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Anna
July 13, 2020 at 10:01 AM
ON MY GOD
??
OH MY GOD
luca what
ILTA ROXANOC
IYLA ROXANOV
ROZANOV
omg what about him
SAMETEAM SFSDG
ah
good luck soldier you better pray he doesn't find out about your crush 🫡
Family 🏠
July 14, 2020 at 1:03 PM
Mama
I'm so proud of you Luca ❤️
Are the Centaurs good team?
Anna
💀
thanks mama ❤️
ilya rozanov is their captain!
Mama
he is the one on your wall yes?
Anna
and the one in all of luca's daydreams
shut up anna
Mama
Do not be mean to your sister
sorry
centaurs + harris 🐎🏆💯
August 4, 2020 at 11:29 AM
Ilya added You to the conversation.
Ilya
everyone welcome luca haas new rookie 🫨
i gave him all your numbers do not introduce yourself
i do not need phone buzzing i am busy
Zane Boodram (lw)
wow cap great intro 🤩 welcome luca!!
Wyatt Hayes (goalie)
welcome luca i've watched you play and we're all very excited you're joining the team 🥳
Harris Drover (sm)
Welcome Luca!! 🥳🏒
Troy Barrett (rw)
welcome Luca!
Ryan Boyle (d)
Welcome Haas!!
thank you everyone, i am excited to join the centaurs!!
Ilya
okay muting chat text me not on group chat if emergency
Nick Chouinard (d)
welcome haasy! roz what are you doing that's so important
Harris Drover (sm)
September 2, 2020 at 9:38 AM
Hey Luca! Just wanted to remind you about the intro video we're recording today!
Can you meet us at 11?
yes will be there!
cap + rooks 🍼
September 23, 2020 at 2:10 AM
Jacob LaPointe
do you guys think aliens exist
Cory Young
yes
Jacob LaPointe
but like
if they did wouldn't they have made contact with us by now
why are you thinking about aliens at 2 am
Connor Holmberg
no aliens are a government conspiracy
Cory Young
wrong you're stupid
Jacob LaPointe
@haasy why not
we have early practice tomorrow??
Ilya
if you babies do not shut up and go to sleep i will make you do bag skates until you collapse on ice tomorrow
Cory Young
okay dad 🫡
Family 🏠
October 19, 2020 at 7:48 PM
Anna
CONGRATS ON YOUR FIRST MLH GOAL @LUCA 💪
Mama
A beautiful goal Luca, proud of you ❤️
Anna
October 19, 2020 at 7:51 PM
hey don't think i didn't notice ilya hugging you after that goal
are you still alive
🙃
centaurs + harris 🐎🏆💯
October 19, 2020 at 9:03 PM
Zane (lw)
HAASY'S FIRST GOAL WE'RE CELEBRATING TONIGHTTTTT
Wyatt (goalie)
🙌
Evan (d)
baby haasy im buying you a drink at monks
Nick (d)
dude he's underage
Evan (d)
no one's gotta know that
Zane (lw)
hey @roz you coming???
he said not this time
Sadie (rozawifey)
November 1, 2020 at 3:14 PM
hello hi when did you deactivate your blog
you knew i would not keep it after
LUCA NOOOOO
the end of an era the death of a (hollanov) nation the loss of a rozanov fanboy i will never recover
you are very dramatic
thank god i have your number
sooooo
how is ilya rozanov in person 😏
i will call you tonight
👀👀👀
centaurs + harris 🐎🏆💯
November 21, 2020 at 11:18 AM
Nick (d)
if anyone has pictures/videos of haasy tispy at the bbq yesterday please send 🙏
Wyatt (goalie)
^^seconded, been meaning to change haasy's contact pic anyway
please don't
Zane (lw)
i think cassie got some actually 💀
Ryan (d)
send send send
🙁
Ilya
December 10, 2020 at 11:23 PM
where are you
out with team? are you coming?
no am busy
are you drinking
uh yes
okay
share location with me
what why
captain's orders haasy do it
You started sharing location with Ilya.
text when you are back
1:39 AM
i am home
👍
Cory
December 13, 2020 at 12:04 AM
did i leave my xbox controller at your place yesterday
yes
fuck
my gf wanted to play a game together and i only have one
you are a two minute walk from me??
oh yeaa
be there soon 😁
Anna
January 1, 2021 at 12:14 AM
happy new year luca love you always even though you're very annoying
🍾🎉
happy new year anna love you even though you're also very annoying
Family 🏠
January 6, 2021 at 1:48 PM
!i love you mama i love you anna thank you for everything always ❤️
Not Delivered
2:25 PM
Mama
Luca where are you
Anna
oh my god Luca please answer us
@LUCA
Mama
Luca baby are you okay
Sadie (rozawifey)
January 6, 2021 at 3:44 PM
holy shit
luca are you okay????
i'm getting scared pls text me back when you see this
the news isn't confirming anything i just need to know if you're okay
Family 🏠
January 6, 2021 at 4:02 PM
i am okay, with the rest of the team now ❤️
Mama
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Sadie (rozawifey)
January 6, 2021 at 5:29 PM
i am okay ❤️
oh thank fuck
call me when you can
centaurs + harris 🐎🏆💯
February 18, 2021 at 4:18 PM
Zane
bbq at my place friday everyone better show up ‼️ (@roz im looking at you)
wags welcome as always
@chewy ask selena if she can make her scones again PLEASE
Harris
omg YES i dream about those scones every night
Cory
haven't gone a day not thinking about them since the last bbq 🤤
Evan
Wyatt
don't even need the bbq i just need three plates of selena's scones
Nick
hey guys this is selena i'm glad you all liked the scones 😊 i'll definitely bring some again
YAY thank you selena i love you
Nick
aww love you too haasy
stop hitting on my wife kid
Troy
💀
Ilya
i cannot make it this friday sorry
cens NO CAP 🚫🧢
February 18, 2021 at 4:41 PM
Evan
kinda getting worried about rozy ngl
Zane
you beat me to it
should we swing by his place?
Wyatt
he told me he's gonna be out of town
he seems sad
sad like me at beginning of season when i missed home
Nick
you think he's homesick? for russia?
Troy
I don't think so
Connor
maybe he just needs to get laid
Anna
March 13, 2021 at 8:36 AM
OH MY GOD
LUCA OH MY GOD
GO ON TWITTER RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY
Sadie (rozawifey)
March 13, 2021 at 8:43 AM
HOLY SHIT
KSDFSDG WHAT IS HAPPENING
Ilya
March 13, 2021 at 9:09 AM
I am sorry it happened like this, hope you are okay ❤️
cens NO CAP 🚫🧢
March 13, 2021 at 2:34 PM
Wyatt
im gonna kill brad
Jacob
fucking brad
Nick
anyone heard from ilya yet??
no
Wyatt
no
Zane
no
Evan
no
Ryan
no
Connor
no
Cory
no
Nick
fuck
NOT the babies 💪🤓
April 18, 2021 at 10:38 PM
Connor
i still can't believe cap is with shane hollander
like. two of the best hockey players??? together???
Jacob
and they're both hot as fuck too like kinda illegal ngl
wow
Cory
shut up haasy we all know you were in love with them
and i know you had a giant poster of shane hollander next to your bed your mom has sent me pictures
funny how team doesn't know that
even funnier if they found out
Connor
damn luca that's cold
Cory
MY MOM??!?
Jacob
cory don't you know moms love haasy it's like his superpower
😊
centaurs + harris 🐎🏆💯
May 25, 2021 at 3:59 PM
Ryan
ENGAGED
Cory
wat
Ryan
CHECK ROZ'S IG
Zane
holy shit
Wyatt
none of you noticed the ring that's been on his necklace??
i did
Nick
yeah well not all of us are crushing on rozy like you haas
Sadie (rozawifey)
June 9, 2021 at 10:17 AM
sometimes i cannot believe this is my life
ah you mean
that you, luca haas, had a tumblr dedicated to hollanov when you were a teenager and now you play on the same team as ilya rozanov your all-time celebrity crush who is in fact in a relationship with fellow hockey player shane hollander like you would always post about?
you're living the life bud every hollanov stan WISHES they were you
centaurs + harris 🐎🏆💯
July 8, 2021 at 7:02 PM
Ilya added (613)-481-9571 to the conversation.
Ilya
hello everyone meet your newest centaur 🥰
(613)-481-9571
Hey guys, I'm Shane Hollander
Zane
WHAT
Jacob
WHAT
Cory
WHAT
Nick
WHAT
Troy
holy shit
Evan
he says, like he's not the best hockey player in the world
Connor
am i dying is this heaven
Ilya
*second best hockey player
Wyatt
sorry about these heathens shane they never learned any manners
welcome to the team we can't wait to meet you!!
Shane
Thanks Wyatt! I can't wait to meet everyone
Ilya
also you are all invited to our wedding in two weeks will send invitations tomorrow
Wyatt
WHAT
Anna
July 8, 2021 at 7:28 PM
i think i just died
what
istg luca if this is bc of ilya again im getting on a flight to ottawa just to smack you
Sadie (rozawifey)
July 22, 2021 at 6:21 PM
i am at ilya rozanov and shane hollander's wedding
how did i get here
i think maybe this is all a very long dream
and soon i will wake up and still be 15 years old and back home
you're WHERE
luca haas you might just be the luckiest sob i've ever met
Ilya
August 29, 2021 at 9:38 AM
can you do drawing of me, shane, and anya to hang in home
yes, just send me the picture!
thank you baby haasy ❤️
Family 🏠
September 7, 2021 at 4:02 PM
Mama
Flights booked for Ottawa! Can't wait to watch your first game of the season Luca 🥰
❤️
Anna
personally i'm more excited to see luca lose his mind at being on the same team as ilya and shane
can't wait to tell shane that you had a picture of his husband on your wall and would stare at it every night before going to bed
mama is it too late to cancel anna's tickets
centaurs + harris 🐎🏆💯
September 26, 2021 at 2:38 PM
Zane
EVERYONE READY FOR THE FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON?? 💯🏆🏒
Nick
this is gonna be our season ‼️
Harris
good luck guys you're gonna kill it!!!!
Ilya
no option to lose today haasy's mama and sister are here
also shane's mom and dad
we cannot lose in front of them that would be very sad for us
Shane
Ilya.
Wyatt
wow cap no pressure huh
Evan
no pressure at all 😃
🫡
Sadie (rozawifey)
September 27, 2021 at 7:19 AM
im gonna be serious for one second
never in my wildest dreams could i have imagined that i would meet one of my best friends for life on tumblr when i was just a teenager speculating about two hockey players being in love but you have made it so far in following your dreams i am so SO proud of you 🩷
and your goals last night were amazing
love you so much sadie ❤️
are you and your girlfriend free next month?
Shane
October 2, 2021 at 6:25 PM
Ilya's making borscht for dinner
you wanna come over?
yes will be there in 20 minutes
NOT the babies 💪🤓
October 6, 2021 at 3:29 AM
Connor
if i got a tramp stamp do you think girls would think im hotter
Cory
yes
Jacob
yes
yes
Connor
okay
cens NO CAP OR SHANE 🚫🧢
October 15, 2021 at 4:32 PM
Harris
everyone ready for the surprise tomorrow?
Wyatt
yepp
Evan
are we sure roz and holzy aren't gonna kill us
Zane
they never had an engagement party
i think they'll appreciate it even though it's like six months late
Connor
do i need to bring anything but the cake pops
Troy
no
Nick
oh and haasy don't you dare ruin the surprise
what i wasn't going to do that
Ryan
cmon haasy we all know the hollanov adopting you jokes aren't just jokes 💀
☹️
Sadie (rozawifey)
October 23, 2021 at 7:49 PM
just got in the uber!!!! we'll be at your apartment in 30
YAYY
how is sarahi liking ottawa so far ☺️
there was a shop in the airport that had a small banner of shane and ilya hanging and she made me take 238931 pictures of her in front of it
LOL
my love and our son 🧑🧑🧒
October 25, 2021 at 10:24 AM
Ilya
haasy you want lunch before going to rink
my friends are visiting remember
Shane
bring them with you!
oh
okay!
Family 🏠
October 25, 2021 at 11:34 PM
Anna
AMAZING GAME LUCA!!!!
Mama
You did great baby ❤️
love you guys!!
centaurs + harris 🐎🏆💯
October 26, 2021 at 2:02 PM
Cory
so i have tea
Ilya
okay? drink it? you are not baby
Connor
LMFAOO
Nick
he means gossip roz
my kids say it a million times a day
Zane
💀💀
Cory
ANYWAY BACK TO ME
you know how luca's friends sadie and sarahi are here
so i was talking with them last night
and guess how luca met sadie
Evan
??? how
Wyatt
don't leave us in suspense here young
fuck
You removed Cory from the conversation.
Ryan
WHAT
HAASY SDFKSDG
Ilya added Cory to the conversation.
Ilya
young what did you find out
haasy that was very funny 🤣
Zane
okay now im invested what's so bad that it made haas kick young out
Cory
so turns out
our very own luca haas used to have a tumblr blog for hollanov
like he'd post about rozy and holzy and how they might be together
and he'd post his art on there too
moral of the story he was one of the biggest hollanov shippers years before everyone knew about them
that's where he met sadie
Jacob
KWIERJGKAKD
Evan
YOURE SHITTING ME 💀
You left the conversation.
Sadie (rozawifey)
October 26, 2021 at 2:15 PM
i know you are probably about to board your flight but
you have betrayed me
i want to throw myself out a window
i can never play hockey again
what did i do???
oh
oh no i just remembered
im so sorry luca i didn't mean to last night was such a blur
shit
it's okay they were gonna find out eventually
turns out eventually is today 😃
centaurs + harris 🐎🏆💯
October 26, 2021 at 2:18 PM
Ilya added You to the conversation.
Connor
HE'S BACKK
Wyatt
honestly haas that's cool as fuck
Zane
yeah you're like
a founding father of hollanov
Jacob
FOUNDING FATHER AJDFSDG IM DEAD
Cory
haasy trying to convince the internet about hollanov back in 2013
Nick
so wait you had a crush on rozy but you also wanted him to be with shane??
Ryan
honestly valid, you go haasy!!!
Ilya
okay okay everyone stop being mean to haasy or i will make you skate suicides next practice
Harris
Luca from a pr standpoint can I ask if you still have the blog? I just need to make sure we have a plan if it's still up
no i deactivated it my rookie season
my love and our son 🧑🧑🧒
October 26, 2021 at 2:24 PM
i'm really sorry
i'd understand if you don't want to be on a team with me anymore
Ilya
haasy
Shane
Luca
i was a young gay hockey player who looked up to you guys and i didn't even know about hollanov until i got on tumblr and everything
i never expected to be on the same team as you guys one day
so i'm sorry if i made everything weird now
Shane
Luca you didn't make anything weird, we're not mad
Ilya
yes is cute!!!
and also
me and shane have been a thing since 2009
so you were right even if you did not know it
Shane
what Ilya means to say is that we're actually kind of flattered
and that while we were going through a lot during those years, there were people out there that would've supported us
that means a lot, Luca
oh
i really thought you would be more mad about this
Ilya
we are not mad
also we are coming to your apartment, will be there in 45 minutes
you really don't have to do that
Shane
already on the way
❤️
Anna
October 30, 2021 at 9:03 AM
so shane and ilya found out about my old blog
AHAHHAHAHAHA
im dead what did they say
i thought they'd be mad but they weren't
they came over and then ilya made dinner and we watched a movie
also i didn't realize i accidentally came out to them when i was apologizing
so we also talked about that
that was four days ago and im still in shock
wow
why'd they kinda adopt you
💀
i hear enough of that joke from the team i do not need this from you anna
🥲
😘
Cory
November 12, 2021 at 5:39 PM
i just remembered something
??
what
😈
centaurs + harris 🐎🏆💯
November 13, 2021 at 5:54 PM
hey guys
young had a giant shane hollander poster next to his bed
so big that his mom had to custom order it for his birthday because they didn't sell any official posters that big
it's still hanging up in his childhood bedroom
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Connor
LMFAOOO cory he even told you he had the blackmail too you forgot huh
Zane
IM DEAD ITS SO BIG
Troy
i have no words
Wyatt
young why did it need to be that huge
Nick
holzy being larger than human sized 💀 young what
Jacob
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Ryan
im actually crying tears rn
Shane
oh wow
that's...something
Ilya
@young how dare you have poster this big of my husband you will be doing bag skates on monday
Shane
do you want me to sign it?
Evan
young does your gf know that shane hollander was your first love
Cory
she does and he was also hers so ha
also fuck all of you
especially @luca fuck you the most i can't believe my mom sent these to you
😇❤️
Cory
@shane ...yes please