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Today is the day. Jade will catch the cute bunny that has been taunting him.
To be fair, he wasn't sure that the bunny actually existed. It could be but a hallucination caused by the shrooms. So today is also the day when he'll find out whether the bunny is real or not, and if it is, he'll catch it.
Jade loved hiking and climbing mountains. He loved to learn about the environment, the fauna and flora of the mountains. And the mushrooms. He particularly loved the mushrooms; he couldn't help it; they are super interesting. He grew a wide variety of them back home, but it was always a great pleasure encountering them in their natural habitat. He went to mountains as much as he could, and he's climbed a good amount of them. But recently, he's been sticking to this one. Not too tall and not too famous, just a regular mountain near the school he studied at when he was younger. It was also the first mountain he ever climbed.
He returned to it after his work casually took him near his old school and he decided to climb it out of nostalgia. He was fascinated to discover there was a new type of mushrooms growing there, one he was certain wasn't there when he was a student.
His wide knowledge about mushrooms led him to the theory that they weren't poisonous; so he did what he always does: he took a handful of them, cooked and ate them.
That was when he first saw the bunny. Along with a variety of fun hallucinations. To know that the mushrooms he encountered were the type to get him high was a great pleasure, truth be told. So he just sat peacefully right outside his tent, enjoying the visual, auditory and sensitive hallucinations. It was all pretty enjoyable. But there was something that bothered him a little in his high state: the bunny was still there.
All of the other hallucinations came and went, but the bunny remained there, observing him. Jade couldn't help but wonder if perhaps, the bunny was real.
The bunny wasn't an ordinary one, either. More than a bunny, it was a person, tall and handsome. And his appearance was suspiciously too much alike Jade. It was like seeing himself in a mirror, except his reflection had softer, droopier eyes than himself, the lock of black hair was on the opposite side of his, as well as his mismatching eyes; and he surely had long white bunny ears. Also, he was wearing a funny outfit with light pastel colors that Jade would likely not wear, and a monocle that made him look elegant in his own way. But why would a bunny need a monocle? He chuckled. How endearing.
He smiled at him, softly; it was one of his rare genuine smiles, not the sadistic nor mocking ones. The bunny grinned back at him, two rows of very pointy and sharp teeth were in full display for him to see. How very cute. Now, Jade's interest was picked.
"What's your name, cutie?" He said flirtingly; being high loosed him up, normally he was much more reserved.
The bunny seemed surprised and then he turned around and fled, leaving his round, fluffy and withe tail in display. What a cutie, indeed. But it was such a shame that he decided to leave. He didn't appear again while he was high, sadly.
As he descended the mountain the next day once he sobered up, he constantly was wondering whether if that cute bunny guy was or not real. He couldn't stop thinking about that, so on the next weekend, he returned. He searched all through the mountain he knew so well but couldn't find him. When nighttime came, he gave up, defeated, and returned to his tent. He decided to eat some shrooms to lift his spirits and that's when he saw him again. From afar, half covered by a wide tree, the bunny was grinning at him, as if he was mocking Jade.
Jade stoop up, in his high state it was quite difficult to move but he managed to take some steps towards the bunny's direction; however, soon he tripped over and fell face first on the ground. It didn't hurt too much, probably thanks to his lack of soberness, but it did hurt his pride. He looked up to see the bunny mocking him and so, he tried to stand up as quickly as possible, however, by the time he was back on his feet, the bunny was nowhere to be seen. He paused for a moment to consider if he should give up. Venturing further into the forest at night was dangerous, and even more if he considered his state.
He grinned. What could he say? He's always been a thrill seeker. He's put himself in danger in countless occasions for the sake of seeing or experiencing something fun. So, without further consideration, he stepped deeper into the woods, looking for cute bunny guy.
He had no luck. That situation repeated itself numerous times. He went to the mountain over and over looking for the bunny. But the bunny only appeared when he was high, and Jade still hasn't been able to catch him.
The bunny guy was not real, probably. Jade did understand this. Yet, today is the day this will come to an end. He will either catch the bunny or accept he isn't real. He was prepared. Jade was a methodic -not say obsessive- guy. He's been observing the bunny's behavior and patrons as much as possible. He knew the mountain better than anyone, so he'd been plotting a route that possibly the bunny will take. He spent several days blocking other possible paths, so that the bunny will certainly take the route he painstakingly prepared for him. The one that leads to a dead end. There won't be any chances of the bunny running away from him anymore. Today this will end.
After he finished his arrangements, and after he made sure once more that the bunny didn’t appear while he was sober, he ate the regular amount of mushrooms, and then some more for good measure. The bunny appeared, as he should. He looked at Jade from a distance, Jade looked back at him, their matching eyes met. None of them looked away, instead both grinned showing their pointy teeth, amused. They looked at each other defiantly; they both knew what would come next: Jade would try to catch him. That was their routine. Jade stretched his limbs a little and the bunny waited for him, grinning all the while. Once he was ready, he nodded at him and the hunting began. Jade knew he wasn’t as fast as the bunny, and that he was also sloppy given the drugs; but he also knew the bunny liked to tease him, so he wouldn’t be fast enough to miss him, at least not too soon; he’d play with Jade for a while before disappearing. Or, that would be what he’d do if Jade hadn’t planned his route ahead.
The bunny ran, and Jade chased after him. The cute guy leaped around on the trees, he was pretty agile and had a clear advantage. However, he did follow Jade's planned route. He even waited for Jade a little to extend their play time. But it came to an end when the bunny found himself in a dead end, with no way to run to.
"I caught you." Jade said, triumphant. Still, the bunny grinned. He squatted down and crawled into a hole near the ground and disappeared through it.
Jade blinked twice. How is it possible that he didn't see that hole before? Was it there before, to begin with? Confused, he squatted down and tried to see the inside of the hole. He expected the bunny to be right there, but to his surprise, the hole looked really deep and it was totally dark. He couldn't see a thing. He tried to illuminate it with his cellphone's flashlight, but still he didn't see the end of the hole. Was it the bunny's den?
He sighed. What should he do? Should he wait right there? The bunny had to get out sooner or later. Besides, he was high, the hole changed its size and form constantly in his not sober eyes. He did understand that trying to get inside that hole was truly dangerous. He could get stuck and die. On the other side, if the bunny guy, who was Jade's size was able to pass through it, Jade could do it too, technically. But then again, the bunny was not real so he had no way to know if he would truly be able to get inside the hole and get out of it safely.
He sighed, feeling defeated. His plan was perfect, really. Was this hole there before? Maybe he was hallucinating it? He stuck an arm inside it to verify that yes, the hole existed and yes, it was quite large. Large enough for the bunny to fit in it. He peeks into it again and, to his surprise, a pair of heterochromatic eyes looked back at him. A yellow one shined through the darkness, next to a duller olive one. The bunny's eyes. He seemed to be really deep inside the hole. Then, he grinned. His white teeth left in display for him as he looked at Jade defiantly. Daring him.
Jade grinned back at him. When he puts his hands on him, the bunny will regret mocking him- Oh, right. Why did he doubt about crawling into the hole again? He's always been a thrill seeker; he's put himself in danger numerous times. There was no reason for him not to follow the bunny that's been taunting him.
So he crawled into the hole and followed those enchanting eyes.
He advanced with difficulty in the tight hole, his cellphone's flashlight wasn't helping him at all. At some point, the bunny's eyes disappeared but he continued moving forward. He turned his head to look at the hole's entrance and discovered that he couldn't see any light anymore. But he did not panic. He was thrilled instead, so he tried to crawl faster. But, the next time he moved his hands, they didn't meet ground beneath them. So, before he could help it, he fell.
He fell and fell. For a while he kept on falling, he fell long enough that the feeling of falling in his gut was long gone. He wasn't worried, either, despite the apparently long fall. He was positive it was but an effect of the shrooms too. Although the psychedelic component of them must be really active today, for he's never experienced a fall like this before. Finally, he fell to the ground on his butt.
It didn't hurt too much, but when he was able to stand up, he was really disoriented: he was in the middle of a forest he didn't know, and it was night. He frowned. This was not possible. Jade knew the mountain better than anyone. This forest was definitely not the one in the mountain. Now, he was aware he was high, but up to date, no hallucination has ever changed totally his surroundings to the point where he was literally somewhere entirely else. Hallucinations distorted his surroundings in color, shape, even textures, but being in an entirely different place was uncharted lands.
He looked up and saw a breathtaking crimson full moon shining in all of its glory. Amazed, he snapped a few pictures of it. They would also serve as reference later on, when he sobers up, to see if the moon actually had that color at all. He put away his phone and took a breath.
Well then, what should he do now? Should he try to find the bunny? Or should he try to find the way back? There was no a trace of the hole he fell through earlier. What now? He looked around the forest and it was just then when he noticed there was a path marked in the ground. He decided to follow it for now.
He began walking, looking around. There were a lot of unique creatures he's never seen before. Normally, he would take his notebook and draw them and observe their behavior for a while. But, due to the circumstances, he had to ignore them and keep on walking.
Then he saw what seemed to be a garden. There was a large table inside it and there was someone sitting at the table full of things. He squinted a little and came to the conclusion it was no other than the bunny guy! So he hurried and crossed the fence outlining the garden.
The table was full of cakes of different types and teapots and teacups of all colors and shapes. But that wasn't the most important part of it. The important thing was that the bunny was sat at the table, smocking from a hookah and staring at him with half lidded eyes. He then blew the smoke to Jade's face, who wasn't bothered at all.
"I caught you for real this time." He said and took seat right next to him.
"Took ya long enough." He said and oh his voice was divine.
“Sorry I kept you waiting, love.” The bunny grinned at the pet name.
“You’re too cheesy, Jade.”
Jade was in shock for a moment. “Why do you know my name?”
“Why wouldn’t I?” He shrugs and smokes some more. He looks incredibly alluring. Jade wanted to touch him, just to verify if he was real or not. Not for any other reason.
“But I don’t know yours.” He lamented.
“Mmm. Ya sure about that? Try to guess.”
Jade stopped to consider this. How would he know- Wait! A name did came to his mind. “Floyd. Are you Floyd?”
The bunny grinned. “See? Ya did know.”
“How did I know?” He asked, amazed. The bunny, Floyd, shrugged.
“Does it matter?”
“I suppose it doesn’t.” He glanced at the messy table full of things. “What are you celebrating, Floyd?”
“An unbirthday party.”
“An ubirthday party. I’ve heard of those. So today is not your birthday?”
“Nope. Is yours?”
“No.”
“Then, ya celebrate with me. Do ya drink tea?”
“I do.”
“Then I’ll serve ya.” Floyd grins again and he stands up just to plop on the table. He sits there with his legs crossed and his sharp teeth in display as he serves the tea. Jade couldn’t help but think he looked really hot. “Let’s add some sugar.” He took a fistful of sugar cubes and dropped them in the tea, which splashed. Jade grimaced.
“I’m sorry Floyd, I like my tea without sugar.” He offered an apologetic face.
“That so? Then we don’t need this.” He then threw the teacup away, it shattered on the ground. Then, he took another cup and another pot and served the tea while looking directly at Jade’s eyes. “Here.” He passed him the cup and he took it gladly.
“Thank you very much.” Before he actually drank it, he smelled the tea, and froze in place. “Hey, Floyd, is this poison?”
Floyd grinned eerily. “You noticed? Heh heh. I thought you loved poison tho?”
Jade grinned too and placed the cup back on the table. “I do love poison, but not when I’m the one drinking it.”
The bunny chuckled. “Aha. Boring～ I wanna see you writhing～”
“I’m afraid it will be you who writhes, when I put my hands on you.”
“Go ahead, give it a try.” He looked at Jade daringly again. So Jade placed both hands on the table, just in front of Floyd’s crossed legs, and slowly stood up.
This was it. The moment he’s been waiting for, all this time. The moment when he verifies whether Floyd is real or not. He replaces his hands, now on top of Floyd’s legs. They feel solid. Way too solid to be a hallucination. He moved his hands, stroking all of those long and hard legs, and he squeezed them a little, amazed. So the bunny was real.
“Did ya find your answer?” Floyd looked pleased. Both hands were on the table, a little behind his legs, so he was leaning back a little and intently looking at Jade.
“You are real, right?” He knew it was a stupid question, but he needed to know, to be certain.
“You’re touching me and still doubt my existence?” He chuckled again. “You’re weird, Jade. Maybe I should ravage ya ‘till there’s no doubt left?”
The suggestion left him breathless. “Please.” He whispered.
“Hmmm. Didn’t think ya’d be so quick to beg.” He stretched his legs, now they were hanging out from the edge of the table but Jade didn’t let go of them. “I don’t really mind, tho. You can beg all ya want.”
Then, he placed a gloved hand on Jade’s face. He wished he could feel his bare hand instead. But he didn’t have a lot of time to fantasize about that, since Floyd suddenly moved his hand to his nape and yanked him forward and their lips met.
The feeling was divine, unparalleled. Floyd’s lips on him; he’s been yearning for this for too long. And he’s greedy. Jade Leech has always taken whatever he desired, unremorsefully. So he licked Floyd’s lips greedily, intending for him to grant him entrance to that tempting mouth. And Floyd, who seemed amused at his avarice, did open his mouth. So the kiss deepened. But that didn’t mean Floyd just let Jade lead it. He kissed back, he fought back. They fought for dominance through the kiss. Jade sighed pleased while his hands gripped Floyd’s legs harder. Floyd’s other arm wrapped around Jade’s waist and pulled him closer. They kept on kissing, biting and licking heatedly until the lack of air was impossible to ignore. They parted and both were panting.
“So? Do ya think I’m real now?” Asked Floyd. Yes. It was impossible that those sensations were mere hallucinations, that delightful mouth couldn’t be an illusion. Floyd was real through and through.
“I’m not sure.” He said instead. “Can’t you prove it further to me that you’re real?”
Floyd laughed. “Ah, Jade, you’re such a whore! To think you’re so willing, or rather, desperate to do lewd things with someone ya don’t even know... hehe, so interesting.”
“You’re wrong.” Jade took Floyd’s jacket with both hands. “I do know you.” He pushed the jacket back until he got rid of it; he did not meet any resistance. “This might be the first time we talk, but I do know you. I observed you.”
“Oh yeah?” Floyd seemed really amused and slapped Jade’s beanie out of the way. He grabbed a fistful of Jade’s teal hair, forcing him to look at him in the eye.
“I know the way you like to tease. And how fast and agile you are. I know your patrons when you run away.” Jade continued as he undid the bunny’s pink bow and yellow vest.
“What else, creep?” Floyd released his hair to take off Jade’s jacket.
“I know the way your long ears twitch when I call out to you. The way your fluffy tail bounces whenever you’re exited. I’ve noticed the way your sharp gaze softens when you look at me. I know you lust after me, just as I lust after you. I do know you, Floyd.”
Floyd pulls him into another heated kiss. They are becoming more and more intense by the second. Floyd stood up and they both try to get rid of what’s left of each other’s clothes.
They are bare and still making out before he can understand how that happened. But it doesn't matter. He did not want to remain clothed anymore. Even when they're in a garden and technically anyone could see him. It didn't matter to him. He had more interesting things to keep himself busy, say, for example, the fluffy and cute tail of Floyd. He reached out to it with a hand and was completely pleased to learn that it was just as soft as it looked.
Floyd broke the kiss and spoke to his ear. "Careful, I get aroused when the base of my tail is touched."
Jade's other hand flew to Floyd's ear, which was equally as soft and pleasant to touch. Floyd all but purred. Now it was him who talked.
"Now, now, Floyd. You talk as if your erection wasn't rubbing mine right now." He teased and softly squeezed the base of his tail.
"Ah!" Floyd moaned, it seemed that what he said was true, because he was totally enjoying Jade's ministrations. Then, he sank his teeth on Jade's shoulder, unannounced and unceremoniously. Jade couldn't help but moan lewdly. Having those sharp teeth sunk in him hurt, and he knew he was bleeding and that Floyd was lapping on the blood he drew, but it only turned him even more.
He renounced to stroke the soft ears in favor of taking both of their members in that hand, while the other was still occupied with the fluffy tail. They both groaned when he started pumping their members together.
Floyd finally let go of his shoulder and attacked Jade's neck next. Jade was ecstatic. So they continued like that: Jade masturbating both of them, while Floyd decorated his shoulders, pecs, neck and nipples with bites and hickeys. There was a bit of blood streaming down from some of the bites. But Jade wasn't mad at all. He was only madly horny.
"Well, I'm bored." Said Floyd after his teeth left Jade's skin for the last time. Jade felt devastated. Did that mean they wouldn't play any longer? But before he could ask, Floyd suddenly turned him around and roughly pressed his head to the table. "I'm gonna fuck ya now."
Oh, that was very promising. A shiver ran down his back and he grinned. He was planning on fucking the bunny, but if the cutest bunny wanted it to be the other way round, who was him to deny him?
"Please go easy on me." He asked cheerfully.
"Easy? I bet ya love it rough. You're such a whore." Floyd stood right behind him and ran a finger down Jade's back, all the way to his hole. He couldn't help but writhe a little.
"W- why, you hurt me. I'm like this only with you."
"For real?" He spanked him hard and Jade bit his lip. He was enjoying this situation a little too much.
"Y-yes."
"Then now you're mine. Only mine, Jade." He spanked him again in the same spot, harder this time. It'll undoubtedly bruise. Jade loved that, he wanted to see his body completely decorated by his beloved bunny.
"Are you mine too?"
"Hmmm. We'll see." He poked Jade's entrance. "Well then, what should I use as lube...? Oh, maybe some tea?"
Jade glanced at the messy table. "Poisonous tea...?"
"Heh. I was thinking regular one, but I can use the poison if ya want~"
"Regular one is fine."
"Boring~" He then yanked one of the numerous teapots and poured the tea over Jade's ass without second thoughts. Then, he stuck a wet finger inside him, just as ruthless. Jade hissed but forced himself to breathe and relax.
Floyd was not gentle as he moved his finger inside him, but Jade didn't mind at all. Then, the bunny stuck a second tea covered finger inside him. Jade gasped and tried his best to relax as Floyd scissored him open. Then, the bunny's fingers grazed his sweet spot and Jade whined and his legs trembled. Floyd chuckled.
"Good, keep that slutty noises on~" He repeated the motion and Jade's hips moved unwillingly further to Floyd. He was blushing, this was overwhelming, but it was too good. Then, suddenly, Floyd yanked out his fingers. "Time for me to have fun." He lined his throbbing member to Jade's entrance.
Jade tried to relax. He thought he wasn't ready to take Floyd's cock, so it would probably hurt, do he breathed deeply and exhaled slowly, bracing himself for the pain to come. Then his eyes locked on a teapot and he noticed it didn't change its shape or color. Did that mea. He was sobering up?
He didn't have the time to think about it any further because Floyd thrusted inside him, in a smooth, if painful move. Jade hissed. He knew there was some tea inside of him, making it easier for Floyd to slide in, but still.
"Ya ready, right?"
Jade kind of wanted to ask him to wait a little, so that he could get used to the feeling, but Floyd started thrusting in him before he got the chance. It knocked the air out of him, but at the same time, it was incredibly hot.
"Ahh! Floyd!" He hissed as Floyd thrusted roughly in him. He grabbed a fistful of Jade's hair and his other hand gripped him by the waist. It would bruise too. Also, his own dick was trapped against the table, and it was a bit painful. He was really enjoying himself.
"J- Jade..." Floyd also had difficulty making coherent sentences, as he was balls deep inside Jade. "Y- you will stay here... forever, right?"
"I will." He said heartedly, with lustful voice. "You... will stay at my side... forever, won't you?"
Floyd chuckled right before moaning and thrusting specially harshly. "You really are a greedy bitch." He leaned in and pressed his body to Jade's back, and sneaked a hand under him to grab Jade's neglected cock firmly.
"Ah!!" Jade's eyes rolled back. "Floyd- Floyd..." The bunny's name poured from his mouth over and over as a mantra, as it was the only word he knew at that moment. Then Floyd bit him again, this time right between of his shoulder blades. His teeth broke through the skin way too easily and Jade came. He couldn't help it; it was all too erotic. He moaned loudly and squeezed his eyes as he shot his withe load in waves all over the withe tablecloth.
Floyd let go of his abused skin, chuckling and he too, came. "Ahh! Jade~" He didn't bother taking out his dick, he cummed inside him, painting him white inside.
Jade's heart was hammering in his ears. What a great feeling. He was trying to catch his breath when suddenly Floyd pulled him. He was disoriented at first, until he understood that Floyd had sat on a wide chair and scooped him on his lap.
Jade sighed contently and wrapped his hands around Floyd's neck, while Floyd's hands were wrapped loosely around his waist. They pressed their foreheads together and stayed like that for a while.
"I finally caught you." It was Jade who spoke first. "So I don't plan on letting you go. You're mine, Floyd, I love you."
"Wow. You really are a creep." He grinned. "But that's ok tho. I'm not planning on letting ya go either."
Jade kissed him softly on the lips, a stark contrast of their earlier heated kisses. "I'm not going anywhere. Not without you." He stated.
"Easy creep, ya don't wanna scare me away."
"You are not going to be scared so easily." He smiled softly. "I know you, Floyd."
Floyd laughed. "Creepy and cheesy, what a mix. Heh, I like that. I might not get bored so easily."
"You won't." He said confidently and sighed peacefully. He then looks up to the sky. Everything looks clearer now, he's definitely almost sober. But the full moon remained red. "Hey Floyd, is the moon red?" He asked.
"It is."
"Where are we?"
Floyd chuckled. "Easy now, you'll have enough time to properly explore this world."
That wasn't the answer he ideally wanted. But it didn't matter. He was with Floyd now. He was happy. He could worry about where he was later on. For now, he just wanted to spend some time with the bunny he finally hunted.
"You are right." He said and rested his head on Floyd's shoulder, closing his eyes.