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𝓟𝓻𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂 𝓲𝓷 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓽𝓮𝓻 2, 𝓪𝓼 𝓜𝓻𝓼 𝓥 𝓰𝓾𝓵𝓹 𝓰𝓾𝓵𝓹 𝓰𝓾𝓵𝓹𝓼:
You know what the VH in Mrs Van Hopper stands for? Very hungry. Ngl. Me too.
Rather than saying that she’s likened to an animal for her gulp gulp gulping, I’m more sophisticated than that.
SHE A FURRYYYYYYYYYYUYYUYYYYYYUYYUYYY
Type SHIT.
Shit
She want that social status BAD BRO Anyways she goes “get me a coffee” and so i go “ok” cause im lowkey still a pussy im basically a barista with blue hair and pronouns but its like the late 1930s or smth here so like ig im a servant with brown hair and she/her pronouns #pronounqueen
Lowkey she a bitch for that she wants all the attention for herself talking about hungry fr fr bro… She deadass hungry in the gulp gulp gulp sense and she hungry in the im the alpha im tge leader im the one to trust (in a social status sense iykyk)
But my alpha in shiny fur said “ 𝓝𝓾𝓱 𝓾𝓱 𝓼𝓱𝓮’𝓼 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 “ and he stays standing like jinja for real and like yea he lowkey looks cold asf at first but people eat up nonchalant alpha daddies with #agegap tagged nowadays especially those booktok girlies
I’m booktok girlies. In a sea of normies, fujoshis, himejoshis and yumejoshis im a booktok girlie who likes hetslop #legit
And so I stay cause who dare disobey an S+++++++ class dominant alpha
Mrs V highkey salty but she’ll never match the amount of sodium going on in her system #highbloodpressurequeen #cardiacarrestqueen
Anyways Mrs V tried to be funny talking smth about England kings or smth idk I didn’t pay attention in class during this part bro I didn’t write the exact details in my notes MB gang but ig the Gen Z equivalent to the conversation would be something like
V: bro yk the president of Japan,,, what’s his name again,,, ah yes Hatsune Miku
M: KYS you’re WRONG and NOT FUNNY
yea i lowkey cant think of funny alternatives I used up all of my funny juices back when I was in F4…….. at least I’m now self aware i guess
Anyways yea that shit MAD embarrassing im getting second hand embarrassment
And to further add fire to the fuel her social etiquette is MAD BAD BRO who the fuck asks someone whether they have unpacked yet still keeping them occupied bruv anyways Maxim roasted the SHIT out of her
Anyways after M leaves V cant control her jealousy much and KICKS ME IN THE SHIN, BURNS MY HOUSE DOWN, CALLS ME A SLUR, KILLS MY FAMILY, EXECUTES ME DANGANRONPA STYLE AND CANCELS ME ON TWITTER
Ok yea none of that happened she just said some snarky ahh shit that was enough to hurt my non-existent ego cause again, I’m a pussy
