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Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
____"What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."
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'Tom was bored. It was the start of his Third Year and he was desperate for something, anything to happen.'
Tom may come to regret ever thinking that when the arrival of an adorable yet sociopathic first year Hufflepuff threatens to derail all his future plans before he even makes them. This is the story of how Harry Potter exasperated the Dark Lord into not committing genocide.
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“At least tell me your name?”
Harry threw his head back over his shoulder, looking the man up and down once more. He seemed innocent enough. It was just his name, after all. They were neighbors. No harm in it.
“It’s Harry,” he said finally. “Harry Potter.”
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Neglect can be one of the most painful forms of abuse, being ignored by your guardians when all you want is love hurts. No one seems to care if Harry lives or dies so he spends a lot of time wandering around Little Whinging on his own. His friendly neighbor seems to think that this is dangerous. If only someone paid enough attention to Harry to tell him that his neighbor is a little too friendly...
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“This smells fishy,” Severus muttered out loud.
“Fishy?” Harry questioned, wrinkling his nose as if sniffing the air. “It doesn’t smell fishy to me.”
Oh, sweet Merlin, the first years could still be so sweet and precious and Severus was going to kill the son of a bitch who had stolen the innocence from this one.
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- Part 1 of that's the thing about illicit affairs
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Harry Potter is not safe at Number Four Privet Drive, but Lily Potter’s posthumous magic demands that he have a home, so in a crack of thunder four-year-old Harry flashes into existence next to Sirius Black, occupying Cell 12, North Tower, Azkaban.
Harry is anonymous there. No one knows who he was before he joined Padfoot in Cell 12, so he is given a new name and raised by Death Eaters, trained for Dark Magic and maybe a little crazier than he ought to be.
He knows only the stone walls and the cold until Minerva McGonagall stumbles into Dumbledore's office holding a first-year's letter addressed to the wizarding prison, and he is brought from its stone depths to attend Hogwarts.
He is not the Martyr Dumbledore wanted, and he is not the Savior the Wizarding World asked for.
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Day 27: “I thought you loved me.” (Whump)
A remix of MellarkAndArt’s Illicit Affairs Story in which:
- Harry is a Hufflepuff
- Susan Bones is my angel baby
- Sirius Black kills a man
- And Severus Snape is confused, exasperated, and has a Boggart in the form of Hufflepuff tears.Series
- Part 11 of Cultober, witches.
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WTJWD-verse by ALongGoodbyeToHP (themadmage), themadmage
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jul 2018
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A re-write of the Harry Potter series in which Lily Potter's ghost remains attached to Harry in order to continue protecting her son. Also features an edited prophecy, Harry not being a horcrux, and a number of other canon divergences that result directly or indirectly from Lily's presence.
Main series stories will be titled "Well That Just Won't Do - Book X" and will follow Harry's life from Halloween 1981 to Post-Second War. Companion pieces focused on other characters have short, concept-based titles like "Freedom and Recovery" and "Surviving".
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