Kurama Norihito (snakevenom)
soundsfishy: im boooored
soundsfishy: when do we get to leave?
snakevenom: never
snakevenom: were trapped in this hell forever
anxietyball: 2 hours and 15 minutes.
snakevenom: somehow you spelling it out feels even worse
soundsfishy: guys i have an idea
snakevenom: no were not going fishing after class
soundsfishy: why not????
snakevenom: uh lemme think
snakevenom: 1: i got better things to do
snakevenom: 2: i dont care abt fish
snakevenom: 3: ive seen your face enough for the day
soundsfishy: MEAN
soundsfishy: too bad for u Nori, u have two whole years with lil old me left
snakevenom: unfortunately
soundsfishy: Tsuru, Noris being mean again!
soundsfishy: ur gonna go fishing w me, right pal?
anxietyball: …
anxietyball: listen to the class Kaiji.
snakevenom: for once i agree w mister brainy
soundsfishy: but its boriiiiiing
soundsfishy: plus its the start of the year its not like what we study is gonna matter
anxietyball: last year you kept repeating that until midterms came by.
anxietyball: so better start building good habits now.
soundsfishy: Tsuru i think ur the one who needs to relax a lil
soundsfishy: its only our second year, take it easy man
soundsfishy: whats even at stake?
anxietyball: your exams?
anxietyball: your studies?
anxietyball: your job career?
anxietyball: your future?
anxietyball: your entire life???
snakevenom: wow Tsurumasa chill
snakevenom: look at what youve done Kaiji
soundsfishy: hey im just tryna teach him how to lay down and enjoy life
snakevenom: not everyone shares your definition of enjoying life
soundsfishy: well i say yall wrong bc if u ever took the time to relax and go fishing ud realise how the rest doesnt matter
soundsfishy: bad grade? its okay, u got a salmon
soundsfishy: annoying parents? heres a carp
soundsfishy: ur favourite show got cancelled? admire that trout instead
snakevenom: why does this sound both philosophical and complete bullshit at the same time
soundsfishy: bc im right and u know it
snakevenom: no its just autism to autism communication
snakevenom: i get your hyperfixation bc i know what its like to be obsessed but at the same time i dont bc i dont share the same
soundsfishy: one day ill manage to get u into it
soundsfishy: u both actually
anxietyball: sorry Kaiji but my hyperfixation is listening to history classes
anxietyball: which you should do, by the way.
soundsfishy: why listen when i got a friend who knows every little detail by heart
snakevenom: im waiting for the day Tsurumasa wont be there to help you and youll have to face the consequences of not paying attention
soundsfishy: well thats a potential problem for future me
soundsfishy: present me is too busy thinking abt tonights cod
anxietyball: i worry for your future.
snakevenom: dont bother
snakevenom: you already freak out too much abt your own
soundsfishy: ill be fiiiiine
anxietyball: sigh
anxietyball: i’ll lend you my notes later.
soundsfishy: THANKS TSURU UR THE BEST
snakevenom: one day, karma will get you… one day
05:03pm
group: space rascals
description: thank god Konoha is here to prevent us from killing everyone
Tetsukado Shin (thewellerman)
Kusaka Ryuuji (teddybear)
Morimura Konoha (bushygirl)
Matatagi Hayato (speedwing)
Ibuki Munemasa (wildmoon)
Mizukawa Minori (minotaur)
teddybear: KONOHA
teddybear: HOW WAS UR FIRST DAY AT RAIMON????
speedwing: ffs not already
speedwing: im not gonna put up with one whole year of you guys being sappy
wildmoon: ew, heterosexuality
minotaur: ew indeed
thewellerman: are u guys heterophobic or smth???
wildmoon: yes
wildmoon: im not even gonna deny it, you guys make me sick
minotaur: im not heterophobic i just hate hearing Ryuuji in particular
minotaur: not Konoha tho
teddybear: HEY
thewellerman: i mean shes got a point abt Konoha, she makes everything seem cute and endearing
wildmoon: she rly does
speedwing: yeah, gotta admit
bushygirl: oh,,,, thanks guys!!!!
teddybear: KONOHA
teddybear: SO HOW WAS IT????
thewellerman: bro chill
thewellerman: shes ur gf havent u learned to give her space or smth
bushygirl: its okay!!!
bushygirl: to be fair i was very nervous this morning so im sure he just got worried too,,,
speedwing: im cringing so hard rn
wildmoon: same
minotaur: thats called jealousy
speedwing: ew no
speedwing: i dont want anything resembling what they have in my life
minotaur: yeah sure
minotaur: which is why everyone in the school knows abt the Hayato incident
speedwing: ffs stop bringing that up
speedwing: and stop calling it that
wildmoon: everyone calls it that
wildmoon: especially Tenmas friend group
speedwing: of fucking course they do
speedwing: anyway, Konoha tell us abt your day
teddybear: oh so now suddenly u care????
thewellerman: Konoha ignore them and tell us how it went
bushygirl: um okay
bushygirl: it was good! i’m in Aoi’s class so i’m happy
minotaur: you know, had it been anyone else id have threatened them to not get near 10m of my girlfriend
minotaur: but im just happy to know you two will be in good company
thewellerman: wow, Minori u can be nice???
minotaur: i know
minotaur: even im shocked
bushygirl: there’s also a new girl in our class, i think her name is Kyouka?
bushygirl: we didn’t talk much but she seems nice!!!
wildmoon: wow already building a harem on your first day
wildmoon: go girl ig
thewellerman: im loving the way Konoha’s presence makes this conversation so much nicer than before
thewellerman: Mune’s right, go girl, get your girls
thewellerman: Ryuu’s so in love im sure he wont mind
teddybear: …
teddybear: i actually wouldnt
speedwing: omfg im gonna throw up stop it
thewellerman: well, not everyone apparently
bushygirl: i’m not planning on dating anyone other than Ryuuji!
bushygirl: but it’s nice having friends in my class
minotaur: i sure hope so bc while Ryuuji doesnt mind his gf seeing someone else, i do
minotaur: but more seriously, yeah dw with Aoi in your class youll be fine
minotaur: and if anyone bothers you ill make sure they never see the light of day again
teddybear: SAME HERE
teddybear: IM NOT LETTING ANYONE BOTHER U SWEETY
thewellerman: hell yeah, well always protect u Konoha!!!!
bushygirl: thanks guys!!! but ill be fine
bushygirl: i’m not as scared of others as before
wildmoon: okay stop it im actually gonna cry
wildmoon: i feel like a proud father at his kids graduation ceremony
minotaur: pretty sure Ryuuji is crying fr
teddybear: JEJOPERREHYUR
teddybear: KONOHAAAAAA
thewellerman: yep, he sure is
thewellerman: its okay bro, we get it
teddybear: thanks bro, its nice to feel validated
thewellerman: anytime bro
speedwing: okay i take it back, what makes me sick is whatever you two have going on
thewellerman: u just dont understand the beauty of having a bro
thewellerman: a pal
thewellerman: a best bud
teddybear: hell yeah bro
minotaur: youre the entire reason why im a lesbian
wildmoon: im regretting being gay just seeing you two
speedwing: im regretting being your friend in the first place
thewellerman: ig Konohas presence cant solve everything
teddybear: its okay bro, just give it time
05:12pm
private conversation: Amemiya Taiyou (sunnyboy)/Shinonome Yayoi (axefighter)
axefighter: nice fall moron
sunnyboy: FUCK U SAW THAT???
axefighter: no but i got photographical evidence
sunnyboy: is there any way to convince u to get rid of it?
axefighter: buy me a new notebook.
sunnyboy: OMG YAYOI ITS BEEN 10 YEARS
axefighter: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FANFICS ID DRAFTED IN THIS????
axefighter: AND YOU RUINED ALL OF IT
axefighter: BURNED THE SOUL AND SWEAT ID PUT INTO IT
axefighter: ONLY ASHES LEFT
sunnyboy: U WERE SIX UR IDEAS WERE PROBABLY SHIT
sunnyboy: AND ME BUYING U A NEW ONE WONT BRING THEM BACK ANYWAY
axefighter: alr, guess im keeping that photo then
sunnyboy: u werent planning of getting rid of it anyway, were u?
axefighter: pick a guess
sunnyboy: im already hating high school