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- Marly
- you going to lock down seb?
- Hammer
- what???
- Roz
- i also want to know
- saw you save sebby from bennett’s evil hand
- Hammer
- when
- Marly
- what do you mean when
- Roz
- when we were at kingfisher in new york at all star
- YESTERDAY
- Hammer
- seb has enough concussions
- hit his head on the kitchen counter looking for sugar
- Marly
- did he change where he put the sugar
- Hammer
- no i hid it
- doc said he was at risk of diabetes
- Roz
- so you are not locking him down?
- boring
- Hammer
- we've been fucking 15 yrs
- how much more locked down can it be
- Marly
- you're finally dating?????????
- Hammer
- no
- Marly
- why nottttt
- Roz
- have you asked
- Hammer
- asked what
- Marly
- if he wants to date you fucker
- Hammer
- why would i ask that
- Roz
- you looked like jealous lover in мелодрама
- Hammer
- wtf is that
- roz?
- Marly
- roz?
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- Lily
- shaaaaaaane
- what is мелодрама in english
- like on tv
- when they scratch other girl's eyes
- Jane 🍑
- what???
- are you watching tv on your phone instead of listening to the meeting?
- Lily
- just tell me
- Jane 🍑
- um melodrama is like soap opera i guess
- why
- ilya?
- ILYA?
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- Roz
- jealous like romance tv
- shane says is soap opera in english
- why is it called soap
- Hammer
- fuck off rozy
- i'm not in a fucking soap opera
- Marly
- i mean you were also glaring at bennett
- Hammer
- 😑😑😑
- leave me alone
- Roz
- no
- Marly
- no
- sooooo does that mean you're not going couple watching this year
- Hammer
- idk
- we don't always go
- Roz
- why not
- Marly
- other than when seb was dating that chick in toronto?
- Roz
- that was 2018
- Hammer
- yes we didn't go then
- seb was dating someone last year too
- Roz
- where was i 🤔
- Hammer
- dick deep in hollzy?
- Roz
- 😏
- probably
- Marly
- he was almost in a plane crash
- Roz
- but i was also in my fiance
- hammer is right
- but why not valentine's this year
- sebby is dating again???
- Hammer
- no
- idk
- he just hasn't said anything
- Marly
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
- Roz
- he asked if you could fuck without condoms last night
- Hammer
- maybe not about me
- he didn't mention it or anything
- Marly
- i thought you were embarrassed
- Hammer
- about what
- Marly
- nvm
- so he's actually dating someone!?!?
- Hammer
- 🤷♂️
- we're still fucking tho so
- Marly
- but yesterday he was talking about you guys
- sorry i got excited and told rozy
- Hammer
- it's fine
- idk what to tell you man
- where did roz go
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- rozyyy
- my man sebby
- Sebbyyy
- rozyyy
- whats up dude
- rozyyy
- are you dating someone rn
- Sebbyyy
- no
- why
- rozyyy
- fucking anyone new
- who is not hammer
- Sebbyyy
- why would hammy be new
- but also no
- why
- rozyyy
- ok
- Sebbyyy
- why
- roz
- ROZ
- fuck you if this is for a bet
- why didn't i get in on it
- fine i guess i can't get in a bet about myself
- but you have to tell me later
- or i tell hollzy about the perfume commercial
- rozyyy
- noooooo i tell you later
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- Marly
- roz?
- is he fucking hollzy in the middle of this
- Hammer
- they are all at some team thing for tonight
- he's probably not with hollander
- Roz
- i'm back bitches
- seb is not dating anybody rn
- Hammer
- YOU ASKED HIM?!?!
- Roz
- it's not always about you hammy
- *screenshot attached*
- Marly
- lol i guess you're on for valentine's
- Hammer
- he probably has plans
- Roz
- wait
- i will ask
- Hammer
- leave it alone roz
- roz?
- fuck
- you're dead to me
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- rozyyy
- you need a date for valentine's?
- Sebbyyy
- duuuuude
- you're matchmaking now?
- thanks but no
- hammy and i will do our usual thing
- rozyyy
- maybe hammer has plans
- tell if you need date
- Sebbyyy
- did hammy tell you he has plans?!?!
- roz?
- ROZ?
- fuck i'll just ask hammy then
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- Sebbin
- you busy on the 14th?
- Hammy <3
- no
- why
- Sebbin
- couple watch?
- Hammy <3
- ok
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- Sebbyyy
- he's not busy
- why are you starting shit
- don't you have a husband to fuck
- rozyyy
- shane is on different team
- *attached image*
- boooring meeting
- Sebbyyy
- fuck off
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- Roz
- *attached screenshot*
- *gif of 18 yr old rozanov doing a thumbs up with overlay text 'Success!'*
- Hammer
- *attached screenshot*
- Marly
- why no enthusiasm
- you sound like people in an office job
- Hammer
- what's wrong with an office job
- teresa has one
- Roz
- we are trying to help you hammer
- but you are not helping yourself
- who is teresa now
- Marly
- are you being weird because you're actually the one dating somebody
- Hammer
- no
- what's wrong with you
- teresa is seb's ma
- we talk
- Roz
- are you favourite son yet
- Marly
- what sort of question is that
- Hammer
- maybe
- yes
- but seb is also my mom's fav so
- Roz
- how are you fuckers not dating yet
- Hammer
- fuck off roz
- Roz
- fine
- i will wait for thank you
- Hammer
- you'll be waiting forever
- Marly
- so are you going as a couple or
- Hammer
- idk
- Roz
- do you want me to ask
- Hammer
- NO
- Marly
- do you not want to know
- Hammer
- why does it fucking matter
- Roz
- you can't keep pretending you don't like each other anymore
- Hammer
- why will we pretend that
- we like each other
- Roz
- seriously?
- Marly
- what happens when you retire?
- Hammer
- we will still live together
- but we won't play hockey for the bears?
- Roz
- i give up
- only because i can go see hollander now
- bye
- Marly
- bye
- are you in the hotel @Hammer
- Hammer
- yes why
- Marly
- why are we not drinking together then
- Hammer
- aren't you with arya?
- Marly
- so?
- we're downstairs at the hotel bar
- Hammer
- coming