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One day we're in space and the next we're in a zombie apocalypse running for our life.
It's really up to chance...
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"Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.
"Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."
"No, I'm gonna bite you."
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SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.
Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.
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“You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.
“He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.
“He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”
“Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”
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Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.
Phil has a different plan.
(In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)
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- Part 1 of Change fate, be kind
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A hero without a single limit (and filter) by orphan_account
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Sep 2025
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Death was said to be a warm cradle, like a mother’s gentle hold—a golden glow, soft and tender, breaking through the endless bite of winter’s darkness.
Satoru Gojo had expected rest. Craved it, even. He was ready to pass the weight of the strongest onto younger shoulders, to let his students take the stage and bear the burden he had carried far too long.
And yet…
And yet, this wasn’t what he’d expected.
Not at all.
Even the Six Eyes couldn’t have predicted this nightmare.
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The Last Heist by crystalSkiez
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 Mar 2024
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In Manburg there's no mercy for criminals. Getting caught by the guards is an immediate death sentence.
Tommy has managed to avoid them for 9 years now--by day, as an arrogant pickpocket with a mouth almost as fast as his hands, and by night as the renowned Underground thief known only as Theseus.
Things are going well, all things considered.
And then he gets a message from the infamous Antarctic gang and everything goes to shit.
Now Tommy has to handle pulling off the heist of his life, all while hiding his true identity from both the tyrannical government and his new associates in the most feared gang in the city.
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I wanted a sci-fi found family AU with the SBI gang
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- Part 1 of The Last Days
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“I’ll go to you, just-” There’s the loud sound of gunfire, and Wilbur cries out, dropping to the floor, the sword falling out of his hand as he curls up on his side.
“WILBUR!” Tommy screams, seeing him drop to the ground. He would go to run after, if it weren’t for the fact that he’s taking cover from the gunshots, and the fact that the thing in his hand is now glowing impossibly bright.
Tommy’s about to say fuck it all, and run across deck even with the possibility of getting shot, when the ship suddenly lurches to the left, and Tommy screams again, a high pitched humming seeming to be floating in the air.
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Wilbur’s a pirate/sailor, who’s picked up Tommy on his adventures. He’s also good friends with two powerful gods of the seas, who now after a whole two years without getting called, are more than a little concerned and confused at finding Wilbur again, bleeding out on a ship with a kid that's trying to stab them.
[Discontinued! There is a summary for the rest of the fic at the last chapter, but it's pretty much discontinued]
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Nocturne by Nostalgia-in-Starlight (UniverseEndingParadox)
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
29 May 2017
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It's a charmed life, rife with luxury and glamour and a doting husband who gives him the world on a silver platter. It's also a peculiarly lonely life, being married to the underboss of one of the biggest 'yakuza' in operation. Either way, Viktor wouldn't trade it - or his husband - for the world.
Or.
A day in the life of Mafia Wife!Viktor.
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- Part 1 of Memento Mori
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'“How the fuck are we meant to steal a dragon?” Sokka asked, conveniently and concisely summing up Katara’s thoughts.
She didn’t even have the energy to pull him up on cursing in front of their resident twelve year old. How the fuck indeed.'
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Aang, Katara and Sokka have one more quest before they can be done with the gods for good. Dealing with the king and queen of the underworld can't be that hard, right?
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- Part 6 of Many, Many, Many Worlds
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Plan B by Drenagon
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Aug 2019
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Plan B: an alternative strategy; a contingency plan, devised for an outcome other than the expected plan.
Or, sending an unqualified temp to act as Thorin Oakenshield's PA because no one qualified can put up with him.
(He'd say they can't meet his standards. Of course he would.)
Meet Bilbo Baggins. He just became Plan B.
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moon drunk monster beautiful and strange by MarionetteFtHJM
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
16 Feb 2020
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When Geralt gets transferred to a new new base during the Afghanistan war, he doesn't think it will be any different from the last one. The point of the military is, after all, uniformity and the dehumanisation of the soldiers. However, after he gets assigned a new handler things take a slightly different turn.
(Werewolves in the military AU)
Translation into Russian available here!
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- Part 4 of Goth Himbo Geralt archetype fics
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A Beginner's Guide to Communing with the Dead by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Supernatural
05 Nov 2013
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Maybe it's the little girl whose disappearance turned into a murder, and whose murder turned into a cold case, and who has now apparently decided to move in with him. Maybe it's the unacceptable hole left in his life when his dumb best friend and partner in (the prevention of) crime decided to go and get himself killed. Maybe it's his brother, whose high-profile career and fantastic girlfriend and first-child-on-the-way are steadily leaving Dean in the dust. Pick one. Pick all of them. The why doesn't matter so much as the what, and the what is this: Dean is pretty sure he's going completely, certifiably insane. Sure, he hasn't started wearing all his clothes inside out, and he still showers on a regular basis (anyways, that's not crazy, just a little eccentric); but there's no getting around the fact that he just threw away his life, his career, and his reputation by dragging out his mom's old necromancy book and summoning a Class A Forbidden Entity to his attic. A cranky one, too. With horrendous bed-head.