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Jax woke up from his sleep to hear Ragatha shouting at Pomni.
It turns out that Caine had mistaken Pomni’s request to play the song Diddy Free by Ye as a request to let the abstracted Kaufmo out of the cellar.
The abstracted Kaufmo had seen Ragatha and decided to diddle her.
She screamed as Kaufmo covered her in baby oil as he started singing Missing You by Diddy.
Jax then shouted: “Hey Kaufmo, can we have a Diddy Party with Kinger and Bubble?”
Kaufmo then decided to rush towards Jax and spoke with a voice that sounded like Chris Rock on five pounds of crack:
“Nigga, I ain't doing shit with you or that fucking royal wooden sex object, and before you ask, no, I'm not giving you an N-word pass.”
For some reason, Bubble thought it would be funny to turn the censor off.
Pomni then walked over to Jax and said:
“What the fuck is wrong with you Jax, saying the n-word is racist!”
Jax then replied with:
“This is why I hate white people, especially you and Gangle, Pomni!”
Caine suddenly made an announcement:
“Since I'm incapable of doing my job properly, I'm now gonna let you do whatever the fuck you want, because I don't give a shit anymore”.
Pomni then shouted: “Ragatha, Gangle, Zooble, let's all get pegged by Jax.”
Jax then simply stated: “I'm gay.”
Kaufmo then looked over at Pomni and then started pouring baby oil all over her, then he started clapping her cheeks.
Pomni then moaned as the abstracted Kaufmo started stripping her naked, which caught the attention of Jax.
Jax’s sexual orientation then did a 180 as he saw Pomni’s gaping cunt wide open.
Jax then shoved his entire right hand into Pomni’s deep pussy, and jizzed all over Pomni’s face, with her choking on his seed.
Just then, her period started, and she started bleeding onto Jax’s hand.
He then licked his hand which made Ragatha scream:
“Jax, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?”
He replied with:
“I'm a fucking vampire from Romania that steals everything, and I worship Andrew Tate, so breathe air!”.
Gangle then quietly bitched:
“Why is Pomni the only one here who gets periods?”
Caine flew in front of her and said:
“Because all the horny 14-year-old boys think it's sexy when a girl is on her period, plus it's because Pomni has a skill issue.”
Pomni was in so much pain, and then the abstracted Kaufmo then started sticking his glitchy black cock into her ass as he raped her.
Jax then screamed:
"You fucking stupid nigger, is this why you smell like shit, because of all the butt fucks?”
Kinger then went rushing into the scene and screamed:
“What in the skibidi fucking hell is going on?”
Then a voice boomed out:
“End of Chapter 1!”, as Chapter 1 of this shitpost came to a close.