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r/help
In love with my boyfriend, not sure what to do about it?
Shane_Hollander24: 1 day ago
Alright. I’ll keep this quick, I guess.
So, me, 27(m), Is kind of in love with my boyfriend 27(m). Well, not really my boyfriend. See, I’d love for him to be all of that for me, but that’s just not where we at the moment. We’re more in the fuck buddies phase. How long? None of your business. Okay, nine years. Nine years we’ve been fucking. It’s been on and off, but that’s the rough estimate. I got a girlfriend (not my real girlfriend) for some of it, but that’s not really the point.
Point is, I think I’m in love with him. Like, really down bad. Like, I can’t jerk off anymore without imaging him pegging me down. I’ve timed it. I cum x2 faster when his cock is in my ass versus when a dildo is up there. I really think my body only accepts his cock Sometimes, I can only get off in his bed too. Like, my bed is fine, but it’s soo much better when I’m in his bed. Maybe I just need his scent around me at all times. Does that mean something? Not sure.
So, anyways, i invited him over to my cottage. It’s a really nice place that I always go to in the summer, and Id really like for him to join me. Big whoop. Bad thing, he didn’t say yes. He said maybe. In my experience, maybe means no. (My mom used to say she’d ‘maybe’ buy me candy at the store. She never got me candy at the store) So I’m not sure what to do now? Is it insane to ask again? Will I convince him if I keep asking, or should I just give up?
For context I really don’t want to give up. Like that is the last thing I want is to give up. Please don’t tell me to give up.
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Underscore_rabbit: 1 day ago
First of all, was the part about your masturbation habits and him dicking-you-down needed? I really didn’t find that relevant to your question at all.
Shane_Hollander24: 1 day ago
*MasterbationUnderscore_rabbit: 1 day ago
That’s just not right
Yoursoulismile: 1 day ago
Well Why title this boyfriend if he’s not your fucking boyfriend
Shane_Hollander24: 1 day ago
Because I want him to be.Yoursoulismile: 1 day ago
Now. thats a completely different title bud.
gurgleurhur: 1 day ago
bro said ‘ill keep this quick’ then typed a fucking stephen king novel lmfao
Shane_Hollander24: 1 day ago
Was it realy that long???
fluttershylove: 1 day ago
friend, your grammar is hot ass cheeks.
Shane_Hollander24: 1 day ago
Sorry. Im concussed.ilyapancake: 1 day ago
what a dedicated shane hollander fan, getting concussed right at the same time he didilyapancake: 1 day ago
wait a damn minute…
Wallflower_14: 1 day ago
Give me some more context. Have you asked him to be your boyfriend yet?
Shane_Hollander24: 1 day ago
Nope.Wallflower_14: 1 day ago
Then fucking do that instead of asking us wtf
HockeyLover12: 1 day ago
Hilarious how this Shane Hollander fan account just randomly decided to confess his gay love right after Scott Hunter did it
Shane_Hollander24: 1 day ago
Right yeah fan account! Yep that’s right !HahaShane_Hollander24: 1 day ago
Out of curiosity how do i delete a post.
ScottyPotty: 1 day ago
Not!Shane Hollander, I’m officially diagnosing you as an Omega
Shane_Hollander24: 1 day ago
What does this mean? I’ll look it upShane_Hollander24: 1 day ago
Hooly Fuckin gShit
Travis_Scott: 1 day ago
Yo Yo! Travis scott here. Listen to my new album out now
Shane_Hollander24: 1 day ago
Travis Scott came back to life?Travis_Scott: 1 day ago
I was never dead??
quinn_quaint: 1 day ago
nine years situationship? thats not your boyfriend fren, thats OUR boyfriend
Shane_Hollander24: 1 day ago
@REDDITSUPPORT Ban this guy.
ThoughtThinker: 1 day ago
Alright. Realistically, can we discuss the chances that this is actually Shane Hollander? And that the one he’s talking about is Ilya Rozanov? I didn’t believe it at first but you all are making me think.
Shane_Hollander24: 1 day ago
Let’s not discuss any of that at all actually.
Tieryanqueen: 1 day ago
Yall i just looked at the replies on his account. It’s all talking about hockey gear and what it’s like winning the Stanley cup LMAO. This is Shane Hollanders real account
Shane_Hollander24: 1 day ago
Fake news. None of that is true in the slightest.
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r/help
How to delete a reddit post. ?
Shane_Hollander24: 12 hours ago
Not saying I have anything to delete. But lets say I did. How would I go about that. Once again just to clarify I am not saying I have anything I want to delete.
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ilyapancake: 12 hours ago
shane man give it up we got your ass on tape.
Shane_Hollander24: 12 hours ago
Fuck
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@shanesleftnipple:
CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY SHANE HOLLANDER IS TALKING ABOUT ILYA DICKING DOWN HIS OMEGA ASS ON REDDIT?? LIKE STRAIGHT UP NO FILTER NO ANYTHING JUST HIM AND THE VIBES
@ilyarozzzy:
no way he’s talking about ilya is he… like the whole part about masturbation in his room is weird as hell but idk who else he’d be talking about?
@shanesmega:
shane omega confirmed @shanesalpha u owe me $20
@MontrealMetros:
Our team is going to look into these allegations. We take defamation of this kind against our players very seriously. If there is any concern, we will take the upmost action in order to ensure our players safety stays as the number one priority. Please refrain from spreading rumors about anything until we make a statement.
@MontrealMetros:
Alright nevermind we got nothing.
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Lily: what the fuck did you do??
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