JessJesstheBest



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    Welcome to another Advent calendar! Gonna be honest: there's probably gonna be a BUNCH of Batman....

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    Cian and Rosa deal with a lot having Kurt and Blaine Hummel-Anderson as their parents. Here are a couple snapshots of their lives.

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    I started doing these Advent Calendars in 2016 when we lost the fucking election and now we lost a fucking gain but we keep going! Because we have no other choice! The only way out is through! Etc, so forth.

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    “Excuse me, David Hollander? Can you come with us please?”
    Or
    How David Hollander became an EBUG for the night and ruined his son’s day.

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    12 Aug 2026

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    David Hollander spotlight
    A perfect fic

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    “A sub drop?” Foreman asked, leaning back in his chair. “Really?”

    “I’m being serious,” Chase said.

    “Sometimes people get sad if they don’t cuddle after sex,” Foreman said. “That doesn’t lead to four months of bradycardia, appendicitis, and a failing spleen.”

    “Clearly someone’s never had their heart broken,” House said.

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    Inspired by the sub-drop fics post "we didn't even kiss"

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    12 Aug 2026

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    Pure fucking poetry
    Pure Fucking™ poetry

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    rpfactorfiction

    Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.


    So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.

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    15 May 2026

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    I'm in this picture and I don't like it
    (I do like it. It's perfect.)
    ((But don't fucking look at me))

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    NHL Updates @NHLUpdates
    Montreal captain Shane Hollander begs for information about a mysterious “Boston Lily” who he’s been secretly dating for six years, sparking a viral movement to reunite the pair. Full story below.

    metrooos @hockleberry
    guys I think we might have to lock the fuck in????? #FindBostonLily

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    Amnesiac!Shane knows that he's in love, but not who he's in love with. The internet vows to assist.

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    07 May 2026

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    Obsessed
    This is such a cool take on the amnesiav thing
    And that voice note at the end holy shit

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    You: But I am not bi!
    You: I am literally married to a woman?!
    Rozanov: …
    Rozanov: What did I just say about bi erasure?
    You: I am straight.
    Rozanov: …
    You: Do not say it!
    Rozanov: I wonder if internalized bi erasure is something
    Rozanov: I will ask Harris
    Rozanov: He told me about internalized homophobia

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    Basically, Hayden Pike gets added to the Ottawa group chat... where everyone apparently assumed that he was gay? Which somehow leads him to figure out that he is not gay, but in fact bisexual.

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    30 Mar 2026

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    Hayden and Shane have the same taste in men and idc this is now canon 2 ME