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007n7 was minding his own business, working on updating the c00lgui and even adding some new stuff here and there as well.
This particular update however he decided to add a fully functional gun, because why not? Besides, it's kind of funny to just pull out a gun while in the midst of terrorizing Robloxia.
It took him the entire day just tweaking around the c00lgui to the point he almost fell asleep on it. That was when he was startled awake by a knock on his door.
Who on the entirety of Robloxia would knock on HIS door at this ungodly hour? and why his?
n7 sighed, feeling suspicious about answering the door on this mysterious knocker at 3 in the morning, but eventually he his curiosity got the better of him.
He also decided it was also the best time to test if the gun he added to c00lgui if it was someone who intended to harm him.
n7 looked through the window, gun in hand being extremely cautious just for the heck of it.
Seeing no one at his door he got even more confused before finally opening the door to see nothing there, nothing at his doorstep, nor was there any traces of anyone being there.
n7 unconsciously used the gun in his hand to scratch his head, before a rustle from the bushes caught n7 off-guard and jump at the noise.
This caused him to accidentally pull the trigger on himself, dying in an instant.
The second the gun had gone off, n7 jolts awake to find himself in some stereotypical rendition of heaven, or maybe limbo, he wasn't sure.
However, one thing was clear. He died at the hands of his own stupidity. hah! imagine. what a loser ammright chat???
Anyways, while n7 was busy sulking in shame at the sheer stupidity of his death, Telamon suddenly appeared before him in some glorious divine light that rivaled that of getting flashbanged by a subspace tripmine.
The brilliance of Telamon was so bright n7 almost thought he lost his sight before the light quickly vanished like it had never even happened.
Telamon just came back from pwning noobs on SFOTH was not expecting the infamous 007n7 to appear in this limbo meant to judge those who had severely done some egregious sins in their lifetime.
He couldn't help but be a bit curious seeing him here.
"How on Robloxia did YOU die?"
n7 stayed silent, still a bit shocked seeing TELAMON like THE TELAMON here with him that he couldn't help but be a bit scared if he was getting sent to the Banlands.
"Uh... " n7 blanked out before finally processing the question, and immediately zipped his mouth shut. No way in the Banlands is he going to tell TELAMON that he died because he accidentally shot himself!
"It's none of your business chicken." n7 let out defensively, hiding the clear embarrassment of just recalling how he died.
Telamon cringed and scoffed at the attitude n7 was giving him, but hiding the reason he died could mean that the way he died was embarrassing as HECK.
This realization made Telamon beamed with pride, internally praising himself of how smart he was.
"Suit yourself hacker, I'll just find out myself." With that, Telamon pulled out an admin panel before going through the logs of everything happening in Robloxia, before filtering and scrolling through the logs.
n7 realized this and before he do or say anything to stop Telamon, Telamon suddenly bursted out in laughter leaving n7 feel the shame of dying in such a comedic and stupid way.
"Shut up...!" n7 felt his cheeks turn red in embarrassment internally wishing to just disappear right then and there.
It took Telamon about 13 minutes or so for him to recover and stop laughing however it took everything out of Telamon to not start laughing again just looking at n7.
"Okay.... Ok.... Woo.." Telamon let out, almost out of breath before his expression turning serious.
"Alright, I'll respawn you back, because clearly you aren't fit to be sent to either limbo or the Banlands yet, however..." Telamon dragged out, clearly taking advantage of the fact the life of this nefarious hacker was now entirely in his hands, but that didn't change the fact that he kind of felt bad for this guy.
"However...?" n7 repeated, clearly annoyed at the much obvious stalling Telamon was doing.
"...There would be some side effects." Telamon made sure to keep it extremely vague just to piss off the increasingly agitated hacker.
"Ok fine, just send me back!" n7 snapped at Telamon, clearly wanting to just end this already.
Telamon rolled his eyes at the hacker's attitude. "Fine, fine." he snapped his fingers and one blink n7 found himself right back at his doorstep, gun in hand like he never shot himself in the first place.
Days went by and n7 started to feel sick constantly, especially in the morning, getting woken up by strange dizziness and fatigue at the most ungodly hours just to throw up in the toilet.
At first, n7 thought this might've been just the side effects Telamon was talking about when getting respawned by him, but the morning sickness only got worse as weeks went by.
That wasn't the only thing that was happening to him, he also started to have mood swings and random body aches everywhere, even more so was his breasts for some reason.
His collage buddy Noli, also mentioned how weird his cravings were getting from time to time, in which he compared to a pregnant women having the strangest cravings.
n7 clearly took this as an insult but that got him thinking about what he's been experiencing lately and him realize the amount of similarities the symptoms he was experiencing to symptoms of pregnancy.
n7 knew it was stupid, there was just no way he could be pregnant! He's a man, a MALE for Telamon's sake! There's no way that could be possible, right?
But his curiosity got the better of him once again, buying a pregnancy test and.... it was positive.
Whether is he really was pregnant or not that was bad news, yet the thought of having testicular cancer seemed more appealing than raising a child.
About 2 months since the test and his stubbornness to accept he was pregnant only shattered his previous denial of the situation he was in now, as he was actually growing a baby bump, not really noticeable and could be mistaken for just fat, but it was there.
After weeks of denying the fact that he the 007n7, the infamous hacker known for terrorizing Robloxia, was in fact, pregnant.
"Fuck." he muttered out while digging his face in his hands.