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Ottawa Centaurs Groupchat
The Monday before the Barbecque…
BBQ Man (Boodram): listen up you fuckers
BBQ Man (Boodram): finally off-season, so bbq at my house, this friday
BBQ Man (Boodram): none of u be late
Luca’s Other Half (Young): we nkow smbpdy is gnoa be ;lste (we know somebody is gonna be late)
Chewy (Chouinard): for fucks sake what is ur spelling
Hollanov’s Child (Haas) : you get used to it at some point :)
Luca’s Other Half (Young): HYE! AERNT U SPUSED TO BE NCEI OT ME (HEY! ARENT U SUPPOSED TO BE NICE TO ME)
Hollanov’s Child (Haas): aww now i feel bad :(
Hollanov’s Child (Haas): sorry mein sonnenschein (my sunshine in Swiss German)
Dill Pickles (Dillon): SIMP
Not an Asshole (Barett): i feel like we’re getting so off task…
Not an Asshole (Barett): also young, you cannot be talking
Not an Asshole (Barett): you and luca came an hour late one time :/
Hollanov’s Child (Haas): oops
Luca’s Other Half (Young): lol ubt i wsa tslkngi bout rozy nad hollzy yk (lol but i was talking about rozy and hollzy yk)
Thing 1 (LaPointe): please dont wake up the russian
Thing 2 (Holmbreg): i still have nightmares over the prank war
Nerd Alert (Hayes): i love the fact that they both appear at the same time
Nerd Alert (Hayes): but yeah i fully agree with both of them
BBQ Man (Boodram): i think this time u might be good
BBQ Man (Boodram): they both seem really busy right now ;)
Not an Asshole (Barett): LUCA COVER UR EYES
Luca’s Other Half (Young): i dnot htnik hse taht inonenct ynaomre :) (i dont think hes that innocent anymore :) )
Not an Asshole (Barett): WTF YOUNG I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT :0
Luca’s Other Half (Young): me and luac sya bey ;) (me and luca say bye ;) )
Not an Asshole (Barett): EW THIS IS LIKE KNOWING YOUR LITTLE BROTHER HAS SEX
Five Hours Later…
Scary Russian (Rozanov): bood we’ll definitely be there
Hollanov’s Child (Haas): oh yeah, me and young will be there as well
BBQ Man (Boodram): ok, will tell cassie
Thirty Minutes Later…
BBQ Man (Boodram): OMG WTF FIVE HOURS ALL OF YOU ARE FREAKS