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Montreal Metros 
@MontrealMetrosOfficial
FINAL SCORE: 5-2! With one goal each from Comeau and Boizeau and a #HollanderHatTrick, we’ll see you in the playoffs!
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Verity @ivyandcarnation · Replying to @MontrealMetrosOfficial
THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES MY BOYS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS GET READY TO SEE THEM CHUGGING QUESTIONABLE LIQUIDS OUT OF THAT CUP
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Derrrrrrek @everythingtowin · Replying to @MontrealMetrosOfficial
u got lucky toronto is going to kick ur asses next year
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METROS FOREVER @metros5ever · Replying to @MontrealMetrosOfficial
Knew we’d make it! Never had a doubt! #metrosallthewayagain #HollanderHatTrick
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Shane’s Left Shoulder Specifically @shanesleftshoulder · Replying to @MontrealMetrosOfficial
THAT’S RIGHT. THAT’S MY MAN. #HollanderHatTrick
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Drapeau 33
@PatDrapeauMetros
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Bower 17 @VHBower17 · Replying to @PatDrapeauMetros
HELL YEAH BROTHER LETS GO
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Timm 24 @HayesTimmHockey · Replying to @PatDrapeauMetros
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Future Metros Wag ;) @puckprincess27 · Replying to @PatDrapeauMetros
So proud of you!!!!! Keep an eye out for me tonight ;)
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Kiwi!!!
@rawr_birds
They’re yelling about hats??? And winning??? Did they win hats???? I respect a good hat but they look very fuckboyish, probably not the Respectable Hat type
Kiwi!!! @rawr_birds ·
guys I’m at a bar and this bigass group of HUGE guys came in and immediately ordered An Illegal Quantity Of Shots the vibe here is about to change drastically but I want to see what happens
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Fae @greetthedaylight · Replying to @rawr_birds
Bitch do you mean the Montreal Metros???? Like the whole entire Metros???? What bar?????? And is Hollander there?????? And is he as lickable in real life?????
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Metros Spotting
@MetrosSpotting
CONFIRMED: Metros are at Shots On Goal, doing, you guessed it, one shot per goal. Strong start, gentlemen! Strong start.
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Jake DID SHOTS WITH THE METROS
@notfakejake
THEYRE HERE AND I DID SHOTS WITH THEM
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Caisie >o< @mychemicalfallout · Replying to @notfakejake
NO CLUE WHO THEY ARE BUT I ALSO DID SHOTS WITH THEM
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Xx_Maizie_xX
@singingsillybandz
@mychemicalfallout wait how did you end up doing shots with a whole entire hockey team since when did you Sports
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Caisie >o< @mychemicalfallout · Replying to @singingsillybandz
I don’t Sports but when a man keeps getting handed shots by his buddies and clearly does not want to die of alcohol poisoning, you help a cutie out and take a free shot or three¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Xx_Maizie_xX @singingsillybandz · Replying to @mychemicalfallout
You know what? So true bestie.
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Timm 27
@HayesTimmHockey
IF THIS GETS ONE LIKE HOLLZY HAS TO DO A SHOT PER GOAL HE GOT TONITE #HOLLANDERHATTRICK
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Timm 27 @HayesTimmHockey · Replying to @HayesTimmHockey
OOPS I LIKED IT
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Timm 27 @HayesTimmHockey · Replying to @HayesTimmHockey
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer SHOTSSHOTSSHOTS #HOLLANDERHATTRICK
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Shanebug I love you
@hollandernationriseup
I thought Shane didn’t drink during the season?
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~~Layla~~ @thepikesthird · Replying to @hollandernationriseup
He normally doesn’t but hey they just made the playoffs and these guys are HYPED, they do not quite seem to be taking no for an answer lmao
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Shelfie @readwriterepeat · Replying to @hollandernationriseup
lmao they keep handing him drinks and every time he looks even more confused, he keeps handing them off to whoever is closest as soon as the guy who gave it to him isn’t looking but he’s definitely had at least a few
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Shanebug I love you @hollandernationriseup · Replying to @readwriterepeat
Oh my sweet boy is trying so hard not to be rude lol
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Kit
@fishsticksss
I’m at thebar the Metros are at and they’re doing some ort of drimking bettimg game and I will not tell yuo what I just had to help one of thnem do but I will say taht I got an autograph out of it and if he remmembers this in the morning he will have. So many regrets
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Metros Spotting
@MetrosSpotting
CONFIRMED: Metros have moved on to NIGHTLYFE. You know what that means. Godspeed, puck bunnies. 🫡
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Future Metros Wag ;) @puckprincess27 · Replying to @MetrosSpotting
Oh you know I’m already there! I know my boys ;)
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Mrs. Pat Drapeau @goaliescanscore · Replying to @MetrosSpotting
the line is already around the block like this is actually insane
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Ratboy
@batterycityrefugee
hey so you know how I work at n*ghtl*fe? yeah the M*tros ARE here and some WAGS are going to be madddddd in the morninggggg
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DRAAGonfly @dragonscanfly · Replying to @batterycityrefugee
wait like,,,, mad in what way
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Ratboy @batterycityrefugee · Replying to @dragonscanfly
in a, these bets are geting out of hand and no one is sober enough to realize it way? lol no one is going to die but like. I hope the simp guy’s wife is a fan of tattoos
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Verity @ivyandcarnation · Replying to @batterycityrefugee
TATTOOS?????? “The simp guy” HAS to be Hayden. @JustJackiePike come get your man???
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Jackie Pike @JustJackiePike · Replying to @ivyandcarnation
….thank you for bringing this to my attention.
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Jackie Pike
@JustJackiePike
@HaydenJPike are you making good choices this evening?
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Pike 35 @HaydenJPike · Replying to @JustJackiePike
I love youuuuuuuuu 💖💕💙💞❤️
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Boiziau 16 @JJB16 · Replying to @HaydenJPike
simp
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Bower 17 @VHBower17 · Replying to @HaydenJPike
simp
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Timm 27 @HayesTimmHockey · Replying to @HaydenJPike
simp
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Fae @greetthedaylight · Replying to @HaydenJPike
simp
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Jackie Pike
@JustJackiePike
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer is my husband making good choices this evening?
Jackie Pike @JustJackiePike ·
@HaydenJPike are you making good choices this evening?
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Hollander 24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Replying to @JustJackiePike
I do not believe so
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Jackie Pike @JustJackiePike · Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
……no end punctuation? Are YOU making good choices this evening?
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Hollander 24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Replying to @JustJackiePike
I do not believe so .
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Shane's Left Shoulder Specifically
@shanesleftshoulder
SHANEW MAKING QUESTIONABLE CHOICES IM SO PROUD OF HIM THATS MY BABY BOY
Hollander 24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer ·
I do not believe so .
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Shanebug I love you @hollandernationriseup · Replying to @shanesleftshoulder
I NEED to know what kind of choices he’s making
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Shanebug I love you
@hollandernationriseup
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer what kind of choices are you making?
Hollander 24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer ·
I do not believe so .
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Hollander 24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Replying to @hollandernationriseup
I lost a bet .
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Shanebug NOTICED ME
@hollandernationriseup
OH MY GOD???!?!?!? ASDFGHJKL MYN SHANEBUG WHAT DOES THOIS MEAN
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Metros Spotting
@MetrosSpotting
CONFIRMED: per an anonymous source, a small group of very intoxicated Metros has left the bar. Destination unknown. Source says: “They are about to make some Strong Choices and I’m here for it.”
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Ratboy
@batterycityrefugee
LMAO you guys aren’t even ready for this
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Ratboy @batterycityrefugee · Replying to @batterycityrefugee
@tatsbybats have fuuuuuuuun!
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Bat Does Tats @tatsbybats · Replying to @batterycityrefugee
…….what did you do
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Ratboy @batterycityrefugee · Replying to @tatsbybats
: )
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Bat Does Tats @tatsbybats · Replying to @batterycityrefugee
??????
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Bat Does Tats
@tatsbybats
I love my job
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Pike 35
@HaydenJPike
If you qwere getting yuor smart beautiful strong amazign wife’s name tattooed where would you put it
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Jackie Pike @JustJackiePike · Replying to @HaydenJPike
Beloved husband. Answer your phone.
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Pike 35 @HaydenJPike · Replying to @JustJackiePike
HI JACKIE I LOVE YOUUU
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Jackie Pike @JustJackiePike · Replying to @HaydenJPike
I love you too, dear. Do not get my name as a drunk tattoo.
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Pike 35 @HaydenJPike · Replying to @JustJackiePike
But I love you :(
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Jackie Pike @JustJackiePike · Replying to @HaydenJPike
We’ll discuss it when you’re sober, sweetheart. Where’s Shane?
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Pike 35 @HaydenJPike · Replying to @JustJackiePike
It was his turn first
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Jackie Pike @JustJackiePike · Replying to @HaydenJPike
Excuse me?
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Shane’s Left Shoulder Specifically
@shanesleftshoulder
EXCUSE ME????
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Shanebug NOTICED ME @hollandernationriseup · Replying to @shanesleftshoulder
THESE KINDS OF CHOIUCES APPARNETLY
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Verity
@ivyandcarnation
Wait. If the bet was for Hayden to get HIS wife’s name tattooed… and Shane is ALSO getting a tattoo…
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Shakespearesgirl @sociallyunacceptablewittyretort · Replying to @ivyandcarnation
COUPLES TATTOOS OMF
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Verity @ivyandcarnation · Replying to @sociallyunacceptablewittyretort
Yeah, but when I say it, I mean “Shane girlfriend reveal.” Not whatever you’re on.
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Kaytee @byanyothername · Replying to @ivyandcarnation
…………and we all remember the only woman who’s ever made him break his hockey robot reputation………..
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Verity @ivyandcarnation · Replying to @byanyothername
I did not mean that either
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Shakespearesgirl @sociallyunacceptablewittyretort · Replying to @byanyothername
Delusional much??
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Kaytee @byanyothername · Replying to @sociallyunacceptablewittyretort
COMING FROM YOU???????
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VexShipsIt @vexanov2481 · Replying to @ivyandcarnation @sociallyunacceptablewittyretort @ byanyothername
………evening, lads
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Verity @ivyandcarnation · Replying to @vexanov2481
Go away.
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Kaytee @byanyothername · Replying to @vexanov2481
Shut up.
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Shakespearesgirl @sociallyunacceptablewittyretort · Replying to @vexanov2481
Fuck off.
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