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johnn: alex where are you
little lion: we’re o u t of pasta
johnn: it’s four in the morning
johnn: also are you trying to make pasta without me?? tf I'm your husband??
little lion: you look really cute when you sleep I didn’t want to wake you up
johnn: I love you
little lion: I love you too!!
johnn: but like also,,,,,come up here,,,,bc I’m cold and lafayette is not helping at all being three thousand feet away from me on our bed
little lion: but I’m staRVING
johnn: a l e x
little lion: how long do fish sticks take to make
johnn: Absolutely Not
little lion: we have No food
johnn: I will Buy you food in the morning
little lion: it’s already the morning tho
johnn: I swear to god
little lion: can we go get food
johnn: it’s foUR IN THE MORNING
little lion: YOUR POINT
johnn: A L E X
little lion: I’m deadass serious john it’s either fish sticks or we go somewhere
little lion: LETS GO TO DENNYS
johnn: I
johnn: I’ll wake up lafayette and hercules
little lion: IM INVITING JAMES AND THOMAS THIS IS A tHING ITS HAPPENING
johnn: oh my god
little lion: LETS INVITE,,,,EVERYONE,,,,
laf: that’s like six people
little lion: WE DEFINITELY KNOW MORE PEOPLE THAN THAT
little lion: AT LEAST LIKE,,,,EIGHT
johnn: omg
laf: but would they be up at 4 am to go to denny’s??
little lion: IF NOT THEN THEYRE NOT INVITED TO OUR WEDDING
laf: no??
little lion : ITS THEIR CHOICE
johnn : ALEX
little lion : OKAY SO IM GONNA ASK ANGELICA, BURR, AND GWASH
little lion : JOHN CAN ASK PEGGY, ELIZA, AND MARIA
johnn : wait you want this to actually be a thing
little lion : YES
little lion : YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE RECRUITING PEOPLE
johnn : ""recruiting""
little lion : Y E S
johnn : I can't believe
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little lion : WANNA GO TO DENNYS
angelica : are you kidding rn
little lion : ,,,,,,no??
angelica : I can’t just get up and le a ve
little lion: but denny’s
little lion : and the power of our poly palship
angelica : but my husband
angelica : and my l it er a l children
little lion : ,,,please??
angelica : I’m too old for this
little lion : you’re a year younger than me
angelica : exactly
little lion : RUDE
angelica : YOU WOKE ME UP WHEN YOU TEXTED ME THIS IS JUST REVENGE
little lion : WE CAN FIGHT AT DENNYS COME ON
angelica : you actually wanna fight in a denny's parking lot and be That Cliche
little lion : I've already done it and it wasn't fun and it's been almost five years but I'd be willing to recap
little lion : I won the fight
angelica : yeah you wouldn't win this one
little lion : and I'm okay with that as long as you actually show up
angelica : f in e
little lion : REALLY
angelica : w h at e v er
little lion : WOOOOOOOOO
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johnn : so I called eliza and maria, who were already awake for reasons I Don't want to know, and they're coming so
little lion: angelica's coming but I might have agreed to fight her in the parking lot
laf: absolutely not
more like HUNKules: we're not having a repeat of easter 2012 it's not happening
johnn: OH I REMEMBER THAT
johnn : I love alex so much
johnn : I'm so terrified of him
little lion : I love you too oh my god
little lion : I HAVE TO GO TALK TO GWASH
johnn: you're going to kill him
little lion : IM GONNA RISK IT
laf: oh dear god
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little lion : sO
GWASH : I am already not prepared for this
little lion : so,,,,we're going to denny's,,,,,wanna come??
GWASH : it's four in the morning alexander
little lion : your point??
GWASH : fine
little lion : REALLY
GWASH : I've been up since five in the morning yesterday and Do Not have the energy to argue
GWASH : plus denny's is a nice place
little lion : I have nothing to say to that
little lion : ask martha if she wants to come w/ us though
GWASH : she said she loves you all but she isn't doing it
little lion : that's fair
little lion : SEE YOU THERE
GWASH : I might regret this
little lion : probably
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johnn : peggy said no
little lion : I would be upset but peggy is Everything so I'll forgive her
little lion : also, john, my husband, my sun, love of my life
johnn : oh no
little lion : wanna,,,,,,call burr for me,,,,
johnn : you don't even l i k e burr
little lion : what's denny's without dr a ma
more like HUNKules : yoURE NOT FIGHTING ANYONE IN THE PARKING LOT
little lion : FINE
little lion : SERIOUSLY THOUGH WANNA CALL HIM
johnn : not necessarily
little lion : PLEASE
johnn : if I loved you any less I Swear
little lion : YAY
johnn : I s we a r
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johnn : okay he's going but it's not by choice
johnn : theodosia heard me and started laughing and agreed For them
little lion : WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
laf: okay what do you even wear to denny’s at four in the morning
johnn : dread
little lion : RUDE
more like HUNKules : HA
little lion : COME ON IM ALREADY DRESSED EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE THERE SOON
more like HUNKules: I'm ready tbh I just like staring at lafayette and john
laf : I love you?? so much??
more like HUNKules : love you too
johnn : OKAY IM DRESSED LETS GO
laf : SAME
little lion : CAN I DRIVE
laf : N O
little lion : FINE
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Lagayette: hELLO WE ARE HERE
Adotfightme: wtfthefuck why are you here
Lagayette: are you not grateful for my presence
Adotfightme: it’s not that
Adotfightme: it’s great that ur here tbh i’ve missed you
Lagayette: then what is it
Lagayete: i’ve missed you too
Adotfightme: it’s four in the morning
Adotfightme: you were in DC like four hours ago
Lagayette: air travel is a wonderful thing mon ami
Adotfightme: I
Adotfightme: okay
Lagayette: now, go wake everyone up, i’m making georges take us to Denny’s
Adotfightme: why tho
Lagayette: do you know how long it’s been since i’ve been allowed to step into a Denny’s
Lagayette: i Need this
Adotfightme: F I N E
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Tailorsoldierspy: i didn’t ask to be woken up at four in the morning by alexander hamilton screaming in my ear
Lagayette: it’s a gift
Doriber: Laf, I love you, but i don’t deserve this
Lagayette: but @colderthancold does and you’ve tied yourself to him
Doriber: I
Doriber: I
Doriber: I
Jdotlaw: Idk what u guys are talking about my morning has been going great so far
Adotfightme: ;;; )))
Tomjemmings: no
Lagayette: so who all is coming - I need to know bc Security
Angelsky: u g h
Morelikedamnilton: Polysquad is awake and here
Tailorsoldierspy: tommy and I are coming
Mamjer: I am awake
Mamjer: unwillingly
Angelsky: same tbh
Colderthancold: @lagayette why and how the fuck are you and @gwar here just to go to Denny’s
Lagayette: simple
Lagayette: I asked
Lagayette: and then we hopped in a plane and flew
Lagayette: the marvels of modern technology
Colderthancold: that’s not what I meant and you know it
Lagayette: besides we’re not at Denny’s yet, we’re Going to Denny’s
Jdotlaw: i don’t want to know @lagayette
Jdotlaw: pls don’t tell me
Jdotlaw: bc i know gwar and I know you
Lagayette: ;;;; ))))
Jdotlaw: disGUSTING
Elamistress: @jdotlaw it was probably the same way alex woke you up let’s be real here
Adotfightme: h a
Elamistress: speaking of that @adotfightme you owe me
Adotfightme: ;;; )))
Mamjer: my virgin ears
Tailorsoldierspy: rip
Tomjemmings: okay,, but,, how are we getting there
Lagayette: i’ve sent cars, they’re waiting outside of your hall
Elamistress: how long have they been there
Lagayette: @adotfightme how long ago did i text you
Adotfightme: about half an hour ago
Lagayette: there’s your answer
Doriber: I
Doriber: ok
Mamjer: @doriber are you okay
Doriber: it’s early
Doriber: i didn’t get a lot of sleep
Tomjemmings: you left bc you said you were tired at like,,, 8
Tailorsoldierspy: babe
Tailorsoldierspy: so did @colderthancold
Doriber: #quietones
Tomjemmings: I hate everything
Tailorsoldierspy: b a b e
Tomjemmings: but I don’t hate u <3
Adotfightme: @jdotlaw wE CANNOT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS
Jdotlaw: w h a t
Adotfightme: thE’yRE QUOTING ME TO EACH OTHER
Tomjemmings: i wOULD N E V E R
Jdotlaw: YOU JUST FUCKIGN DID
Tomjemmings: , , ,
Lagayette: I AM NOT SURE IF YOU MISSED THIS OR NOT
Lagayette: BUT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO GET IN THE CARS THAT ARE WAITING FOR YOU
Lagayette: SO THAT WE CAN GO TO DENNY’S
Adotfightme: F I N E
Angelsky: wHY ARE YOU BEING SO PUSHY JESUS CHRIST
Angelsky: dIDN’T YOU USED TO BE NICE
Morelikedamnilton: the white house changes people
Adotfightme: I
Tomjemmings: I
Lagayette: I’m
Mamjer: okay tru
Elamistress: WE ARE EXITING THE WARMTH OF THIS DORM AND BRACING OURSELVES FOR THE COLD AIR ON THE SHORT JOURNEY TO THE CARS THAT ARE PAID FOR BY OUR FELLOW AMERICANS’ TAXES
Adotfightme: THIS IS FUCKIGN FREEZING I DO NOT DESERVE THIS
Tailorsoldierspy: it is very cold
Tomjemmings: but you are a furnace and keep me toasty @tailorsoldierspy
Tailorsoldierspy: <3
Tomjemmings: <3
Mamjer: it is very cold out here
Mamjer: in fact
Tomjemmings: don’t
Mamjer: you might even say
Mamjer: it’s @colderthancold
Tomjemmings: i don’t know you
Colderthancold: i hate all of you
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johnn : THAT WAS TERRIFYING
laf : ???
johnn : IM SORRY WERE YOU NOT?? THERE?? FOR THE PEOPLE IN SUITS THAT JUST CAME OUT OF DENNYS TO OPEN OUR CAR DOORS AND LET US ALL OUT
laf: I was,,,,but tbh I thought it was just the world finally giving me the treatment I deserve
little lion: why are you texting we're in the denny's parking lot
johnn: yeah,,,,,exactly
johnn : if I say one word that even sounds like it Could be latin, demons are getting summoned and I'm not ready for that yet
laf : ""yet""
little lion : JAMES AND THOMAS ARE HERE
more like HUNKules : watching you all heely to each other makes me want to cry
laf : thomas is wearing sunglasses,,,,at four in the morning,,,in the denny's parking lot
more like HUNKules : you're?? wearing stilettos??
laf : okay,,,,fair
more like HUNKules : exactly
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little lion : theodosia honestly is my favorite person
little lion : second to my signifs, who are all very dear to me
laf: we love you too alex
little lion : !!!
little lion : also how burr totally Doesn't want to be here but he's trying to be civil bc he can't go ~~off-brand~~
johnn : okay literally when angelica yelled ""HEY ASSHOLE"" the ground shook I swear
little lion : WE'RE NOT SUMMONING DEMONS IN THE DENNYS PARKING LOT
little lion : NOT UNTIL FIVE AT LEAST
johnn : PARDON
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little lion : DENNYS GROUP CHAT
angelica : I hate this and I want to go home
little lion : don't bring bad vibes into the denny's group chat
angelica : don't make a denny's group chat when you could just talk Out Loud
little lion : I FEEL WEIRD WHEN THERES NOBODY HERE
johnn : AND YOURE THE ONE WHO ASKED ME WHY I WAS TEXTING YOU EARLIER
little lion : outside is so loud though??
johnn: rude
laf: this place is Really Empty though
more like HUNKules : the people standing at the doors aren't helping either
little lion: I've learned to ignore them
GWASH : everyone here looks scared
GWASH : aside from the people at the doors, who look kind of suspicious
johnn : TRUE
laf : tbh I just want hot chocolate and waffles and then go home and make out with john until we fall asleep I don't Need This
johnn : I love you so much??
laf : I love you too
miss bartow : okay not to be weird but like,,,
miss bartow : @lafayette,,,,how did you get your makeup to look so good at four in the morning??
laf : I'm not wearing makeup rn I have No Energy
laf : john literally had to put my hair up For Me
miss bartow: it's not human to look that good this late
laf: well who said I was human
miss bartow : pARDON
little lion : ~~deity~~
miss bartow : I
little lion : oh our waitress is here!!
miss bartow : I?????
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Angelsky: i know it takes Much more time to get to Denny’s than this
Lagayette: included in the perks of the presidency
Adotfightme: there were no traffic lights or anything
Adotfightme: what was that
Lagayette: Power
Angelsky: I want it
Gwar: you’d be better than i am at it
Angelsky: I
Angelsky: thank you sir
Lagayette: we have Arrived at Denny’s
Mamjer: ah, yes, the Denny’s parking lot
Lagayette: why aren’t they opening our doors
Morelikedamnilton: is that normally a thing that happens?
Lagayette: y e s
Gwar: honestly the only thing the secret service are good for
Tomjemmings: who are you
Gwar: I don’t even know any more
Mamjer: Sir, are you okay
Gwar: i’m at Denny’s at 4:30 in the morning in New York when I should be in bed in the white house in washington d.c. what do you think
Doriber: I
Lagayette: I cannot believe I have to escort myself to the front doors
Gwar: I’m Right here
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Mamjer: what’s happening rn
Colderthancold: the secret service are suddenly looking Very Scared
Adotfightme: and gwar is looking Very Angry
Angelsky: it’s kinda hot
Lagayette: i cannot believe
Elamistress: what can’t you believe
Lagayette: if you look into the windows of Denny’s
Lagayette: there aRE PEOPLE THERE
Mamjer: aren’t the secret service here to you know,,, make that,,, Not happen
Lagayette: I’m going to throw a fit
Doriber: omg
Adotfightme: lafayette is magnificent
Colderthancold: truly
Gwar: I know
Morelikedamnilton: @gwar sir, how much of your job do you actually do
Gwar: that is a good question
Colderthancold: s i r
Lagayette: they offered to escort the people already in the restaurant out but I have decided we need to have a Discussion with them
Elamistress: More like a discussion with your secret service
Jdotlaw: t b h
Mamjer: fuckign finally it’s Freezing out here
Adotfightme: we’ve all been standing here just as long as you have @mamjer
Mamjer: yeah but u all have people to keep you toasty
Adotfightme: do you want to cuddle
Mamjer: it’s too late now we’re inside
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Elamistress: tag urself i’m the other groups look of confusion as we’re seated at the table directly parallel to theirs
Doriber: i’m the look of fear in the waitress’ eyes when she took @gwar’s order
Colderthancold: i’m alex saying “just bring me the entire coffee machine if you can”
Angelsky: i’m the guy at the other table that literally spit coffee over his entire table when he heard the waitress say, “of course, Mr. President”
Morelikedamnilton: why can’t we, for once, just talk face to face like normal people
Tailorsoldierspy: @morelikedamnilton so normally i’m on ur side
Tailorsoldierspy: but this is a Weird situation
Morelikedamnilton: what you mean
Jdotlaw: babe
Adotfightme: the other table is silent and they’re staring at us with fear in their eyes as they take in the secret service agents and make Connections
Doriber: i’m Thriving tbh
Angelsky: same
Jdotlaw: a n y wa y
Adotfightme: we have to also stay quiet to maintain the status quo
Tomjemmings: what happened to the lifestyle of exerting your dominance
Adotfightme: rIGHT
Gwar: @adotfightme no
Adotfightme: there’S THAT ONE DUDE THO
Adotfightme: HE LOOKS LIKE JOHN
Adotfightme: AND THE GUY NEXT TO HIM
Adotfightme: LOOKS LIKE M E
Adotfightme: i’m torn between wanting to fight and wanting to fuck
Morelikedamnilton: do not do either of those things
Morelikedamnilton: they do look exactly like you and john though wtf
Elamistress: i’m into it
Jdotlaw: omfg
Morelikedamnilton: the JOHN LOOKALIKE JUST KISSED THE ALEX LOOKALIKE
Adotfightme: iS THAT WHAT WE LOOK LIKE WHEN WE KISS
Elamistress: yeS
Jdotlaw: we’re perfect
Morelikedamnilton: @adotfightme if you Have to pick one i’m leaning more toward fuck
Adotfightme: same
Tomjemmings: ONE OF THEM IS APPROACHING US
Tailorsoldierspy : @tomjemmings
Tailorsoldierspy: he’s a you lookalike
Tomjemmings: is not
Mamjer: is too
Doriber: is the tommy number two on,,, heely’s? ??
Colderthancold: I
Mamjer: that’s definitely you @tomjemmings
Tomjemings: no
Tailorsoldierspy: ALL CLEAR HE’S GOING TO THE BATHROOM
Colderthancold: okay but i’ve been looking down the table
Doriber: and?
Colderthancold: they all look like Us
Lagayette: you’re right
Lagayette: @gwar remember that thing I told you
Gwar: Yes.
Lagayette: pls
Gwar: How?
Lagayette: Have you seen you? They’re not going to say no
Gwar: You should be the one to ask
Lagayette: I feel like that’d be a little odd
Gwar: Nevermind, I don’t think it will work
Lagayette: what the fuck why not I’ve been Dreaming of this
Gwar: they just kissed the hercules lookalike
Lagayette: that’s kinda hot
Gwar: no
Tomjemmings: no
Jdotlaw: w a i t
Jdotlaw: am i interpreting the above exchange correctly
Lagayette: it’s probably better you don’t know the answer to that question
Colderthancold: @morelikedamnilton @elamistress @jdotlaw what is @adotfightme doing
Angelsky: oh no
Jdotlaw: his phone is on the table
Morelikedamnilton: is he doing what i think he’s doing
Elamistress: he manbunned,, he’s Smiling,,, he’s fuckignhfioews
Tailorsoldierspy: that coat really does bring out his eyes
Doriber: is,,, Alex,,, Flirting with the John lookalike
Mamjer: the guys around the John lookalike seem to be okay with it tbh
Morelikedamnilton: i mean, have you Seen Alex
Doriber: tru
Jdotlaw: do i rly look like that when alex smiles at me
Tailorsoldierspy: yes
Jdotlaw: that’s disgusting
Tomjemmings: we know
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laf: I don't know who to look at more tbh??
laf : john, whom I love and is Beautiful and also So Red rn, or the man sitting across from us who looks exactly like alex and is giving me Ideas but is also flirting with john,,,,,
laf : which only gives me More Ideas
little lion : don't forget about the other john though bc like,,,,,,damn,,,,,
laf : TRUE
more like HUNKules: tbh this is weird and I don't like it
laf : we're in a denny's at four in the morning what did you expect?? reality means nothing here
more like HUNKules : I'm so??
laf: literally
johnn : IM NOT BLUSHING THAT HARD AM I
little lion : LITERALLY YOURE BR I GHT RED
johnn : FUCK
johnn : HONESTLY THOUGH HES VERY PRETTY AND IM VERY GAY
laf: Ideas
johnn : ITS NOT TH E TI M E
little lion : do I really look like that??
johnn : YES
little lion : ,,,,I'll take it
laf : yOURE SO BEAUTIFUL LITERALLY DO NOT
more like HUNKules : ,,,,,,,okay while I agree that both alex and,,,,,,alex 2?? idk what's happening rn??,,,,are very pretty,,,,,everyone at That table,,,,,,looks like everyone at This table,,,,,,and I'm not sure if I like it
little lion: oh I have,,,,,no problem with it
laf : """alex 2""" is makin eyes at john,,,,,,,and our alex is just,,,,,,staring at the people that look like us bc we're hot and I'm Very intrigued
more like HUNKules: how would that?? even work??
laf : oh I don't care
laf: I'd make it my job to Find Out
more like HUNKules: I
more like HUNKules : well judging by the way gwash 2 and laf 2 are holding hands I really don't think that's a possibility
laf : ~~~polyamory~~~
more like HUNKules: yeah I'm not sure I want to get into That
laf: fair enough
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johnn : guys I think I'm dying
little lion : he's,,,,just been smiling at you,,,,and looking,,,
johnn : but it's!!
johnn : it's you
johnn : he looks like you, has that same glint in his eyes that you do, the same face
johnn : and I mean the Same Face
little lion: j o h n
johnn : I've loved you for half a decade, and you still can reduce me to a blushing mess just with a look
johnn : that's the look alexander
johnn : one of the many, but that's A Look
little lion: I love you So Much
johnn : I love you too!!
johnn: omg you're crying no
little lion : I just?? you just??
johnn : omg co m e he re
little lion: !!!
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Elamistress: I can’t get over how cute the other john is tbh
Morelikedamnilton: @jdotlaw why don’t you do that now
Jdotlaw: i have Dignity
Jdotlaw: and like,,, more time to become adjusted,, Two Lifetimes,,
Colderthancold: Short ones
Angelsky: this is the longest i think alex hasn’t been in a chat
Tomjemmings: it’s peaceful
Colderthancold: the dori lookalike is coming over here
Colderthancold: get ready for my death
Doriber: I’m not that bad babe
Tomjemmings: about time
Doriber: @tomjemmings no
Tomjemmings: did i say that out loud
Colderthancold: the other dori is here
Elamistress: @colderthancold how does it feel
Colderthancold: i’m Terrified and Aroused
Angelsky: amazing
Tomjemmings: tHE AYAYRON NUMERO DOS IS FOLLOWING
Mamjer: well, it’s aaron and dori, are you surprised
Tomjemmings: i’m not surprised i just don’t want to deal with two burrs
Colderthancold: excuse me
Jdotlaw: you know
Jdotlaw: all of our copies are Old
Jdotlaw: except for @gwar ur imposter is the same age
Lagayette: @gwar look what you have to look forward to
Gwar: i’m blessed
Angelsky: omg the dori copy is so cool
Doriber: she goes by theodosia
Tailorsoldierspy: w a i t
Morelikedamnilton: what
Tailorsoldierspy: @colderthancold ask ur imposter what his name is
Colderthancold: it’s aaron
Tailorsoldierspy: aaron what
Mamjer: o h
Colderthancold: burr
Colderthancold: his last name is burr
Elamistress: h u h
Adotfightme: hELLO I AM BACk
Jdotlaw: wHAT DID YOU DO ALEX
Jdotlaw: YOU MADE YOURSELF CRY
Adotfightme: I?? Didn’t ?? Do??? Anything ?????
Morelikedamnilton: you smiled and that’s Enough
Adotfightme: i’m choosing to take that as a compliment
Adotfightme: a n y w a y
Adotfightme: i really really really want to makeout with the other john,, and Myself,,, for that matter
Elamistress: I feel neglected
Morelikedamnilton: same
Morelikedamnilton: but in alex’s defense, our copies seem to be Invested in each other
Adotfightme: A L S O
Adotfightme: the other lafayette is terrifying
Lagayette: thank you
Adotfightme: but they were telling me that apparently the other me is dating them, the john, and the hercules and they’re all spouses and they’re actually #goals and then the me is Also Dating thomas and Jemmy, who are engaged to each other, but not to me
Mamjer: I
Tailorsoldierspy: w o w
Tomjemmings: ur a thirsty piece of shit
Angelsky: that’s not new
Jdotlaw: rt
Colderthancold: H E L P M E
Adotfightme: with what
Colderthancold: DORI JUST ASKED THEO IF SHE WANTED TO MAKE OUT AND THEY’RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER CONSIDERINGLY AND THE OTHER ME JUST KIND OF GOT REALLY WIDE EYES AND WE’RE SHOOTING PANICKED LOOKS AT EACH OTHER AND HE’S TEXTING FRANTICALLY AND THIS IS IT THIS IS HOW I AM GOING TO DIE
Tomjemmings: wow, i think that’s the longest message i’ve seen you type
Colderthancold: nOW IS NOT THE TIME THOMAS
Angelsky: @colderthancold just make it with yourself
Adotfightme: Burr doesn’t get to make out with himself before i do this isn’t Fair
Colderthancold: just for that
Angelsky: that’s hot
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little lion : IM SCR E AM IN G
little lion : THIS IS THE WILDEST THING IVE EVER SEEN BURR DO
johnn : I've seen him smile like,,,,,,twice
miss bartow : I've seen him do More than that
little lion : I don't,,,,Want to know,,,,
little lion : but at the same time,,,,I'm curious
johnn : I
miss bartow : I didn't leave my fiance for nothing alex
little lion : BYE
little lion : BYE BYE BYE
miss bartow : aside from that though I'm really hot
miss bartow : both Me and,,,,,,,,Me,,,,,
more like HUNKules : I crave that level of self confidence
miss bartow : thank you
miss bartow : but also yeah I gotta go
little lion : and now that's,,,,happening,,,
laf : I don't like this
laf : watching two identical couples make out with themselves in a denny's at four in the morning is not a life path I wanted to go down
more like HUNKules : same but here we are
laf : the Other Alex was asking me about our alex's relationships, and then told me that he's engaged to john, maria, and eliza, which I think is really cute
more like HUNKules : aw
johnn : he kept glancing over at me and I would really love to not be red for the rest of my life like I would actually pay money for it
little lion : you're sO cute
johnn : HE WAS LOOKING AT YOU TOO
little lion : WHAT
johnn : THE SAME LOOK THAT CAN KILL ME AND DID KILL ME WAS BEING DIRECTED AT YOU MORE THAN A FEW TIMES
little lion : omg what would that Be like
more like HUNKules : well if he's as good at kissing as you are,,,,I think you have something to be worried about
laf : oh god
johnn : honestly I feel like if alex got to kiss himself it'd put a lot of things in perspective
laf : honestly
macaroni fUCK : hello I'm here now
macaroni fUCK : I think I'm dating hercules
macaroni fUCK : other me, that is
little lion : I
more like HUNKules : you are
more like HUNKules : aw I'm glad the Other Me is happy
laf : that's so cute what the fuck hercules
johnn : it hurts how much I love you sometimes
more like HUNKules : I
more like HUNKules : I love you too
little lion : okay while I love all of you and Very much like watching you be cute with each other, I've been making eye contact with myself for the past three minutes, and counting, and I'm literally about to die
little lion : I feel like this should be awkward but honestly?? it's,,,,Inspiring
more like HUNKules : oh god
little lion: do you think if I asked him to make out with me he'd say yes??
johnn : yes but I want to come with you
little lion : AND WE'RE OFF
laf : oh mY GOD
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Jdotlaw: I’m combusting rn
Morelikedamnilton: i told maria to record it
Jdotlaw: g o o d
Jdotlaw: this needs to be Preserved
Tomjemmings: so u know that crush i Totally Do Not have on Alex
Mamjer: y e p
Tomjemmings: i’m Struggling
Morelikedamnilton: lmao
Adotfightme: well
Adotfightme: that was Something
Elamistress: I’d Hope so
Doriber: hA
Doriber: I GOT MY IMPOSTER’S NUMBER
Lagayette: @gwar now That’s an idea
Jdotlaw: no
Adotfightme: @jdotlaw i got mine and yours while we were Talking
Colderthancold: “talking”
Tailorsoldierspy: you have no room to speak, burr
Angelsky: my plate is empty
Angelsky: just like my heart
Morelikedamnilton: I
Morelikedamnilton: get more?
Angelsky: no
Tomjemmings: @doriber @adotfightme @jdotlaw a d d t h e m
Adotfightme: not yet, we have to give them time to prepare
Doriber: how much time tho
Doriber: i’m impatient
Colderthancold: wait until the time is right
Jdotlaw: but how will we know
Lagayette: i’ll tell you
Tailorsoldierspy: why are you the deciding factor @lagayette
Lagayette: cur non
Adotfightme: fine
Adotfightme: besides, this will give everyone the chance to Rest so when it happens we’re all Ready
Morelikedamnilton: okay but why would they want to be in a chat with some random group of people that look just like them
Tailorsoldierspy: the Denny’s Effect™
Gwar: we’re leaving, tell all of your new found friends good bye
Mamjer: there’s a you there too sir, aren’t you going to say something
Gwar: we shared a Nod
Lagayette: it was a good nod
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Adotfightme: @lagayette is it Time
Lagayette: Oui
Doriber: hA
Colderthancold: w a i t
Adotfightme: w h a t
Colderthancold: do we bring up the whole founding father thing
Lagayette: that's,,, a Good question
Angelsky: I mean,, if they know they Know
Gwar: I don't think they know
Tomjemmings: ???
Gwar: it’s a Hunch
Jdotlaw: I'm going to trust that tbh
Adotfightme: f i n e
Adotfightme has added johnn and little lion to the chat
Doriber has added miss bartow to the chat
Adotfightme: @johnn @little lion @miss bartow ADD YOUR FRIENDS
Mamjer: oh dear
miss bartow has added aaron colder than ice to the chat
miss bartow : I'm leaving the rest of the people to them tbh I'm not going through my contacts
little lion : rude
miss bartow : :///
little lion has added laf, more like HUNKules, macaroni fUCK, jmadzzz, angelica, eliza, marIa, and GWASH to the chat
little lion: I think that's?? everyone??
Morelikedamnilton: alright! So! Introductions!
Morelikedamnilton: I’m Elizabeth Skylar - call me Lizzie!!!
Adotfightme: Alexander Miller - call me Alex
Adotfightme: @johnn @little lion ;;; )))
little lion: I
Elamistress: Maria
Gwar: george warner
Mamjer: don’t call him george
johnn: then what??? do we call him???
Lagayette: #daddy
Jdotlaw: N O
little lion: my ch i l d e ye s
Tailorsoldierspy: we usually stick to sir
Tailorsoldierspy: i’m hercules, btw
more like HUNKules: ~~doppleganger #2~~
jmadzzz : I still never agreed to be doppleganger #1
more like HUNKules: a n y w a y
Jdotlaw: oH r i g h t I’m john
Mamjer: James
Tomjemmings: jemmy
Mamjer: @tomjemmings is thomas/tommy, i’m James/Jemmy
Tailorsoldierspy: @macaroni fUCK i’m assuming you’re thomas
macaroni fUCK: ,,,,,,,idk what That's supposed to mean,,,,,,,,,
macaroni fUCK: ,,,,,,,it's my name isn't it,,,
Tailorsoldierspy: yes
little lion: HA
Adotfightme: rEKT
Tomjemmings: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Tailorsoldierspy: @tomjemmings <3
Tomjemmings: <3
Lagayette: @little lion ur name is Adorable and I love it
little lion : thank you!!
little lion : I'm alex btw,,,,,
johnn : john!!
laf : lafayette
laf: I have other names but I'm just,,,,,,,too tired,,,,
Gwar: oh, we know
Gwar: Mx. Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier Warner
Lagayette: <3
laf : wait I'm married
laf : """I'm"""
laf: like married married??
Lagayette: yes!!!!!
Doriber: it was a Beautiful wedding
Jdotlaw: it looked like the fourth of july threw up on a banquet hall tbh
little lion : goals
laf: Absolutely Not
Lagayette: @laf it was tasteful, don’t worry
laf : oh I don't doubt it, but at the same time I know alex and,,,,,,it's Not Happening
little lion : rUDE
laf : I love you
little lion : love you too
more like HUNKules : aw
little lion : we love you too hercules!!
laf : love you
johnn : I'm here now
johnn : love you hercules!!
more like HUNKules: !!!
Mamjer: @adotfightme @jdotlaw @morelikedamnilton @elamistress @tomjemmings @tailorsoldierspy i thought You were bad
Adotfightme: excuse me??????
little lion : honestly this isn't even the Worst like we get w a y worse
johnn : usually there's matching sweaters involved,,,,
laf: most of which were knit by hercules
Morelikedamnilton: matching,, sweaters,, @jdotlaw @elamistress @adotfightme pls
Elamistress: omg @tailorsoldierspy
Tailorsoldierspy: i don’t knit, sorry
more like HUNKules : it's so fun though??
johnn : it's not
more like HUNKules : I feel like if you gave it another Chance you wouldn't say that
johnn : n o
Adotfightme: @tailorsoldierspy if you don’t knit,, explain my scarves
Tailorsoldierspy: crochet
Colderthancold: I didn’t get a chance to introduce myself before, I’m Aaron
Tomjemmings: ay-ay-ron
aaron colder than ice : I'm,,,,also aaron,,,,but I guess you knew that
miss bartow: ;^))))))))))
Doriber: ;;; )))))
Colderthancold: I
Mamjer: @colderthancold @aaron colder than ice which one of you is the Coldest
aaron colder than ice : I,,,,have no answer
miss bartow : it's him
aaron colder than ice : I feel betrayed
miss bartow: sorry??
Angelsky: slipping in Before it becomes too awkward - I’m Angel!
angelica : I'm angelica!!
eliza : I'm elizabeth schuyler, but you can just call me eliza!! i'm angelica's sister btw
marIa : I'm maria lewis!! I'm engaged to eliza,,
eliza : <3 <3 <3
marIa: <3 <3 <3
Morelikedamnilton: omg that’s so cUTE
Elamistress: we’re engaged too!!!!!!!!!
eliza : omg!!!
marIa : aHH!!!!!
Adotfightme: i love them so much
Jdotlaw: same
little lion : aw!!
more like HUNKules: my heart is,,,swelling
Morelikedamnilton: this is so nice omg
Mamjer: i’m gagging
Jdotlaw: shut up jemmyjorts
Mamjer: how about,,, no
Gwar: @mamjer let them have their moment
Mamjer: of course sir
eliza : I feel like I should thank someone,,,,,but also be offended,,,,,
marIa: same??
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Morelikedamnilton: h e y
Morelikedamnilton: g u y s
Adotfightme: yes, my dearest betsey, wife and light of my life
Morelikedamnilton: we should go on a Date
Jdotlaw: okay yes but why
Elamistress: because dates are great that’s why
Jdotlaw: fair point
Adotfightme: i’m always down to go on a Date
Morelikedamnilton: okay but like not with just us
Elamistress: with the Imposters?
Morelikedamnilton: yes
Jdotlaw: who though
Morelikedamnilton: well
Morelikedamnilton: i was thinking our counterparts
Adotfightme: but our counterparts aren’t all dating each other
Morelikedamnilton: i know, so we’ll just invite Everyone kind of
Jdotlaw: how do you kind of invite everyone
Morelikedamnilton: we invite the OT4 and maria and eliza
Elamistress: of course
Adotfightme: should we invite our hercules and laf ?
Morelikedamnilton: the Alex is also dating thomas and james, so we can invite Tommy and Jemmy, and if we’re inviting Tommy we might as well invite Herc bc Datenight
Jdotlaw: what about laf though ?
Morelikedamnilton: we can invite them but they probably won’t come ?
Adotfightme: alright
Elamistress: the other laf will be alone
Jdotlaw: i feel like they’ll be fine tbh
Morelikedamnilton: it’ll be fun
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Morelikedamnilton: @little lion @laf @more like HUNKules @johnn @eliza @marIa @macaroni fUCK @jmadzzz @tomjemmings @tailorsoldierspy @mamjer @lagayette I have a question for you
Tomjemmings: what do you want to know
Morelikedamnilton: is everyone I mentioned here, it’s Important
Mamjer: yeah
little lion: hi!!
johnn : ???
laf : !!!
more like HUNKules : I'm also here now??
macaroni fUCK : same
jmadzzz: samE
Tailorsoldierspy: yep
Lagayette: oui
eliza: hello!!
marIa: y o
Morelikedamnilton: Nice
Morelikedamnilton: so, I had an Idea
Adotfightme: it’s a gr9 idea
Tomjemmings: @adotfightme you’re biased
Adotfightme: tru
Tailorsoldierspy: @morelikedamnilton what’s ur idea
Morelikedamnilton: WE ALL GO ON A DATE
Adotfightme: a l l o f u s
more like HUNKules: I??
Morelikedamnilton: like!! It’ll be cUTE! Like! We’re cute and you’re cute so together we’ll be Double Cute! Like, we’ll all be on our own dates, but Together! Like a party date! cUTE!
Tomjemmings: so like, Hercules and I would be going as a couple while you guys would be going as the polysquad and the Imposters would be going as whatever they are, but we’d all be on a Big Date
Morelikedamnilton: Yes!!!!!!
Lagayette: it was difficult enough getting the Denny’s run in so I’m afraid I cannot
Morelikedamnilton: :-(
Morelikedamnilton: I understand
Mamjer: that sounds like the type of 15th wheel situation I Don’t want to be in
Jdotlaw: ask Dolley?
Mamjer: no
Angelsky: ur right dolley doesn’t deserve to suffer through that
Adotfightme: hEY
little lion: WOW
little lion : also I'm for this date but idk abt my signifs
macaroni fUCK: I'm,,,,curious,,,,so I'll also go
Tomjemmings: now I feel obligated
Tomjemmings: @tailorsoldierspy we’re going
Tailorsoldierspy: alrighty then
little lion : me
laf : I'll go but I want to s l e e p first
little lion : you could've slept when we got home
laf : but making out with john is so fun
johnn : love you
laf : love you too!!
johnn : also!! haha,,,
johnn : I Would go but I'm also like,,,,,,Really Gay,,,,so like,,,,
jmadzzz: s a m e
Tailorsoldierspy: same actually
Morelikedamnilton: Okay! But! Like! You only have to be With your signifs, so like unless you don’t want to eat a meal together
Adotfightme: @johnn @jmadzzz i will totally makeout with both of you tho, just saying, if you want
jmadzzz : I'm,,,good tbh
johnn: I will take you up on that offer
Adotfightme: ;;; )))
johnn: ;^))))
Morelikedamnilton: @johnn so you’re going ?
johnn: yes!!
Morelikedamnilton: yay!!! @jmadzz also @literally everyone else ??? I need to know bc reservations and also i’m really impatient and excited !!!
jmadzzz: I'm going
more like HUNKules: sa m e
eliza: me and maria are going!!
Elamistress: !!!
Doriber: are we invited?
Morelikedamnilton: no
Doriber: w h y n o t ?
Jdotlaw: ur not a part of the Polysquad™ in any way
Doriber: that’s what you think
Jdotlaw: @adotfightme ?!??
Doriber: lmao
Adotfightme: shE’S LY I NG
little lion : CAN WE GO TO OLIVE GARDEN
johnn : N O
little lion : !!!!!
jmadzzz : I'm,,,,kind of scared to ask
laf : you,,,,don't want to know
laf : well actually you might, but idk if you'd live
jmadzzz: yeah I don't want to know anymore
Adotfightme: I do
little lion : I MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO PROMISES ABT tHAT AND WHETHER ITS HAPPENING OR NOT BUT LIKE
little lion : PLEASE
little lion : ALSO ;^))) @adotfightme
Adotfightme: t e l l m e
more like HUNKules : I wouLD LIKE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS
little lion : GET A GRIP
more like HUNKules: R U D E
Morelikedamnilton: I’m calling olive garden rn @little lion but only bc ur cute
little lion : omg!!
laf : you're blushing love
little lion: HUSH
Elamistress: it’s okay, we understand, betsey is perfect in all ways
little lion: I just???
Morelikedamnilton: ALRIGHT! SO OLIVE GARDEN, TABLE FOR 14
little lion : Y E S
macaroni fUCK : I don't think I've ever been more afraid For you
laf: I don't think I've ever been more afraid for my heart rate
Adotfightme: i want to know so bad rn pls tell me
little lion: maybe one day,,,
Adotfightme: i feel like u can trust me tho
Adotfightme: we’re basically the same person
Tomjemmings: @adotfightme alex,, think about that for a sec,,,would You trust yourself
Adotfightme: I
little lion : M E
little lion: ,,,,,,,,,literally,,,,,
Morelikedamnilton: I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH OLIVE GARDEN
Morelikedamnilton: Our reservation is in three hours
laf : oh my god no
laf : GOTTA GO
johnn: and,,,,they're asleep?? literally two seconds
Tailorsoldierspy: that’s Incredible
johnn: lafayette usually is
Elamistress: awwwwwwwwwww
Lagayette: i’m actually Really Upset i can’t go. George sends his love btw, even to the imposters
more like HUNKules: if we're older,,,,how are We the imposters
Colderthancold: @adotfightme DON’T DO IT. I SEE YOU TYPING. I SEE THE PARAGRAPH ON YOUR SCREEN. DO N O T.
little lion: well now I want to know abt Your secrets
Morelikedamnilton: it’s really better if you don’t
Colderthancold: @adotfightme we literally had a discussion about this earlier and yet yOU’RE STILL TYPING
Tomjemmings: @more like HUNKules do you Really wanna know why You’re the Imposters
Colderthancold: @tomjemmings DO N O T
more like HUNKules : honestly I'm good now
more like HUNKules: and by good I mean ""genuinely afraid to know the real answer"" so I'm fine with livin in the dark
Tailorsoldierspy: you’re making the right decision
Tailorsoldierspy: @adotfightme if you copy that paragraph to use later i s2g
Adotfightme: you can’t stop me hercules
Morelikedamnilton: but I can
Tomjemmings: he sent it to me
Mamjer: @tomjemmings for once in your life just Don’t pls
more like HUNKules: I'm so scared?? oh my god??
Lagayette: @adotfightme @tomjemmings george says no
Adotfightme: HE ISN’T HERE
Gwar: @adotfightme @tomjemmings don’t
Adotfightme: f i n e
Morelikedamnilton: @gwar thank you
Gwar: you’re welcome, now, I have actual work to do
Mamjer: do you really though
Angelsky: closing statement: you’re the imposters and it’s better for your mental well-being that you don’t know why
more like HUNKules : I am 300% fine with that
little lion : he's literally terrified
more like HUNKules : why Must you expose me
little lion: I??
Lagayette: i miss the feeling of people being scared of me this is Refreshing
Colderthancold: @lagayette people still are, nothing has changed
Lagayette: a stiletto shoe doesn’t have the same satisfaction as a sword ay-ay-ron
Jdotlaw: r t
more like HUNKules : swords
more like HUNKules : holy shit
little lion : stop pacing and get back in bed
more like HUNKules : s w o r d s
little lion: h e r c u l e s
Lagayette: it’s been a While, don’t worry - the only swords I still have are for decoration
more like HUNKules : right
johnn: alex is now cuddling him and I think he might be suffocating but w/e
Morelikedamnilton: aww! That’s cute !!
Morelikedamnilton: that wouldn’t be a bad way to die
Morelikedamnilton: with your husband by your side @adotfightme
Adotfightme: bETSEY WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS
Elamistress: LET US TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE HAPPIER THAN DEATH
Elamistress: @marIa where u at girl @mamjer @macaroni fUCK literally anyone
marIa : I'm So Tired but eliza is So Awake and I love her so I'm trying to talk but I'm literally falling asleep on our breakfast bar
macaroni fUCK : oh I'm just asleep peace #out
jmadzzz : literally passed tf out on our living room rug
little lion : I want pictures
jmadzzz : I
jmadzzz: on it
Tailorsoldierspy: i’m fighting against myself not to ask for them bc it’s not My tommy tbh
jmadzzz: it's v cute he's like cuddling it
Tailorsoldierspy: you can’t taunt me like that man
little lion : p i c t u r e s
jmadzzz: I'm go i n g
little lion: bless
Tomjemmings: @tailorsoldierspy why do you want pictures of my imposter sleeping when i’m right next to you
Tailorsoldierspy: bc this is like a rare pepe
Tailorsoldierspy: not something i’ll ever see again
Tomjemmings: i Cannot believe
little lion : hercules and thomas are so cute omg
more like HUNKules : I'm alive
more like HUNKules : I've been breathing through alex's hair for like ten minutes
more like HUNKules : also I'm not dating your boyfriend
little lion : f i n e
Tailorsoldierspy: @more like HUNKules I get why it might be Weird but I’d totally recommend dating thomas
more like HUNKules : I understand but at the same time I'm Good
more like HUNKules : no offense to thomas tho,,,,or any variation Of Him,,,,,
Tomjemmings: @more like HUNKules ur missing out
little lion : honestly
jmadzzz: rt
Morelikedamnilton: that’s so cute omg
Morelikedamnilton: also!! 2 hours till olive garden!!!
little lion: we should probably start planning a color scheme @more like HUNKules
more like HUNKules: true but like,,,,,sleep
little lion: true
little lion: we'll be back in like an hour
jmadzzz: I'm going to carry thomas to bed and then sleep for like twenty minutes so same
little lion: IF I SEND YOU A PICTURE OF THE CLOTHES WE'RE WEARING WILL YOU COLOR COORDINATE
little lion: MOSTLY @ JAMES AND THOMAS BUT ALSO ANYONE THAT WANTS TO
jmadzzz: if we have clothes that go with it then sure??
little lion: oh my god y e s
more like HUNKules: s l e e p a l e x
little lion: coming
Adotfightme: i want you all to know that I appreciate the sentiment of color coordinating but hercules makes all our Squad Outfits and he doesn’t have time to do that rn so you’re gonna have to deal with it sry
little lion: that's understandable
Adotfightme: but! Since you have more options than we do! You should base your color scheme around us
Tailorsoldierspy: @adotfightme i get that but also we don’t have a color scheme, just a general aesthetic
Adotfightme: same difference
more like HUNKules: honestly whatever colors you have we,,,,probably also have,,,,bc we have So Many clothes
Adotfightme: Awesome I’m wearing green
little lion: MY COLOR
Adotfightme: ayyyyyyy
little lion : I OWN LITERALLY SO MANY CLOTHES IN THAT COLOR IM CRYING SO HARD
more like HUNKules : he's trying to go escape to get his clothes but I'm literally death gripping him he's not getting out
little lion: THIS IS SO RUDE
Morelikedamnilton: i’m wearing mint green, maria is wearing red, and john is wearing blue
Tailorsoldierspy: i’m wearing the same blue as john, and tommy is wearing fuschia
more like HUNKules : oh yay I get to match john
jmadzzz: I'm still awake and if thomas is also wearing fuschia I'm wearing gray
Doriber: @adotfightme @morelikedamnilton @jdotlaw @elamistress @tomjemmings @tailorsoldierspy ur not actually wearing what I think ur wearing are you
Adotfightme: we totally are
more like HUNKules : and I'm scared again
little lion : SCARED ENOUGH TO LET ME ESCAPE
more like HUNKules : did you just lock the door to our closet
little lion : YES
eliza: mint green and red is the color scheme for our wedding
marIa : oh my god we're literally getting married
eliza : we've been engaged for nine months
marIa : omg
eliza: I
Morelikedamnilton: !!!
Elamistress: !!!!!!!!
Morelikedamnilton: we’ve been engaged for Less time than that
eliza : omg can I come to your wedding
marIa: I?? she's literally looking at wedding presents rn?? I??
Elamistress: omg
Morelikedamnilton: !!! of course you can!!! Can we come to yours??? I Love weddings
eliza: omg of course!! that would be so fun!!
Adotfightme: this is so nice omg betsey is just squealing
eliza : aw!!
marIa : eliza is giggling now and I'm jsut,,,,in tears,,,,I'm so gay
eliza : hu s h
marIa : I love you sm??
eliza: I love you too!!
Jdotlaw: this is the best thing i’ve experienced in my life bc you two are just being so cute rn and then betsey is squealing and alex is just smiling at her and he and maria both have heart eyes and im dying
more like HUNKules : this is so wholesome my heart is constricting
little lion : are
little lion : are you crying
more like HUNKules : it's cUTE AND IM H U M A N DONT JUDGE ME
little lion : I
little lion : do you want me to come out and hug you
more like HUNKules : ye s
little lion : omw
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little lion : HAHA WE'RE RUNNING LATE BC SOME PEOPLE DONT HAVE ANY SELF CONTROL
laf : listen
little lion: N O
Jdotlaw: I’d laugh but we’re Also running late
little lion: GOOD WE WONT BE ALONE THEN
Morelikedamnilton: i feel bad, the table at olive garden is waiting for us, empty and alone
Elamistress: are you seriously trying to guilt us about being late when ur part of the reason why we are
Tailorsoldierspy: the table isn’t empty @morelikedamnilton bc Thomas and I, unlike some people, have self-control
macaroni fUCK : we're in the parking lot rn!!
jmadzzz : are waistcoats too formal for olive garden?? I feel like I'm overdressed
macaroni fUCK : definitely Not
little lion: am I going to die at this dinner? like do I have to genuinely fear for my heart??
Tomjemmings: waistcoats definitely are Not too formal
Tailorsoldierspy: we’re all wearing them
jmadzzz : god bless
macaroni fUCK : also yes @little lion he looks v cute
jmadzzz : t h o m a s
macaroni fUCK: I'm not wrONG
Tomjemmings: I see you !!! @macaroni fUCK @jmadzzz
macaroni fUCK: !!!
Tomjemmings: we’ve already had the waitress bring us another basket of breadsticks
macaroni fUCK : I have ziploc bags in my suit jacket for this specifically
jmadzzz : I want a divorce
little lion: same
macaroni fUCK : RUDE
johnn : aren't you worried you're going to get something on your jacket though??
macaroni fUCK : it'd be worth it for the breadsticks
johnn : I
johnn : you do you
macaroni fUCK: ty
Adotfightme: @tailorsoldierspy how much do i gotta pay you to line my pockets with plastic
Tailorsoldierspy: you could empty the entire U.S. reserve and it wouldn’t be enough
more like HUNKules : wait commision me
johnn : hercules
more like HUNKules: dead serious I'd do it
Adotfightme: i have the value of this country to offer you and also anything i write and that’s it
Tomjemmings: don’t let him play you like this @more like HUNKules you don’t need the debt and lizzie and john are both fuckign loaded
johnn: he has the Look on his face where he's thinking abt designs so I really,,,,don't think anything we say could stop him at this point,,,,,
Tailorsoldierspy: @more like HUNKules I’ll send u his measurements
more like HUNKules : my Savior
little lion: I'm scared yet Excited to see how this turns out
Elamistress: that’s cool but more importantly we’re here and I’m stuck in the backseat of this uber
Tailorsoldierspy: omg do you need help
Jdotlaw: we’re working on it
Morelikedamnilton: and we’RE OUT
Elamistress: that took too much effort
Adotfightme: well I enjoyed the View
Tomjemmings: @more like HUNKules i also want in on these plastic pockets, btw
more like HUNKules : got it
little lion : unbelievable
laf: okay we're here!!
Morelikedamnilton: we’re in the middle of the restaurant!! You Can’t miss us!!!
johnn : we see you!!
johnn : oH
johnn: I like your dresses!!
Elamistress: Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
laf : I feel severely Underdressed
johnn : we literally cried over your dress Twice before we even left the house you look so pretty
little lion : and you mATCH ME IM SO??
little lion : fuck I'm going to start crying again
laf : aw I love you all
little lion: we love you too omg
Adotfightme: @laf you know who you Also match ;;;; )))
laf : ;^)))
little lion : if this is Real flirting I'm all For it
johnn: R T
Elamistress: i’m not Against it
Jdotlaw: neither am i, Especially if I get to join in
laf: ,,,,,that could be arranged
Adotfightme: does that make this like,, kind of a Date Date,,, or is it still separate dates Together
Morelikedamnilton: still separate. any activities that take place after are Different
Tomjemmings: @tailorsoldierspy @little lion @jmadzz @laf that could be Interesting
little lion : I think I'm flatlining
little lion: but in like a Good Way ;^))
Tomjemmings: @macaroni fUCK ?
macaroni fUCK: oh I'm There
Tailorsoldierspy: this is a whole new level but I’m not against it
eliza : I
eliza : okay so me and maria just got here,,,,
eliza : but idk if I want to come in with all the tension that's Emitting from this chat rn
marIa: same
Morelikedamnilton: pls do it’ll be fun
Morelikedamnilton: if you get what I mean
Morelikedamnilton: ;;; )))
Elamistress: omg
Elamistress: but same
eliza : I
eliza : we're coming in
eliza : and by we I mean Me bc maria just Sprinted out of the car
marIa : listen
eliza: I??????
Adotfightme: oh my god
Elamistress: @marIa @eliza you’re both looking goooooood like daaaaaaamn
eliza: ;^)))) we dress to impress
Morelikedamnilton: you’ve succeeded
marIa : why thank you
marIa : also is it normal to be This Sweaty over people that look like you and your girlfriend
eliza : m a ri a
marIa : bc like,,,,,,
marIa: it's Here
Adotfightme: @marIa I feel you completely
marIa: god bless
Jdotlaw: weLL TO UNDERCUT THIS TENSION
Jdotlaw: I, PERSONALLY, AM FEELING SOME FINE ASS CHICKEN ALFREDO
little lion: F E T T U C C I N E A L F R E D O
Adotfightme: a man after my own heart
little lion: wait which one of us are you talking about,,,,
Adotfightme: both
little lion : I'm so flustered rn omg
little lion: I'm not going to survive this dinner
Adotfightme: @johnn @more like HUNKules @laf @macaroni fUCK @jmadzzz is there any chance I could squeeze my way into sitting next to alex during this meal
laf: I'll move bc I want to See This
Jdotlaw: they’re both sitting directly across from me I’m going to die
Tailorsoldierspy: pULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER THE WAITRESS IS HERE
laf : honestly though idk abt y'all but we're literally never Together
laf : in like,,,,a Life sense
laf: in a physical sense we're literally,,,,,,never,,,,,,,apart,,,,,,,,,
Jdotlaw: same
Jdotlaw: also @little lion are you okay, the waitress is trying to take your order and you’re Not Reacting
little lion: ,,,,,,,,
Jd otlaw: @morelikedamnilton @elamistress i ordered for you since apparently you’re too wrapped up in Yourselves to notice the nice lady asking what you want
eliza : sorry talking to ""myself"" is very nice
eliza : also not to sound conceited?? I guess?? idk but @morelikedamnilton you're gor ge ous and I'm not over it
Morelikedamnilton: i refuse to accept that as conceited bc I was thinking the Same Thing
Adotfightme: it’s not conceited if it’s tru
Morelikedamnilton: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Adotfightme: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
eliza: aw you're all so cute!!
Elamistress: not as cute as you
marIa : omg
marIa : ,,,,,my heart,,,,is sobbing
eliza : your hand is Gripping mine
marIa : I'm like dying lmao
eliza : I??? oh my god??
marIa : in like a good way
eliza: m a r i a
Tomjemmings: @little lion oh my God you make the Noise too
Jdotlaw: I’m Not okay
Adotfightme: is that what I sound like
Elamistress: y eS
Adotfightme: w o w
little lion : I have no idea,,,,,,,,,,what,,,,,you're talking,,,,,about
johnn : you're blushing so hard
little lion: fa l se,,,,I don't know what's happening,,,,
Adotfightme: i hope you know what’s happening
Adotfightme: a l s o
Adotfightme: wHAT ARE YOU WEARING UNDER YOUR PANTs
little lion : ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,would you believe me if I said nothing Out of the ordinary
laf : well I mean technically it's not out of the ordinary for you,,,
little lion : noW IS NOT THE TIME
laf : ri g h,,,t ,,, , ,,,
little lion : a n y w a y,,,,
little lion: it's a garter belt and if you judge me I will drop kick you across the continent
Jdotlaw: I
Jdotlaw: I’m
Jdotlaw: first of all @adotfightme what even is your face right now and Where are your hands
Jdotlaw: second of all
Jdotlaw: @adotfightme
Jdotlaw: that is your Considering look and I’m not ready
Adotfightme: my hands are Exactly where they need to be
Adotfightme: @jdotlaw remember those boots you bought for us after laf wore them
Adotfightme: @little lion no judgment, i assure you I am Very Okay with this
macaroni fUCK : same
jmadzzz : I mean,,,,I'm dead now,,,,officially,,,,,but yeah I'm Very okay with it
little lion : do you all want me to die? bc this is how you kill me
laf : of course not love but you're literally stunning and we all have Eyes
little lion : fire
little lion: hellfire
Adotfightme: I, for one, am more than willing to Burn if that’s the case
little lion : oh my g o d
little lion: but also I'm Interested and we're having that conversation Later bc we're still in olive garden and I want to keep what's left of my dignity
Adotfightme: the anticipation will only make it Better
Jdotlaw: they’re going to kill us all
Adotfightme: i don’t know where you got the impression that you weren’t going to be a part of this
little lion : honestly?
johnn : oh I'm getting ideas
laf : I've literally been having Ideas since Denny's and you're just getting on this bandwagon??
johnn : yeah but these are ideas about myself and Myself,,,
laf : and I just,,,,,visibly shivered,,,,,
laf: g o d
Tomjemmings: i’m just throwing this out there but i’m Highkey Lowkey upset that lafayette isn’t here
Tailorsoldierspy: ???
Tomjemmings: f o u r
Tomjemmings: you know as well as I do that laf and I look Similar, and there’s my Imposter right across the table, and then @laf down the way and all we’re missing is FPOTUS
Tailorsoldierspy: I
Tailorsoldierspy: aLEX SAID L A T E R, NOW IS NOT THE TIME THOMAS
little lion : wait if we're talking abt thomas and laf Later could be Now
laf : a l e x
macaroni fUCK : I
little lion : l i t e r a l l y
laf: ANYWAY
Jdotlaw: @tomjemmings u still have that “not a crush” on alex right
Tomjemmings: …
Jdotlaw: I’m sure things could be Arranged
little lion: oh they definitely could be
Tailorsoldierspy: WOW LOOK AT THAT OUR FOOD IS HERE IT’S A MIRACLE THOSE FLAVORS AND SMELLS INVADING MY NOSTRILS DISTRACTING ME FROM THE F I L T H OF THOSE AROUND ME I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO BLESSED BEFORE IN MY LIFE THANK YOU LORD JESUS FOR PROVIDING THIS G L O R I O U S SUBSTANCE AND EXPERIENCE
Morelikedamnilton: rt
little lion: o h m y g o d
Adotfightme: i will not be in the chat while we consume our food as i need at least one hand to eat
Jdotlaw: use your other hand ???
Adotfightme: no, it’s occupied
little lion : ,,,,,
little lion : but same though bc I 100% plan to Inhale this fettuccine alfredo
more like HUNKules : see I love you but whenever we go to olive garden the fear of you choking on pasta and dying is Real
little lion : I
little lion : I love you too
little lion : and also I'm an expert at this by now Do Not Worry
more like HUNKules: thAT REALLY DOESNT HELP TBH
Jdotlaw: incredible
Jdotlaw: also if there were anything in the world that would make me less attracted to alex that’d be it
Jdotlaw: but since there is nothing in this world that can do that, imma settle for being a little terrified
little lion: thank you
Jdotlaw: you’re welcome
Tailorsoldierspy : “tommy” and “jemmy” are doing the lady and the tramp pasta thing and i just have to watch this and i don’t know how to feel about it
jmadzzz : honestly he's just really cute and I'm whipped so like
jmadzzz : these are things that happen in my life
macaroni fUCK : aw I love you
jmadzzz: love you too!!
Tomjemmings: i wish jemmy was here so i could make him see what he’s missing out on
Tailorsoldierspy: are you saying you’d leave me for jemmy
Tomjemmings: n o
Tomjemmings: he’d never betray dolley like that
Morelikedamnilton: he isn’t dating dolley tho
Tailorsoldierspy: oh my god
Tailorsoldierspy: you’d leave me for your best friend if the opportunity arose
Tomjemmings: n e v e r
Tomjemmings: he’d Join us
Adotfightme: oh my g o d
Jdotlaw: @adotfightme finished your pasta i see
Adotfightme: yes but also TOMMY’S CONFESSION IS MORE IMPORTANT
Tomjemmings: i’m only half-serious
macaroni fUCK : are you though
macaroni fUCK : like idk how similar your james is to mine but,,,,,,he's amazing
little lion : you just wanted to say how amazing our james is
macaroni fUCK : yes
little lion: unbelievable
Elamistress: whILE YOU WERE ALL HAVING A CRISIS ( @tomjemmings i am going to tell jemmy about this) THE GIRLS AND I HAVE DECIDED THAT WE’RE GOING TO GO BE CUTE AND GET ICE CREAM AND LEAVE YOU TO FIGURE OUT YOUR OWN LIVES
Morelikedamnilton: @adotfightme @jdotlaw is that cool? You can totally go do Things with the rest if you want btw
Adotfightme: that is more than fine
Adotfightme: Have fun! Be safe! Send pictures!
Jdotlaw: ;;; )))
marIa : ;^))))
eliza: I
Tailorsoldierspy: ice cream is an Idea
little lion: it would help the fact that I'm on Fire bc Someone here has had their hand on my thigh for this entire meal
Adotfightme: I don’t know what you’re talking about
Adotfightme: they’re some Great thighs
Adotfightme: irresistible, really
laf : true
johnn : honestly??
more like HUNKules : rt
macaroni fUCK : I could probably spend hours talking about alex's thighs don't get me started
jmadzzz : you have spent hours talking about his thighs and honestly I agree
little lion: I want a divorce
Jdotlaw: @little lion if you don’t believe them, you and @adotfightme have the Same Thighs, for reference
little lion : I
little lion : wait really
laf : y e s
little lion : holy shit okay
little lion : damn
johnn : I think I'm crying
laf : you are omg
johnn : he just!! he's so beautiful!! and he sEES IT NOW
johnn: oh my god this is the best day of my l i f e
Jdotlaw: honestly if that is the only thing us being here achieves i’m More than okay with that
Jdotlaw: @little lion you’re beautiful, and i’m honored to be here to see you realize that
little lion : omg
little lion : also thank you, and I'm sobbing someone help
laf : on it
macaroni fUCK : so are,,,the rest of us,,,,,us being alex's signifs
little lion: !!!
Adotfightme: this situation calls for the most chocolate ice cream we can find
Adotfightme: extreme chocolate
laf : agreed tbh
little lion: let's!! Go!!
Adotfightme: we’re going to need to figure out how we’re getting there because my hand is not leaving your thigh @little lion
Jdotlaw: @adotfightme that is unfair and unjust and exactly what we fought against
Adotfightme: @jdotlaw deal with it
Tomjemmings: oh my god
Jdotlaw: FINE THEN
Jdotlaw: @johnn do you want to hold my hand and be cute
johnn : yes omg come here
laf : my gay heart is,,,,swelling
more like HUNKules : I,,have already taken forty pictures,,,,,I am out of space on my phone give me a second
johnn : oh my g o d
little lion: SAME
Adotfightme: i gotchu
more like HUNKules: g o D B L E S S
Tomjemmings: @macaroni fUCK we should Also be Cute and Gay
macaroni fUCK : coming
jmadzzz : wow okay I'm in love
little lion : R T
macaroni fUCK: love you too!!
Tailorsoldierspy: we’re like a hand-holding gang
little lion: if you want that to be a thing I know where we could get cool jackets
Tomjemmings: I AM IN
Adotfightme: s a m e
little lion: n i C E
Jdotlaw: pls
laf: idk he got these cool bi bros jackets made so, while I'm not bi nor is my Imposter here to hold hands with me, I have to admit that it would be cute
Tomjemmings: you can always hold hands with thomas and I
Tomjemmings: and i’m pretty sure if i so much as mentioned hand-holding or the Other Things to laf they’d manage to sneak their way out, so, that’s a thing
Adotfightme: @tomjemmings don’t do that, bc laf will and gwar will yell at Me
Tomjemmings: gwar wouldn’t yell at you, he’d just be disappointed you put laf in danger without security and all that rot but then laf would bat their lashes and everything would be fine
Tomjemmings: and like,,, you saw their conversation just as much as I did, gwar would be More than Okay with it
Jdotlaw: and that is where we STOP
laf : wait what conversation
laf: my inability to stay in my own lane is Here and I want info
Adotfightme: LAFAYETTE WANTS TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH YOU AND GWAR, AND APPARENTLY IT’S A FANTASY THEY’VE DISCUSSED BEFORE WHICH IS NOT SOMETHING I LIKE THINKING ABOUT BUT THAT WAS A CONVERSATION I HAD TO WITNESS WITH MINE OWN EYES AND SO IT MUST BE SHARED
laf : I
more like HUNKules : laf
laf : well
johnn : l a f a y e t t e
laf : no that'd be weird right? bc gwash is basically my Parent and fucking him would be strange
laf : but,,,,it's technically not the same gwash
little lion : we're all the same people but you Draw the Line at washington??
laf : well under specific circumstances
laf : specifically those ones
more like HUNKules : n o
laf: f i n e
Jdotlaw: all that’s going through my head right now is “THERE’S A NEW MONICA LEWINSKY IN TOWN” and a jerry springer episode where it’s lafayette v. lafayette with gwar sitting in the middle with his head in his hands
Adotfightme: n o
laf : wouldn't the other lafayette also be sleeping with me though? that's like Half of the reason it's so appealing
little lion : are you actually considering this rn
laf : listen
little lion: ? ? ?
Tomjemmings has added lagayette to the chat
Tomjemmings: @lagayette hello
Jdotlaw: @Tomjemmings n o
Lagayette: hello, what did I miss
Adotfightme: your fantasies coming true
Lagayette: what
laf: hello
Lagayette: yOU TOLD THEM
Adotfightme: how long would it actually take you to get here
Lagayette: like,, two hours maybe
Adotfightme: with gwar?
Lagayette: depending on how I persuade him,,, anywhere from two hours to two weeks
Adotfightme: if you persuade him with the promise of your ~fantasies~ coming true?
Lagayette: h e h
Lagayette: we’d be there asap
Lagayette: the secret service would not be
laf : ,,,,,
laf: I can wait two hours
Lagayette has added Gwar to the chat
Lagayette: @gwar ;;; )))
Jdotlaw: n o
Adotfightme: YOUR EXCELLENCY
Gwar: alexander
Lagayette: you’ll never believe what conversation I just had, and with whom I had it
Gwar: what
laf: ;^))))
Gwar: well then
Gwar: we’ll be there in two hours
Jdotlaw: oh my g o d
laf : I feel like I should go home and change
johnn : into wh a t
laf : ,,,,,,,,
johnn : okay so @lagayette @gwar rip
Jdotlaw: i guess we’ll just have to occupy ourselves while they’re,, Busy
johnn: ;^)))))))
johnn: have I kissed you yet? if not then can I
Jdotlaw: a b s o l u t e l y
more like HUNKules: LITERALLY DELETED SO MANY PICTURES FOR THIS VIDEO
little lion: I watched you do it and you deleted so many good nudes I'm disappointed
more like HUNKules: it's called repentance and I recommend it
ittle lion: w O W
Adotfightme: that’s a nice thought, but would you be singing the same tune if I just,, stepped closer to you
Adotfightme: alex on your other side
Adotfightme: johns kissing in front of you
Adotfightme: i don’t think you would
more like HUNKules: ,,,,,,my heart just stopped,,,,,
more like HUNKules: repentance can wait,,,,,or just,,,,,Never Happen
Adotfightme: :-)