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The Crowchat

Summary:

The crows decide to make a groupchat…what’s the worst that could happen? *cue to screaming and explosions in the background*

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@demjin: I am going to kill you all.

@wafflesarebetterthanpeople: he loves us so much

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Or, my version of a silly crows chatfic

Notes:

HELLOOO! This is my take on a chatfic and I basically died while formatting…anyways hopefully their usernames aren’t generic, a friend helped me with them lmao! I hope you enjoy reading <33

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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( ✉︎ @no#1sharpshooter sent you a message)

  _________@no#1sharpshooter__________

@no#1sharpshooter: INEJ.

@wraith: what

@no#1sharpshooter: tell your boyfriend to stop being mad at me

@wraith: thats between you and him jes…

@no#1sharpshooter: PLEASE

@wraith: no.

@no#1sharpshooter: fine. also join this

 
|no#1sharpshooter invited you to a groupchat|

|join?|

 

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____________the crows___________

@no#1sharpshooter: GUYS @no#1sharpshooter: INEJ IS HERE NOW 🥳

@MatthiasHelvar: Hello, Inej.

@wafflesarebetterthanpeople: INEJEJEJEJ! FINALLY!

 

@wraith:hi @everyone

@wraith: is kaz here?

 

@wafflesarebetterthanpeople: yeah @wafflesarebetterthanpeople: @dirtyhands SAY HELLO TO INEJ NOW OR ELSE SHE’LL BE MY GF INSTEAD.

@dirtyhands: hello inej 🙂

@no#1sharpshooter: dID YOU SEE HOW NICE HE IS TO HER??? SHE GETS A 🙂? WHEN I ADDED YOU ALL I DIDN’T EVEN GET A HI…

@wafflesarebetterthanpeople: KAZ BREKKER IS NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE FOR ONCE?

@dirtyhands: shut up

@MatthiasHelvar: Where’s Wylan?

@wafflesarebetterthanpeople:Imagine forgetting your own boyfriend 🙄couldn’t be me

@no#1sharpshooter: fuck off im working on it…saints 🙄M

 

|@Wy 💣🎶was added to the group chat|

 

@Wy 💣🎶:Hii.                    
|@MatthiasHelvar reacted 👋|

@no#1sharpshooter:OMG HI MERCHLING!!!

 

@wraith: hi wylan :)

 

@wafflesarebetterthanpeople: WYLAN!1!1!

@dirtyhands: good, you’re all here. @dirtyhands: I’m working on a heist. I’ve sent all the details to you all separately.

@no#1sharpshooter: KAZ. NO. WE JUST MADE THE SERVER…?

@wafflesarebetterthanpeople: kaz saints know i WILL send a zombie apocalypse after you

 

 |@wraith set @dirtyhands’s name to @brekkbybrekk|

 

@wafflesarebetterthanpeople: INEJ U GENIUS ❤️

@Wy💣🎶: we can change peoples names? Interesting…

 

|@MatthiasHelvar set @brekkbybrekk’s name to @demjin|

|@Wy 💣🎶 set @no#1sharpshooter’s name to @no#1milolover|

 

@no#1milolover:hey ):<

@Wy💣🎶: it’s true isn’t it?

@wafflesarebetterthanpeople: the love of jespers life 😍

@Wy 💣🎶: you’re talking to me right…right?

@no#1milolover:maybe she was talking to both u and milo, merchling 😉

@wraith: milo, wylan, and his guns

 

|@demjin left the groupchat|

 

@wafflesarebetterthanpeople: KAZ BREKKER…

@no#1milolover: Inejjj add him back 😭

 

|@demjin was added to the groupchat|

 

@demjin: I am going to kill you all.

@wafflesarebetterthanpeople: he loves us so much                                          
|@no#1milofan reacted 🥰, @MatthiasHelvar reacted 👎|  

     

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Notes:

Thank you for making it this far !!! Kudos and comments appreciated as always