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RATE MY ATTORNEY
A website where users can rate and review defense attorneys and prosecutors alike
Phoenix Wright (Wright Anything Agency)
Average rating: ★★★★
LauriceDeauxnim left a rating and a review
Rating: ★★★★★
Review: A good friend of mine and an even better lawyer. Always there to help me out when I get roped into bad situations.
AlwaysWright replied to LauriceDeauxnim's rating and review
I appreciate it, Larry, but you really should stop getting into bad situations. For both our sakes.
ChiefProsecutorEdgeworth replied to AlwaysWright's comment
I concur.
MysticMaya left a rating and a review
Rating: ★★★★★
Review: Call Nick if you think your case is a lost one. Seriously! They don't call him the turnabout terror for nothing!! He's bailed me out a million times at this point. Couldn't recommend him enough :)
AlwaysWright replied to MysticMaya's rating and review
Thanks Maya. I really really hope I don't have to bail you out any more times though…
WinstonPayne left a rating
Rating: ★
ChiefProsecutorEdgeworth left a rating and a review
Rating: ★★★★
Review: Hmph. “Always Wright”? Always Bluffing, more like. A good enough lawyer, still… He saved my life.
AlwaysWright replied to ChiefProsecutorEdgeworth's rating and review
Honestly I don't know what I have to do to earn that fifth star
DetectiveDickGumshoe left a rating
Rating: ★★★★★
TheJudge left a review
Review: This man eats evidence
WillPowersOfficial left a rating
Rating: ★★★★★
C0dyHackinz left a rating and a review
Rating: ★★
Review: i dont like this guy
LottaAndHerCamera left a rating and a review
Rating: ★★★
Review: Keeps interruptin’ me when I'm tryin’ to take pictures of crime scenes and then claims I'm lyin’ when I testify!! :/ Most of the time I’m lyin’, but still.
ForensicsRGreat left a rating
Rating: ★★★★★
MaggeyByrde left a rating and a review
Rating: ★★★★★
Review: The only time I got lucky in my whole life was when Mr. Wright agreed to represent me in court!
FranziskavonKarma left a rating
Rating: ★
RichardWellington left a rating
Rating: ★
AlwaysWright replied to RichardWellington's rating and review
You knocked me unconscious with a fire extinguisher and gave me amnesia. And I'm the bad guy here?
Regina☆ left a rating
Rating: ★★★★★
WendyOldbag left a rating and a review
Rating: ★
Review: Hah! This is for Edgey-poo! I will never not be on my Edgey-poo's side! I still remember the first time he laid eyes on me and I laid eyes on him—oh, how could I ever forget? I was so enamored I set to drop by a bakery near my house after the trial and buy him a red velvet cake—a refined man like him would appreciate a refined cake, I said to myself—but sadly the place had just closed forever the day before that! Can you believe my luck? But I don’t believe it was due to monetary issues or anything of the sort, no. The owners were probably just too lazy to keep up with a business like that, so they just threw in the towel. It's like nobody wants to work these days. When I was merely a teenager, my father got me a job at [show more]
MattEngarde left a rating and a review
Rating: ★
Review: I'm writing this from prison using a phone a guy managed to sneak inside so that should tell you all you need to know. Do not trust this man. Phoenix Wright, you will pay for what you did to me! I will write a long, detailed review one day when the guards are not clos
Mask☆DeMasque left a rating and a review
Rating: ★★★★
Review: My beautiful wife… I love her.
AlwaysWright replied to Mask☆DeMasque’s rating and review
… Who are you talking to?
PhoenixWrightNotFurioTigre left a rating
Rating: ★
AlwaysWright replied to PhoenixWrightNotFurioTigre’s rating and review
You got a lot of nerve.
SisterBikini left a review
Review: A nice and handsome young man! 5 stars! Post comment
AlwaysWright replied to SisterBikini's review
Um… You didn't actually leave the 5 stars… Nevermind
K. left a rating
Rating: ★
KlavierGavin replied to K.’s rating
Bruder??
HereComesJustice left a rating and a review
Rating: ★★★★★
Review: Sorry for punching you that one time, Mr. Wright! And thank you for everything you've taught me! Five stars!!
AlwaysWright replied to HereComesJustice’s rating and review
Why can I hear you yelling at me through the computer?!
Ilovemagic left a rating and a review
Rating: ★★★★★
Review: Love you Daddy!
AlwaysWright replied to Ilovemagic’s rating and review
I love you too, Truce.
AthenaNWidget left a rating and a review
Rating: ★★★★★
Review: Best defense attorney in the whole world!!! :)
AlwaysWright replied to AthenaNWidget’s rating and review
Thank you Athena.
TheTwistedSamurai left a rating
Rating: ★★★
AlwaysWright replied to TheTwistedSamurai’s rating
That's generous. Coming from you, I mean. Um, thank you?
GirlFromKhura’in left a rating and a review
Rating: ★★★★
Review: I witnessed the fight (literally, it got physical) between Prosecutor Sahdmadhi and this foreign lawyer, and to say that it was crazy would be an understatement. I couldn’t believe it when a friend told me there was a practising defense attorney in our country and had to see it for myself; thank the Holy Mother I did. More entertaining than a Plumed Punisher episode, I swear. Stuff flying around, people crying and everything, not to mention this defense attorney man blurting out “OBJECTION!” any chance he got—no, really, he did it so often it’s become an inside joke/running gag in my friend group. I seriously can’t believe he won. Thank you for the free show, Mr. Defense Attorney. I’d give you 5 stars if I didn’t find Prosecutor Sahdmadhi so pretty and ethereal.