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2026-06-11
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till the end

Summary:

shitfic

Notes:

bro this is like probably offensive but just ignore it

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Till rides his motorcycle cuz he thinks it's tuff.

“Wow,” till says. “I am so tuff and not dead.”

“Me too!” and cheerful voice responds.

Till holds his horses. That sounds like Ivan. Is he being schizo again? Till does not want to return to the mental hospital.

Ivan suddenly appears. “Hi till. I am not dead.” he looks happy. He kisses till.

Till says “wow Ivan I am so in love with you”

They make out and have sex and 6 kids and kill luka and live happily ever after.