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Harry Potter And The- so I really am Fate's Bitch? by bookloser
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 Oct 2025
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Harry Potter was absolutely, unashamedly, done.
First, Voldy uses a Ritual to bring his pasty snake ass back to life, killing Cedric- which, by the way, thanks for the extra trauma.
Second, Harry goes through a lovely year of being tortured with a damn writing utensil and ends up in Azkaban after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries- which Dumbledore chose not to prevent.
So, y'know, fuck him.One year later Harry gets released... only to find out he has to go back to the Dursley's; which, no thanks- his cell in Azkaban was looking rather comfy, in comparison to that hell hole.
Luckily for the plot, Sirius knows of Harry's true parentage and decides it'll be better for everyone if Harry just pops over to America to be emancipated so he could then live with his godfather; it's not like this Tony Stark guy will put up much of a fuss right?
Right???Gods, Mercenaries, Super-spies, romance and a Headmaster who won't let his weapon go-
What could possibly go wrong?
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Once more with feeling by Mei (Ima1)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Sep 2021
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Harry can't say he was exactly thrilled about being thrust into a new world and leaving everything behind, but slowly, sometimes quite so, he carves out his place and makes a new life for himself. That said life somehow includes his long-lost godfather, a team of superheroes, a Norse god for a best friend, and a magical shop that caters to Muggles was not what he was expecting. That he ends up falling in love and getting a new family out of it was even less expected.
He thinks it all might end up being worth it.
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Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Sep 2020
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“The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”
“I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”
Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.
This Fic is now complete!
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In the trashed upper floors of Bathilda Bagshot’s home, Lord Voldemort arrives. This time, early.
"Familiarity was bound to happen even in the most tragic of cases if the participants danced too often in the same circle."
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Harry discovers he isn't the Potter everyone thought he was. His life takes an unexpected turn as he searches out the truth of who he really is and what his legacy is supposed to be.
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- Part 1 of Prince
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When Harry is literally pulled from his own world to one very different. He is left wondering; what the hell is going on? But on some level, he has a feeling that what dragged him over had a plan. If only Harry knew what the hell that was.
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- Part 1 of Death's Call
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Harry Potter And The- so I really am Fate's Bitch? by bookloser
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 Oct 2025
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Harry Potter was absolutely, unashamedly, done.
First, Voldy uses a Ritual to bring his pasty snake ass back to life, killing Cedric- which, by the way, thanks for the extra trauma.
Second, Harry goes through a lovely year of being tortured with a damn writing utensil and ends up in Azkaban after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries- which Dumbledore chose not to prevent.
So, y'know, fuck him.One year later Harry gets released... only to find out he has to go back to the Dursley's; which, no thanks- his cell in Azkaban was looking rather comfy, in comparison to that hell hole.
Luckily for the plot, Sirius knows of Harry's true parentage and decides it'll be better for everyone if Harry just pops over to America to be emancipated so he could then live with his godfather; it's not like this Tony Stark guy will put up much of a fuss right?
Right???Gods, Mercenaries, Super-spies, romance and a Headmaster who won't let his weapon go-
What could possibly go wrong?
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The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Nov 2016
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In the several millennia he had existed Loki Odinson, Norse God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things, he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before, in his thousands of years of existence had he been a loving father, but all it took was a single glance at the perfect little creature before him and he knew, he was gone.
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On Punching Gods and Absentee Dads by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Apr 2020
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Harry finds out that his dad is alive, has been the whole time. Instead of being overjoyed, Harry's disgusted. His dad left earth and abandoned his friends. Every painful thing he's ever gone through can be traced back to one man. Now Harry's got super strength he can't control and an almost unnecessary amount of magical power. His dad might be living it up with the Avengers now but not for long. With the help of his friends, Harry comes up with a plan for revenge. Get ready Avengers, Harry's out to punch a god.
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After detention with Umbridge, Harry wanders the corridors with a bleeding hand. Snape finds him, curious as hell as to why Harry is not in bed. He then notices the bleeding hand. In the darkness of midnight, their relationship changes. However, war is coming. What will they have to sacrifice in order to win?
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- Part 1 of Secrets
