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Treat you better, than he can by braindeaddummy
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Aug 2026
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Wemmbu || : why do you need a fake date?Jaden || : my family won't stop asking
Jaden || : every year
Jaden || : every single year.
Wemmbu snorted. The other must be exaggerating
Jaden || : i wish i was exaggerating
Well fuck.
or,
Jaden asks Wemmbu to be his fake boyfriend for the holidays.
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08 Aug 2026
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The person had also sent a link along with the photos. A tumblr link of all things.
Sighing, Basch clicks his mouse on the link, mentally praying that it wouldn’t be any kind of pornography.
Instead, the only thing that the link showed was a single post. One sentence, just one, but once Basch finished reading it, it felt as if his soul had been sucked straight from his body.
Or,Switzerland and Austria get blackmailed into having a wedding.
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09 May 2026
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Gamma Jack and Gazerbeam are teamed up together by the NSA, and they both didn't expect to get along this well.
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13 Aug 2025
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“Simon…damn him. Who needs him anyway? The asshole can only shoot lasers out of his eyes, not even NEAR my level. Hell, I could explode the entire city if I wanted to. Who cares about his stupid glasses… his sad demeanor… his shy grin… the way he kinda shifts when he’s nervous…his…his…”
Gamma Jack snapped back to reality, not even realizing his martini had arrived while he was lost in thought. What he also had failed to realize was the faint burning in his cheeks and the small smile tugging at his lips.
“Who needs him?” he said aloud, taking a long sip of his martini, “who the hell needs Simon Paladino…”
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The Merc with a Beak by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Aug 2026
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Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.
Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.
But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.
There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.
(The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)
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04 Aug 2025