Chapter Text
GhostKing- Nico
SeaweedBrain- Percy
WiseGirl- Annabeth
Superman- Jason
SunshineLord- Will
BeautyQueen- Piper
FireBoy- Leo
Sparkles✨ - Hazel
ChangelingDude- Frank
Cheetah- Alex
DeadHealer- Magnus
RARA- Reyna
Mr.Falcon- Carter
WiseWitch- Sadie
NeonArcher- Kayla
SaxLegend- Austin
theStreet- Clarisse
MistMagician- Lou Ellen
Treebeard- Thalia
TinMan- Grover
Monsters Beware: Demigods are here!!!
1:45 pm
Cheetah: soooo what sane stuff are we planning, how are we going to defeat the crisis crew?
GhostKing: Nope, not buying it
ChangelingDude: definitely not. alex, we all know
you’re still loyal to the crisis crew and you’re just trying to infiltrate us
Cheetah: what?? i would never!!!
ChangelingDude: you absolutely would
SunshineLord: alex, just leave it, we can’t win every time :(
Cheetah: fineeeee, yes i’m still loyal to the crisis crew
GhostKing: Which now means we have less people, time to fix this :)
SunshineLord: oh no
GhostKing added theStreet and MistMagician
theStreet: i return!!!!
MistMagician: and i join?
ChangelingDude: yessss, Clarisse is back!!!
GhostKing: That’s because I’m a genius :)
Cheetah: sureeee
MistMagician: can’t believe nobody’s happy about my arrival
SunshineLord: that’s cause we were hoping you’d join the crisis crew, not the sane society :(
MistMagician: eh, nico bribed me with cupcakes
GhostKing: :)
SunshineLord: the chocolate chip ones?????
MistMagician: yepppp
SunshineLord: i hate my life
Cheetah: scary will has become sad will, i don’t know what to do now
theStreet: why don’t you go steal the cupcakes
ChangelingDude: don’t help her!!!! she’s on the dark side
theStreet: there’s too many people in this chat, i can’t be bothered to remember who’s on each side
SunshineLord: was that a star wars reference?
ChangelingDude: you tell me, you’re the one that loves it :)
Cheetah: clarisse you liar
MistMagician: well this has taken a dramatic twist
GhostKing: No, Alex is right
Cheetah: well duh
ChangelingDude: i’m confused, how is clarisse a liar?
SunshineLord: i’m also confused, but i’m blaming the sleep deprivation, otherwise i’d definitely understand
Cheetah: clarisse knows exactly who’s on each side and who her allies are, she’s just lying about it to seem like less of a threat
theStreet: it’s a good battle tactic
ChangelingDude: no, that sounds like trauma
SunshineLord: ah, trauma, my best friend
GhostKing: Will, no
Cheetah: see, this is why i’m scared of him!!!!
MistMagician: he’s really not that scary, just give him some cupcakes and he’ll love you forever
Cheetah: interesting
SunshineLord: oh no they’ve found my greatest weakness, i must now abscond
GhostKing: What?? Will, where are you going?
theStreet: oohhh, another will hunt, let’s go
ChangelingDude: *sigh*
WiseGirl: Magnus, where are you?
SeaweedBrain: dude, you can come out of hiding, it’s fine now
DeadHealer: never
BeautyQueen: if only we could get alex to help us
Mr.Falcon: she’s too busy hunting will (again) though
WiseGirl: Honestly, I’m convinced it’s her favourite sport
RARA: Is she not terrified of Will?
DeadHealer: incredibly
SeaweedBrain: dude, seriously, where are you???
Mr.Falcon: yeah, this is beginning to get concerning
RARA: How is it only beginning to?
BeautyQueen: hold on, can’t we just track his phone?
DeadHealer: oh no
WiseGirl: Unfortunately, no we can’t. Leo made these phones track-proof
Mr.Falcon: well that was stupid
SeaweedBrain: eh, it’s very useful when running from monsters, makes you harder to find
BeautyQueen: oh well, it was a good idea
WiseGirl: Yes, but I have a better one
WiseGirl: Magnus, tell us where you are and I’ll buy you falafel
DeadHealer: ooh, i’m tempted
SeawedBrain: *gasp* the blue food trick!!!
RARA: I am confused?
DeadHealer: okay, i’ve made my decision
DeadHealer: i’m in the trees
BeautyQueen: well that’s not very helpful
Mr.Falcon: i mean it sort of narrowed it down?
SeaweedBrain: well, looks like we need a tree to help us!
WiseGirl: Worst. Joke. Ever.
SeaweedBrain added Treebeard
Treebeard: well hello
Treebeard: and shush annabeth, i quite liked that dam joke
BeautyQueen: again with the dam references!!! what do they mean???
SeaweedBrain: you are not an og fan, so you don’t get to know
DeadHealer: please never say that again
Mr.Falcon: i second that
WiseGirl: I also agree, but you still don’t get the privilege of knowing the inside joke
Treebeard: a moment of happiness in our trauma filled lives
RARA: Well that was depressing.
Mr.Falcon: you know, i think sadie may have been onto something, reyna’s changed
WiseGirl: Shhh, don’t mention it, we can’t risk anyone else being evil right now
BeautyQueen: could be fun, but too destructive and i’m meant to be sane so yeah let’s not mention it
Treebeard: okay, as much as i love you guys, im very confused as to why i’m here?
SeaweedBrain: you’re in the crisis crew
Treebeard: ah, my time has come
SeaweedBrain: and we also need to hunt down magnus who’s hiding in the trees, and you used to be a tree sooooo
WiseGirl: Bit insensitive, but basically that yeah
Treebeard: honestly, i do very much want to help, but i fear we may have to put reyna in charge of this one
RARA: Finally!!! Now something may actually go right!!!
DeadHealer: oh no i fear my time in hiding is over :(
WiseWitch: right
Superman: ??
WiseWitch: why has everyone but us added a new person
FireBoy: just add someone if you really want??
SaxLegend: that would make the most sense
NeonArcher: butttt, it would have to be someone for the sane society otherwise the numbers wouldn’t be even :(
Sparkles✨: Aren’t you meant to be against us?
NeonArcher: yes, that’s why there’s a sad face
SaxLegend: she just likes things to be even
SaxLegend added TinMan
SaxLegend: there we go
TinMan: well, here comes the madness
WiseWitch: is your name a reference to the wizard of oz or the fact that you eat cans
TinMan: um…. both, maybe?
FireBoy: sadie, your name isn’t very accurate either, it should be impulsive witch, not wise witch
WiseWitch: you know what….
WiseWitch changed their name to ImpulsiveWitch
Sparkles✨: i think everyone else’s names are mostly accurate?
NeonArcher: too much effort to change them anyway
SaxLegend: kayla go to bed
TinMan: that was random?? also i’m guessing i’m in the sane society??
Superman: unfortunately
FireBoy: wait, austin, is this the sleep deprivation thing??
NeonArcher: shut up leo
Sparkles✨: how is everyone in this chat severely sleep deprived???
TinMan: trauma
NeonArcher: oh yeah trauma’s sad
SaxLegend: kayla.
ImpulsiveWitch: i’m so confused??
FireBoy: kayla hasn’t slept in 3 days due to the fact that will collapsed from exhaustion/ was stabbed so she’s been doing wayyyy too many shifts at the infirmary
NeonArcher: leo!!!
Superman: kayla!!!
TinMan: i’m going to go and find some beans cans
ImpulsiveWitch: why??
TinMan: they’re the tastiest and i’m stressed
NeonArcher: i feel betrayed
FireBoy: sorry :( i did already out you to austin though, and it was only a matter of time before everyone else found out
Superman: wait, leo, how did you find out?
NeonArcher: leo no
FireBoy: unfortunately, that is between me and kayla
Sparkles✨: Hm, okay, but Kayla, you should go to sleep.
SaxLegend: see, it’s not just me saying it!!!
NeonArcher: :(
ImpulsiveWitch: are we going to have to resort to bribery
TinMan: i don’t think i can agree to this, it doesn’t seem very sane society-like
FireBoy: cupcakes??
Superman: i don’t understand this apollo cabin cupcake obsession
Sparkles✨: Me neither
SaxLegend: cupcakes AND new arrows
NeonArcher: well now i have to say yes
ImpulsiveWitch: isn’t that the point of bribery?
NeonArcher: night guys
FireBoy: nightttt