Bloopers

by ghostromanoff

Summary:

Some things should be left on the cutting room floor.

Notes:

Okay so something a little different today!

These are tweets that I either cut from previous parts for whatever reason, or came up with but haven't been able to figure out an entire fic for them to fit into(yet). I might come back and use some of these in the future, and if there's any that you guys love a lot maybe I can figure something out for them! Anyway this is just for fun not plot just vibes!

Wyatt Hayes
@hayzygoalie

did roz steal a wig from a drag queen last night or did i drink too much

12:00 PM · Jan 1, 2024

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Shane Hollander-Rozanov @shanehollanderhockey · Jan 2, 2024 Replying to @hayzygoalie

No he did. It's currently staring at me from the kitchen

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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov
@rozanov81

oh my god yes i am wearing sunscreen shanya does not let me leave the house without it

Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @rozanov81 · Sept 5

do not text we are at the beach

12:00 PM · Jan 1, 2024

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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov
@rozanov81

he is holding his tummy because i got him pregnant :)

12:00 PM · Jan 1, 2024

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Shane Hollander-Rozanov @shanehollanderhockey · Replying to @rozanov81

It's like you want to sleep on the couch.

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Ottawa Centaurs
@ottawacens

"Somebody else had to tell me I was gay. In hindsight that's pretty embarrassing." - Shane Hollander
"I walked into glass door this morning" - Ilya Rozanov

mandy @mandyydnam · Sept 5

what's the most embarrassing thing either of you have ever done?

12:00 PM · Jan 1, 2024

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Shane Hollander-Rozanvov
@shanehollanderhockey

@ProteinPlus did you change your recipe?

12:00 PM · Jan 1, 2024

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Wyatt Hayes
@hayzygoalie

we just watched hollzy destroy one of those arcade punching bag things and I think roz is drooling

12:00 PM · Jan 1, 2024

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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @rozanov81 · Replying to @hayzygoalie

i think i got so hard my nose started bleeding

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Wyatt Hayes @hayzygoalie · Replying to @rozanov81

cool so somethings don't need to be shared with your coworkers man

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Shane Hollander-Rozanov
@shanehollanderhockey

Always great getting to catch an Ottawa Charge game!

12:00 PM · Jan 1, 2024

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Hayden Pike
@hockeypike

@rozanov81 Can you tell Hollander to answer his phone?

12:00 PM · Jan 1, 2024

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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @rozanov81 · Replying to @hockeypike

no he is busy

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Hayden Pike @hockeypike · Replying to @rozanov81

if he doesn't pick up i'm just gonna come over

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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @rozanov81 · Replying to @hockeypike

ugh wait ten minutes and then he can answer your stupid phone call

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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @rozanov81 · Replying to @hockeypike

actually fifteen he will want to shower first

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Shane Hollander-Rozanov
@shanehollanderhockey

Why do people go to Costco without knowing what they want?

12:00 PM · Jan 1, 2024

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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @rozanov81 · Replying to @shanehollanderhockey

not everyone has a grocery store plan moya telezhka

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Shane Hollander-Rozanov @shanehollanderhockey · Replying to @rozanov81

Then they shouldn't get mad at me when they're in my way and I hit their cart.

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Notes:

moya telezhka - my cart

sorry this is basically nothing! I'm working on real updates for you all!

Thank you for reading, leave kudos, leave comments, I don't have anything funny to tell you today!

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Series this work belongs to:

• Part 39 of Lily & Jane Forever