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Eve & Villanelle resisting, flirting, giving in, avoiding, fighting...hating and loving to pretend to hate how much they don't hate each other
Detailed, dialogue-driven content, essentially Villaneve and alternate storylines and scenarios spun from the show.
Antagonistic banter a la Killing Eve Season 1 and 2 inspired.
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Villanelle: *smirks and leans into Eve’s ear whispering* It’s okayyyy Eve. I feel it too...it’s...frustrating eh? I mean it just makes you want to...*Villanelle gives the ends of Eve’s hair, twirled around her fingers, a soft tug*Eve: It makes me want to kill you
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death anniversary to the conscious of a mortal and immortal
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Severus Snape wants to get rid of Hermione Granger — with ten nasty acts of sabotage in ten days. Yet she plays along, counters him with irresistible charm, and throws him completely off balance. A deliciously sarcastic game full of temptation, resistance, and crackling tension.
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Quinn Bennet is Washington DC’s go-to lawyer for high-stakes disasters. Spencer Reid is the BAU agent who keeps appearing like a legally-appointed headache.
He thinks he can out-evidence me.
I think he can’t read a room to save his life.Then the case flips, the genius needs a defence, and suddenly I’m arguing law for the man who argued facts at me first.
This is a slow burn. Slight enemies to lovers. Set around Season 10 — in which she tries, fails, and repeatedly fails not to fall for him.
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Gretchen tells Adyson all about her perfect date with Phineas, or at least she tries to, because if you read the tags, you'll notice a lot of things that are unrelated to that simple concept. After all, what fun would a crack-pairing based fluff story be without obscure canon complaints, annoyingly persistent subplots, cruddy narration, and fetishistic undertones?
I don't know, but this story isn't going to give you the answer.
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- Part 4 of The Mercury in Retrograde Collection
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When a rogue Variant called Null turns an underground complex into a power-dead kill zone, Aegis deploys Team 17—thirteen enhanced operatives trained to fight even when their abilities are stripped away. Kwon Soonyoung, call sign Radius, is the team’s kinetic vanguard and human shield; Lee Jihoon, Lyric, is a rare resonant whose gift for reading and rewriting energy fields makes him the only one who can truly understand what Null has built. But as Null’s suppression clamps down harder, Soonyoung’s instinct to throw himself in front of every threat clashes with Jihoon’s refusal to be treated like a fragile “asset,” forcing them to adapt, trust each other in new ways, and learn how to protect—not just with powers, but with choices.
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Dos alfas, dos manadas, un mismo territorio. En la frontera del bosque, donde la sangre se derrama en el suelo, la tensión se afila con cada encuentro. Una guerra silenciosa separa ambos bandos, pero bajo la luz de luna, susurros y miradas descaradas afloran. ¿Están condenados a hacerse jirones con aquellos colmillos...o a marcarse con ellos?
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À Contre-Cœur by meisjerauw
Fandoms: Joost Klein (Musician), Eurovision Song Contest RPF
14 Dec 2025
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À Contre-Cœur - a feeling that arrives uninvited, settling in the spaces you swore were closed.
It begins with tension, with glances that linger a second too long, with words that cut just as often as they hide something softer.
Two lives moving in opposite directions, colliding in ways neither expected, pulled into a slow dance of resistance and surrender.It's the story of what happens when the heart moves first, when pride tries to keep pace and fails, when something fragile grows where only friction lived before.
Not chosen. Not planned. Just inevitable - à contre-cœur.
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Make Me Bad by AlicentBurton
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
13 Dec 2025
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"B-But... we're siblings."
"...Do you really see me as your brother?" he asked genuinely surprised.
"Don't you see me as your sister?" she asked, her voice breaking like her heart. He just looked away, lowering his gaze as he scratched his neck again.
or hikikomori! brother! shigaraki tomura/shimura tenko x toyoko kid! sister! afab! reader
⚰️🕊️ DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT 🔞⚠️
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Hazme Mal by Alicent_Burton
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
13 Dec 2025
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—P-Pero... Somos hermanos.
—¿...De verdad me ves como tu hermano? —preguntó genuinamente extrañado.
—¿Tú no me ves como tu hermana? —preguntó con la voz rota como su corazón. Él solo desvío la mirada, agachandola mientras se volvía a rascar el cuello.
o hermano! hikikomori! shigaraki tomura/shimura tenko x hermana! toyoko kid! afab! lectora
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Koda the master of decay by Dragongalaxy232
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023), LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
13 Dec 2025
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In this Ninjago Au Kur fell in love with a formling and had a child who is Kodas ancestor the dragons where going to destroy the five and the child in order to protect the realms however Kur offered herself as a sacrifice and the sorceress used her sacrifice to make the spell (Bonzel) which trapped the five. Koda is the elementals master of decay and a formling when her elemental powers appeared she lost controll of them and accidently killed her familly causing her to be banished from her home Egalt and Rontu send the ninjas to find her as if the forbidden five are freed they need her to access their temple which needs all five members to be present.
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- Part 1 of Ninjago au
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Sunrise, Sunset (Or How Do You Say Sod Off In Tevinter?) by AkiDragonwings
Fandoms: Dragon Age II
13 Dec 2025
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[Currently remastering] Hawke's as much a mage as Fenris is an elf: it's complicated. Another thing they have in common is they have broken hearts. Lastly, they both share the opinion that the other is kind of annoying (this a widely held opinion). A story about coming together by being apart, about memory and meaning, and about facing your monsters.
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Iron Howl by MrNickLower
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
13 Dec 2025
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- Part 49 of AUs ironstrange
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Please let this be a normal work week (In Gotham? No way!) by Library_of_Gage
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Dec 2025
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Local librarian is just trying to get through her work week. A combination of Wayne kids (someone really needs to tell that youngest one to chill), bats, and Gotham villains makes that harder than it has any right being.
Author Note: This is a self-indulgent fic I wrote because I wanted to explore what a library in Gotham might look like. It's very slice of life and chill; read it to relax and maybe laugh.
Also, fuck AI. No AI was used in the making of this fic. I don't agree to this fic being fed to AI. AI can pry my em-dashes from my cold, dead hands.
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Bittersweet (Scaramouche/Reader) (Scaramouche/You) by unknown_sovereign
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Dec 2025
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❝ 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝗼𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝗲? 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗼 𝗱𝘂𝗺𝗯 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜'𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻? ❞
❝ 𝗗𝘂𝗱𝗲, 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲. 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻. ❞
❝ 𝗜'𝗱 𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝗲. ❞
❝ 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗱𝗶𝗲 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲. ❞
❝ 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗯𝘆𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝙣𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝗺𝘆 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵. ❞
❝ 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗮 𝘀𝗮𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗜'𝗺 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲. 𝗡𝗼𝘄, 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗱𝗲. ❞The name Scaramouche strikes fear into every sane person's soul. After all, he's one of Teyvat's most powerful beings and definitely its most ruthless.
The name (Y/n) is still relatively unknown, but not for long. My shenanigans are guaranteed to grant me some sort of infamy sooner or later.
Being a menace to society is my life's purpose. Getting revenge on the Electro Archon is my life's goal.
And what better way to achieve both than to recruit one of Teyvat's most menacing men? He seems to have his own agenda, too, after all. -
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What if Tom Riddle had told no one that Voldemort was him ? And what if he had reabsorbed his Horcruxes that night in Godric’s Hollow ? Except for one.
And what if he had to join forces with Albus Dumbledore and the Order of the Phoenix to combat a new threat to the wizarding world ?
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*书设，现代人类AU，神父A/非二元C，现在时C全部使用he/him代词
*Good Omens-Book Aziraphale and Crowley, Human au, non-binary Crowley with priest Aziraphale
*涉及宗教创伤、心理恐怖以及大量不健康应对
*including religious trauma, psychic/physical horror
*圣经（不正确）引用
*use Bible content请随时检查tag更新，更多tag内容尽请期待
mention tagssmut will come later, I promise
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River worked alone; she learned a long time ago that trust only gets you hurt. Especially when you're Gotham's newest vigilante. So when none other than Red Hood comes crashing on her roof, she helps him. Not because she owed him anything, but because she saw a little too much of herself in a stranger.
Jason just wanted some peace, but when Babs tells you that your neighbour got flagged as a vigilante, you go check it out. Apparently, this is the same neighbour that patched up his stab wound last week. Oops.
Everyone's only got one question on their mind: Who is The Maelstrom?
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Teaching an Edgy Hedgehog How to Behave (by interfering in an established relationship) by cheariys
Fandoms: Sonic Boom (Cartoon), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
13 Dec 2025
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"What if we open up our relationship?"
A simple question that, upon agreeing, he didn't know what it would unleash. Sonic wasn't sure if Shadow could fit into a relationship built on years of playing cat and mouse, years of holding back for fear of being deprived of his freedom, years of feeding the belief that it was one-sided. Now, with Shadow, he'd have to grapple unpleasantly with the fact that he's a bit hot, so it has an effect on him. Amy is no stranger to those effects either, so they agreed to monopolize him in their relationship before anyone else.
Living with Shadow wasn't the best thing that had ever happened to him, but at least they could teach him how to be less of a jerk while falling in love with him.
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Young Head to Young Hero by fishynygma
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Dec 2025
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Somewhat of an AU where we follow the story of Henshizo Sesshada, the son of a ruthless yakuza boss who tries to follow the path of light. He joins the usual cast of MHA taking Mineta's spot and Yanagi is in 1-A instead of Koda. Can he walk the path of the hero and be on the straight and narrow? Can you take the boy out of the yakuza but not the yakuza out of him? Will his past haunt him? How will he impact the story?
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- Part 1 of Young Head to Young Hero