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. (these arent in order of when theyre shot so theres invis wemmbu and director/past wifies mentioned)
wemmbu stood on the quartz platform , anticipating the pearl thats going to be thrown behind him . the microphone rested against his clothes , hidden behind the heavy armour . "-you want to come out?" and that was wemmbu's cue to turn around , watching as flame pulled out the milk bucket and drank it , the invisible form melting away . he equiped the armour in a swift movement , pulling his sword out.
"hello there bro.!" he pearled onto the platform infront of wemmbu , wemmbu stumbled back and fell of the platform with a yelp , falling on the void black wool that made the supposed void around them . his back thudded onto the wool , feathers from his wings scattered around him , "CUT!" the director yelled from the side , signalling for the cameras to stop filming .
wemmbu laid there , wings and arms spread out beside him . an annoyed expression masked behind his veil of the invisible knight outfit . flame walked over , his boots echoing as he looked over the platform , "you good bro?" "ask yourself that question again" . wemmbu groaned as he peeled himself off the floor , his wings fluttering like they were in syrup behind him .
"bro i cant fly up , throw me like a rope or something" flame snicked as he walked away and came back with a rope , throwing it over . wemmbu climbed up , rolling onto the platform "my back hurts" "you fell on wool , bro . how could that hurt?" flame yanked the rope up and rolled it up , throwing it to someone who came over . "my back landed wrong." he stood up , dusting invisible dust off the armour "i need sleep.."
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wemmbu leaned back in a soft chair , his wings coated the floor in a sea of purple and black . "were on in ten!" parrot's voice echoed through the silent room , causing a few groans . wemmbu's tail flicked as he looked for his script , that was just on the table . "guys where is my script? i just put it down" he stood up , pacing around . he looked up to see spoke snickering , "spoke. where is my script"
he pointed at the table , "its not ther-" oh. oh. it was in the cups . how he managed to do that in like .. 30 seconds? was interesting . wemmbu silently took his script out the cups , a few slightly stained by coffee . "bro im going to kill you" "no youre not , we still need to go on in seven" parrot walked in , wifies trailing behind . "my script?!" wemmbu whined and threw the papers over to parrot and he caught them , pulling a fresh script from his bag , "why do you have a copy of my script?" "for this moment."
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wifies was at a cafe with parrot , the two of them ordering their respective coffees . they sat at a table , parrot reading on his phone and wifies writing on paper . "yo bro." parrot spoke and wifies looked up from the paper , "yeah?" "how long have you been working on that paper?" he put his phone away and took a sip of his coffee . "hm. i du'know' a few days?" he leaned his cheek on his hand , flicking the pen in his other hand .
"how long have you slept." wifies ear twitched , "uh i du'knoww.." he trailed off , leaning back his chair making eye contact with parrot , "this is like , my third coffee today-" "THIRD?" parrot cut him off , wings puffing out slightly in shock "bro youre going to bed," "parrot the script" wifies pleaded ,"dude you barely have any lines next episdoe youre going to bed before the next take"
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the main four (including egg and wifies) were at a dinner , celebrating the farlands arc being over . "finallyyyyy i was so sick of all that walking" wemmbu stuffed a pancake down , a look of sparkles in his eyes . "bro you got 'teleported' there , I had to walk there" parrot crossed his legs , taking a sip of his drink "and you almost fell off the farland's mountains twice" "i wouldve been fine..fine..." wifies just raised an eybrow and took a bite of his food
"im not in an episode untill another 3 months , unfair" flame remarked , his tail and ears flicking in a soft rhythm , "bro youre in the background plenty" egg took a sip smugly , "in like three episodes?!" "yeahhhh youre going to become proper cast soon , be patient bro" flame grumbled slightly , drinking his coffee .
spoke was buzzing in his seat , the chocolate cake on his plate untouched . he was trying to stay calm and not melt out of his seat , but proving slightly unsuccessful . he had done a scene with TNT , something that set him off "spoke , your cake." "oh yeah." spoke took a bite of cake , its was good .. really good ...
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wemmbu's hair stuck to his face , the rain seeping into his clothes . this scene just had to have rain so now he was uncomfortable , annoyed and close to bursting . "yo wemmbu" and here comes egg , "are you good bro?" egg was able to skip out on this scene , so it was just wemmbu in this horrible misery , "do i look okay." egg looked wemmbu up and down "nah , do you need help with your wings"
now that eggchan mentioned it , his wings felt .. wrong , he slowly looked at them , feathers bent in the wrong ways , dirt mingling under the bent feathers . "yes. please" "just get out of those wet clothes bro , ill be in your caravan thing" . a sigh escaped wemmbu as he took the wet clothes off , replacing them into softer , comfier clothes . he went to his caravan , seeing egg sat on the floor with a pillow opposite him .
he sat on the pillow , his wings puffing out behind him stretched out . egg ran his fingers through the feathers , straightening the bent ones into place . dirt fell to the towels on the floor , making it easier to fly and flap his wings . wemmbu murmured in relief , feeling his wings getting lighter and easier to hold up on their own . his tail flicking slightly . "done bro" egg backed up slightly , picking up the towels , "thank you egg"
"WERE ON IN FIVE" "GAH!" the two of them shrieked ".. i need to either turn those speakers down or break them." "turn them down bro you dont want to pay for new ones theyre expensive" wemmbu looked at egg puzzled , "how do you know theyre expensive?" "i shot one with an arrow and it broke.." wemmbu grinned "really bro?" egg just hummed in response and put the towels in a pile of things that need to be cleaned .