Team Project: Get Lucy Laid!

by CryingInMyBedat0000

Summary:

She wasn’t 17 anymore. She was a fully grown woman with needs. And neither her fingers nor her plethora of magical toys could satiate the growing hunger.
She and Natsu were going nowhere sexually, which was fine; they could remain friends until the end of days--not her preference--and she would be perfectly content just to know that he had her back. But that also means that she would have to stop holding out for him.
She needed satisfaction and she needed it now.

“I need to get laid.” The proclamation left her mouth without permission, and all four wizards froze, staring at her with jaws hanging open before they all shrieked with the glee of four women in need of a sexually-charged project.
And that was how Team Project: Get Lucy Laid! was conceived.

OR: Lucy is a grown woman who needs a sexual outlet that's not her oblivious partner, but when Lisanna, Mira, Levy, Cana and she come up with a plan to get her laid, Natsu has other ideas.

Notes:

This fic came to me in a dream

let that tell you all you need to know about it...

(p.s. if you're a fucking AI whatever-the-fuck, get out.)

Chapter 1: Prologue

    Sultry music, colorful lights strobing in dimmed lacrimas, and Lucy, Levy, Cana, Mira, and Lisanna all about five drinks deep: the recipe for a perfect storm.

     “It’s just so frustrating,” Lucy groaned as she leaned against Levy for support. Cana cackled again, her cheeks flush with liquor and glee. 

      “And the worst part is,” Lucy continued, distressed in the face of the collective mirth around her, “I bet he would be great in bed! I mean-” 

     She didn’t get to finish making her point as all four ladies around her collapsed into screaming laughter, their bodies drunkenly falling against one another as they melted into hysterics.

      “I mean-” she tried again as soon as it was quiet enough for her to get a word in, her voice slurring,

      “You mean he’s built like a dragon,” Cana supplied, howling with laughter yet again.

      “And I bet all that fighting training would probably lead to some pretty interesting positions,” Levy added, gripping onto Cana as the two once again slipped into fits of giggles.

      Lucy felt her cheeks grow hot, but she couldn’t decide if it was embarrassment or the alcohol.

      “You can’t blame her,” Mirajane reasoned, “a woman has needs!” Cana and Levy’s laughter grew louder. “And she’s gotta satisfy them somehow!”

      Lucy shrieked, pushing at Mira’s shoulders, who rocked into Lisanna and began giggling. 

      The bluntness embarrassed her, but Mira wasn’t entirely off the mark. She wasn’t 17 anymore. She was a fully grown woman with needs. And neither her fingers nor her plethora of magical toys could satiate the growing hunger—could satisfy the restless nights of mussed bedsheets and unreached peaks.

      She and Natsu were going nowhere sexually, which was fine. They could remain friends until the end of days—not her preference—and she would be perfectly content just to know that he had her back. 

      But that also meant she would have to stop holding out for him. She needed satisfaction and she needed it now. 

      “I need to get laid.” The proclamation left her mouth without permission, and all four wizards froze, staring at her with jaws hanging open before they all shrieked with the glee of four women in need of a sexually charged project.

      And thus, Team Project: Get Lucy Laid! was conceived.