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    Tuning In To The Titan's Curse by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan  

    06 Nov 2024

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    8 demigods are packed in a van, driving to California, listening to the inner thoughts of their absent friend.

    That sounds like the set up to a bad joke, but I promise that it isn’t.

    Or,

    The third installment of characters reacting to the pjo books but make it road trip AND audiobook!

    Now with more death scenes <3

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    24 Dec 2025

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    Reflecting Heaven by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    07 Nov 2025

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    Kaveh is a Guide, like his father. Alhaitham, a Sentinel not quite like anyone else. Born into a Land of Wisdom that cares little for those gifts, they must explore old hurts, find their way with or without each other...and have the courage to face their own reflection.

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    11 Nov 2025

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    Tear out Your Heart, I'll Leave You with Mine by for Moondanc_r

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    22 Apr 2025

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    “Are you a Sentinel?” he blurts, before remembering Skirk's reticence to questions.

    She doesn’t stop moving, but she does glance at him from the corner of her eye.

    “No,” she says. “But you are a Guide.”

    Ajax blinks, faltering. The woman does not stop there.

    “You have also been blessed by Celestia. That Vision was next to you when I found you. To come into both blessings while in the Abyss.” She pauses. “You’re either extremely fortunate, or perhaps extremely cursed.”

    “A Guide?” Ajax’s brow furrows. “No, I must be a Sentinel.”

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    Ever since Ajax was young, he has dreamed of being a Sentinel like his father. With heightened senses and strength, he could easily be a renowned adventurer, able to make a name for himself.

    Life does not quite work out that way.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    The Bride of The Golden Dragon by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    01 Feb 2023

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    “You’re to be sent on a special mission, Tartaglia.”

    The young man’s eyes gleamed in interest. “How special?” He asked as he wiped the blood off his daggers.

    His superior grinned. “Special enough to put your name in Snezhnaya’s history books.”

    —

    In which the Archon War ravaged the land of Liyue and to ensure the people’s survival, the God of Geo established the Harvester Contract: One bride per village, every year, in exchange for protection and a good harvest.

     

    Or: Childe is sent on an undercover mission to kill the Geo Archon, but things don’t go as planned.

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    03 Oct 2025

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    rumors, fame, and reputation by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    06 Jul 2023

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    Kaveh scoffs. “Oh, please! Us as best friends? Nobody would believe it. You might as well have us pretend to be lovers!”

    He waits for Tighnari and Cyno to roll their eyes or shake their heads or say, Haha, good one, Kaveh, we should get you a stand-up comedy show in addition to all your amazing gigs. He doesn’t expect them to exchange a serious look.

    To convince the public that they don’t hate each other, famous actors Kaveh and Alhaitham pretend to be in a relationship. Too bad they actually hate each other.

    At least, Kaveh thinks they do.

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    18 Sep 2025