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It was just past noon in the Clan Master’s office.
I had accidentally slept in again. I say “accidentally,” but at this point, can it really be called an accident if it happens every day?
I was up to my usual business of polishing my Relics at my desk. It’s a delicate art of trying to appear incredibly busy while actually doing absolutely nothing. If I don’t at least pretend to work, Eva is going to storm in here and pile a mountain of paperwork on my head.
Just as I was rubbing a cloth against a useless golden ring, the door creaked open.
“Krai-san, I’m back~”
The soft, sweet voice belonged to Sitri. She drifted into the room wearing her usual greenish-grey cloak, lugging an oversized backpack that looked heavy enough to crush a goblin.
I quickly composed myself, putting on my best "hard-boiled" face—a look that hopefully said I am contemplating the fate of the world rather than I am hungry.
“Ah, Sitri. Welcome back. How was your... ‘mission’?”
Crap.
I totally forgot why she was gone in the first place. I just blurted out the first word that came to mind. I mean, “mission” is vague enough to cover anything, right? Shopping, alchemy research, trading…
Sitri froze. Then, her eyes sparkled with terrifying admiration.
“As expected, Krai-san! Nothing gets past you!”
“Huh?”
Sitri stepped closer, dropping the heavy backpack onto the floor with a dull thud.
“I made sure to completely cover my tracks regarding why I left the Capital, but it seems you figured me out instantly.”
“Uh... huh?”
I have no idea what she’s talking about. I really, really don’t.
Ignoring my confusion, Sitri reached into the backpack and pulled out a small glass vial. Inside was a viscous pink liquid that glowed ominously.
“The substance I was acquiring isn’t exactly... allowed... in the Imperial Capital. I had to ensure total secrecy. But it was silly of me to think my movements would be unknown to you, Krai-san.”
Well, at least I didn’t embarrass myself with that vague comment.
But wait a second. A substance banned in the Capital?! Is Sitri up to something illegal again? She’s always doing things like this. It’s not like I can stop her, but still…
I eyed the glowing pink liquid warily.
“So... what does it do?”
“Oh? Hmm...”
Sitri looked genuinely surprised by my question.
“Hehehe... So Krai-san doesn’t know everything...”
She whispered it quietly, a strange smile creeping onto her face.
I have a bad feeling about this. Whenever Sitri speaks like that, it always means trouble. Usually for me.
She reached into her bag again and produced a metal bottle. She popped the lid and placed it on my desk. Steam rose from the opening, carrying the scent of ordinary tea. It must be a Relic that keeps liquids hot. That’s handy. I should ask her if I can borrow that later…
Then, she uncorked the pink vial and poured every last drop into the tea.
“This substance is supposed to help relax the mind and body. Here, why don’t you take a sip?”
Alarm bells.
Massive alarm bells were ringing in my head. This seems incredibly suspicious.
“If it’s supposed to help relax, then why is it banned?”
Sitri just put on a soft, innocent smile before replying.
“Oh, you know how it is. It’s simply because the ingredients are harvested from an endangered species, so the Association banned its use.”
“Ah... endangered species? I see.”
If that’s the only reason, then I guess it’s not too bad.
I mean, back when I was adventuring, Grieving Souls almost put the local sandrabbit population into the endangered category just because Liz and Luke were obsessed with how the meat tasted.
As long as it’s not poisonous, I don’t see why I shouldn’t at least try it out to be polite.
I grabbed the metal bottle and brought it close to my lips.
Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed Sitri. Her breathing seemed a little ragged, and her eyes were glued to me with an intensity that made my skin crawl. There was a soft, feverish blush on her cheeks.
Is she sick or something? Maybe she caught a cold on her trip.
I glanced down at Silver Breath—a ring-type Relic that detects poison. It didn't change colors.
Well, if the Relic says it's safe, it's safe.
I took a sip of the liquid.
It tasted mildly sweet, with a heavy, earthy aftertaste. Overall, it wasn’t bad, but definitely not something I’d order for the flavor profile alone.
“It’s not too bad... but are you sure? It’s supposed to make you relax, right?”
“Ahh...!”
Sitri let out a strange, high-pitched squeal.
“You drank it! You actually drank it...!”
Of course I drank it. You told me to. Why is she making such a big deal out of this?
“So, when is it supposed to take effe—”
My vision vanished.
I blacked out instantly.
———
Sitri looked down at the unconscious Krai slumped over the mahogany desk.
“Ahh~!”
Her legs gave out, and she collapsed to her knees on the plush carpet. Her breath came in short, feverish gasps.
He actually drank it…
Sitri’s mind raced. The pink liquid was a masterwork of alchemy, a banned substance for good reason. It was a potent aphrodisiac potion that first rendered the drinker completely unconscious, only for them to wake up later in a state of uncontrollable hyper-arousal.
Sitri didn't know of any weaknesses Krai had. To the world, the Divine Strategist was a fortress of intellect and power. But as his childhood friend, she knew he possessed exactly one flaw.
His absolute, unwavering trust in his childhood friends.
If one had to name a weakness for the elusive Thousand Tricks, it was that. He would never suspect them of betrayal. Of course, none of Grieving Souls would ever dream of harming Krai, so in a combat scenario, it was a weakness that didn't matter.
Even now… She had no intention of harming him. Sitri clutched her chest to calm her racing heart.
It’s just a little something to help accelerate our future together. That’s all. I didn’t do anything bad.
Calming herself, Sitri slowly stood up. Krai was snoring softly, his face completely slack. He looked nothing like the terrifying hunter the world feared.
“Krai-san, you look so helpless right now… I think I can get used to this sight of you~”
Krai was her everything. He was the one who was always there for her. When she was lost, when she had no purpose, he had helped her find a place where she belonged. And now, she would help him understand just how strong her feelings were.
Sitri reached out to touch his cheek. Her fingers trembled slightly, and her eyes were glossy with a mix of adoration and obsession.
I have to act quickly! If I don’t, nee-san and Lucia will steal him away!
The thought of her sister or Lucia making a move lit a fire under her. Sitri quickly circled behind the desk and hooked her arms under Krai’s shoulders.
He isn’t too heavy… but I’m not exactly a vanguard class.
She tugged, her heels digging into the carpet.
Maybe I should call Killiam?
She considered summoning him for a moment.
No, that would only cause unnecessary attention. He’s quite loud and if anyone saw him enter the clan office, it would be a disaster.
Having decided that doing it herself was the safest route, she began to drag the unconscious Krai toward the private room connected to the office.
“Hnn… ah…”
Panting slightly from the exertion, she finally managed to haul him into the bedroom and dropped him onto the bed with a soft plop.
Sitri wiped a bead of sweat from her forehead and looked down at her prize. He was completely defenseless. His fate was entirely in her hands.
A dark, sweet smile spread across her face.
“Now then… how should I begin~?”
———
Soft…
That was the only word that fit what my head was resting on. Something incredibly soft, warm, and yielding. My whole body felt like it was burning up, like there was a fire under my skin that wouldn’t go out. And there was this faint humming… a gentle, happy little tune.
I cracked my eyes open.
Pink.
Pink irises staring straight down at me, way too close. And below them… bare skin. A lot of bare skin. The underside of breast, completely exposed, right in my line of sight.
I bolted upright so fast my head spun.
“Sitri?! What the heck is going on?!”
“Ara, Krai-san… did you rest well~?”
Her voice was the same soft, sweet Sitri voice, but… everything else was wrong. I whipped my head around. Yeah, this was my bedroom connected to the office, but… the air smelled sweet, heavy, like someone had dumped a whole bottle of perfume in here. And the door to the officet was sealed shut with some kind of glistening, slime-like barrier. What even…?
More importantly—Sitri was sitting right in front of me on the bed. Completely naked.
Her cloak was gone. Those curves she always hid were just… there. Her sizeable breasts rose and fell with her breathing. Her skin looked soft, flushed pink, and she was looking at me like I was the only thing in the world.
I couldn’t speak. My mouth opened, closed, opened again. Nothing came out.
This has to be a dream. Right? It has to be.
“This… this is a dream, right…?”
Sitri tilted her head, that strange, feverish smile creeping onto her face.
“Hmm? It certainly is a dream come true… for me~”
Her eyes were huge, pupils blown wide. She looked… hungry. Like a predator that had finally cornered its prey.
I glanced down.
Oh no.
I was naked too. Completely. And my… my cock was rock hard, throbbing like it had a mind of its own. I’ve never ever been this hard in my life. What the hell is this??
Sitri noticed where I was looking. She started crawling toward me on the bed, slow, and deliberate. Her breasts swayed with every move, and I couldn’t look away.
“Krai-san… it seems you’re quite excited~”
She’s always been pretty, but right now? She looked unreal. Like every switch in my brain that usually screamed “childhood friend, do not touch” had been flipped off. I wanted to touch her. Badly. My hands were itching.
Ah, seriously… this situation is way too dangerous, isn’t it…?
Yup. Definitely a dream. No other explanation. Childhood friend, both naked, sealed room, insane arousal—classic weird dream material.
But why does my brain have to torment me like this…?
“Krai-san… it’s not good to keep a lady waiting, you know~”
“Wait, Sitri—”
She lunged.
I fell back onto the bed with a yelp, the mattress bouncing under us. Even for a dream, isn’t this going too far?!
Ansem! I’m sorry! I’m so sorry for having these thoughts about your little sister!
“Ahh… I can’t wait anymore! I need you so badly, Krai-san!”
Her lips crashed into mine.
Soft. Moist. Warm. She tasted faintly of lavender and something sweet. My first kiss… in a dream… with Sitri, of all people…
“Mmph—!”
It started gentle, but in seconds it turned desperate. Her tongue pushed in, exploring hungrily, like she wanted to devour me. It was less of a kiss and more of an exchange of spit.
She pulled back just enough to breathe, a thin string of saliva connecting us.
“Puah… that was my first kiss, Krai-san. You better take responsibility~”
My body was on fire. Head to toe, burning and, throbbing. I’ve never felt anything like this. I mean, I am a virgin after all. I’ve never even masturbated, kind of hard to with the party and the clan always around. But even still, this heat… was just too much!.
Has to be a dream. No other way.
…Well, if it’s a dream, then… it’s fine to go all out, right? I mean, the real Sitri will never know I had these thoughts. No harm done.
I steeled myself, grabbed her shoulders, and flipped us over. She landed on her back with a soft gasp, eyes wide in surprise.
Hah. Didn’t expect that, did you, dream-Sitri?
“Krai-san… you’re so aggressive today…”
She looked away, cheeks flushed deep pink. Cute. Way too cute.
This is a dream. This is a dream. It’s fine.
My cock was aching now, pulsing against her thigh. I couldn’t think straight. Usually I’m the passive one, the lazy one, but dream-Krai was apparently a complete animal.
I tried for my coolest voice.
“Sitri… I’m gonna ravage you now.”
“Ahh…!”
She squealed, squirming under me.
“It’s my first time… so please be gentle…”
I couldn’t hold back anymore. I lined myself up, pressing against her already soaked entrance and pushed in.
Tight. Hot. Incredibly wet.
She let out a soft groan, fingers digging into my shoulders. A trickle of red seeped out.
…Dream-Sitri is a virgin too, huh…?
“Ahh… Krai-san is inside of me! It finally happened…!”
Sitri’s voice came out breathless, and trembling, her pink eyes glassy and fixed on mine. Her body arched under me, tight and hot and clenching in a way completely foreign to me.
“Are you okay? It’s your first time, isn’t it…?”
Even if this was a dream, I couldn’t help asking. I mean… come on, dream or not, I’m not a complete jerk.
“Yes… compared to your Thousand Trials, this is nothing…”
She smiled softly at me, her cheeks tinged with a feverish pink, like she was saying the most natural thing in the world.
“Okay… I’ll keep going then.”
I pushed deeper.
Heavenly didn’t even cover it. She was so tight, and so wet, wrapping around me like she was made for this. Every inch felt like fire and silk at the same time, and my hips moved on their own..
Sitri let out the softest moan, fingers digging into my back.
“Ah… Krai-san…”
Sitri’s voice was like honey, low and shaky. I pulled back a little and thrust again, deeper this time, and she gasped, legs wrapping around my waist like she never wanted me to leave.
This… this feels way too real for a dream…
But my body didn’t care. The heat was everywhere now, pooling low, and pounding my ears. I started moving faster, steady rhythm, in and out, her slick heat taking me every time like it was the easiest thing in the world.
Sitri’s moans grew louder, sweeter, filling the room.
“Nnh… ahh… right there… Krai-san, harder… please…”
Harder? Okay… at least dream-me apparently knows what he’s doing.
I braced my arms on either side of her, leaning down to capture her lips again. She kissed back desperately, tongue sliding against mine, messy and needy. Her breasts pressed against my chest, feeling soft, and warm. Her hard nipples dragging across my skin with every thrust.
I broke the kiss to breathe, burying my face in her neck. Her lavender scent and sweat were sweet to my senses, something that made me dizzy. I sucked at the skin there, gentle at first, then harder when she whimpered and clenched around me.
“K-Krai-san… you’re so deep… I can feel all of you…”
Yeah… I could feel all of her too. Every little flutter, every squeeze. My hips snapped faster now, the bed creaking under us, skin slapping skin. Her legs tightened, pulling me in like she wanted me even deeper.
I changed angles a little and she cried out, back arching off the mattress.
“There! Ahh… right there… don’t stop…!”
Her nails raked down my back, and I groaned into her shoulder. The heat was building, coiling tight in my gut, spreading everywhere. I wasn’t going to last much longer… not with her moaning my name like that, not with how perfectly she fit around me.
“Sitri… you feel… incredible…”
I didn’t even know where the words came from. Dream-me was smooth, apparently.
She laughed in a breathless, happy tone, then moaned again when I thrust particularly hard.
“Krai-san… I’ve wanted this… for so long… ahh~!”
Me too…? Wait, no, I’ve never—well, maybe subconsciously…? Shut up, brain.
I reached down between us, fingers fumbling until I found that little spot that made her gasp the loudest. I rubbed slow circles, matching my thrusts, and her whole body tensed.
“K-Krai-san…! I’m… I’m gonna…!”
Yeah. Me too.
Everything snapped tight, and I buried myself deep, groaning her name against her neck as I came hard. Sitri shuddered under me, clenching rhythmically, crying out softly as she followed right after.
We stayed like that for… I don’t know how long. Breathing hard. Sweaty. Still connected.
She ran her fingers gently through my hair, humming that same little tune from earlier.
“Krai-san… I love you…”
Damn… I came inside her.
But… it’s a dream, right? So it’s fine. No real consequences. Yeah. Totally fine.
I tried to pull out slowly, but Sitri’s legs tightened around my waist, locking me in place.
“N-No… stay inside me a little longer, please…?”
Her voice was small, almost shy. Her expression reminded me of Sitri from back when we were kids. The timid one who was still unsure of her place in the world. Her expectant eyes, looking up at me like I was her whole world.
“O-Okay…”
We stayed like that. Connected. Still buried deep, her warmth pulsing faintly around me. The room smelled like sex and that heavy sweet aroma. I could feel her breathing slow against my chest.
Minutes passed? I don’t know. Time felt weird.
Then she giggled softly, and mischievously.
“Hehehe… I made sure to take lots of fertility potions. Based on my calculations, there should be about a 94.78% chance that conception happens~”
…She just said something completely outrageous, didn’t she?
Her legs finally loosened, unwrapping from my waist. I pulled out slowly. It was wet and messy, a mix of us dripping onto the sheets. My cock slipped free, covered in her fluids, glistening.
And worst of all, it was still rock hard. Like I hadn’t just come at all.
“Huh…?”
I mean… I’ve got zero experience here, but isn’t it supposed to… go down after? But I guess since it’s a dream anything could happen.
Sitri sat up, eyes locked on it, that feverish smile returning.
“Krai-san is still so hard~ Here, let me take care of it~”
She leaned in close, her face inches away. Warm breath grazed the sensitive skin, making it twitch. Her pink eyes flicked up to mine, hungry, and excited.
“Hold on, Sitri—”
Too late.
Her lips parted, and she took me in. Sitri’s hot, wet mouth engulfing me in one smooth motion. All the way to the back of her throat.
“Nngh—!”
My hips jerked on instinct. Her tongue pressed flat against the underside, swirling slowly. She pulled back with a wet pop, lips stretched around me, then sank down again. This time taking me deeper, and faster.
Ugh… the heat from my body still hasn’t disappeared, if anything my arousal is increasing.
She was hungry for it, bobbing with pure, desperate need. Her hands gripped my thighs, nails digging in, taking me over and over. Saliva coated everything, dripping down, messy and loud. She continued to slurp and I could hear her soft moans vibrating around me.
“Glrk–Glrk–Glrk!”
Her eyes stayed on mine the whole time. Every time she pulled back, her tongue flicked the tip, circling, before diving down again.
“Sitri… that’s… too much…”
She didn’t stop. If anything, she went faster, her cheeks hollowing, sucking hard.
My thighs tensed, and breath ragged.
“I’m—gonna—”
She didn’t pull away. Just took me deeper, throat tightening, eagerly.
I came hard, hips bucking as I spilled down her throat.
Sitri swallowed greedily, every pulse, throat working around me, not spilling a drop. Her eyes fluttered half-closed in bliss, a soft, satisfied moan escaping as she drank it all.
When I finally slumped back, spent and shaking, she pulled off slowly. Her lips shiny, a thin strand connecting us for a second before it broke.
She licked them clean, smiling that dark, sweet smile.
“Krai-san tastes… amazing~”
Despite cumming twice already… my cock never went down.
Not even a little. Sitri didn’t seem to mind, in fact, she was begging for more, pulling me back in with that seductive smile.
We went at it again. And again. For what felt like hours. Time blurred into sweat and moans and heat.
I flipped her onto her stomach at some point, gripping her hips as I thrust from behind. She buried her face in the pillow, muffling cries that turned into whimpers.
“K-Krai-san… deeper… ahh~!”
Tight, slick, clenching every time I buried myself. Her back arched, ass pressing back against me greedily. I leaned over her, one hand sliding under to tease her chest, she shuddered and came again, soaking the sheets.
Later… she was on top. Straddling me, riding slow at first, then frantic. Hair sticking to her sweaty face, breasts bouncing with every drop of her hips.
I gripped her waist, thrusting up to meet her. She leaned down, kissing me messy and desperate, tongue everywhere.
“Nnh… Krai-san… you’re hitting… so good…!”
Her nails scratched my chest. Even when she collapsed forward, panting, I rolled us over and kept going, pounding until she squealed and tightened around me again.
Another round against the headboard… her legs over my shoulders, folded in half while I drove in deep. She couldn’t even form words anymore, the only sounds just being high-pitched gasps and my name broken into pieces.
I came inside her… three? Four times? Lost count. Filling her until it leaked out around us.
Even for a dream… this was insane. Wrong. I knew it was wrong. But my body wouldn’t stop. Couldn’t.
Finally… Sitri simply… stopped moving.
Sitri lay motionless, a dopey, satisfied grin plastered across her face. Her eyes were rolled back slightly, and she was breathing in shallow, ragged gasps. She looked completely spent, covered in sweat and shivering slightly. She tried to say something, but it just came out as an incoherent, happy squeak.
Did my subconscious mind really want to have sex with Sitri that badly?
Even after hours, my body felt like it was on fire. My cock was still throbbing, and I couldn't stop my gaze from drifting back to Sitri’s naked form. Even if this is a dream, I feel kind of guilty doing this to her... but damn, why is arousal in my body not fading at all!?
Just as I was trying to make sense of this fever dream, a thunderous pounding shook the room.
“Open up! I know you’re in there, Siddy!”
The door, which seemed to be reinforced with slime, rattled precariously.
“Damn! Why won’t this door open?! I smell Krai-chan in there, so open this damn door!”
“Nee-san...?”
Sitri’s voice was lazy, slurring as if she didn’t even know what planet she was on.
“Screw this! Sorry, Krai-chan, but I’m coming through!”
BOOM!
The door was completely obliterated. Wood chips and slime flew everywhere, and the force was so strong the entire Clan House shuddered. Stepping through the debris was Liz Smart.
Her pink eyes scanned the room instantly, wide and terrifying.
“W-Wha...?!”
Was Liz supposed to be part of my dream too? I feel absolutely awful. This nightmare is getting too chaotic. Maybe I’ll get Ansem something nice when I wake up as an apology...
“SIDDY! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!”
“Nee-san... please be quiet... I’m still trying to savor my first time with Krai-san...”
In an instant, Liz vanished and reappeared right in front of the bed, her eyes dangerously focused on the two of us.
“You cheater! I can smell something weird from the tea in the other room! Krai-chan’s first time was supposed to be mine!”
Liz began stomping her foot in frustration. The floorboards groaned, and the room began shaking again.
“You snooze, you lose, Nee-san~”
Sitri’s words were clearly meant to provoke. Even in her dazed state, she knew exactly which buttons to push.
Liz’s tantrum hit critical mass.
“Grr! You thieving cat! You skank! You sneaking little sister!”
In a blur of motion, Liz yanked the naked Sitri off the bed and threw her out into the hallway like a ragdoll.
“Hey!”
Sitri, still wobbling from the earlier sex, tried to stand up, only to collapse back onto her knees. Liz ignored her and turned her burning gaze toward me.
“And you, Krai-chan! How could you let that thieving cat trick you?! Unless you wanted her to do it?! Well, answer me!”
Liz hasn’t been this angry and demanding since we were kids. Back then, her tantrums were legendary. It kind of reminded me of the old days. Ah, good times.
Despite her yelling, I felt strangely calm. Well, since it’s a dream, I might as well play along, right? If I panic, she’ll just get louder.
I put on my best cool, collected face.
“You see, Liz... I just couldn’t help myself. Sitri was just too cute.”
“Wha—?!”
Liz froze, her face turning crimson.
“But you know... I’m still ready for more. But I guess Sitri isn’t up to the task anymore. So, how about you and I do it instead?”
“...”
For a split second, silence filled the room.
Then, the world flipped upside down.
Before I could realize what was happening, I was thrown over Liz’s shoulder like a sack of potatoes. I could hear a low, predatory growl vibrate from her throat.
“You asked for it, Krai-chan!!”
She didn't use the door. She didn't use the window.
Liz smashed straight through the solid wall of the Clan House, leaping out into the open air and taking me with her.