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"Alright everyone. I have gathered you all here today for a very important mission," Charlie addressed the room. Said room consisted of her dad, Alastor, Husk, Cherri, Niffty, Baxter, and even Emily. "We will be saving Angel from the Vees today. Let's review the plan!" Clicking a button on a remote, the slideshow behind her changed to a slide that simply said, "The Plan." They had been planning this for a few weeks now, and Charlie just wanted to make sure everything was going smoothly.
"Okay! First - we get to the rally. Emily -" she points at the seraphim "- you'll keep watch from the fence wall. Also, Baxter will go up with Emily. He'll take down the security, so we can all get inside. Then, you two will come down and go inside with us once the coast is clear. To get the coast clear, Alastor and my dad will come up with a distraction. After that, they'll use Alastor's shadow travel to get to the door, and then come in with us. Vaggi, Husk, and Cherri will take down the guards inside. Any questions?" Everyone shook their heads no. "Alright, we're ready."
The rally started at 9 p.m., and the plan had been in progress for a week. Which should have been plenty of time for Lucifer and Alastor to come up with a distraction. They did not find a sufficient one. Until something dawned on Lucifer as the pair walked into the courtyard of V Tower.
"Bellhop I thought of a distraction, and for it to work I need you to not go all freaky on camera," whispered Lucifer.
"What distraction has his royal highness came up with?" Alastor asked.
"No time," Lucifer breathed, as a camera came over to them. Alastor appeared normal on it.
"And who do we have here? The King and The Radio Demon together!" called Valentino from his microphone. That's when Lucifer struck. He grabbed Alastor by the coat lapels and pulled him down, and their lips met in a sloppy kiss. Lucifer only heard a screech of feedback, but then Alastor leaned into it, and the two passionately kissed. Thank heaven Alastor caught on to Lucifer's plan. The courtyard was silent. Even Valentino shut up. After what felt like hours, but in reality was closer to a minute, they finally broke apart. Alastor grabbed Lucifer's hand and used his shadow travel magic to materialize in front of the side door to the tower. They couldn't go directly in with magic, as security would be alerted.
"Let's go," said a breathless Lucifer, and the two ran down the hallway, and nearly collided with Vaggi.
"You two took forever! Come on, he's this way!" she whisper shouted as she gestured to a nearby hallway. The group ran through the hallway, and were met with a very confused Angel Dust, who was surrounded by the hotel group.
"What the hell are you all doing here?" he screeched.
"Saving you!" Husk yelled back.
"I don't needa be saved!" All of a sudden, they heard footsteps. All of their yelling must have attracted security.
"Everyone in the closet!" exclaimed Lucifer, as he was hit by a terrible idea. The confused group crammed into the tight closet, and watched Alastor and Lucifer from the slats. Grabbing Alastor by the hand, Lucifer shoved him backwards onto the bed, straddling the taller man. He grabbed Alastor's face and kissed him roughly, grinding their hips together. If there was one thing about Alastor that Lucifer admired, it was his quick thinking skills. Alastor went along with Lucifer's every move, kissing him back with equal force. Just as Lucifer snaked his hand under Alastor's shirt, the door banged open.
"Holy fucking shit! We gotta get Valentino! He'll wanna make a movie outta this!" yelped a guard, dragging the other out of the room. As soon as the door snapped shut, Lucifer pulled himself off Alastor's lap and opened a portal into the hotel lobby.
"Everyone in!" he called. Once everyone had been pushed through, Lucifer pulled a blushing Alastor through. After everyone was safely in the hotel, Lucifer closed the portal. A very awkward silence followed.
"What the fuck was that?" exclaimed Angel. The chatter started at that.
"That was your distraction?" said Charlie.
"I made it up on the spot! We didn't have anything else planned!" panicked Lucifer.
"You had two weeks!"
"I know!" complained Lucifer.
"You might wanna check on Smiles," chuckled Angel. Everyone looked over. He was standing there, a complete mess. His lips were swollen and parted in a small, disbelieving smile, while his bowtie was undone, and his coat had been unbuttoned, showing his untucked shirt. "I think ya broke him."
"I'm perfectly fine!" Alastor said quickly.
"Ever seen something like that?" giggled Cherri as she asked Emily. The seraphim just stared, open mouthed.
"Never."