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Wyatt Hayes 
@hayzygoalie
roz and hollzy have been arm wrestling for 15 minutes and neither of them will give up i just wanna go home man
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bood 🏒 @bbqbood · Jan 2, 2024 Replying to @hayzygoalie
Just tell roz chiron is outside it works every time
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Wyatt Hayes @hayzygoalie · Replying to @bbqbood
fuck why didn't i think of that
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Troy Barrett
@troybarrett
When hollander joined the team I kinda expected him and roz to be calling each other cute little petnames but mostly hollzy just calls him "bro" or "baby"
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gabriel 🌙 @dreamshane · Jan 2, 2024 Replying to @troybarrett
does roz use petnames?
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Troy Barrett @troybarret · Replying to @dreamshane
Mostly just russian things that make hollzy turn bright red and that I never want to know the translation of.
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CCM Hockey
@CCMHockey
Behind the scenes with Shane Hollander!
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sharon 🍓 @shaneberry · Jan 2, 2024 Replying to @CCMHockey
ilya in 3.. 2.. 1..
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @rozanov81 · Replying to @CCMHockey
I need him
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terry @montrealterry · Replying to @CCMHockey
I won't be buying your products again if this who you're choosing to represent you
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @rozanov81 · Replying to @montrealterry
oh no CCM will go out of business without homophobic terry from montreal buying their sticks
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov
@rozanov81
hollander keeps fist bumping me after sex
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Shane Hollander-Rozanov @shanehollanderhockey · Jan 2, 2024 Replying to @rozanov81
Fuck off. It's only happened twice.
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @rozanov81 · Replying to @shanehollanderhockey
three times "bro"
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Hayden Pike
@hockeypike
this guy is good at every sport I swear
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @rozanov81 · Jan 2, 2024 Replying to @hockeypike
pike stop posting thirst traps of my husband
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Hayden Pike @hockeypike · Replying to @rozanov81
how the hell is this a thirst trap?
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @rozanov81 · Replying to @hockeypike
backwards hat is basically lingerie
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Shane Hollander-Rozanov
@shanehollanderhockey
Absolutely.
jay @straight4shane · Sept 5
do you think hollander can squat roz? I need to know for science
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @rozanov81 · Jan 2, 2024 Replying to @shanehollanderhockey
no way moya sila
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Shane Hollander-Rozanov @shanehollanderhockey · Replying to @rozanov81
Come downstairs right now.
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov
@rozanov81
ugh fine shanya can squat me but i can bench press him
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Shane Hollander-Rozanov @shanehollanderhockey · Jan 2, 2024 Replying to @rozanov81
Barely.
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @rozanov81 · Replying to @shanehollanderhockey
i was distracted you were very sweaty it was not a fair test
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov
@rozanov81
sorry @pikehockey
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Hayden Pike @hockeypike · Jan 2, 2024 Replying to @rozanov81
???
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Hayden Pike @hockeypike · Replying to @rozanov81
what did you do?
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Hayden Pike @hockeypike · Replying to @rozanov81
I'm going to kill you
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Hayden Pike
@hockeypike
he and shane were wrestling while they were babysitting and now my twins keep trying to elbow dive me
jay @straight4shane · Sept 5
@hockeypike what did roz do?
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macy @ · Jan 2, 2024 Replying to @hockeypike
i can't believe "wrestling" isn't a code word for something else
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Shane Hollander-Rozanov @shanehollanderhockey · Replying to @hockeypike
Sorry man, I thought they were distracted with their colouring.
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Hayden Pike @hockeypike · Replying to @macyyyyyy
you wouldn't believe the amount of furniture they've broken because they wrestle so much
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