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Regulus is tired and horny. Those two are never a good combination. He’s tired, his body hurts from a long day at work, and he wants to feel good. Doesn’t want to think, wants someone to tell him what to do but doesn’t want the commitment of even a one night stand.
So, he opens Reddit.
He’s heard of those Reddit pages where people find others to sext with, but he’s never used them. He searches for one and quickly finds something. All he has to do is put his age and gender, easy enough.
Regulus posts 23m ftm and waits.
Instantly, he has tons of DMs from random men.
Babes wanna play some games? Truth or dare/never have I ever.
Wanna have fun
hiii
32 M - well, hello there. What type of craving does your horny mood bring today?
heyyy what’s up
26m what's the most down bad thing you've ever done because of hornyness?
Regulus chooses the last one, because at least he has an answer.
Regulus texts back, “Probably join this reddit.”
He gets an immediate response, “Yea? Feeling horny?”
Regulus decides to play along, ”I just started, got the rose toy on,” because he does in fact have a rose toy on his cunt.
“Rose toy?” The man says.
“Yes,” Regulus says, because who doesn’t know what a rose toy is?
“Can you send a pic?”
Regulus rolls his eyes, he takes a quick pic of his body neck down, shirt still on but nothing else on, and sends it to the person.
“Oh... I meant of the toy lol”
“You are so hot tho”
Regulus smiles. “Thanks :)” he sends.
“Fuck, that got me so hard rn” the person says.
“What’s your name? Mine is James,” he says.
“Regulus,” he responds. Then, he sends a picture of the rose toy on his cunt, bottom growth showing.
“Ahh, I never seen a rose toy before,” James says. “Do you want to see how hard I am?”
Before Regulus can even respond, James sends a picture of his hard dick inside his boxers, and then a dick pic.
And wow, James is big. Bigger than Regulus would’ve thought people using reddit to get laid would be. It makes Regulus’ cock twitch.
“Wish I could taste,” Regulus says.
They talk back and forth for a little bit, until James says he’s close.
“You should come for me,” Regulus says.
“For real?” James says.
“Yeah,” Regulus says.
“That’s so hot,” James says.
“I’m close,”
“Fuck”
“I just came on the floor…”
“Oh good,” Regulus says, a bit surprised. He’s still using his toy. “Clean it up.”
James sends a picture of the evidence, his cum on the floor, and Regulus shouldn’t be shocked but he is. “With what?” James asks.
Immediately, Regulus thinks tongue. But that’s ridiculous. He can’t get this random man to lick his cum off the floor for him, can he?
“I’d say your tongue, but I don’t know how clean your floors are,” Regulus replies.
“I clean the floors every other day,” James says.
Well, then.
“Then lick it,” Regulus replies.
“…” is all James says.
“Only if you want ;)” Regulus replies, because he’s starting to feel a bit bad.
“Ummm like would it be hot for you if I did lick it?” James asks, and Regulus wants to deny that it would be hot for him, but he does find the idea of getting a stranger to listen to him hot.
“Honestly it was just the first thing that came to mind,” is what Regulus says, because that’s true.
“Fuck it... I'll do it..” James says, and Regulus is starting to feel like James actually wants to listen.
“Good <3” Regulus replies.
“Fuck it’s kinda sweet,” James says, then sends a picture of the cum still on the floor but with a lick streak through it.
Regulus laughs out loud, because oh my god, he told James to lick his cum off the floor and he actually did it.
Regulus gets an influx of messages.
“Fuck that was... Something lol”
“I'm hard again…”
“That was so kinky”
“Thank you so much”
Now, Regulus is new to this. He doesn’t know what to think, let alone say. So, he tries his best to be sexy, and says ”you should get off again:)”
“For real?” James says.
“I mean, if you’re hard why not,” Regulus says, it can’t be enjoyable to just move on while still hard.
“Can I see your tits?” James asks. “If you don't want to then that's okay. You've already done so much” is what he adds to the question.
Regulus is a little offended that he just assumed he still has his tits, but since he does, he takes a pic and sends it to James.
“Since you were good,” is what Regulus captions the picture with.
“Fuck you are so hot,” James says.
“I wanna cum on your body”
“Wish you could,” Regulus replies.
“I'm close again... Do you want it on the floor again?” James asks.
Regulus smirks, because James is asking.
“Do it on your hands so you can lick it off.”
Regulus waits a few minutes before he gets his next picture, James’ massive hand covered in cum.
“That was really hot, you telling me what to do,” James says.
“I’ve never done it before,” Regulus admits.
“I’ve never done it either, listened to someone I mean,” James says.
“Well, you did good,” Regulus says.
“Where are you from?” James asks
“London,” Regulus says, because he doesn’t care if he gets killed.
“Oh same,” James says, and shit. That makes Regulus panic a bit. But at the same time, he’s excited.
“See you around?” James asks.
Regulus doesn’t respond. He ups the settings on his rose toy and thinks about telling James what to do to him until he squirts all over his towel. He cleans himself off and goes to sleep.
He doesn’t stop thinking about James.
James doesn’t stop thinking about him either, cause he gets another text that morning. Regulus ignores it, because the thought of meeting up with James terrifies him.
But, but. What if it could be fun?