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The Deal of the Century by razzmatazz04
Fandoms: Wander Over Yonder (Cartoon), Gravity Falls
25 Jul 2026
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Commander Peepers always prided himself on his plans. This one was simple: 1. find strong but dumb villain 2. gain his trust 3. amass powerful empire together 4. overthrow him and take the empire for yourself. So simple a child could do it. But not simple enough for Peepers, apparently, and now he lives with the consequences.
Humiliated, downtrodden, and heartbroken, he makes a Hail Mary call to a shoddy hotline that promises "life-changing inspiration," not even expecting an answer. But a deal that's too good to be true almost always is, and Peepers finds himself under the thumb of a villain more sinister than he or Hater could ever dream of being and with ambitions bigger than the galaxy, or even the universe.
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