much "i do" about nothing

by fairyglosses

Summary:

Dearly beloved, we’ve come together to celebrate the wedding of Ribbit and Kaufmo!

Jax is the best man - brash, confident, and a major dick - and his only concern is to be entertaining. Take everyone’s worries away, be distracting, and make sure everyone has a good time.

Ragatha's the maid of honor - keeping everyone together should be her main goal. But with the growing concerns of the wedding party looming over her head, she runs back to a past that she’s been avoiding.

OR: A destination wedding between Jax's two best friends (with not-so-unrequited Bunnydoll). Seriously, the fact that Jax hasn't fucked up yet is concerning.

Chapter 1: you're invited!

To whom it may concern,

We cordially invite you to join in the festivities the week of July thirteenth to the nineteenth, celebrating the wedding between Ribbit and Kaufmo. Festivities will be held in the town of Sunrise Cove.

If you can only attend the wedding and not the festivities, that’s okay too! The wedding will be held on the eighteenth. Follow the instructions on the back of the card regarding travel, hotel rooms, and other important details. RSVP details are due two weeks before the wedding.

We hope to see you there!

Kindest regards,
Ribbit and Kaufmo

Notes:

BUNNYDOLL AND CROAKJOKE SHIPPERS RISE UP!

some housekeeping before i post:

my update schedule is really fucked. please bear with me as i attempt to get my shit together.

i’ve also seen the leaks to the finale. please be advised that some people haven’t seen it. be kind in the comment section or get executed.

huge thank you to @cupcakelover10 for beta reading this. seriously, brook, i couldn’t have done this without you ♡

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with love,
bia ♡