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Isagi slowly raised his head, coming to his senses.
“...Uh…huh..? Where am I..?”
His eyes skimmed through the environment. He was in a mess of a room, windowless. Wait, was it a basement…?
He instinctively reached forward, only to be pulled back by what he hoped wasn’t the case.
Unfortunately for him, it WAS the case.
He was tied up in a wooden chair.
He broke up in cold sweat. He had been kidnapped.
He looked around frantically while questions involuntarily flooded his mind.
“Where was he? Why had this happened to him? How had this happened to him?”
The last thing he remembered before blacking out was…hanging out with the gang as per usual. Sure, they were more popular now than ever thanks to blue lock, but nothing had seemed that out of normal…
He shook his head. In any case finding how to escape was now his priority, the rest could be answered later.
He looked around the room, carefully this time. There had to be something he could use.
He tugged on the rope slightly to test it. Nope, no chance that that’s becoming undone on it’s own-
Isagi stopped immediately, hearing footsteps coming from the stairs. Someone was coming.
He prepared himself for whoever was to come.
Or so he thought, because he would’ve never expected that the one coming down would be Reo in a thousand years.
“Hey. Isagi Yoichi.” Reo…greeted..? Coldly..?
“Reo!” He exclaimed. “Thank god! Listen, I don’t know how I ended up here but-”
Isagi’s words died out in his throat as a sting of pain rushed through his cheek.
Reo had slapped him.
“Re…o..? AGH-!” He groaned in pain as another strike hit him before he could comprehend the first.
“...Shut up.”
“...H-huh? Reo what’re you-”
“JUST SHUT UP! YOU BITCH!”
Reo pulled on his hair, making him hiss. He got close to his face.
“...So tell me, Isagi Yoichi. Is the chair comfortable? How does it feel to have your hands tied, not being able to do anything, huh?”
As the reality of the situation all came down to Isagi, he couldn’t help but ask:
“...Why..?” If he hadn’t been so shocked by the situation, he might’ve shed a tear or two.
Reo laughed, like actually CACKLED at his question.
“ ‘Why?’ I’m only trying to make you feel the helplessness, the hopelessness I felt…”
“…when you took Nagi away from me…”
“Huh..?” Isagi replied, his blood boiling. “YOU KIDNAPPED ME BECAUSE NAGI FUCKING LEFT YOU?!?!”
“HE DIDN’T LEAVE ME YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT! YOU TOOK HIM AWAY FROM ME!!”
Isagi rolled his eyes after a moment of awkward silence muttering:
“...Damn…girls really be doin’ anything but blaming their shity ass boyfriends, huh…”
“What was that?”
“You heard me.”
“You know you’re about to get fucking murdered right?”
Isagi shrugged. “Eeeh. I'll die on this hill at least.”
“Also I don’t wanna hear that from the person who tried to take my mans from me, bastard.”
Isagi stopped. Like his brain actually short circuited.
“...Me..?”
“Who else, sherlock?”
“...Want…Nagi?”
“WHO ELSE, SHERLOCK?”
“...”
“You’re kidding, right?”
This time it was Reo’s turn to be confused.
“Reo, reo. Respectfully…I don’t think anyone else other than you can stand that guy for more than 5 minutes.”
And to that very obvious information Reo looked absolutely baffled.
“Wha- HUH? You don’t know what you’re talking about. My sleeping till 2 pm, cod playing, yuumi maining, cutie patootie of a man is the most dreamiest person there ever was okay?!”
Isagi winced. “So do you actually think that, or..?”
Reo shook his head in a “Obviously??” Kinda way.
“His stinky ass smell must’ve altered your brain chemistry or something damn.”
“Shut the fuck up. Let’s hear it from you then, huh? Why did you team up with him if you weren’t trying to break us apart?”
“I was trying to break you two up.”
A vein popped on Reo’s massive forehead.
“Are you trying to be funny?”
“But it wasn’t because I liked Nagi…it was because…because…”
“Just spit it out, asshole.”
“...It was because…I like…you, Reo…”
Taken aback, Reo moved away. “W-what..?”
“I…haha.” He chuckled. “Didn’t expect my confession to go like this…”
“Isagi…I-I had no idea-”
“Oh hell no.”
Startled by the new voice, they both snapped their heads towards it.
As you would expect, it was Nagi lol.
…
He had a shotgun in his hands.
“Nagi..! Nagi baby calm down-”
“How the hell do you expect me to calm down after hearing this blue gumball son of a bitch trying to take MY bitch, bitch?”
He aimed it. “You have lived more than enough, Isagi Yoichi…I will not let you take my skibidi sigma alpha rizzler away from me…never again…”
Isagi straightened (his posture lol).
“Kill me if you must. But the truth still stands, and that is the fact that Reo Mikage is bad as fuck with a fat ass-”
POW!
Nagi had pulled the trigger.
…
They stared at each other for a moment, breathing heavily, the acknowledgement of what just happened dawning on them.
“Holy shit…” Reo whispered. “That was so hot, babe.”
Then they kissed and fucked and shi.
Bachira later killed Nagi to avenge Isagi. You’re a real one fr fr Bachira!