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Curly wakes up to his brother screaming across the house, he sighs and gets up.
“What do you want?” Curly asks, his oversized sweatshirt hanging off the ends of his arms.
“We’re running low on money, so I kind of sold you to one direction!” Tim says, looking at his phone. “They’re almost here, so start getting ready!”
“What the hell? Why did one direction buy a boy from Tulsa, Oklahoma?!” Curly screams.
“They did a concert here a year ago, don’t you remember?” Tim replies.
“No I don’t remember I fuckin’ hate One Direction.” Curly grumbles to himself as he walks back to his room. He throws his hair into a low ponytail, his deep blue orbs widening as he realizes that this is real. He’s getting sold to an extremely popular band.
But wait. This means leaving Pony! Curly thinks. Just as he was about to text Pony and tell him, there's a knock on the front door.
Curly walks down the stairs with his bag slung over his shoulder. He makes eye contact with his sister Angela, and she just glares at him in jealousy. Damn girl, I know you like One Direction but I’d rather not be sold to them.
“Ello love.” Harry Styles says from the doorway.
“Man, I have a boyfriend, I can't deal with this.” Curly mumbles.
“Oh it's okay I’m gay for Louis.” Zayn says.
“Ayeee queer twins.” Curly high fives Zayn.
“Anyways, come with us boy.” Louis says.
“Sigh. Okay.” Curly sighs sighfully, he walks out to their big limo and gets in. He turns on his phone and texts Pony.
‘pones i just got sold to 1direxctiion??’ Curly types.
‘Curls, what??’ Pony replies soon after.
Curly takes a photo of himself with Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson beside him and sends it to Ponyboy.
‘can you see if they'll pick me up’ Pony says.
“Yo, Harry?” Curly speaks up.
“Yea, wuhdoyuwant louve?” Harry replies.
“Can we pick up my boyfriend? If you say no I’ll cancel you on Twitter.” Curly says.
“Sure!”
Curly gives Harry Pony’s address and texts Pony that they’re on the way.
They arrive at the Curtis household and Ponyboy runs up to the car.
“Curls! Did you see that same sex marriage was legalized?” Pony asks.
Zayn and Louis look at each other, and Harry styles speaks up.
“Okay, I’ll officiate the wedding. Change of plans, driver, go to the nearest minister to have a wedding!” Harry says.
“I didn’t know they were together.” Pony whispers to Curly.
“I just found out when they showed up at my house.” Curly replies.
Everyone gets back into the limo and begins their way to the minister, Pony and Curly keep giggling in the back because of how ridiculous this whole situation is.
They arrive at the minister, and David Bowie is outside!
“Hello! I’m here because queer marriage is amazing and I totally like one direction!”
“Oh yay!” Pony says.
Zayn and Louis get married, and everyone lives happily ever after.